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Here we go, t-shirt or computer?

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T-shirt or computer?

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98, window, window. Now the

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deal.

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You can announce my number.

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We've got a free computer to

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give away. We've got a laser

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printer.

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33 seconds and counting, ladies

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and gentlemen. 33 seconds and

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counting. All associates, stand

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by.

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98 is about to launch. Let's

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hear it, ladies and gentlemen.

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Let's go and cheer. Come on,

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Countdown City people.

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Let's go and cheer. Come on.

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Come on. Come on.

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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guitar solo

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Thank you.

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guitar solo

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My goose count went up 10,000.

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guitar solo

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I went from 2,000 to 25,000

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guys on my Twitch streams.

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Yeah, it's bizarre.

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Thank you very much there, Porik,

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for the tip.

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Today is the last day for Porik's

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hot dogs.

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Get them while you can.

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And Wednesday night, Evan,

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thank you very much.

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It goes on anyway.

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We might have to revisit this,

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and I'd like to see some more

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testimonial videos

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for products and brands that

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have utilized this sort of

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thing.

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Maybe this doesn't happen

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anymore.

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This might have been predating

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even TikTok's emergence

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as the premier social media

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platform.

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But this is still YouTube.

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I now have 15,000 people

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watching my gooses.

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Goose Cloud.

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It is an app to help you gain

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real, authentic punks.

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To your flock of geese.

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Now, after six months of using...

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Is that his... That's his real

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voice, though,

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not the one... I know you're

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putting in the goose cloud

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there,

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but that's his real voice.

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Talk about a voice that does

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not match the face.

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Maybe the... Did we speculate...

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Fucking back in 2020,

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that maybe somebody revoiced

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this fella,

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which made the advert even

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stranger?

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Try to ignore the...

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Gooses.

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Goose Cloud.

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It is an app to help you gain

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real, authentic punks.

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To your flock of geese.

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Now, after six months of using,

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I saw a huge increase in my...

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Double of geese.

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That actually opened up doors

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for me to get revenue out of it.

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Goose Cloud.

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It is a company that helps you

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gain real life.

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Geese.

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First, I only started off with

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a rough thousand...

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Goose lovers.

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And then, in a matter of five

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months,

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I exceeded 15,000...

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Lovers of geese.

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...which is absolutely,

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incredibly awesome,

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and exactly what I needed.

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Goose Cloud.

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Got me from...

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From a point of having...

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This guy...

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This guy really brought the

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bacon.

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A piece of meat!

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Thank you very much, Jan Wynn.

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This guy really sent it into

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the stratosphere.

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If you thought the other

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testimonials were decent,

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maybe middling.

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This guy absolutely kicked the

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shit out of...

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Years ago...

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Same way I kicked the shit out

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of that dummy there.

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Years ago, I was Chinese.

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Thank you very much, Disco Stew,

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for the tip.

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And John Wine, or Wayne.

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Shout out to O'Neill for the

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couch.

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On the couch, please.

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Not on the couch.

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Less than a thousand geese.

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To having five-figure...

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Geese.

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To having 10,000 geese.

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Look at how much he's intonating

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there,

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and he's expressing it's a real

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performance from this guy.

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And remember,

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one phrase sticks out in my

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memory

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from this fucking lunatic.

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And that was that he was like...

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It was like a drug addict

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that was just talking about how

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good the hit was

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from building up your portfolio...

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Your followers on whatever

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fucking platform they were shilling.

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And he was like...

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Man...

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Once...

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Once you get that bass...

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Everything starts...

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Everything starts to get real.

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You just need to get that bass.

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And that's why Spotty Flex is

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gonna really send you...

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And there was one for Instagram.

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There was one for Facebook.

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There was one for fucking

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Twitter.

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And it was all about building

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up your following with bots.

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Click farms and whatnot.

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And he...

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This is the face of bass.

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All that he wants is another

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bass.

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And it's gone tomorrow.

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All that you want is another

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bass.

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A face.

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Whoa.

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And he was just...

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It was basically before...

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Maybe before we realized how

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dangerous this social media was.

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They were able to put out

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fucking adverts for click farms

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like this.

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And it showed someone who was

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in the grip of social media...

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What would you say?

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Psychosis.

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He really needed that bass of

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followers to increase his

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reputation and then move

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forward as an absolute player

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in the internet sphere.

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Less than a thousand...

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Geeks.

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To having five figure...

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Geeks.

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Look, I had less than a

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thousand...

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Followers.

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And then...

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I went to five thousand

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followers.

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Once you...

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You gotta get that bass.

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Once you get that bass.

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Really is a Tonight at Nine.

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Tonight at Nine.

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On Goose Cloud.

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Face of bass.

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The face of social media.

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Kind of...

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It went a bit sinister as well.

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It's the intensity.

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The rhythm is the bass and the

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bass is the treble.

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Only less than a thousand...

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Geeks.

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To having five figure...

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Geeks.

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To having ten thousand...

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Geeks.

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And it's still growing.

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Thousands, thousands, thousands

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of...

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This guy was funny.

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He's like...

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A bit of a...

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What's the lad?

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The fella who died.

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The actor.

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He's a great actor.

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He died.

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He's the heroine and all that.

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You know who I'm on.

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Philip Seymour Hoffman.

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He had a bit of that about him.

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Real.

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Jeez.

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Kiki Stockhammer.

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Thank you very much.

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Because you could edit this

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into a...

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Into a mindfuck video as well.

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Where it's kind of like...

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Do you know those...

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What was it?

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Magnolia.

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Or one of those...

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Christian Andersen fucking

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films or whatever...

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That Seymour Hoffman was in.

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Do you know what?

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It was just this background low

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rumbling...

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Anxiety inducing hum of a

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fucking vibe going on.

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You could put that to this...

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And just get these people...

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And then this guy really

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finishes it off.

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You know?

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No offence to him.

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If you're out there, you're

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watching...

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I mean I'm merely...

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I'm aghast at how well...

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You really brought the fucking

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feeling to the scene...

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My friend.

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And you're more than welcome to

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watch the stream...

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And tune in...

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Anytime.

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I can't even stop you.

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I can't even stop you.

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I could block you.

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But that doesn't even stop you.

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And it's still growing.

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Thousands, thousands, thousands

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of real...

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Jeez.

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Actually...

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Honking.

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To my stuff.

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Looking at my stuff.

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Commenting.

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Interacting with my stuff.

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You know?

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Some phony bots.

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It's gonna be...

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They are.

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That's all they are.

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These bots.

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And this is the face of base

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look.

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It's like he's gone through...

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Act 2.

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Okay.

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What's my emotion?

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What's my motivation here?

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00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:58,060
It's like...

302
00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:58,560
Fuck man.

303
00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,750
You just gotta get that fucking

304
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,100
base.

305
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,610
It's like we've come back onto

306
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:02,600
another...

307
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,040
Layer.

308
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,380
And he's got this little jar.

309
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,200
It's like a fucking big jar...

310
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,660
Of water with a tap in it.

311
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:08,440
And a...

312
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,520
A tin...

313
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,380
It's like a mason jar of...

314
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:11,840
Of water.

315
00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,180
A massive mason jar.

316
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,200
The tap on it.

317
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,520
Real people interacting with

318
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:16,180
you...

319
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:16,680
While you play.

320
00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:17,760
It's gonna be real viewers.

321
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,100
And it's gonna increase your...

322
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:19,620
Goose count.

323
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:20,810
And so more and more people

324
00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:21,880
will see you...

325
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,620
Honking off.

326
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,160
Check it out.

327
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:23,460
It's got...

328
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,120
Goose cloud.

329
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,200
You won't regret it.

330
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:26,320
It's got a...

331
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,380
It's got a spigot.

332
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,030
He didn't say when you get that

333
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:29,460
base.

334
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,860
Which I think...

335
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,420
Today's the last day for Tom's

336
00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:33,080
hot dogs.

337
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:34,840
Get them while you're fucked.

338
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:36,420
Thank you very much sir.

339
00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:36,920
Yeah.

340
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:37,700
Pineapple.

341
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,080
Very very kind of you there.

342
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:40,220
And Kiki Stockhammer.

343
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:40,820
Love it.

344
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,060
10 geese.

345
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,300
For your ever glowing...

346
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,580
Ever growing cloud.

347
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,120
Keep this baby humming.

348
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,560
I think what happened there...

349
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,060
And thanks Disco Shrew as well.

350
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:51,120
Is...

351
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,180
That we went...

352
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:53,080
Looking...

353
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,420
Scratching my armpit there.

354
00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:55,280
Bit of self soothing.

355
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,560
And there was...

356
00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,180
A string.

357
00:16:59,280 --> 00:16:59,820
A litany.

358
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,180
Of...

359
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,520
Testimonials.

360
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:04,090
For different social media

361
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:04,660
types.

362
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:05,860
There was one for Spotify.

363
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,100
Called Spotify Flex.

364
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,250
You know because you want to

365
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:08,680
flex...

366
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,240
Your Spotify followers on it.

367
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,360
And there was one for...

368
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:12,640
YouTube.

369
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:13,860
Like Tube Hound.

370
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,120
I'm just making that one up.

371
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:16,640
But you get stuff like...

372
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:17,600
Goose cloud here as well.

373
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:19,460
And...

374
00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:20,400
He was in them.

375
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,760
Your man was in them.

376
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:22,860
In other videos.

377
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:23,860
And I might have missed it

378
00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:24,200
there.

379
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,080
I might have missed him saying...

380
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,320
Once you get that bass.

381
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,060
But I think maybe he did it...

382
00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:30,020
In another fucking video.

383
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,240
I was aghast.

384
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:31,700
At the time.

385
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:32,760
And shocked.

386
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,100
And very very unnerved.

387
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:36,250
By the fact they had a load of

388
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:36,680
these.

389
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,900
So one company did all the work...

390
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,020
For all these different...

391
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,820
Platforms.

392
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:42,740
Social media platforms.

393
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,440
And I don't think you'd...

394
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:45,780
They'd get away with it now.

395
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:46,720
I mean you'd get away with it.

396
00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:47,940
But I don't think they'd blatantly...

397
00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:49,180
Make the video like this.

398
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,080
Maybe they would.

399
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:51,700
Maybe they would.

400
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:52,790
It's probably not even this

401
00:17:52,790 --> 00:17:53,540
good anymore.

402
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,990
It's probably just a shit

403
00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:55,560
fucking...

404
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,280
AI ad.

405
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:56,880
And...

406
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:57,980
It's just like...

407
00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:58,820
You want more followers?

408
00:17:59,020 --> 00:17:59,700
Just look at this.

409
00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:01,160
And it's a picture of...

410
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:01,540
Like...

411
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:02,180
I don't know.

412
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,000
Like a fucking bear with muscle...

413
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,160
With a ripped body.

414
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:05,860
Ripped abs.

415
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,740
And it says like in one corner...

416
00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:09,560
You're fucking...

417
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,840
25 to 35.

418
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,870
You should be working out this

419
00:18:11,870 --> 00:18:12,200
much.

420
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,700
And then it'll show you a pig...

421
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,340
With a fucking massive bicep.

422
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:17,220
And it says you're 35 to 45.

423
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,090
You should be working out this

424
00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:18,380
much.

425
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,300
And it says this is how much

426
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,040
fucking...

427
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,560
Chest press ups you need to do.

428
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,100
If you're 55 to 65.

429
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,160
And it's a picture of a goose...

430
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,480
With real fucking rock hard abs...

431
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:29,700
And a massive chest.

432
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,360
Do you know what I'm on about?

433
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,640
Just real...

434
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,480
Weird slop...

435
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:34,920
That makes you...

436
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:35,640
It's just like...

437
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:35,860
Yeah...

438
00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:37,290
You don't know what you've been

439
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:37,940
looking at.

440
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,920
Your brain is fucked.

441
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,440
And it feels as though I'm

442
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,480
being...

443
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:42,800
I'm...

444
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,360
My mind is being chipped away

445
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,000
at...

446
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,480
By the internet...

447
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,620
Day after day...

448
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:48,480
Minute after minute...

449
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,180
And there is no...

450
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,420
Linearity to it anymore.

451
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:52,950
There's no fucking narrative to

452
00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:53,240
it.

453
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,260
But that said...

454
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:55,990
We're gonna have a lovely

455
00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:57,040
little situation here...

456
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,160
With...

457
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,380
Stew Bensis...

458
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,300
The Cuban stew...

459
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,220
The Cuban cigar himself...

460
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,520
The Stew Bensigar...

461
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,660
And we'll get involved in it.

462
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,500
We need to utilise of course...

463
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,520
The Viper Chronicles website...

464
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:09,500
Computer Chronicles...

465
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,400
And a big thank you very much...

466
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,940
To the uncle earlier on...

467
00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:14,000
For his kind hearted...

468
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,500
And generous stream...

469
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:16,320
And that...

470
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,180
That look at...

471
00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:18,500
Look at the cows there...

472
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,820
Was fantastic as well...

473
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:21,940
And I can't wait to check that

474
00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:22,820
out again...

475
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:23,500
Later on...

476
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,820
Fucking fantastic stuff...

477
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:25,820
If you didn't see it...

478
00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:26,400
Check it out...

479
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:26,760
It was...

480
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,980
It was very interesting...

481
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:28,500
Although he did...

482
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:29,640
Not...

483
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,750
Manage to time the musical

484
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:31,500
tunes...

485
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,500
He had made...

486
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:32,500
With...

487
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:34,500
Pictures of cows...

488
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,980
Because he didn't...

489
00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:37,160
Factor in...

490
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,240
The latency...

491
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:40,800
The latency...

492
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,680
Involved...

493
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,240
In triggering that tune...

494
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,000
And then...

495
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,540
Doing the zoomies...

496
00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:46,120
But...

497
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:46,640
You know...

498
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,040
You live...

499
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:48,800
And you learn...

500
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,720
As for today...

501
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,140
I'm not sure what we're gonna...

502
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:51,860
Dive into...

503
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:52,520
Or what era...

504
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:53,500
It's always nice to play...

505
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,460
Save Beth first...

506
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,140
And then go for like...

507
00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:57,480
94...

508
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,240
To 90...

509
00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,860
To 2002...

510
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,400
As I said in the past...

511
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,620
I like to leave these...

512
00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:03,440
Later ones...

513
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,280
Because they're so...

514
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,080
The closest thing we have...

515
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:06,840
To Stu...

516
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,060
Time has passed...

517
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:08,680
But we can...

518
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,660
We can still...

519
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:10,580
We can still...

520
00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:11,700
See him in the distance...

521
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:11,920
You know...

522
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,520
He's like a dream now...

523
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,040
Conrad...

524
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:14,760
Thank you very much...

525
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,800
And Quib...

526
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,360
As well...

527
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,580
Very very kind of you...

528
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:18,020
Quib...

529
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:18,720
And Pineapple...

530
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:19,660
Very very kind of you...

531
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,220
Quib is coming here...

532
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:21,780
With the...

533
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,140
With the...

534
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,800
Relevant information...

535
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,320
Regarding more testimonials...

536
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:28,080
So...

537
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,160
That might just be...

538
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,860
A little bit of a pep...

539
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:31,680
In the step...

540
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:33,380
Situation...

541
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:34,600
If we can find that...

542
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,940
And get that going up...

543
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:36,880
Before we get Stu...

544
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,120
In the house as well...

545
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,060
Copy...

546
00:20:39,060 --> 00:20:39,960
Copy that...

547
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,520
And then...

548
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,060
How do we put that into our...

549
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:43,620
Put that into our...

550
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:44,540
Stu...

551
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,180
Browser...

552
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,340
That's...

553
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:47,620
That's...

554
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:48,520
That's the wrong one...

555
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,400
That's the wrong one...

556
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,400
You can click on that...

557
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:51,860
And then...

558
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:52,640
That's the playlist...

559
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,140
We've got a whole playlist...

560
00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:55,400
That has been made...

561
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,540
By Quib...

562
00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:57,400
Uh...

563
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,280
Let's see there...

564
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,140
We've got them here...

565
00:20:59,140 --> 00:21:00,400
That's great stuff...

566
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:01,740
That's fantastic stuff...

567
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,120
Stream upgrade...

568
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,000
Testimonials...

569
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:05,740
Playlist...

570
00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:06,340
Uh...

571
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,280
Just a quick blast...

572
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,580
We'll watch one or two...

573
00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:09,340
And then...

574
00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:10,080
Get into Stu...

575
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,300
And then...

576
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,320
Some more testimonial...

577
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,200
And then more Stu...

578
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:13,740
Or perhaps...

579
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:15,740
Fucking...

580
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:16,560
Net Cafe...

581
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:17,200
Let's have a look...

582
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,880
Stream upgrade...

583
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:19,420
This is for...

584
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:20,800
My follower count went up...

585
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,520
10...

586
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,360
This is for Twitch...

587
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,920
There's people on Twitch...

588
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,920
My follower count went up...

589
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:27,880
10...

590
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:28,600
Million...

591
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,240
Fucking...

592
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:29,920
Percent...

593
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:30,780
By day...

594
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:31,360
Still...

595
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:31,860
Relevant...

596
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,020
I know it's five years ago...

597
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,060
But there's still...

598
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:34,880
People out there...

599
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,660
Who want to...

600
00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:37,020
Climb that ladder...

601
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:37,780
Thousand...

602
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:39,200
10,000 followers...

603
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,580
Thanks to stream upgrade...

604
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,380
You know what I'm getting...

605
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:41,960
I don't...

606
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,280
I don't fucking like...

607
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,120
This one bit...

608
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,120
Sorry to pause here...

609
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,360
What have YouTube done...

610
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,280
Here with this...

611
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,620
What is this...

612
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:49,400
A second ago...

613
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,780
I was playing the video...

614
00:21:50,780 --> 00:21:52,050
And it was the traditional

615
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:52,860
player...

616
00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:54,220
What is this stuff here...

617
00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:55,220
Ruining...

618
00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:55,760
Again...

619
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,720
Ruining the experience...

620
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:58,700
Day by day...

621
00:21:58,700 --> 00:21:59,300
Day by day...

622
00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:00,260
It's just...

623
00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:02,000
How do we increase the profit...

624
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,060
But then again...

625
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,940
Maybe I'm the problem...

626
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:05,340
You know...

627
00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:08,100
Wanting things to stay the same...

628
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,860
You can't expect that...

629
00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:11,080
Companies need to make money...

630
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,040
They need to keep on changing

631
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:12,500
it...

632
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:12,880
A little bit...

633
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,880
So it's like people think...

634
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,440
Oh we're still...

635
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,470
We're getting something new

636
00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:16,080
here...

637
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:16,500
Or they...

638
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,460
This is going to appeal to...

639
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:19,000
To the new up and comers...

640
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:19,840
Do you know...

641
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:20,630
Whereas people who've been

642
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,220
through...

643
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:21,820
The fucking mill...

644
00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:23,000
Who are jaded...

645
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:23,660
Like me...

646
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:25,120
Don't like this...

647
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,540
Round...

648
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:27,540
Stuff...

649
00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:28,000
Here...

650
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
They do round stuffs...

651
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,460
And it's shit...

652
00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:31,000
It really is...

653
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:32,460
Terrible...

654
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:33,180
And there's no way of going

655
00:22:33,180 --> 00:22:33,680
back...

656
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:34,900
You can't go back...

657
00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:35,380
Yet...

658
00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:36,000
Bizarrely...

659
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,710
Some videos do play with the

660
00:22:37,710 --> 00:22:39,000
old player...

661
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Look at this lad here...

662
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
Stream Upgrade...

663
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:41,880
Is a program that helps...

664
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,040
Boost your Twitch followers...

665
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:44,820
To the next level...

666
00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:46,100
The growth is insane...

667
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:47,220
I was blown away...

668
00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:48,640
After using Stream Upgrade...

669
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:48,840
For four months...

670
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:49,880
I was blown away...

671
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,520
Four months...

672
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,180
It's not really that long...

673
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,060
I went from 2,000 viewers...

674
00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:56,060
To 25...

675
00:22:56,060 --> 00:23:04,820
And it's so confusing...

676
00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:05,700
Because they say...

677
00:23:05,700 --> 00:23:06,560
They keep going...

678
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,680
And these aren't bots...

679
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,620
These are real...

680
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,280
Fucking people...

681
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,540
You're having a connection with...

682
00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,200
But how is it?

683
00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:12,840
You've literally spent money...

684
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,360
On the fucking thing...

685
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,100
I'm well aware...

686
00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:16,720
I'm retreading old ground here...

687
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:17,820
But it...

688
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:18,500
Bears...

689
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,740
I think it does bear repeating...

690
00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:21,000
Jimmy Floyd...

691
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,780
Hasselback...

692
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:22,160
Potato...

693
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,320
Thank you very much...

694
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,000
And Jim Jam...

695
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,040
Are you wearing a jacket...

696
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,260
With a white t-shirt underneath...

697
00:23:27,260 --> 00:23:28,040
Or a suit jacket...

698
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:28,760
With a black shirt...

699
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:29,900
And a white t-shirt underneath...

700
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:30,960
Is tied badly...

701
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,040
It's a generic white t-shirt...

702
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,540
And a shitty cheapo fleece...

703
00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:36,660
Because the other stuff...

704
00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:37,460
That I would wear...

705
00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:38,440
That I think is better than

706
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,040
this...

707
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,400
Is in the wash...

708
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:41,620
Made no effort...

709
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,260
I've made no effort...

710
00:23:43,260 --> 00:23:44,980
Because I just wanted to...

711
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:46,740
Get the streaming done...

712
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:47,040
Do you know...

713
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,060
I want to see Stu...

714
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:48,820
I want to have...

715
00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:51,160
I want to have fun with Stu...

716
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,140
And...

717
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,300
And for me to have to then...

718
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:56,180
Put that on the back burner...

719
00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:57,080
Because what...

720
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,420
Presentationally...

721
00:23:58,420 --> 00:23:58,720
It's...

722
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,620
It's not good...

723
00:23:59,620 --> 00:24:00,940
It's not gonna work...

724
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,060
That's not gonna work...

725
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:03,420
And we won't get any Stu then...

726
00:24:03,420 --> 00:24:05,360
It's been fucking weeks...

727
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,940
Guys on my Twitch streams...

728
00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:08,520
I stumbled upon stream...

729
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,040
I stumbled upon stream...

730
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,000
Brooklyn Luque...

731
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,700
Thank you very...

732
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:14,200
Very much...

733
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,280
They're real people...

734
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,180
I now have...

735
00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:18,900
15,000 people...

736
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,100
Watching my streams...

737
00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:21,520
Stream upgrade is an app...

738
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:22,640
To help you gain...

739
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,980
How the fuck...

740
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:24,840
Would you have...

741
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,040
15,000 people...

742
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:31,080
That's just literally...

743
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,320
To show someone...

744
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:32,620
Oh yeah...

745
00:24:32,620 --> 00:24:34,280
Tune into my stream tonight man...

746
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,380
You're gonna fucking see...

747
00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:36,780
How class I am...

748
00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:38,080
15,000 heads...

749
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,080
How deluded...

750
00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,820
How fucking deluded...

751
00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:45,260
Must you be...

752
00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:46,120
Viewers guys...

753
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,160
On my Twitch streams...

754
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,120
I stumbled upon stream upgrade...

755
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,120
I now have...

756
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:51,800
15,000 people...

757
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,020
Watching my streams...

758
00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:54,600
Stream upgrade is an app...

759
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,080
This is...

760
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:55,300
We...

761
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,560
I think we got to the...

762
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:57,800
This guy is the ringleader...

763
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,900
He's the ringmaster...

764
00:24:58,900 --> 00:24:59,800
Because...

765
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,280
Remember we saw him...

766
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,640
He's much older than the rest...

767
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:03,140
He's...

768
00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:04,140
He's...

769
00:25:04,140 --> 00:25:05,320
He's got an office...

770
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,120
He's got a computer...

771
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,300
He looks like he's got a little

772
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:07,960
bit...

773
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,500
He's done...

774
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:10,760
He's gone a bit further in life...

775
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,740
He's got all these youngsters...

776
00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:14,180
To do a testimonial...

777
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,600
But he couldn't fucking resist...

778
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,100
Sticking himself into the mix

779
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:18,180
up as well...

780
00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:18,760
And...

781
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:19,620
It's...

782
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:20,100
Yeah...

783
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:21,480
It's bizarre...

784
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,540
He's even got charts...

785
00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:23,780
Of how he's gonna do this...

786
00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:24,160
Look...

787
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,180
You in the middle...

788
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:26,940
And then all this stuff...

789
00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:28,760
Coming into your world...

790
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,460
Thank you very much...

791
00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:30,000
Clone...

792
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,180
Named Gibso...

793
00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:32,260
And...

794
00:25:32,260 --> 00:25:33,100
Stupendous...

795
00:25:34,140 --> 00:25:34,860
Have a look...

796
00:25:34,860 --> 00:25:35,140
Stu...

797
00:25:35,140 --> 00:25:36,000
Stu Shafé...

798
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,920
PCTV promo video on YouTube...

799
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,100
Some rare collectors...

800
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,100
Moments in it...

801
00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:43,240
Never ever...

802
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:43,920
Fucking...

803
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,380
Walk out the deal...

804
00:25:45,380 --> 00:25:46,040
Making room...

805
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,040
Known as the office...

806
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:47,420
Or the...

807
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,160
The building...

808
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:48,660
The meeting...

809
00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:49,280
The boardroom...

810
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,300
Walk out the boardroom...

811
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:51,360
And someone's...

812
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,420
Fucking putting that in front

813
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:53,060
of you...

814
00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:53,720
There's you...

815
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,440
Okay...

816
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,440
And there's everything else...

817
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,060
Followers...

818
00:25:56,060 --> 00:25:56,900
Money...

819
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:57,760
Claim...

820
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,620
Fame...

821
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,620
Acclaim...

822
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:01,500
Um...

823
00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:02,340
Friends...

824
00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:02,940
Family...

825
00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:03,460
Jealousy...

826
00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:03,860
Fucking...

827
00:26:03,860 --> 00:26:05,680
Everyone wants you now...

828
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,980
That's you in the middle man...

829
00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:07,320
You're...

830
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,320
You're in the middle of the sun...

831
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:09,620
You're a flower...

832
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:11,460
And this is the guy...

833
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:12,620
Who's behind it all...

834
00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:13,620
Allegedly...

835
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,360
Gain...

836
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,120
Real...

837
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:16,800
Authentic...

838
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,440
Subscribers...

839
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,680
To your Twitch channel...

840
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,060
Now...

841
00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:20,880
After 6 months of using...

842
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,720
I saw a huge increase...

843
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,900
In my subscribers...

844
00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,180
That actually opened up doors...

845
00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:26,620
For me to get revenue out of it...

846
00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:27,380
Stream Upgrade...

847
00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:28,420
Is a company that helps you...

848
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:29,900
Gain real live followers...

849
00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:30,240
First...

850
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,040
I only started off...

851
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:31,880
With a rough...

852
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,400
Thousand followers...

853
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,040
And then...

854
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,060
In a matter...

855
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,680
Of 5 months...

856
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,940
I exceeded...

857
00:26:37,940 --> 00:26:38,880
15...

858
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,380
Thousand followers...

859
00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:41,000
Which is...

860
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,040
Absolutely...

861
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,300
Incredibly...

862
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:43,800
Off...

863
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,300
Absolute...

864
00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:45,220
Absolute lies...

865
00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:45,720
By the way...

866
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,720
15 is the magic number...

867
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,140
Look...

868
00:26:47,140 --> 00:26:48,300
Once you get that...

869
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:49,920
Base...

870
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,920
Once you...

871
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:51,920
Look...

872
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:52,920
Fuck...

873
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,220
Ah...

874
00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:54,880
Once you...

875
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,320
I can't fucking believe...

876
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:56,720
What I...

877
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,880
What I signed up for...

878
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,380
I looked...

879
00:26:58,380 --> 00:26:59,820
I got 15,000...

880
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:01,100
You gotta do this...

881
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,820
Once you get that base...

882
00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:03,960
You're gonna start to really

883
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,600
see...

884
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,220
Your viewership increase...

885
00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:06,900
You're gonna see people...

886
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:07,880
Coming into your house...

887
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,060
On the night...

888
00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:09,820
They wanna be you...

889
00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:12,380
Strange stuff...

890
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,260
Having only...

891
00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:14,820
Less than a thousand followers...

892
00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:15,460
To having...

893
00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:16,120
Five...

894
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,100
Figure followers...

895
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:17,460
To having...

896
00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:18,340
10,000 followers...

897
00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:19,280
And it's still growing...

898
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:19,820
Thousands...

899
00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:20,240
Thousands...

900
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:20,660
Thousands...

901
00:27:20,660 --> 00:27:21,660
Of real...

902
00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:22,160
Followers...

903
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:22,640
People...

904
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,200
Actually subscribing...

905
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,560
To my stuff...

906
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,480
Looking at my stuff...

907
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,120
Commenting...

908
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,220
Interacting with my stuff...

909
00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:28,820
These aren't...

910
00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:30,360
Some phony bots...

911
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,580
It's gonna be real people...

912
00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:32,440
Interacting with you...

913
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,000
While you play...

914
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,340
It's gonna be real viewers...

915
00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:35,180
And it's gonna increase...

916
00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:36,420
How's that gonna look?

917
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:38,300
Who...

918
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,020
Who are...

919
00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:40,400
How engaged are they?

920
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,860
This is before even AI...

921
00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:43,500
So like...

922
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,520
I would actually have...

923
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,860
Maybe some of his claims...

924
00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:47,340
Would be...

925
00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:48,240
Legit now...

926
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:48,640
Because...

927
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,800
You could get a fucking robot...

928
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,160
To do it...

929
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:50,540
But...

930
00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:51,340
Not then...

931
00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:52,600
Increase your viewership...

932
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,600
And so more and more people...

933
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:54,140
Will see you...

934
00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:54,800
You playing...

935
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,220
This is my ass on the line...

936
00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:59,220
This is my ass on the line...

937
00:27:59,220 --> 00:27:59,680
Tupo...

938
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,440
Thank you very much...

939
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,080
And Omar...

940
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,240
And El Tormo...

941
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,260
And Stupendous...

942
00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:04,160
Just get me answers...

943
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:04,520
And fast...

944
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,660
This is my ass on the line...

945
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:06,740
I want answers fast...

946
00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:08,040
About this book...

947
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,080
Real viewers...

948
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:09,940
And it's gonna increase...

949
00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:10,980
Your viewership...

950
00:28:10,980 --> 00:28:12,000
And so more and more people...

951
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:12,540
Will see you...

952
00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:13,700
You playing your game...

953
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:14,820
All of my new viewers...

954
00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:16,240
And my new subscribers...

955
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,280
Are real people...

956
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:17,740
Like...

957
00:28:17,740 --> 00:28:18,800
They are active...

958
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,300
They are...

959
00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:20,340
In the comments section...

960
00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:21,040
All the time...

961
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:21,660
They are...

962
00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:22,780
Interacting with me...

963
00:28:22,780 --> 00:28:23,380
While I'm...

964
00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:24,840
Streaming on Twitch...

965
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,680
Stream Upgrade...

966
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,020
Has helped me gain...

967
00:28:27,020 --> 00:28:28,160
So many followers...

968
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:28,920
On Twitch...

969
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,340
And they're real people too...

970
00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:30,700
Now...

971
00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:31,220
On the follow...

972
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:31,500
Alright...

973
00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:32,580
I can't be fucked...

974
00:28:32,580 --> 00:28:33,120
With the rest of it...

975
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,440
We'll just skip to your man...

976
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,840
Again...

977
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,680
We just wanna see...

978
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,700
This is the big stuff...

979
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:38,760
This is what we're here for...

980
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,420
Right here...

981
00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:40,350
Although that's a great little

982
00:28:40,350 --> 00:28:40,900
still...

983
00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:42,540
Right there as well...

984
00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:43,780
Are you not engaged?

985
00:28:44,580 --> 00:28:45,660
Once you get...

986
00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:48,260
Once you get that bass...

987
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:48,760
Here we are...

988
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,940
We found it...

989
00:28:49,940 --> 00:28:50,440
Jackpot...

990
00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:52,840
It's the start off...

991
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:53,440
Looking at the ground...

992
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,180
That's...

993
00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:55,440
It's like...

994
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:56,840
And...

995
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,560
Action...

996
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:58,600
Oh we need to...

997
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,490
We need to roll back a few

998
00:28:59,490 --> 00:29:00,120
frames...

999
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:00,440
And...

1000
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:01,440
Action...

1001
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,440
Once you get that big following...

1002
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,420
Once you get that bass...

1003
00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:05,180
Then...

1004
00:29:05,180 --> 00:29:05,240
If you...

1005
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:10,800
If you want Twitch...

1006
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,740
During your live...

1007
00:29:11,740 --> 00:29:13,120
Once you get that big following...

1008
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,460
Once you get that bass...

1009
00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:15,470
Then it's just a ball rolling

1010
00:29:15,470 --> 00:29:16,240
downhill...

1011
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:16,960
And you get more...

1012
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:17,520
And you get more...

1013
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,020
And you get more...

1014
00:29:18,020 --> 00:29:18,520
Because...

1015
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:18,900
Really?

1016
00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:20,600
Because I would speculate...

1017
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,580
That it's more like a fucking

1018
00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:22,140
myth...

1019
00:29:22,140 --> 00:29:23,700
Of Sisyphus ball...

1020
00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:25,560
That you keep pushing uphill...

1021
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,400
All the way until you realise...

1022
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:27,640
You...

1023
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,640
Where's my money gone?

1024
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:31,080
I spent it all on this fucking...

1025
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:31,420
Bot farm...

1026
00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:32,910
And nobody is watching the

1027
00:29:32,910 --> 00:29:34,520
streams anymore...

1028
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,180
What's happening?

1029
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,600
That's what's gonna happen...

1030
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,540
Whereas he's saying...

1031
00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:39,490
It's gonna be a ball going

1032
00:29:39,490 --> 00:29:40,320
downhill...

1033
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,000
The only thing going downhill...

1034
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,240
Will be your fucking sanity...

1035
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,240
And maybe your balance...

1036
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:45,240
Whatever...

1037
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:45,880
Whatever...

1038
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,240
They're trying to juice you...

1039
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,560
For fucking notes...

1040
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,360
You just watch out for...

1041
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,240
There's a lot of sharks out

1042
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:50,820
there...

1043
00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:51,540
That bass...

1044
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,900
Saying they've got a product...

1045
00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:54,260
They want to sell you...

1046
00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:54,960
And then there's...

1047
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,200
There's desperation out there

1048
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:56,960
as well...

1049
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,520
People want to fucking get that

1050
00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,600
quick fix...

1051
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,220
They can give you on Twitch...

1052
00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:02,160
During your live...

1053
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,520
Once you get that big following...

1054
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,940
Once you get that bass...

1055
00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:06,160
Then you're that big fucking...

1056
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:07,240
Baseball...

1057
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:07,900
Unknown...

1058
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,280
That is to say we know...

1059
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,120
There are things we do not know...

1060
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:11,580
SK...

1061
00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:12,500
Thank you very much...

1062
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,440
And a clone named Gibson...

1063
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,300
Could he have not just pitched

1064
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:15,780
this...

1065
00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:16,420
Somewhere else...

1066
00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:17,160
Other than in front of the

1067
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:17,940
fucking door...

1068
00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:19,000
Full of jackets...

1069
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:19,880
I think they wanted to have

1070
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,700
that kind of...

1071
00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:21,900
Down to earth...

1072
00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:23,900
These are people like you...

1073
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:25,040
They've got a fucking...

1074
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,840
Mason jar with a spigot...

1075
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,910
And scarves and jackets in the

1076
00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:28,780
background...

1077
00:30:28,780 --> 00:30:29,460
We don't even know...

1078
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:30,720
We don't know what the story is...

1079
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,710
But once you've got that big

1080
00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:32,460
fucking...

1081
00:30:32,460 --> 00:30:34,140
Juicy baseball...

1082
00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:35,310
You start rolling that shit

1083
00:30:35,310 --> 00:30:36,180
downhill...

1084
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,860
Life's gonna start looking good

1085
00:30:37,860 --> 00:30:38,860
for you...

1086
00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:40,820
Right now you're depressed...

1087
00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:41,560
You're a loser...

1088
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,780
But soon enough...

1089
00:30:43,780 --> 00:30:44,640
You're gonna get that ball

1090
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,560
rolling downhill...

1091
00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,640
Because of the likes...

1092
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:48,720
Because of the comments...

1093
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:49,740
Because of the...

1094
00:30:49,740 --> 00:30:50,560
The different donations...

1095
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,420
They can give you on Twitch...

1096
00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:52,920
During your...

1097
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:53,780
Because of the comments...

1098
00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:54,800
Because of the...

1099
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,840
Because of the engagement...

1100
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,880
Because of the likes...

1101
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:58,960
Because of the comments...

1102
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,180
Because of the...

1103
00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:01,340
The different donations...

1104
00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:02,660
They can give you on Twitch...

1105
00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:03,560
During your live...

1106
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,960
Once you get that big following...

1107
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,360
Once you get that bass...

1108
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,330
Then it's just a ball rolling

1109
00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:08,100
downhill...

1110
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:08,800
And you get more...

1111
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,360
And you get more...

1112
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:09,840
And you get more...

1113
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:10,800
Because you know...

1114
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:11,020
You're...

1115
00:31:11,020 --> 00:31:11,490
You're moved up in the

1116
00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:12,020
algorithm...

1117
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,050
And that's what we're all

1118
00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:14,020
trying to do...

1119
00:31:14,020 --> 00:31:15,240
You get real people...

1120
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,240
And amazing customer service...

1121
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,240
To help you...

1122
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,240
Make your...

1123
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:20,240
Channel...

1124
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,240
Incredible...

1125
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:22,400
They have amazing customer

1126
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,240
service...

1127
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,240
They're conscientious...

1128
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,240
They're kind...

1129
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,240
They listen...

1130
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:27,360
And they help you with your

1131
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:28,240
problems...

1132
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,240
And they're real people...

1133
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,330
During the start of this

1134
00:31:30,330 --> 00:31:31,240
process...

1135
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:31,890
Even just talking to the

1136
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,460
company...

1137
00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:33,460
They have been right there...

1138
00:31:33,460 --> 00:31:34,240
They have been right there...

1139
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:35,460
Ready to answer any questions...

1140
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:37,460
And have been just so kind...

1141
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:38,460
And nice...

1142
00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:39,460
And ready to help with anything...

1143
00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:40,460
That I needed...

1144
00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:41,860
Or even just had a little

1145
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,460
question about...

1146
00:31:43,460 --> 00:31:44,300
Amazing!

1147
00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:45,460
I recommend them to my friends...

1148
00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:46,460
My family...

1149
00:31:46,460 --> 00:31:47,740
Even just had a little question

1150
00:31:47,740 --> 00:31:48,460
about...

1151
00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:49,460
Amazing!

1152
00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:50,460
I recommend them to my friends...

1153
00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:51,460
My family...

1154
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:53,460
Other streamers that I know...

1155
00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:54,100
And...

1156
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:54,990
They have helped me grow my

1157
00:31:54,990 --> 00:31:55,660
career...

1158
00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:56,300
In...

1159
00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:57,320
Ways that I didn't think were

1160
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,140
possible...

1161
00:31:58,140 --> 00:31:59,560
I'm actually pulling in...

1162
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,400
Revenue...

1163
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,220
I'm actually pulling in...

1164
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:01,780
Profit...

1165
00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:03,140
Before when you start...

1166
00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:03,820
Like...

1167
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:04,460
Like...

1168
00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:05,560
We're the idiots...

1169
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,400
Do you know that kind of...

1170
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:07,120
The tone...

1171
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:07,960
And the intonation...

1172
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,960
And the look on the face...

1173
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:09,840
As if...

1174
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,240
As if you must be a fucking moron...

1175
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,390
Not to be availing of this

1176
00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:14,220
service...

1177
00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:15,020
Schlugwaffe...

1178
00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:16,560
Thank you very much for the tip...

1179
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,540
I'm actually fucking...

1180
00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:18,740
Pulling in profit...

1181
00:32:18,740 --> 00:32:19,040
I'm...

1182
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,140
I'm fucking turning a fucking...

1183
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,220
Profit on this...

1184
00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:23,440
I'm actually pulling in...

1185
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:24,440
Revenue...

1186
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,280
I'm actually pulling in...

1187
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:25,900
Profit...

1188
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,120
Before when you start...

1189
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,200
With Twitch and everything...

1190
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,220
It can be so hard...

1191
00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:30,180
Everyone knows this...

1192
00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:31,280
To actually start making...

1193
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,060
Real money...

1194
00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:33,000
Because I have all these new

1195
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,700
viewers...

1196
00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,370
I have all these new

1197
00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:35,260
subscribers...

1198
00:32:35,260 --> 00:32:36,260
So I'm pulling in...

1199
00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:37,880
So much more revenue...

1200
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:38,920
Than I ever thought...

1201
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,580
Which is...

1202
00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:40,380
Amazing...

1203
00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:40,880
And...

1204
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,460
Also...

1205
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,440
Because I have all these new

1206
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,160
viewers...

1207
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:43,580
Uh...

1208
00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:44,420
All of these...

1209
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:45,300
Other...

1210
00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:45,920
Bigger...

1211
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:46,680
Twitch streamers...

1212
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,790
Have been asking to stream with

1213
00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:48,320
me...

1214
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:48,680
Which...

1215
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,140
Are they...

1216
00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:50,780
Fuck...

1217
00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:51,740
Thank you very much...

1218
00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:52,920
Christian Irwin23...

1219
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:53,380
Although...

1220
00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:54,060
It's probably...

1221
00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:55,460
It is that vacuous...

1222
00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:56,260
And superficial...

1223
00:32:56,260 --> 00:32:56,920
Maybe it is...

1224
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,760
It do...

1225
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,480
It do be like that...

1226
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,460
Is...

1227
00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:02,700
So cool in itself...

1228
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:03,800
But it's bringing me even...

1229
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:04,960
More viewers guys...

1230
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,060
It's a domino effect...

1231
00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:07,180
And it all started with...

1232
00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:08,100
Stream upgrade...

1233
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:08,760
Your lives...

1234
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:08,760
Your lives...

1235
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:09,760
They're subscribing...

1236
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:10,730
And the more subscribers you

1237
00:33:10,730 --> 00:33:11,240
get...

1238
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,600
The more money you get...

1239
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,200
Check it out...

1240
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,400
It's called stream upgrade...

1241
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:14,920
If you want your...

1242
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,140
Talk about how he's gonna...

1243
00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:18,480
Why didn't he just...

1244
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,320
Have a wipe down first...

1245
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,040
Fucking dandruff there man...

1246
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,400
And it makes no sense...

1247
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,620
Because you have no hair...

1248
00:33:24,620 --> 00:33:25,720
Unless there's a dandruff...

1249
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,620
Beard situation...

1250
00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:26,760
Go on...

1251
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:27,660
Just give yourself a rub...

1252
00:33:29,660 --> 00:33:31,980
On the shirt...

1253
00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:32,600
And...

1254
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,720
It doesn't...

1255
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,740
It doesn't look good...

1256
00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:36,580
For the future lads...

1257
00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:37,240
That's all I'm saying...

1258
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,010
Doesn't look good for the

1259
00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:38,500
future...

1260
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,140
After using...

1261
00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:39,620
That...

1262
00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:40,800
Look at this...

1263
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:41,640
Tube karma...

1264
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,120
This is it...

1265
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,120
Just when I thought I was out...

1266
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,120
They pulled me back in...

1267
00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:48,910
About to switch over to Stu

1268
00:33:48,910 --> 00:33:50,060
there...

1269
00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:50,480
But the...

1270
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,120
The fucking wonderment...

1271
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:52,540
Of the playlist...

1272
00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:53,480
Means that we go straight...

1273
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,120
Into the next piece...

1274
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,120
Tube karma...

1275
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,120
Tube karma...

1276
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,600
For literally just...

1277
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,700
Three months...

1278
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:01,740
Three months...

1279
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,040
They helped me go from...

1280
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,740
Fifteen hundred subscribers...

1281
00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:05,440
To...

1282
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,000
Ninth...

1283
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:06,800
Fif...

1284
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:07,200
Uh...

1285
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:07,840
Fifteen thousand?

1286
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,160
Fifteen thousand subscribers...

1287
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,580
Before using tube karma...

1288
00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:12,820
I only started off...

1289
00:34:12,820 --> 00:34:13,760
With about two thousand

1290
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,720
subscribers...

1291
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,280
However...

1292
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,720
With the company's help...

1293
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,220
I...

1294
00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:19,280
Tube karma...

1295
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,280
What's ba...

1296
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,960
What's Mr. Baseball...

1297
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,760
Saying on this one?

1298
00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:24,840
Piece of meat...

1299
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,680
A piece of meat...

1300
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,540
Sniffers...

1301
00:34:27,540 --> 00:34:28,380
Sniffles...

1302
00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:29,540
Oh Carol...

1303
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:30,640
Thank you very much sir...

1304
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:31,240
Sniffles...

1305
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,180
Oh Carol...

1306
00:34:32,180 --> 00:34:33,880
Thanks for the advice...

1307
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,520
The other night...

1308
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:34,800
You say...

1309
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,580
Can confirm...

1310
00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:38,140
Steven is feeling much better...

1311
00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:39,600
I...

1312
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,680
I'm gonna be honest with you

1313
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,320
now...

1314
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,100
Sniffles...

1315
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,680
No idea what that advice was...

1316
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,900
But it was a fucking nightmare...

1317
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:46,680
Of a situation...

1318
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,000
Wasn't it?

1319
00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:48,400
Six hour fucking playthrough...

1320
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,940
Can't remember much from that

1321
00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:50,680
night...

1322
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:51,160
Um...

1323
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:51,760
But I'm glad...

1324
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,740
I'm glad we did it...

1325
00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:53,740
One hundred followers...

1326
00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:54,440
To having ten...

1327
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,000
Within the...

1328
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,240
So within...

1329
00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:56,840
Joining...

1330
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,100
What happened there?

1331
00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:58,480
That...

1332
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,120
What's that...

1333
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,040
That...

1334
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:00,280
He...

1335
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,200
He starts off like a fucking...

1336
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,340
Fox...

1337
00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:03,540
Uh...

1338
00:35:03,540 --> 00:35:05,840
The first frame is a very dis...

1339
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,020
Disturbing one!

1340
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:08,600
Oh!

1341
00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:11,320
That's nasty stuff...

1342
00:35:13,140 --> 00:35:21,680
So within...

1343
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,320
Joining...

1344
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,680
Why did it start there?

1345
00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:24,720
Who starts their thing?

1346
00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:25,780
An action...

1347
00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:27,100
And your starting pose...

1348
00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:27,460
When...

1349
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,700
When the director says action...

1350
00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:29,320
Is like this...

1351
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,660
Just a little bit...

1352
00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:32,560
Disconcerting...

1353
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,260
For the viewer...

1354
00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:34,500
And the audience at home...

1355
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,320
To start your performance...

1356
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,200
On an aggressive note like that...

1357
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,200
22,000 subscribers...

1358
00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:43,240
In five months...

1359
00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:43,940
So within...

1360
00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:45,280
Joining Tube Karma...

1361
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,220
And letting them help me...

1362
00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:47,320
Grow my following...

1363
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,960
Within the first two months...

1364
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,100
I went from having...

1365
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:51,200
About 1500 followers...

1366
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,440
To having 10,000 followers...

1367
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:53,860
Wow...

1368
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,420
It was unbelievable...

1369
00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:56,500
Tube Karma...

1370
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,560
I went from 6,000 subscribers...

1371
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,200
To 50,000 subscribers...

1372
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,200
In two months...

1373
00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:02,600
If you're looking for...

1374
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:06,200
This is a real trip...

1375
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,600
This is a fucking...

1376
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,780
Dangerous trip...

1377
00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:09,280
We've...

1378
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:09,860
We've...

1379
00:36:09,860 --> 00:36:10,600
Reopened...

1380
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,600
A...

1381
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,080
A genie box here...

1382
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,560
Known as the lamp...

1383
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,280
We've rubbed the lamp...

1384
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,540
And I'm not sure...

1385
00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:18,760
I'm liking what's coming out of

1386
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,000
this fucking lamp...

1387
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:20,860
And it's not really...

1388
00:36:20,860 --> 00:36:22,060
Granting me the wishes...

1389
00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:22,880
Another...

1390
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,600
Another frame...

1391
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:24,950
You don't want to start off

1392
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:25,940
like that...

1393
00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:26,960
You're trying to get someone to

1394
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:27,640
fucking sell...

1395
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,600
To buy your product...

1396
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,780
Not like that...

1397
00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:30,100
That's...

1398
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,600
That's Shifty McGrift...

1399
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,280
That's...

1400
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,200
Scooby Doo Man...

1401
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,100
Thank you very much...

1402
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:35,870
If you're looking for

1403
00:36:35,870 --> 00:36:36,780
subscribers...

1404
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,540
Tube Karma is the way to go...

1405
00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:40,280
I started with them...

1406
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,020
With maybe...

1407
00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:41,600
1,000...

1408
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,060
Subscribers...

1409
00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:43,560
And...

1410
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:44,020
You know...

1411
00:36:44,020 --> 00:36:45,110
However many views I could ever

1412
00:36:45,110 --> 00:36:46,020
muster myself...

1413
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,460
And...

1414
00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:48,680
In just two months...

1415
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,840
I'm at over...

1416
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,880
10,000 subscribers...

1417
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,380
After using Tube Karma...

1418
00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:54,040
For just...

1419
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:54,540
Two...

1420
00:36:54,540 --> 00:36:55,640
Months...

1421
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,300
My subscriber count on YouTube...

1422
00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:57,820
Grew...

1423
00:36:57,820 --> 00:36:59,800
From 1,000 subscribers...

1424
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,620
To over...

1425
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:03,140
10,000 subscribers...

1426
00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:04,220
When I started out...

1427
00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:04,700
I had...

1428
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:05,840
460...

1429
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,840
140...

1430
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:08,340
It gets...

1431
00:37:08,340 --> 00:37:08,560
Yeah...

1432
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,740
It's five minutes of this...

1433
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:10,800
Can you fucking believe it?

1434
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:11,500
Yeah...

1435
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:12,400
I remember all these now...

1436
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,240
They're coming back to haunt me

1437
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:13,740
like...

1438
00:37:13,740 --> 00:37:15,740
Repressed...

1439
00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:17,740
Abusive ghosts...

1440
00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:19,740
Of the past...

1441
00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:21,480
Bad stuff in my...

1442
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,740
Bad stuff in my past...

1443
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,740
We don't need this anymore...

1444
00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:27,240
All I want...

1445
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:27,740
All I'm happy with is...

1446
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:28,740
Baseball...

1447
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,060
Baseboy...

1448
00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:31,740
Wherever he is...

1449
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:32,960
Fucking...

1450
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:33,740
Baseboy...

1451
00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:36,740
Nah...

1452
00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:36,940
I'm not...

1453
00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:38,220
So the moment I joined...

1454
00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:38,740
Oh god...

1455
00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:41,660
He's like...

1456
00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:42,980
He's just hit the fucking...

1457
00:37:42,980 --> 00:37:43,600
High...

1458
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:44,600
He's coming up...

1459
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,840
He's coming up...

1460
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,450
And he's gonna get your party

1461
00:37:48,450 --> 00:37:49,600
started...

1462
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,600
Uh...

1463
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,940
Let's get the fuck out of here...

1464
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:55,540
Because we...

1465
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:55,780
It's...

1466
00:37:55,780 --> 00:37:56,600
It's making me feel...

1467
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:57,600
Dangerous...

1468
00:37:58,260 --> 00:37:58,600
At the moment...

1469
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,600
Terminally online...

1470
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:01,600
Zoomers...

1471
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,420
Thank you very much there...

1472
00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:03,600
For the...

1473
00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:05,140
Father Higgins...

1474
00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:06,140
Father Higgins speaks...

1475
00:38:06,940 --> 00:38:08,140
Lean forward a bit there...

1476
00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:08,720
Francis...

1477
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:09,540
And your shirt...

1478
00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:10,140
Ends up looking like...

1479
00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,320
A priest's collar...

1480
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:12,140
Gives this whole...

1481
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,380
Karma sesh...

1482
00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:14,140
The flavour of a sermon...

1483
00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:15,980
Well...

1484
00:38:15,980 --> 00:38:16,140
Maybe...

1485
00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:17,660
Maybe like that...

1486
00:38:17,660 --> 00:38:18,040
Oh yeah...

1487
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,140
I see what you mean...

1488
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,320
I the lord...

1489
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,320
Of this...

1490
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,320
And that...

1491
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,320
And that...

1492
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,380
I'd say we go for a number...

1493
00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:28,560
Season 13...

1494
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,680
1995...

1495
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:30,760
25 episodes...

1496
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,320
We've watched four of them...

1497
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,320
We've got some beautiful...

1498
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:34,880
Thanks very much Dara...

1499
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,200
For bringing that goose cloud...

1500
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,320
To my attention again...

1501
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,160
I've always wanted to revisit

1502
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:39,880
that...

1503
00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:41,880
But it just feels...

1504
00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:43,660
A bit...

1505
00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:44,820
It's shameful...

1506
00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:45,980
To do it alone...

1507
00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:47,250
It's nice to be able to share

1508
00:38:47,250 --> 00:38:48,020
that...

1509
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:49,580
With the wider public...

1510
00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:51,300
A wider audience...

1511
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:52,320
Because it feels as though...

1512
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,740
When I'm witnessing that...

1513
00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:54,120
Alone...

1514
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:54,520
It feels like...

1515
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:55,900
Am I really witnessing this?

1516
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,180
I need someone else...

1517
00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:58,880
To experience...

1518
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,880
The shame of it...

1519
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,340
Thank you very much there...

1520
00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:04,280
Scooby Doo Man...

1521
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:04,880
And Real Shtag...

1522
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:06,880
And Terminally Online...

1523
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,700
I'm just looking for something

1524
00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:09,640
here...

1525
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,880
We're just spitballing here...

1526
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,200
We're just trying to find...

1527
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:14,880
A good...

1528
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,880
Good...

1529
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:16,880
Vane...

1530
00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:18,880
In which to really...

1531
00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:20,880
Mainline...

1532
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:21,880
That fucking...

1533
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,200
Stew...

1534
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:24,680
Groove...

1535
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:25,940
We really want to stew...

1536
00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:26,840
The groove here...

1537
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,280
Windows 95...

1538
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,660
Maggots is involved...

1539
00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,160
I think we've seen it...

1540
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:31,600
But it's...

1541
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,880
It could be fucking good...

1542
00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:33,880
Madrid...

1543
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,780
Someone there is saying Madrid...

1544
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:36,760
I mean yeah...

1545
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,180
Madrid...

1546
00:39:37,180 --> 00:39:38,220
Conference Madrid...

1547
00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:38,760
To be honest...

1548
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,520
Those on location episodes...

1549
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:41,760
They don't really scratch...

1550
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,440
The fucking...

1551
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:43,580
Stew based itch...

1552
00:39:43,580 --> 00:39:44,600
That needs to...

1553
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,420
You want to start with...

1554
00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:46,760
Something safe...

1555
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:47,760
Okay...

1556
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,760
I mean there's a good chance...

1557
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,960
That Stew isn't even featuring...

1558
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,220
It could be just a voiceover...

1559
00:39:51,220 --> 00:39:52,140
For all we know...

1560
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:53,760
You want something safe...

1561
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,380
You want tricks and techniques...

1562
00:39:56,380 --> 00:39:58,020
For fixing your fucking PC...

1563
00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,760
You want to be sat down...

1564
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,960
You do want to have gadgets...

1565
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:03,960
You do want to have gadgets...

1566
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,960
We love CES...

1567
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:06,960
C-E-S...

1568
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,960
We love it...

1569
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,960
It's always good for gadgets...

1570
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,800
Tim Baharan is in there as well...

1571
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,760
The badge master...

1572
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,960
The badger himself...

1573
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,220
But we're getting on here...

1574
00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:18,600
It's just...

1575
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,760
You spoil for choice...

1576
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,720
You know...

1577
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:21,760
We're spoil for choice...

1578
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:23,920
E3...

1579
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:24,640
Come on...

1580
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:25,040
It's gonna...

1581
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:25,760
It's gotta be good...

1582
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,420
It's got video games...

1583
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:29,040
Cars and computers...

1584
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:29,760
Silicon...

1585
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:31,760
Silicon Glen...

1586
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,980
Financial software...

1587
00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:33,760
Online tips...

1588
00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:35,380
It's either CES...

1589
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,380
Or E3 Special...

1590
00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,440
But a good classic...

1591
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:39,940
Stew...

1592
00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:40,380
In troubleshooting...

1593
00:40:41,180 --> 00:40:41,980
It's gonna be slow...

1594
00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:42,830
I think it's gonna be a slow

1595
00:40:42,830 --> 00:40:43,380
pace...

1596
00:40:44,260 --> 00:40:45,780
But it'll just get back...

1597
00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:46,500
It'll get us back into the

1598
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:47,040
groove...

1599
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,380
And then finish on a strong...

1600
00:40:49,740 --> 00:40:50,440
Comdex...

1601
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,380
Or a real strong...

1602
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:52,380
E3...

1603
00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:53,160
Or a real strong...

1604
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,380
Consumer Electronics Show...

1605
00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:55,380
You know...

1606
00:40:57,860 --> 00:40:59,200
CES on the beach...

1607
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,260
Thank you very much there...

1608
00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:00,380
Stu Pendous...

1609
00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:01,680
And Robbie...

1610
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,460
Very very kind of...

1611
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,180
Stuart Shaffei...

1612
00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:04,560
PCTV promo video...

1613
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:05,280
You say...

1614
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,120
I'll do as you say...

1615
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,980
We'll open that up again...

1616
00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:13,120
PCTV promo...

1617
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:13,420
Stu...

1618
00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:14,600
Sorry for putting this fella...

1619
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:15,760
On the screen again...

1620
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,320
Even though...

1621
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:16,560
Look...

1622
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:17,340
He's a good guy...

1623
00:41:17,340 --> 00:41:18,150
You're more than welcome to

1624
00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:18,640
join...

1625
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,860
I'd love to interview you...

1626
00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:21,180
To see what the story was...

1627
00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:23,600
What the backstory was there...

1628
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:24,140
Hanleyman...

1629
00:41:24,140 --> 00:41:25,500
Thank you very much there...

1630
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,240
PCTV...

1631
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:27,340
PC...

1632
00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:29,120
PCTV...

1633
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,120
Promo...

1634
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,120
Shaffei...

1635
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:33,620
Is it Shaffei...

1636
00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:34,740
Is it Shaffei...

1637
00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:35,300
I can't believe...

1638
00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:36,220
I don't know how to spell this...

1639
00:41:36,220 --> 00:41:38,300
After all this time...

1640
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:41,000
Have we seen this now?

1641
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:42,560
610...

1642
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:49,000
Thank you very much...

1643
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,220
This isn't fast...

1644
00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:51,440
Now this is my ass...

1645
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,500
On the line...

1646
00:41:52,500 --> 00:42:00,100
Thank you very much there...

1647
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:02,100
Rostens...

1648
00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:05,500
That big swooping mouse...

1649
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:07,100
That leaves its ball behind...

1650
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:08,500
It's like a...

1651
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:09,280
I said before...

1652
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,480
Like a Thunderbird 4...

1653
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:11,100
Coming out of the 2...

1654
00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:12,600
A...

1655
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,100
A roly ball mouse...

1656
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,100
Blasts across our screen...

1657
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,100
And then dispatches a ball...

1658
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:19,950
And then whatever you do with

1659
00:42:19,950 --> 00:42:21,320
that ball...

1660
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,800
It's your own fucking business...

1661
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,100
Just don't let it fuck you up...

1662
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:32,100
Oh my god...

1663
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:33,580
Have you heard this?

1664
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:35,100
Vice City...

1665
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,300
Sounds like fucking Vice City...

1666
00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:40,380
Grand Theft Auto...

1667
00:42:40,380 --> 00:42:50,100
This is a PC TV...

1668
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,100
Imagine him doing your fucking...

1669
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:53,540
Advertorial...

1670
00:42:53,540 --> 00:42:55,050
This is the stuff that you'd

1671
00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:55,880
see...

1672
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:56,700
QVC...

1673
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,540
Is he done a QVC...

1674
00:42:58,540 --> 00:42:58,940
Late night...

1675
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:00,340
TV3...

1676
00:43:00,340 --> 00:43:01,420
End of schedule...

1677
00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:02,500
Back in the day...

1678
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:03,780
Sort of fucking...

1679
00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:04,940
Gator grip...

1680
00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:06,440
Advert...

1681
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:07,200
Is that what he's done?

1682
00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:08,320
Because if it is...

1683
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,660
This is gonna really...

1684
00:43:09,660 --> 00:43:10,300
Blow my...

1685
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:10,940
My mind...

1686
00:43:10,940 --> 00:43:12,800
And this isn't even...

1687
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:13,780
The first thing we've seen...

1688
00:43:13,780 --> 00:43:14,940
Of Stu yet tonight...

1689
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:18,280
I'm gonna make myself...

1690
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,280
Disappear a little bit...

1691
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:19,940
On the screen here...

1692
00:43:19,940 --> 00:43:21,220
I don't want this to be ruined

1693
00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:21,940
by me...

1694
00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:23,280
Oh my god...

1695
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,940
Hi and welcome to PC TV...

1696
00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:25,940
The world's leading producer...

1697
00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:26,940
Technology television...

1698
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:26,940
I'm Stuart Chaffee...

1699
00:43:26,940 --> 00:43:27,940
I'm Stuart Chaffee...

1700
00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:28,940
As computers...

1701
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:29,940
Personal technology products...

1702
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:30,940
And cyberspace...

1703
00:43:30,940 --> 00:43:31,940
Become more popular...

1704
00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:32,940
Consumers...

1705
00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:33,940
Are looking for help...

1706
00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:34,940
They want help on what to buy...

1707
00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:35,800
Help on how to get the most out

1708
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:36,940
of the things they do buy...

1709
00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:38,930
products and cyberspace become

1710
00:43:38,930 --> 00:43:41,100
more popular, consumers are

1711
00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:42,560
looking for help. They want

1712
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:42,760
help

1713
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,440
on what to buy, help on how to

1714
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,120
get the most out of the things

1715
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,580
they do buy, and help on

1716
00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:48,140
solving the

1717
00:43:48,140 --> 00:43:49,600
problems which they run into

1718
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,070
with today's sophisticated

1719
00:43:51,070 --> 00:43:52,500
technology. Today's the last

1720
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,940
day for Tom's Hot Dog. Get him

1721
00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:56,040
while you can. Grass-fed

1722
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,380
subscriber. Thank you very much

1723
00:43:58,380 --> 00:44:01,210
for your tip. Yeah. They've got

1724
00:44:01,210 --> 00:44:03,100
the music going. He has got

1725
00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:05,560
that tie that we've never seen

1726
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,340
that tie before.

1727
00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:08,360
He rarely goes loud with the

1728
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,660
ties. He's a polo Ralph Lauren

1729
00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:12,920
shirt extraordinaire. Some

1730
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,420
would say an aficionado, but

1731
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:17,330
that tie is definitely someone

1732
00:44:17,330 --> 00:44:19,740
else's decision for this thing,

1733
00:44:19,740 --> 00:44:22,190
but Stu would have just done it.

1734
00:44:22,190 --> 00:44:23,880
The money is good.

1735
00:44:24,740 --> 00:44:25,360
And help on solving the

1736
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,220
problems which they run into

1737
00:44:27,220 --> 00:44:29,640
with today's... It's a PC tie,

1738
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,030
ladies and gentlemen. It's got

1739
00:44:32,030 --> 00:44:34,500
pictures of fucking monitors

1740
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:35,740
and keyboards.

1741
00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:37,830
And beige monstrosities from

1742
00:44:37,830 --> 00:44:39,520
back in the day. I think I was

1743
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,090
zoomed in a little bit on that

1744
00:44:41,090 --> 00:44:43,160
promo screen for a minute. Let's

1745
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,280
just see that again. Sorry.

1746
00:44:47,740 --> 00:44:47,580
Hi and welcome to PC TV, the

1747
00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:49,980
world's leading producer of

1748
00:44:49,980 --> 00:44:52,600
technology television. I'm

1749
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,350
Stuart Shiffey. As computers,

1750
00:44:55,350 --> 00:44:57,240
personal technology products

1751
00:44:57,240 --> 00:44:58,960
and cyberspace become more

1752
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,070
popular, consumers are looking

1753
00:45:01,070 --> 00:45:02,860
for help. They want help on

1754
00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:04,730
what to buy, help on how to get

1755
00:45:04,730 --> 00:45:05,140
the most out of the world.

1756
00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,650
Get the most out of the things

1757
00:45:06,650 --> 00:45:07,890
they do buy, and help on

1758
00:45:07,890 --> 00:45:09,610
solving the problems which they

1759
00:45:09,610 --> 00:45:10,770
run into with today's

1760
00:45:10,770 --> 00:45:12,540
sophisticated technology.

1761
00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:15,140
PC TV... Wow. And that's a

1762
00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:17,540
tight edit. They didn't even

1763
00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,690
let the fucking audio from the

1764
00:45:19,690 --> 00:45:21,840
last shot end. That's a real

1765
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,920
tight bit of business. And you

1766
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,340
see it a lot. I mean, it's...

1767
00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:26,520
Look, that's a Shiffey classic.

1768
00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:28,240
We've seen... We've seen... How

1769
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,150
many times have we seen that?

1770
00:45:29,150 --> 00:45:30,200
He practically invented this.

1771
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:32,360
But, uh... In the editing of

1772
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,240
the Computer Chronicles, they

1773
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:36,000
would have made sure to let the

1774
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,860
audio finish before we cut onto

1775
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,140
that next frame.

1776
00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:41,580
And help on solving the

1777
00:45:41,580 --> 00:45:43,070
problems which they run into

1778
00:45:43,070 --> 00:45:45,280
with today's sophisticated

1779
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:46,540
technology.

1780
00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:50,080
Wow. Almost as if he's still

1781
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,240
speaking those words before he

1782
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:53,140
says PC TV.

1783
00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:54,690
...which they run into with

1784
00:45:54,690 --> 00:45:55,820
today's sophisticated

1785
00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:56,540
technology.

1786
00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:58,060
PC TV uses the power of

1787
00:45:58,060 --> 00:46:00,180
television to provide unique

1788
00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:02,310
solutions to these consumers

1789
00:46:02,310 --> 00:46:04,940
who are your customers or...

1790
00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:06,390
That was a great little

1791
00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:08,930
transition there. Someone...

1792
00:46:08,930 --> 00:46:11,340
The Vision Mixer did a fade...

1793
00:46:11,340 --> 00:46:13,800
Onto the fucking CRT monitor

1794
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,090
that they have. And it was

1795
00:46:16,090 --> 00:46:19,040
seamless. It... It seemed

1796
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,140
seamless to me. Was that a fade?

1797
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:23,500
Yeah. Yeah, you can see it

1798
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,240
there. Look, there's a bit of

1799
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:26,340
inconsistency there.

1800
00:46:26,340 --> 00:46:28,580
Because I was thinking, "What's

1801
00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:30,690
going on with this?" You can

1802
00:46:30,690 --> 00:46:32,740
see he's got four eyes there.

1803
00:46:36,740 --> 00:46:39,910
Imagine Stu... Had two eyes...

1804
00:46:39,910 --> 00:46:42,740
On each side of his schnoz.

1805
00:46:42,740 --> 00:46:45,740
Thank you very much, Papa Stu.

1806
00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:48,230
And watch your ass. Thank you

1807
00:46:48,230 --> 00:46:49,630
very much. Just found out my,

1808
00:46:49,630 --> 00:46:51,030
uh, GF is pregnant. Very

1809
00:46:51,030 --> 00:46:54,740
congratulations to you. And, uh...

1810
00:46:54,740 --> 00:46:57,950
Yeah. Big honoree... I am the

1811
00:46:57,950 --> 00:46:59,940
honoree godfather.

1812
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:05,250
...good stuff. Great stuff. I

1813
00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:07,140
can't believe it.

1814
00:47:07,140 --> 00:47:10,830
...well, what do I say at a

1815
00:47:10,830 --> 00:47:13,920
moment like this? It is an

1816
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,140
honor. And, uh...

1817
00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:19,640
...I think... Gonna have to end

1818
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:22,340
the stream. Thanks very much, lads.

1819
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,680
...and, uh, if anyone's upset

1820
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,340
with that...

1821
00:47:24,340 --> 00:47:26,340
...it's Papa Stu. Talk to you

1822
00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:26,340
later.

1823
00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:27,540
...talk to you later.

1824
00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:35,540
...

1825
00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:39,060
...and, uh, I'm gonna have to

1826
00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:40,740
end the stream.

1827
00:47:40,740 --> 00:47:43,410
...and, uh, I'm gonna have to

1828
00:47:43,410 --> 00:47:44,740
end the stream.

1829
00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:46,060
...and, uh, I'm gonna have to

1830
00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:46,740
end the stream.

1831
00:47:46,740 --> 00:47:48,060
...and, uh, I'm gonna have to

1832
00:47:48,060 --> 00:47:48,740
end the stream.

1833
00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:49,520
...and, uh, I'm gonna have to

1834
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:49,940
end the stream.

1835
00:47:49,940 --> 00:47:51,320
...and, uh, I'm gonna have to

1836
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:51,940
end the stream.

1837
00:47:51,940 --> 00:47:53,260
...and, uh, I'm gonna have to

1838
00:47:53,260 --> 00:47:53,940
end the stream.

1839
00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:55,260
...and, uh, I'm gonna have to

1840
00:47:55,260 --> 00:47:55,940
end the stream.

1841
00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:57,260
...and, uh, I'm gonna have to

1842
00:47:57,260 --> 00:47:57,940
end the stream.

1843
00:47:57,940 --> 00:47:59,260
...and, uh, I'm gonna have to

1844
00:47:59,260 --> 00:47:59,940
end the stream.

1845
00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:01,260
...and, uh, I'm gonna have to

1846
00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:01,940
end the stream.

1847
00:48:01,940 --> 00:48:03,260
...and, uh, I'm gonna have to

1848
00:48:03,260 --> 00:48:03,940
end the stream.

1849
00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:05,460
...I'm truly just in shock and

1850
00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:06,140
so thankful.

1851
00:48:06,140 --> 00:48:06,740
...off with...

1852
00:48:06,740 --> 00:48:07,930
...and falls the way to go if

1853
00:48:07,930 --> 00:48:08,740
you're an art...

1854
00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:09,910
...giving more payout because

1855
00:48:09,910 --> 00:48:10,340
of...

1856
00:48:10,340 --> 00:48:11,540
...to grow your page.

1857
00:48:11,540 --> 00:48:12,540
...everything is up.

1858
00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:13,140
...spanx to...

1859
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,140
...cats is what I used to take...

1860
00:48:15,140 --> 00:48:16,520
...supons that I've been using

1861
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,140
Spotify...

1862
00:48:17,140 --> 00:48:18,440
...lips boost your Spotify

1863
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,140
account...

1864
00:48:19,140 --> 00:48:20,140
...superset...

1865
00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:21,140
...and...

1866
00:48:21,140 --> 00:48:22,580
...my art with, with, with more

1867
00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:22,940
fans.

1868
00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:23,940
...all of the...

1869
00:48:23,940 --> 00:48:25,790
...and my songs were getting

1870
00:48:25,790 --> 00:48:26,940
new plays each day.

1871
00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:27,940
...you...

1872
00:48:27,940 --> 00:48:30,110
...monthly listeners, they're

1873
00:48:30,110 --> 00:48:31,140
real, and they're not just...

1874
00:48:31,140 --> 00:48:32,530
...manipulating the system so

1875
00:48:32,530 --> 00:48:33,740
it looks like you're...

1876
00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:34,740
...like your numbers...

1877
00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:35,950
...yeah, manipulating the

1878
00:48:35,950 --> 00:48:36,340
system.

1879
00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:37,910
They're, they're saying the

1880
00:48:37,910 --> 00:48:39,740
fucking quiet part loud there.

1881
00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:41,020
You don't need to go into the

1882
00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:42,140
nuts and bolts of it.

1883
00:48:42,140 --> 00:48:43,140
We've...

1884
00:48:43,140 --> 00:48:44,510
...you gotta remember, you're

1885
00:48:44,510 --> 00:48:45,340
selling something.

1886
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,340
Don't...

1887
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,540
...once let the fucking

1888
00:48:47,540 --> 00:48:48,540
customer know...

1889
00:48:48,540 --> 00:48:50,260
...there might be some sort of

1890
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,540
shady business at play.

1891
00:48:51,540 --> 00:48:52,290
...and that's what's happening

1892
00:48:52,290 --> 00:48:52,540
there.

1893
00:48:52,540 --> 00:48:53,840
...like, they're not just

1894
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,340
robots and they're not just...

1895
00:48:55,340 --> 00:48:56,760
...manipulating the system so

1896
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,870
it looks like your numbers are

1897
00:48:57,870 --> 00:48:58,340
higher.

1898
00:48:58,340 --> 00:49:00,340
They're real, live people.

1899
00:49:00,340 --> 00:49:01,340
I've seen it...

1900
00:49:01,340 --> 00:49:02,760
...dramization may not have

1901
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:03,340
happened.

1902
00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:04,450
All right, checks will not be

1903
00:49:04,450 --> 00:49:04,940
honored.

1904
00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:05,940
Where's the...

1905
00:49:05,940 --> 00:49:06,940
...shafé...

1906
00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:07,940
...there we go.

1907
00:49:07,940 --> 00:49:09,220
And that's the, uh, where we

1908
00:49:09,220 --> 00:49:09,940
left it before.

1909
00:49:09,940 --> 00:49:10,940
Four...

1910
00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:11,940
...little...

1911
00:49:11,940 --> 00:49:12,740
...stue-eyes...

1912
00:49:12,740 --> 00:49:14,740
...at the side of the schnozzle.

1913
00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:15,940
...an amazing piece of...

1914
00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:16,940
...televisual...

1915
00:49:16,940 --> 00:49:17,940
...televisual...

1916
00:49:17,940 --> 00:49:18,940
...to these consumers...

1917
00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:19,940
...who are your customers...

1918
00:49:19,940 --> 00:49:20,940
...trickery...

1919
00:49:20,940 --> 00:49:22,940
...or your potential customers...

1920
00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:24,540
...our viewers...

1921
00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:25,540
...our viewers have already...

1922
00:49:25,540 --> 00:49:26,540
...stue-ception...

1923
00:49:26,540 --> 00:49:27,540
...customers...

1924
00:49:27,540 --> 00:49:29,540
...or your potential customers...

1925
00:49:29,540 --> 00:49:31,340
...our viewers have already

1926
00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:33,540
entered the world of technology...

1927
00:49:33,540 --> 00:49:35,140
...so that as an advertiser...

1928
00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:36,140
...you could...

1929
00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:36,740
...and then this...

1930
00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:37,740
...then it goes down...

1931
00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:38,440
...the camera pans down to this

1932
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:38,740
fella...

1933
00:49:38,740 --> 00:49:39,740
...and it's Stu...

1934
00:49:39,740 --> 00:49:41,740
...with a fucking wig on...

1935
00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:42,740
...and he turns around...

1936
00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:44,170
...and then he looks into the

1937
00:49:44,170 --> 00:49:44,740
eye...

1938
00:49:44,740 --> 00:49:45,740
...of you, the viewer...

1939
00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:46,740
...and then...

1940
00:49:46,740 --> 00:49:47,740
...it's like...

1941
00:49:47,740 --> 00:49:48,740
...you see a picture of you...

1942
00:49:48,740 --> 00:49:49,740
...and...

1943
00:49:49,740 --> 00:49:50,740
...and you are Stu...

1944
00:49:50,740 --> 00:49:51,740
...or you look in the mirror...

1945
00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:52,740
...you go for a piss...

1946
00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:53,740
...you leave the room...

1947
00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:54,740
...because you're so perplexed...

1948
00:49:54,740 --> 00:49:56,740
...and you look in the mirror...

1949
00:49:56,740 --> 00:49:57,740
...and you are Stu...

1950
00:49:57,740 --> 00:49:59,640
...and talk directly to them...

1951
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:00,340
...through our programmes...

1952
00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:01,340
...with advertising...

1953
00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:03,340
...that has no waste...

1954
00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:04,340
...and that costs a fraction...

1955
00:50:04,340 --> 00:50:06,340
...of other targeted media...

1956
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:07,340
...when you advertise on...

1957
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:09,340
...PCTV programmes...

1958
00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,340
...you combine the power...

1959
00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:12,340
...and persuasion of television...

1960
00:50:12,340 --> 00:50:13,340
...look at this...

1961
00:50:13,340 --> 00:50:14,340
...I saw that little...

1962
00:50:14,340 --> 00:50:16,340
...profile picture down there...

1963
00:50:16,340 --> 00:50:17,440
...I thought that's a side of

1964
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:17,940
Stu...

1965
00:50:17,940 --> 00:50:19,640
...we don't really ever get to

1966
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:20,340
see...

1967
00:50:20,340 --> 00:50:21,340
...you know...

1968
00:50:21,340 --> 00:50:23,340
...like kind of Porrick Pierce...

1969
00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:24,340
...or like a...

1970
00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:26,340
...an old kind of portrait...

1971
00:50:26,340 --> 00:50:27,340
...and...

1972
00:50:27,340 --> 00:50:28,740
...at the side...

1973
00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:29,940
...the Stu jaw...

1974
00:50:29,940 --> 00:50:30,940
...we never really see that...

1975
00:50:30,940 --> 00:50:32,940
...I don't think he's fond...

1976
00:50:32,940 --> 00:50:33,940
...of that sort of angle...

1977
00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:35,940
...but...

1978
00:50:35,940 --> 00:50:37,940
...we get him in the TV here...

1979
00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:38,940
...and then he's on the...

1980
00:50:38,940 --> 00:50:39,940
...PC TV update...

1981
00:50:39,940 --> 00:50:41,940
...this really was...

1982
00:50:41,940 --> 00:50:42,940
...a sweet piece of pudding...

1983
00:50:42,940 --> 00:50:45,940
...with the demographic...

1984
00:50:45,940 --> 00:50:46,940
...targeting of print...

1985
00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:47,940
...there simply is...

1986
00:50:47,940 --> 00:50:49,940
...no more efficient way...

1987
00:50:49,940 --> 00:50:51,940
...to reach real consumers...

1988
00:50:51,940 --> 00:50:52,940
...of technology...

1989
00:50:52,940 --> 00:50:53,940
...products and services...

1990
00:50:53,940 --> 00:50:54,940
...people don't realise...

1991
00:50:54,940 --> 00:50:55,610
...how hard that would have

1992
00:50:55,610 --> 00:50:55,940
been...

1993
00:50:55,940 --> 00:50:56,940
...to get right...

1994
00:50:56,940 --> 00:50:57,540
...way...

1995
00:50:57,540 --> 00:50:58,540
...to reach real...

1996
00:50:58,540 --> 00:50:59,540
...consumers...

1997
00:50:59,540 --> 00:50:59,540
...of...

1998
00:50:59,540 --> 00:51:00,540
...tech...

1999
00:51:00,540 --> 00:51:01,540
...there simply is...

2000
00:51:01,540 --> 00:51:02,540
...no more efficient way...

2001
00:51:02,540 --> 00:51:03,540
...to reach real...

2002
00:51:03,540 --> 00:51:04,540
...consumers...

2003
00:51:04,540 --> 00:51:05,540
...of...

2004
00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:05,540
...technology...

2005
00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:06,540
...products and services...

2006
00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:07,540
...with the...

2007
00:51:07,540 --> 00:51:08,540
...demographic...

2008
00:51:08,540 --> 00:51:09,540
...targeting...

2009
00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:09,540
...of...

2010
00:51:09,540 --> 00:51:10,540
...print...

2011
00:51:10,540 --> 00:51:11,980
There simply is no more

2012
00:51:11,980 --> 00:51:13,730
efficient way to reach real

2013
00:51:13,730 --> 00:51:15,330
consumers of technology

2014
00:51:15,330 --> 00:51:17,080
products and services.

2015
00:51:17,820 --> 00:51:18,770
Our programs and our viewers

2016
00:51:18,770 --> 00:51:20,040
cover the spectrum of

2017
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,690
technology consumers from

2018
00:51:21,690 --> 00:51:23,000
beginners...

2019
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,500
Wow, this is just like pummel

2020
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:26,080
after pummel after pummel.

2021
00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:27,060
It's just Stu comes in with

2022
00:51:27,060 --> 00:51:28,240
another one, Stu, and another

2023
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:29,170
one, and another one in a

2024
00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:30,020
different place.

2025
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,140
Now he's in your telly, now he's

2026
00:51:31,140 --> 00:51:32,190
in your paper, now he's in the

2027
00:51:32,190 --> 00:51:33,260
fucking control room.

2028
00:51:33,940 --> 00:51:35,820
It's just like, bam, bam, bam.

2029
00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:39,100
Getting fucking one-twoed, left-right

2030
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:41,400
jab, left-right jab, until you

2031
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,100
can't take any more.

2032
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,770
To power users with four

2033
00:51:44,770 --> 00:51:46,760
separate programs that cover it

2034
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:47,320
all.

2035
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:48,760
Let's take a quick look.

2036
00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:03,630
Computer Chronicles, now in its

2037
00:52:03,630 --> 00:52:05,360
13th consecutive broadcast

2038
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,830
season on television, airs

2039
00:52:06,830 --> 00:52:08,750
weekly on over 300 stations in

2040
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,000
the United States.

2041
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,340
And we were going to watch the

2042
00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:13,270
13th, an episode from the 13th

2043
00:52:13,270 --> 00:52:14,480
season there as well.

2044
00:52:14,580 --> 00:52:15,260
We've seen this.

2045
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:17,570
This is the episode entitled

2046
00:52:17,570 --> 00:52:20,190
Net Cafés, which was a prelude

2047
00:52:20,190 --> 00:52:22,670
or a kind of precursor to his

2048
00:52:22,670 --> 00:52:24,900
spin-off series Net Café.

2049
00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:26,640
I remember looking at this

2050
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,850
little flick, the trademark Stu

2051
00:52:28,850 --> 00:52:30,100
Chaffé flick.

2052
00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:32,010
And in over 100 countries

2053
00:52:32,010 --> 00:52:33,240
around the world.

2054
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,660
Look, here we are in this nice

2055
00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:36,210
cafe, drink in hand, friendly

2056
00:52:36,210 --> 00:52:37,700
people, and we're surfing the

2057
00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:38,240
net.

2058
00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:39,650
When IBM went through its

2059
00:52:39,650 --> 00:52:41,250
recent reorganization, it

2060
00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:43,070
decided to bring manufacturing

2061
00:52:43,070 --> 00:52:44,920
and design closer together.

2062
00:52:45,460 --> 00:52:45,980
It set up its world

2063
00:52:45,980 --> 00:52:47,990
headquarters for display design

2064
00:52:47,990 --> 00:52:49,280
here in Scotland.

2065
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,340
How hard or easy is it to up-

2066
00:52:52,340 --> 00:52:53,780
How hard?

2067
00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,020
It's a double H.

2068
00:52:55,140 --> 00:52:56,830
We know the intonation on the H

2069
00:52:56,830 --> 00:52:58,660
is one for the fucking wrecker

2070
00:52:58,660 --> 00:52:59,340
bucks.

2071
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:00,940
Nintendo Game Boy.

2072
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:02,340
It's a randomizer.

2073
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,460
I'm looking for a handheld

2074
00:53:03,460 --> 00:53:04,260
gaming device.

2075
00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:05,280
Computer games.

2076
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,400
We'll get there eventually.

2077
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,040
You're not a killer.

2078
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:07,660
No, I'm not.

2079
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:08,760
Next one, maybe.

2080
00:53:08,860 --> 00:53:09,360
You're not a killer.

2081
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:10,000
No, I'm not.

2082
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:11,120
Next one, maybe.

2083
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,320
Is this a bad thing for kids to

2084
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:13,570
be playing this, or is there a

2085
00:53:13,570 --> 00:53:14,340
good side to it?

2086
00:53:15,100 --> 00:53:15,880
Next one, maybe.

2087
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,640
One of the coolest new computer

2088
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:18,160
games.

2089
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:19,520
Next one.

2090
00:53:19,620 --> 00:53:20,120
Game Boy.

2091
00:53:20,740 --> 00:53:21,780
We're waiting for handheld

2092
00:53:21,780 --> 00:53:22,980
gaming devices.

2093
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:24,100
Computer games.

2094
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:25,520
You're not a killer.

2095
00:53:25,740 --> 00:53:26,200
No, I'm not.

2096
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:28,240
Computer games.

2097
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:30,340
Do you know, the one time-

2098
00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:30,860
Game Boy.

2099
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:33,580
Computer games.

2100
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:34,920
Come on.

2101
00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:36,400
Nintendo's Game Boy.

2102
00:53:36,900 --> 00:53:37,840
Come on, one more.

2103
00:53:38,020 --> 00:53:38,560
Game Boy.

2104
00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:40,030
This is like gambling and you're

2105
00:53:40,030 --> 00:53:41,220
losing all your money.

2106
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:42,000
It's the next one.

2107
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:42,900
It's got to be the next one.

2108
00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:44,610
One of the coolest new computer

2109
00:53:44,610 --> 00:53:45,120
games.

2110
00:53:45,940 --> 00:53:46,780
The next one.

2111
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:47,740
Roam about a virtual

2112
00:53:47,740 --> 00:53:49,260
environment with your avatar,

2113
00:53:49,260 --> 00:53:50,720
One more.

2114
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:51,920
Is this a bad thing for kids to

2115
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,170
be playing this, or is there a

2116
00:53:53,170 --> 00:53:53,980
good side to it?

2117
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,060
Come on, man.

2118
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:56,370
Is this a bad thing for kids to

2119
00:53:56,370 --> 00:53:57,750
be playing this, or is there a

2120
00:53:57,750 --> 00:53:58,680
good side to it?

2121
00:53:58,800 --> 00:53:59,880
Okay, I've forgotten even what

2122
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:00,800
the point of that was.

2123
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,200
Or display design here in

2124
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:02,900
Scotland.

2125
00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:05,880
How hard or easy is it to...

2126
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,840
How hard.

2127
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:07,400
One more.

2128
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:08,040
Game Boy.

2129
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:09,040
One more.

2130
00:54:09,180 --> 00:54:09,700
You're not a killer.

2131
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:10,360
No, I'm not.

2132
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,500
Come on, just say it.

2133
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:12,940
Nintendo's Game Boy.

2134
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:13,860
Fuck.

2135
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,100
Great to a faster...

2136
00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:16,160
And what about this?

2137
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,910
We see this kind of fella a lot

2138
00:54:18,910 --> 00:54:20,540
over the years.

2139
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:21,890
I've never really stopped to

2140
00:54:21,890 --> 00:54:23,140
take it all in and think,

2141
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:24,520
Who even is it?

2142
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,060
And what does he do?

2143
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,720
He's got an egg for a head.

2144
00:54:29,780 --> 00:54:30,730
46 or to a Pentium for that

2145
00:54:30,730 --> 00:54:31,160
matter.

2146
00:54:31,220 --> 00:54:31,880
Well, it depends.

2147
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:33,360
Wow.

2148
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:34,340
Remember this.

2149
00:54:34,820 --> 00:54:37,630
This was when we saw that Schindler

2150
00:54:37,630 --> 00:54:40,370
had, you know, maybe something

2151
00:54:40,370 --> 00:54:41,280
had happened.

2152
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:42,860
Because he wasn't the Schindler

2153
00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:43,680
that we knew.

2154
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:45,490
But I think he pulled it back a

2155
00:54:45,490 --> 00:54:46,780
few years after.

2156
00:54:46,860 --> 00:54:47,280
No, he didn't.

2157
00:54:47,340 --> 00:54:47,760
He was gone.

2158
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,500
This was the decline.

2159
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:51,230
This was when it was really

2160
00:54:51,230 --> 00:54:52,780
John Virgo off the rails

2161
00:54:52,780 --> 00:54:53,680
territory.

2162
00:54:54,180 --> 00:54:55,520
He'd stopped wearing the suits.

2163
00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:56,900
There was no bow tie.

2164
00:54:56,900 --> 00:54:58,950
I think he'd gone full time

2165
00:54:58,950 --> 00:55:00,920
with Windows magazine.

2166
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,170
And things had just changed,

2167
00:55:03,170 --> 00:55:04,100
you know.

2168
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,470
I think it just was like the 90s

2169
00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:07,420
had arrived.

2170
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,220
And suits were fucking rubbish,

2171
00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:09,640
man.

2172
00:55:10,180 --> 00:55:11,140
You know, get rid of...

2173
00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:12,730
What are you wearing a fucking

2174
00:55:12,730 --> 00:55:14,080
suit for and a bow tie?

2175
00:55:15,420 --> 00:55:16,010
Maybe he was just feeling not

2176
00:55:16,010 --> 00:55:17,860
cool enough for that sort of

2177
00:55:17,860 --> 00:55:19,400
behavior anymore.

2178
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,290
It depends on your machine and

2179
00:55:20,290 --> 00:55:21,060
how it's engineered.

2180
00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:22,550
Now, in this particular case,

2181
00:55:22,550 --> 00:55:23,950
we have a very easy to remove

2182
00:55:23,950 --> 00:55:24,660
power supply.

2183
00:55:24,660 --> 00:55:25,730
And underneath, we have the

2184
00:55:25,730 --> 00:55:26,500
processor chip.

2185
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:27,570
Processor chip is always easy

2186
00:55:27,570 --> 00:55:28,760
to find because it's...

2187
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,100
You can even hear in his voice.

2188
00:55:30,180 --> 00:55:31,360
He's got a different voice.

2189
00:55:32,380 --> 00:55:32,860
It depends on your machine and

2190
00:55:32,860 --> 00:55:34,120
how it's engineered.

2191
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,220
He's lost his base.

2192
00:55:36,780 --> 00:55:38,340
He needs to get that base back.

2193
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:39,280
Stewiflex.

2194
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,200
...engineered.

2195
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,690
Now, in this particular case,

2196
00:55:41,690 --> 00:55:42,990
we have a very easy to remove

2197
00:55:42,990 --> 00:55:43,700
power supply.

2198
00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:44,770
And underneath, we have the

2199
00:55:44,770 --> 00:55:45,540
processor chip.

2200
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:46,660
Processor chip is always easy

2201
00:55:46,660 --> 00:55:47,550
to find because it's the

2202
00:55:47,550 --> 00:55:48,320
biggest...

2203
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:49,870
Our cable shows air seven

2204
00:55:49,870 --> 00:55:51,760
nights a week in prime time.

2205
00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:53,850
It scares me and all the things,

2206
00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:55,230
you know, people can change and

2207
00:55:55,230 --> 00:55:56,360
lose that...

2208
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,680
That pizzazz, that little...

2209
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:01,670
That glint, that magic that he

2210
00:56:01,670 --> 00:56:02,480
once had.

2211
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:03,640
Remember the faces he'd make at

2212
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:04,360
the beginning.

2213
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,440
We're on about your man,

2214
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,790
fucking Patrick Bateman on the

2215
00:56:06,790 --> 00:56:07,840
Spotifyflex adverts.

2216
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,560
Schindler made some fucking

2217
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,160
insane faces at the beginning

2218
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,560
and the end of all his links

2219
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,420
and pieces.

2220
00:56:14,140 --> 00:56:15,260
Always really like...

2221
00:56:16,380 --> 00:56:18,600
And doing weird stuff, you know.

2222
00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:20,520
But he had the energy.

2223
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,820
He had the spirit, the life

2224
00:56:21,820 --> 00:56:22,320
force.

2225
00:56:23,140 --> 00:56:23,560
And it's just, you know,

2226
00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,120
hopefully everything's all

2227
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:25,460
right.

2228
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:26,690
Remember, we checked his

2229
00:56:26,690 --> 00:56:27,340
website out.

2230
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,620
He's still fucking making tunes.

2231
00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:29,080
Apply.

2232
00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:30,150
And underneath, we have the

2233
00:56:30,150 --> 00:56:30,920
processor chip.

2234
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:31,990
Processor chip is always easy

2235
00:56:31,990 --> 00:56:32,860
to find because it's the

2236
00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:33,640
biggest...

2237
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,140
Our cable shows air seven

2238
00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:37,000
nights a week in prime time.

2239
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:37,680
JCN.

2240
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:37,920
Jones.

2241
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:37,960
Jones.

2242
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:38,700
On the Jones Computer Network.

2243
00:56:39,180 --> 00:56:40,660
And on the MEU Cable Network.

2244
00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:42,160
And are now available in 68

2245
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:43,790
million homes in Europe through

2246
00:56:43,790 --> 00:56:44,680
the NBC...

2247
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,380
Why would you get a head?

2248
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:47,560
MEU Cable Network.

2249
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:49,480
Instead of a head.

2250
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,070
And are now available in 68

2251
00:56:51,070 --> 00:56:52,750
million homes in Europe through

2252
00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:54,160
the NBC Super Channel.

2253
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:57,960
Doom.

2254
00:56:58,180 --> 00:56:59,200
She's playing Doom, look.

2255
00:57:02,580 --> 00:57:03,060
Wow.

2256
00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:04,240
That fucking...

2257
00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:07,660
Is that an 808 drum situation?

2258
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,200
This is probably the 90s, is it?

2259
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,440
This is past 808 state.

2260
00:57:12,780 --> 00:57:14,440
If I turn it down, it's really

2261
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,640
hitting the reds here on my

2262
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:17,020
monitor.

2263
00:57:17,020 --> 00:57:18,940
So apologies if it's been all

2264
00:57:18,940 --> 00:57:19,800
over the shop.

2265
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:21,800
Auditorially.

2266
00:57:21,940 --> 00:57:22,790
But I mean, that's just the way

2267
00:57:22,790 --> 00:57:23,120
it is.

2268
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,640
Welcome to the auditorium here.

2269
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:30,720
At home gets new...

2270
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:33,880
Oh, it's...

2271
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:34,840
Computerception.

2272
00:57:35,900 --> 00:57:36,380
Doom.

2273
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:40,940
At home gets...

2274
00:57:40,940 --> 00:57:42,940
At home gets...

2275
00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:43,940
At home gets...

2276
00:57:43,940 --> 00:57:45,800
At home gets new users started

2277
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,440
and keeps them up to date on

2278
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:48,460
multimedia.

2279
00:57:48,460 --> 00:58:00,980
At home gets...

2280
00:58:00,980 --> 00:58:02,100
At home gets new users started

2281
00:58:02,100 --> 00:58:03,080
and keeps them up to date on

2282
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:03,740
multimedia.

2283
00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:04,820
Education.

2284
00:58:05,100 --> 00:58:05,680
Fucking hell.

2285
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:06,380
That was a foot.

2286
00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:07,980
I thought someone had like a...

2287
00:58:07,980 --> 00:58:09,830
A cloth bag wrapped around

2288
00:58:09,830 --> 00:58:10,880
their fist.

2289
00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:12,200
When this shoe...

2290
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,080
What's when the shoe first

2291
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:13,520
comes in?

2292
00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:14,200
Because...

2293
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:14,220
At home gets...

2294
00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:15,560
The resolution is so poor.

2295
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,440
At home gets new users started

2296
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:17,600
and keeps them up to date on...

2297
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,990
I thought it was a scarecrow's

2298
00:58:18,990 --> 00:58:20,290
arm on the right hand side of

2299
00:58:20,290 --> 00:58:21,180
the telly here.

2300
00:58:21,260 --> 00:58:21,420
Look.

2301
00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:22,540
Up to date on...

2302
00:58:22,540 --> 00:58:24,060
I thought it was a cloth bag

2303
00:58:24,060 --> 00:58:25,780
wrapped around a scarecrow.

2304
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:26,760
It does look like...

2305
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:26,780
At home.

2306
00:58:26,780 --> 00:58:27,100
Education.

2307
00:58:27,740 --> 00:58:28,220
Entertainment.

2308
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:29,080
Games.

2309
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:29,500
At home.

2310
00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:30,380
And the information super...

2311
00:58:30,380 --> 00:58:30,400
At home.

2312
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:31,920
They've even reconstructed...

2313
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,880
What looks like a mock-up of a

2314
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,670
mock kind of Computer Chronicles-esque

2315
00:58:36,670 --> 00:58:37,300
show.

2316
00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:39,340
With a purple color scheme.

2317
00:58:40,140 --> 00:58:40,840
A fucking...

2318
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,050
A mortuary slab foot scenario

2319
00:58:44,050 --> 00:58:46,120
of a dead person.

2320
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:47,360
And then you've got all this

2321
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,060
stuff here.

2322
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:48,540
It's...

2323
00:58:48,540 --> 00:58:50,180
Is this like stew-ception?

2324
00:58:51,180 --> 00:58:51,580
Now what?

2325
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:52,700
There are three main components.

2326
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:53,860
You have the sound card.

2327
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:54,220
Okay.

2328
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:54,880
CD-ROM drive.

2329
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:55,340
Now what?

2330
00:58:55,420 --> 00:58:55,980
And speakers.

2331
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:57,160
Oh.

2332
00:58:57,260 --> 00:58:58,010
This is getting easier all the

2333
00:58:58,010 --> 00:58:58,280
time.

2334
00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:58,460
It's much simpler.

2335
00:58:58,640 --> 00:58:58,840
All right.

2336
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,040
The important thing is...

2337
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:00,820
If you're going to use a

2338
00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:01,850
product like this to learn how

2339
00:59:01,850 --> 00:59:02,520
to fly...

2340
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:03,760
And I really think that's...

2341
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:04,980
What the fuck is going on?

2342
00:59:05,260 --> 00:59:06,280
What you can do with this...

2343
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:07,560
This is like a competitor to

2344
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:08,800
Computer Chronicles.

2345
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:09,200
Like...

2346
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:09,960
Learn how to fly.

2347
00:59:10,460 --> 00:59:10,820
You need...

2348
00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:11,460
This could be...

2349
00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:13,720
This could be a whole new...

2350
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:14,260
Series.

2351
00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:17,560
Look at this lad.

2352
00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:20,660
PCTV.

2353
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:21,100
Is this...

2354
00:59:21,100 --> 00:59:21,900
Is this what it is?

2355
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:24,760
It's just its own...

2356
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,360
So what the fuck was going on?

2357
00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:27,880
Why was Stu doing adverts for

2358
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,080
PCTV when these were the

2359
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:30,020
competition?

2360
00:59:31,940 --> 00:59:32,900
Learn how to fly.

2361
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:34,080
And I really think that's what

2362
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:35,420
you can do with this product.

2363
00:59:35,580 --> 00:59:36,300
Learn how to fly.

2364
00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:37,780
You need the feedback that a

2365
00:59:37,780 --> 00:59:38,740
real pilot gets.

2366
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,040
How are you?

2367
00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:41,600
How are you?

2368
00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:44,700
A stepper machine.

2369
00:59:45,300 --> 00:59:45,900
How are you?

2370
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:48,940
We need to...

2371
00:59:48,940 --> 00:59:50,400
This is what Computer Chronicles

2372
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:50,920
lacked.

2373
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:51,940
This sort of stuff.

2374
00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:55,030
Like aerobic fitness people and

2375
00:59:55,030 --> 00:59:55,860
technology.

2376
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,360
The convergence of...

2377
00:59:58,360 --> 00:59:59,590
And then how does that

2378
00:59:59,590 --> 01:00:01,310
represent and manifest itself

2379
01:00:01,310 --> 01:00:02,920
in a televisual situation?

2380
01:00:03,620 --> 01:00:04,110
If you're going to use a

2381
01:00:04,110 --> 01:00:05,690
product like this to learn how

2382
01:00:05,690 --> 01:00:06,660
to fly...

2383
01:00:06,660 --> 01:00:07,400
And I really think...

2384
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,300
Cardio Chronicles.

2385
01:00:08,300 --> 01:00:08,740
...this product.

2386
01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:09,620
Learn how to fly.

2387
01:00:10,100 --> 01:00:11,110
You need the feedback that a

2388
01:00:11,110 --> 01:00:12,060
real pilot gets.

2389
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,800
I'm already puffing here.

2390
01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:14,620
Now what is this?

2391
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:15,280
What's the product?

2392
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:15,760
What is this?

2393
01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:17,170
This is computer athlete

2394
01:00:17,170 --> 01:00:18,500
interactive fitness.

2395
01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:19,380
Computer athlete.

2396
01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:20,580
Now that's kind of like an ox...

2397
01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:21,200
One of those...

2398
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:21,680
Yeah.

2399
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:22,880
Struggling a bit.

2400
01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:24,970
It's an English fella who's

2401
01:00:24,970 --> 01:00:26,520
lived in America and his

2402
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:29,020
accents mid-Atlanticized itself

2403
01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:30,340
into oblivion.

2404
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,580
But he's having a hard time

2405
01:00:32,580 --> 01:00:35,500
keeping the breath up, I think.

2406
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,880
Feedback that a real pilot gets.

2407
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,600
I'm already puffing here.

2408
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:40,420
Now what is this?

2409
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:41,100
What's the product?

2410
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:41,520
What is this?

2411
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:42,420
This is computer...

2412
01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:44,450
I thought he was like a kind of

2413
01:00:44,450 --> 01:00:46,380
a Midwestern American.

2414
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,640
Like, how are you?

2415
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:48,520
How are you?

2416
01:00:48,620 --> 01:00:49,040
Are you?

2417
01:00:49,460 --> 01:00:51,370
But he's actually a kind of

2418
01:00:51,370 --> 01:00:53,960
maybe a Northern English and

2419
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,600
then American.

2420
01:00:56,020 --> 01:00:57,550
And he's goosed going, how are

2421
01:00:57,550 --> 01:00:58,000
you?

2422
01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:58,820
How are you?

2423
01:00:59,220 --> 01:00:59,840
Good athlete.

2424
01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:01,600
I'm already puffing here.

2425
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:02,420
Now what is this?

2426
01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:03,120
What's the product?

2427
01:01:03,220 --> 01:01:03,580
What is this?

2428
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:06,240
I'm really puffing here, yeah.

2429
01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:07,790
Computer athlete interactive

2430
01:01:07,790 --> 01:01:08,380
fitness.

2431
01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:09,240
Computer athlete.

2432
01:01:09,260 --> 01:01:11,070
This is an athlete interactive

2433
01:01:11,070 --> 01:01:11,800
fitness.

2434
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:12,870
Now that's kind of like an oxymoron

2435
01:01:12,870 --> 01:01:14,020
because you think computer, you're

2436
01:01:14,020 --> 01:01:14,740
sitting down.

2437
01:01:14,820 --> 01:01:15,640
An athlete would be away from

2438
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:16,240
the computer.

2439
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:16,680
That's right.

2440
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:18,670
We want to see more of this

2441
01:01:18,670 --> 01:01:19,360
shit.

2442
01:01:28,300 --> 01:01:29,200
What the fuck?

2443
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,140
The users group is aimed at

2444
01:01:32,140 --> 01:01:33,760
experienced computer users who

2445
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,120
need to stay current on the new

2446
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,560
emerging technologies.

2447
01:01:37,220 --> 01:01:38,070
Why don't you tell us about the

2448
01:01:38,070 --> 01:01:39,850
in-power, the sort of centerpiece

2449
01:01:39,850 --> 01:01:41,140
of the whole machine.

2450
01:01:41,380 --> 01:01:41,640
Okay.

2451
01:01:41,860 --> 01:01:43,060
We have designed a card that

2452
01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:45,130
has four 604 processors running

2453
01:01:45,130 --> 01:01:46,640
at 132 megahertz.

2454
01:01:46,780 --> 01:01:47,000
Wow.

2455
01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:48,570
And I notice you're adjusting

2456
01:01:48,570 --> 01:01:50,250
the light in real time and you're

2457
01:01:50,250 --> 01:01:51,690
adjusting the model in real

2458
01:01:51,690 --> 01:01:52,200
time.

2459
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:53,460
To fly around the scene to see

2460
01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:54,550
where we want to set up the

2461
01:01:54,550 --> 01:01:55,380
objects with.

2462
01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:55,700
Absolutely.

2463
01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:56,950
Turning into multifunction as

2464
01:01:56,950 --> 01:01:57,340
well.

2465
01:01:57,420 --> 01:01:57,540
Sure.

2466
01:01:57,540 --> 01:01:58,300
You've got an example here.

2467
01:01:58,380 --> 01:01:59,200
I think we should point out.

2468
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:00,630
Yeah, this card is actually,

2469
01:02:00,630 --> 01:02:02,000
because PCMCIA is becoming so

2470
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,500
widely accepted, and space once

2471
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,930
again being a problem, we're

2472
01:02:04,930 --> 01:02:06,240
combining features on the card.

2473
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:11,550
Business computing is our show

2474
01:02:11,550 --> 01:02:14,260
for technology professionals,

2475
01:02:14,260 --> 01:02:16,660
providing an in-depth look at

2476
01:02:16,660 --> 01:02:18,400
mainstream business

2477
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,960
applications.

2478
01:02:20,740 --> 01:02:21,540
We've got a lot of great stuff

2479
01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:22,720
to show you today.

2480
01:02:23,100 --> 01:02:23,840
What we're going to do is...

2481
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:26,840
What an absolute dense thatch...

2482
01:02:28,060 --> 01:02:29,330
Fucking thatcherite in its

2483
01:02:29,330 --> 01:02:30,920
composition.

2484
01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:31,840
It's...

2485
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,200
Molded clay, even.

2486
01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:36,780
Thank you very much there for

2487
01:02:36,780 --> 01:02:38,340
the tip, the other Jeff.

2488
01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:41,840
That really is...

2489
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,360
Dense as fuck.

2490
01:02:44,620 --> 01:02:45,500
It's quality.

2491
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:47,480
Dream business applications.

2492
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:48,860
I could do that...

2493
01:02:48,860 --> 01:02:49,360
Got a lot of great stuff.

2494
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,490
If I grew my hair a little bit

2495
01:02:51,490 --> 01:02:53,580
more, and then put boot polish

2496
01:02:53,580 --> 01:02:55,510
on it, and some sort of heavy

2497
01:02:55,510 --> 01:02:56,640
fix...

2498
01:02:58,300 --> 01:02:59,140
But you'd have to blow dry it

2499
01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:00,160
as well.

2500
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:02,800
Thank you very much.

2501
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,030
Have you seen Ireland's answer

2502
01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:05,320
to computer chronicles from the

2503
01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,200
early noughties?

2504
01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:07,460
Arty read right now.

2505
01:03:07,820 --> 01:03:08,480
I haven't.

2506
01:03:09,260 --> 01:03:09,640
But we'll just...

2507
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:11,830
Power through this, and then

2508
01:03:11,830 --> 01:03:12,500
stew.

2509
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,030
I mean, we've already gone off

2510
01:03:14,030 --> 01:03:14,960
the rails here.

2511
01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:16,080
Stuff to show you today.

2512
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,330
What we're going to do is start

2513
01:03:17,330 --> 01:03:18,740
out with a Windows 3.1 and a

2514
01:03:18,740 --> 01:03:20,160
Windows 95 comparison.

2515
01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:21,460
Well, we focused a lot of

2516
01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:23,290
attention under Windows 95 to

2517
01:03:23,290 --> 01:03:24,960
improve system resources.

2518
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:26,410
Not just for the 32-bit

2519
01:03:26,410 --> 01:03:28,310
applications, but for 16-bit

2520
01:03:28,310 --> 01:03:29,720
applications as well.

2521
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,330
And what CF file contents is,

2522
01:03:31,330 --> 01:03:32,860
it's basically a stream of data

2523
01:03:32,860 --> 01:03:34,580
that is intended to be a file.

2524
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:35,350
And I'll show you another

2525
01:03:35,350 --> 01:03:36,200
example of that later.

2526
01:03:36,660 --> 01:03:37,450
Now, if you look back again at

2527
01:03:37,450 --> 01:03:39,050
WordPad 2.0, you'll see when I

2528
01:03:39,050 --> 01:03:39,820
draw...

2529
01:03:39,820 --> 01:03:40,980
That's a real combo.

2530
01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:44,520
The waistcoat, kind of like a...

2531
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:46,380
I don't know what you call that

2532
01:03:46,380 --> 01:03:48,240
material, but the colorless

2533
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:48,900
shirt.

2534
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,140
Always suspicious stuff.

2535
01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:53,160
When I see someone wearing one

2536
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:54,520
of those...

2537
01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:56,400
Another example of that...

2538
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,440
Keep an eye on him.

2539
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:58,940
Now, if you look back again at

2540
01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:00,460
WordPad 2.0...

2541
01:04:00,460 --> 01:04:01,480
Sherwood Forest.

2542
01:04:01,660 --> 01:04:02,460
You'll see when I dragged and

2543
01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:03,530
dropped the file, the user was

2544
01:04:03,530 --> 01:04:04,660
presented with a few different

2545
01:04:04,660 --> 01:04:05,160
options.

2546
01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:07,820
Computer Chronicles.

2547
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:09,660
At home.

2548
01:04:10,660 --> 01:04:11,860
The users group.

2549
01:04:12,740 --> 01:04:13,540
Business computing.

2550
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,760
14 and a half hours a week of

2551
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:17,700
targeted programming.

2552
01:04:18,100 --> 01:04:18,500
Wow.

2553
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,290
He doesn't do that in Chronicles,

2554
01:04:21,290 --> 01:04:23,600
because that's too much.

2555
01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:25,060
14 and a half hours a week of

2556
01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:26,360
targeted programming.

2557
01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:28,920
That's too much, Stu.

2558
01:04:29,660 --> 01:04:31,330
You can tell somebody else had

2559
01:04:31,330 --> 01:04:34,280
the directorial reins for this

2560
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,740
one, because that really goes

2561
01:04:36,740 --> 01:04:37,840
on for quite some time.

2562
01:04:48,020 --> 01:04:47,890
Like a cow, somebody says, like

2563
01:04:47,890 --> 01:04:50,440
a cow.

2564
01:04:50,440 --> 01:05:12,080
It's beautiful, though.

2565
01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:16,020
PCTV is not only the world's

2566
01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:17,830
largest producer of technology

2567
01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:19,690
programs, it is also the world's

2568
01:05:19,690 --> 01:05:20,260
best.

2569
01:05:20,820 --> 01:05:23,250
In 1995, PCTV programs swept

2570
01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:25,700
the Computer Press Association

2571
01:05:25,700 --> 01:05:26,560
Awards.

2572
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:43,180
PCTV is not only the world's

2573
01:05:43,180 --> 01:05:48,630
largest producer of technology

2574
01:05:48,630 --> 01:05:54,270
programs, it is also the world's

2575
01:05:54,270 --> 01:05:55,800
best.

2576
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,560
This is brilliant, man. We're

2577
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,590
nearly at the end, but this is

2578
01:06:01,590 --> 01:06:03,640
a real, a booster. This is a

2579
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:04,360
booster.

2580
01:06:04,940 --> 01:06:08,210
Every segment hits you. There's

2581
01:06:08,210 --> 01:06:10,590
some great bass, great MIDI

2582
01:06:10,590 --> 01:06:13,880
drums, and some sweet maneuvers

2583
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,200
from Stu.

2584
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:16,740
Swept the Computer Press

2585
01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:19,170
Association Awards for journalistic

2586
01:06:19,170 --> 01:06:21,100
excellence, winning all three

2587
01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:21,840
awards.

2588
01:06:22,780 --> 01:06:23,990
PCTV provides information and

2589
01:06:23,990 --> 01:06:26,090
entertainment for the viewer,

2590
01:06:26,090 --> 01:06:28,330
efficient audience delivery for

2591
01:06:28,330 --> 01:06:29,680
the advertiser.

2592
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:31,410
Handheld gaming devices, thank

2593
01:06:31,410 --> 01:06:32,820
you very much, Matty C.

2594
01:06:33,220 --> 01:06:35,000
Make sure you join the growing

2595
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,820
list of smart technology

2596
01:06:36,820 --> 01:06:39,480
advertisers who are part of PCTV.

2597
01:06:40,180 --> 01:06:41,600
Watch the future.

2598
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:42,800
I'm sold.

2599
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:45,880
Where's he going?

2600
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:49,540
Behind the bookshelf.

2601
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:50,800
Woof.

2602
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:52,300
It's got everything in it.

2603
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,380
He never did that in the

2604
01:06:53,380 --> 01:06:54,660
Computer Chronicles.

2605
01:06:55,820 --> 01:06:56,880
Never once.

2606
01:07:00,460 --> 01:07:02,720
The man behind the bookshelf.

2607
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:04,560
Secret passage.

2608
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:08,220
The secret annex of Anne Frank.

2609
01:07:08,220 --> 01:07:14,550
You know there's nothing behind

2610
01:07:14,550 --> 01:07:16,580
that it's just the set like

2611
01:07:16,580 --> 01:07:26,020
Whoa!

2612
01:07:26,020 --> 01:07:28,020
Whoa!

2613
01:07:28,020 --> 01:07:30,020
Whoa!

2614
01:07:36,020 --> 01:07:38,020
Whoa!

2615
01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:40,020
Whoa!

2616
01:07:52,020 --> 01:07:54,020
Wow.

2617
01:07:54,020 --> 01:07:56,020
Get rid of that.

2618
01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:58,020
Get rid of that.

2619
01:07:58,020 --> 01:08:00,020
Get rid of that.

2620
01:08:00,020 --> 01:08:03,220
VCF East 11, Stuart Shafee,

2621
01:08:03,220 --> 01:08:04,020
nine years ago.

2622
01:08:04,020 --> 01:08:06,020
The original TV techie.

2623
01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:08,110
That's one for the real

2624
01:08:08,110 --> 01:08:10,020
hardcore ultras.

2625
01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:11,610
What we'll do is we'll keep it

2626
01:08:11,610 --> 01:08:13,080
lit with our original plan

2627
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,900
which was to see season 13

2628
01:08:15,900 --> 01:08:17,020
episode 12.

2629
01:08:17,020 --> 01:08:18,770
But a big, big thank you to Stu

2630
01:08:18,770 --> 01:08:21,020
Pendous for that recommendation.

2631
01:08:21,020 --> 01:08:23,830
I cannot believe that I've

2632
01:08:23,830 --> 01:08:25,810
never even had that grace the

2633
01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:28,740
timeline, the algorithmically

2634
01:08:28,740 --> 01:08:31,020
selected suggestion box before.

2635
01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:32,860
Or I've seen it and maybe I

2636
01:08:32,860 --> 01:08:35,020
thought that doesn't look right.

2637
01:08:35,020 --> 01:08:37,020
That looks a bit ropey.

2638
01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:37,020
Maybe, maybe not.

2639
01:08:37,020 --> 01:08:39,020
But why did I not even click it?

2640
01:08:39,020 --> 01:08:40,020
I don't know.

2641
01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:42,190
Anyway, this is the 1995

2642
01:08:42,190 --> 01:08:45,020
edition, season 13 episode 12.

2643
01:08:45,020 --> 01:08:47,020
It could be a little bit slow.

2644
01:08:47,020 --> 01:08:49,360
Anything after that salvo of

2645
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,140
absolute sensory pulmonary pummels

2646
01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:54,270
is gonna be slow compared to

2647
01:08:54,270 --> 01:08:55,020
that.

2648
01:08:55,020 --> 01:08:57,010
But within it, you know there's

2649
01:08:57,010 --> 01:08:59,020
gonna be diamonds in there.

2650
01:08:59,020 --> 01:09:01,020
Diamonds are forever.

2651
01:09:01,020 --> 01:09:03,020
Shine bright like a diamond.

2652
01:09:03,020 --> 01:09:07,150
And we need to turn that volume

2653
01:09:07,150 --> 01:09:09,020
up. It's too low.

2654
01:09:09,020 --> 01:09:10,020
It's too low.

2655
01:09:16,020 --> 01:09:19,020
Chugga chugga chugga chung.

2656
01:09:19,020 --> 01:09:21,480
This week on the computer chronicles,

2657
01:09:21,480 --> 01:09:23,020
PC troubleshooting.

2658
01:09:23,020 --> 01:09:25,020
Got problems with your computer?

2659
01:09:25,020 --> 01:09:26,020
We'll show you how to fix them.

2660
01:09:26,020 --> 01:09:28,020
Meet Dan Gookin, author of PC.

2661
01:09:29,020 --> 01:09:30,020
Gookin.

2662
01:09:30,020 --> 01:09:31,720
Thank you very much there,

2663
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:32,020
filter.

2664
01:09:32,020 --> 01:09:34,020
Are you playing any games?

2665
01:09:34,020 --> 01:09:37,020
Not, not at the moment tonight.

2666
01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:38,890
Although I have another PS2 one

2667
01:09:38,890 --> 01:09:40,670
in the chamber ready to fucking

2668
01:09:40,670 --> 01:09:41,020
*pum*.

2669
01:09:42,020 --> 01:09:43,020
And it looks good.

2670
01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:45,020
It looks good.

2671
01:09:46,020 --> 01:09:47,020
It looks weird.

2672
01:09:47,020 --> 01:09:49,020
It's Japanese as well.

2673
01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,020
Turn that fucking thing off.

2674
01:09:52,020 --> 01:09:53,020
Please for dummies.

2675
01:09:53,020 --> 01:09:54,020
Your computer will show you.

2676
01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:55,020
This week on the computer chronicles.

2677
01:09:55,020 --> 01:09:56,840
It's not a Nigel recommends,

2678
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,020
but maybe it is.

2679
01:09:58,020 --> 01:09:59,270
It could be a Nigel recommends

2680
01:09:59,270 --> 01:10:00,270
that I'd forgotten he'd

2681
01:10:00,270 --> 01:10:01,020
recommend it.

2682
01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:01,960
PC troubleshooting.

2683
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:03,510
What's he got there look on his

2684
01:10:03,510 --> 01:10:03,960
desk?

2685
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,960
This week on the computer.

2686
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:09,750
Got this little HH gaming

2687
01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:10,960
device.

2688
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:12,820
Our little Pam pilot and

2689
01:10:12,820 --> 01:10:13,960
organizer.

2690
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,960
Computer chronicles PC troubleshooting.

2691
01:10:15,960 --> 01:10:16,960
Got problems with your computer?

2692
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:18,960
We'll show you how to fix them.

2693
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:20,940
Meet Dan Gookin, author of PCs

2694
01:10:20,940 --> 01:10:21,960
for Dummies.

2695
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:22,960
Gookin.

2696
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:23,960
He'll show us the simple stuff.

2697
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:26,260
Having Windows 95 nightmares

2698
01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:27,960
meet first aid 95.

2699
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:29,220
It can cure your Windows

2700
01:10:29,220 --> 01:10:29,960
problems.

2701
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:30,960
And if you're a Mac user.

2702
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,580
We'll show you the newest Norton

2703
01:10:32,580 --> 01:10:33,960
utilities for the pure.

2704
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,200
Martina Navratilova, ladies and

2705
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:36,960
gentlemen.

2706
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:38,470
Is involved in the making of

2707
01:10:38,470 --> 01:10:38,960
this.

2708
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:39,960
Mac and user.

2709
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:41,960
We'll show you the newest Norton

2710
01:10:41,960 --> 01:10:43,960
utilities for the power Mac.

2711
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:45,060
Plus the do's and don'ts of

2712
01:10:45,060 --> 01:10:45,960
memory upgrades.

2713
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:46,960
A look behind the scenes at 10.

2714
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:50,180
That's a real real situation

2715
01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:51,960
right there.

2716
01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:54,350
I've never had the privilege or

2717
01:10:54,350 --> 01:10:56,850
the honor of having a situation

2718
01:10:56,850 --> 01:10:57,960
like this.

2719
01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:59,400
Where it's a thing dreams are

2720
01:10:59,400 --> 01:10:59,960
made of.

2721
01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:01,960
From the headset.

2722
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:02,960
The microphone.

2723
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,600
The white shirt tucked into the

2724
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:06,960
blue denims.

2725
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:08,960
Sockless in Seattle.

2726
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,380
With soft leathery slip on

2727
01:11:11,380 --> 01:11:12,960
shoes as well.

2728
01:11:12,960 --> 01:11:14,140
And a coffee mug in the

2729
01:11:14,140 --> 01:11:14,960
background.

2730
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:16,960
Post-its to beat the band.

2731
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:17,960
Dual monitors.

2732
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:19,960
Two different setups.

2733
01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:21,960
Telephone tech support.

2734
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:23,300
We'll meet a computer doctor

2735
01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:23,960
who makes.

2736
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:24,960
Brilliant stuff.

2737
01:11:24,960 --> 01:11:26,960
You've got a man standing at

2738
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:27,960
your door.

2739
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:28,960
You've got Daniel O'Donnell.

2740
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,960
Standing at your fucking door.

2741
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,960
Like this.

2742
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:32,960
As you're opening it.

2743
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,960
Looking down to the ground look.

2744
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:36,960
Wow.

2745
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,960
The original DoD.

2746
01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:41,520
We'll meet a computer doctor

2747
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:42,960
who makes house calls.

2748
01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:43,960
I'm here.

2749
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:44,960
I'm here.

2750
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:45,960
Is everything okay?

2751
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:46,960
I'm the doctor.

2752
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:47,960
I'm here for your computer.

2753
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:48,960
He makes house calls.

2754
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:51,860
In the scenes at telephone tech

2755
01:11:51,860 --> 01:11:52,960
support.

2756
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:53,990
We'll meet a computer doctor

2757
01:11:53,990 --> 01:11:54,960
who makes house calls.

2758
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:56,180
All this plus where to find

2759
01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:56,960
help online.

2760
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:58,960
This week's computer news.

2761
01:11:58,960 --> 01:11:59,960
My pick of the week.

2762
01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:01,250
Coming up next on the computer

2763
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:01,960
chronicles.

2764
01:12:01,960 --> 01:12:02,960
Yes.

2765
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:03,960
Feels good right?

2766
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:04,960
Can you feel it?

2767
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:06,960
Yes sir.

2768
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:08,960
Look at the studio is packed.

2769
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:10,970
He's gonna fucking start off

2770
01:12:10,970 --> 01:12:11,960
over there.

2771
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:12,960
He's got his clipboard.

2772
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:13,580
You know he's always got his

2773
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:13,960
clipboard.

2774
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:15,680
He's gonna walk right over to

2775
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:17,430
the fucking mixing unit over

2776
01:12:17,430 --> 01:12:17,960
here.

2777
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:18,960
Who's this?

2778
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,530
I've never seen this situation

2779
01:12:20,530 --> 01:12:21,960
where you've got the dog leg.

2780
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:23,590
And then someone standing

2781
01:12:23,590 --> 01:12:24,960
behind the dog leg.

2782
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:26,940
And I've never seen Acer

2783
01:12:26,940 --> 01:12:28,960
sponsoring the show.

2784
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:30,960
By Acer America.

2785
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:31,850
Proud supporters of

2786
01:12:31,850 --> 01:12:32,960
intelligence program.

2787
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:33,960
Feels good to be back.

2788
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:34,960
Computer or otherwise.

2789
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:35,960
Feels good to be back.

2790
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:36,370
Additional funding from the

2791
01:12:36,370 --> 01:12:36,960
software publishing association.

2792
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:37,960
We're not even gonna get.

2793
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:38,960
That was just.

2794
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:39,960
That was just a tease.

2795
01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:40,550
Thank you very much horses on

2796
01:12:40,550 --> 01:12:40,960
the starlight.

2797
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:41,340
Providers of educational

2798
01:12:41,340 --> 01:12:41,700
materials to help manage

2799
01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:41,960
software.

2800
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:42,960
Don't copy that plot.

2801
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:43,600
Hi and welcome to the computer

2802
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:43,960
chronicles.

2803
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:44,960
I'm Stuart Chiffey.

2804
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,570
When Dan Gookin got the idea to

2805
01:12:46,570 --> 01:12:48,560
write a book called Das for Dummies,

2806
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:49,960
it somehow rang true.

2807
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:53,180
We all felt a little bit dumb

2808
01:12:53,180 --> 01:12:56,960
battling the mysteries of Das.

2809
01:12:56,960 --> 01:12:58,260
Now Dan is back with a new book

2810
01:12:58,260 --> 01:12:59,740
on Windows 95 and Dan is here

2811
01:12:59,740 --> 01:13:00,960
to help us solve some.

2812
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,960
What a Das.

2813
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:03,840
- The idea to write a book

2814
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:04,200
called - Guken.

2815
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:05,710
- Das for Dummies, it somehow

2816
01:13:05,710 --> 01:13:06,420
rang true.

2817
01:13:06,420 --> 01:13:08,200
We all felt a little bit dumb

2818
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,180
battling the mysteries of Das.

2819
01:13:10,180 --> 01:13:11,860
Now Dan is back with a new book

2820
01:13:11,860 --> 01:13:12,920
on Windows 95,

2821
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,200
and Dan is here to help us

2822
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:14,820
solve some--

2823
01:13:14,820 --> 01:13:15,660
- What a Das.

2824
01:13:15,660 --> 01:13:17,150
- Critical PC problems, welcome

2825
01:13:17,150 --> 01:13:17,520
Dan.

2826
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:18,900
Guess this is the new book,

2827
01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:19,540
Real Life--

2828
01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:21,080
- Enter the Gukensphere.

2829
01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:23,040
- Windows 95, for all of us who

2830
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:23,200
are trying

2831
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,040
to figure that one out.

2832
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:24,880
- In real life.

2833
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:25,720
- In real life.

2834
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:26,540
- All right, let's talk about

2835
01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:27,080
some base five.

2836
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:28,190
- Figure that one out, thank

2837
01:13:28,190 --> 01:13:29,840
you very much, Two-Headed Cow.

2838
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:32,140
Two-Headed Cow.

2839
01:13:32,140 --> 01:13:34,120
- New Good Vibes, thank you

2840
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:35,140
very much.

2841
01:13:35,140 --> 01:13:35,910
- For all of us who are trying

2842
01:13:35,910 --> 01:13:36,680
to figure that one out.

2843
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,260
- In real life. - In real life.

2844
01:13:38,260 --> 01:13:39,100
All right, let's talk about

2845
01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:39,520
some basic--

2846
01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,200
- Going to a-- - of the typical

2847
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:40,600
PC changer.

2848
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,750
- New Good Vibes, going to a

2849
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:42,980
house party tomorrow night

2850
01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:45,070
where my very long-term crush

2851
01:13:45,070 --> 01:13:46,960
will also be in attendance.

2852
01:13:48,180 --> 01:13:49,270
Our Stu's dulcet tones are

2853
01:13:49,270 --> 01:13:50,900
keeping me in check

2854
01:13:50,900 --> 01:13:52,450
from going off my rocker with

2855
01:13:52,450 --> 01:13:52,980
nerves.

2856
01:13:52,980 --> 01:13:54,260
What a man, and I tell you,

2857
01:13:54,260 --> 01:13:56,140
there's no better man to study

2858
01:13:56,140 --> 01:13:57,890
before going into a hot

2859
01:13:57,890 --> 01:13:59,200
environment.

2860
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:00,780
Whether it's business or

2861
01:14:00,780 --> 01:14:01,560
romance.

2862
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:03,560
- Stu is your man.

2863
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:06,690
- The first one is, you turn

2864
01:14:06,690 --> 01:14:08,940
the computer on.

2865
01:14:08,940 --> 01:14:09,900
All right, let's talk about

2866
01:14:09,900 --> 01:14:10,940
some basic, simple problems

2867
01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:12,280
that a typical PC user has.

2868
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:13,440
The first one is, you turn the

2869
01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:14,100
computer on.

2870
01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:15,200
It doesn't boot, nothing

2871
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:15,680
happens.

2872
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:16,520
What do I do?

2873
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,010
- Well, there's a lot of

2874
01:14:17,010 --> 01:14:17,440
different things

2875
01:14:17,440 --> 01:14:18,870
that can always happen as it is

2876
01:14:18,870 --> 01:14:19,860
with a computer.

2877
01:14:19,860 --> 01:14:21,390
Stupid as it sounds, check to

2878
01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:22,740
see if it's plugged in.

2879
01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:23,610
I mean, look, we have here a

2880
01:14:23,610 --> 01:14:24,620
seemingly dead computer.

2881
01:14:24,620 --> 01:14:25,560
We could be pounding on the

2882
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:26,100
keyboard.

2883
01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:27,340
What's going on now? - Seemingly,

2884
01:14:27,340 --> 01:14:28,180
but you know it's not,

2885
01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:29,400
because the Gookin sphere is

2886
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:31,180
going to tell you what's wrong

2887
01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:31,180
with it.

2888
01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:32,560
Thank you very much, Joey the Lips.

2889
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:33,850
- Let's check maybe the monitor's

2890
01:14:33,850 --> 01:14:34,560
not turned on.

2891
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:36,040
So you punch on the monitor

2892
01:14:36,040 --> 01:14:37,560
button and you hear a buzz

2893
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:38,580
and pretty soon the monitor

2894
01:14:38,580 --> 01:14:39,060
comes up.

2895
01:14:39,060 --> 01:14:40,070
Check all your plugs, check

2896
01:14:40,070 --> 01:14:41,150
everything, make sure that it's

2897
01:14:41,150 --> 01:14:41,560
working.

2898
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,440
- This is at the dummies level.

2899
01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:43,060
- Check your plugs.

2900
01:14:43,060 --> 01:14:44,220
- Well, this is at any level. I

2901
01:14:44,220 --> 01:14:45,060
mean, everyone's check

2902
01:14:45,060 --> 01:14:46,150
everything, make sure that it's

2903
01:14:46,150 --> 01:14:46,560
working.

2904
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:47,560
- This is at the dummies level.

2905
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:49,560
- Well, this is at any level.

2906
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:51,280
Look at the smile and the

2907
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:53,560
rapport and the eye contact.

2908
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,660
That's just like communication

2909
01:14:55,660 --> 01:14:56,560
101.

2910
01:14:56,560 --> 01:14:57,990
Anyone can learn a thing or two

2911
01:14:57,990 --> 01:14:59,510
about a thing or two from this,

2912
01:14:59,510 --> 01:14:59,940
man.

2913
01:14:59,940 --> 01:15:00,900
- At any level. I mean,

2914
01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:01,940
everyone's done this.

2915
01:15:01,940 --> 01:15:02,860
And another thing is your

2916
01:15:02,860 --> 01:15:04,050
screen saver. Occasionally a

2917
01:15:04,050 --> 01:15:04,940
screen made blank.

2918
01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:06,330
In that case, you know, press a

2919
01:15:06,330 --> 01:15:07,940
few keys, move the mouse around.

2920
01:15:07,940 --> 01:15:08,940
- Yeah. - There it comes.

2921
01:15:08,940 --> 01:15:10,110
- All right, speaking of the

2922
01:15:10,110 --> 01:15:11,180
mouse, sometimes all of a

2923
01:15:11,180 --> 01:15:12,440
sudden my mouse is frozen.

2924
01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:13,630
I move the mouse, cursor won't

2925
01:15:13,630 --> 01:15:14,560
move. What do I do?

2926
01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:15,500
- This could be a number of

2927
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:16,560
things. - What do I do?

2928
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:17,680
Usually when the mouse is

2929
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,080
frozen, it probably means the

2930
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:20,100
computer has died.

2931
01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:21,380
And the first thing you should

2932
01:15:21,380 --> 01:15:23,480
probably try is to press Ctrl-Alt-Delete,

2933
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:24,920
which is the safe way to reset

2934
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:25,940
your computer.

2935
01:15:25,940 --> 01:15:27,140
- Just check your mouse is

2936
01:15:27,140 --> 01:15:28,670
plugged in. - Computer, when

2937
01:15:28,670 --> 01:15:29,940
you do a Ctrl-Alt-Delete in

2938
01:15:29,940 --> 01:15:32,100
Windows, it'll come up with a

2939
01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:33,800
little window there that'll

2940
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:34,760
tell you something's not

2941
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:35,440
responding.

2942
01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,420
You'll see a message in, or it'll

2943
01:15:37,420 --> 01:15:39,640
say in Windows 3.1, the system

2944
01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:41,440
is dead. Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete

2945
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,180
again or press Enter or Escape.

2946
01:15:43,180 --> 01:15:44,260
But generally, it will tell you

2947
01:15:44,260 --> 01:15:45,310
what to do. But at that point,

2948
01:15:45,310 --> 01:15:46,130
pretty much when the mouse

2949
01:15:46,130 --> 01:15:47,290
cursor's dead, you've got a

2950
01:15:47,290 --> 01:15:48,310
problem. - It's a mini crash

2951
01:15:48,310 --> 01:15:49,150
reset. - You've got a problem.

2952
01:15:49,150 --> 01:15:49,720
Yeah, you've got to reset.

2953
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:51,760
Okay. Smee or somebody else

2954
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:54,060
accidentally deletes a fire.

2955
01:15:54,060 --> 01:15:56,770
Smee from Hook. Bob Hoskins. Is

2956
01:15:56,770 --> 01:15:58,400
that who he's referring to

2957
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:00,790
there? I think Hook had been

2958
01:16:00,790 --> 01:16:02,710
released by now. Maybe you just

2959
01:16:02,710 --> 01:16:04,470
watched Hook before coming in

2960
01:16:04,470 --> 01:16:06,020
and he still has Smee on the

2961
01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:06,680
brain.

2962
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:07,820
Tell you what to do. But at

2963
01:16:07,820 --> 01:16:08,710
that point, pretty much when

2964
01:16:08,710 --> 01:16:09,900
the mouse cursor's dead, you've

2965
01:16:09,900 --> 01:16:10,910
got a problem. - It's a mini

2966
01:16:10,910 --> 01:16:12,140
crash reset. - Yeah, you've got

2967
01:16:12,140 --> 01:16:12,740
to reset.

2968
01:16:12,740 --> 01:16:15,610
Okay, me or somebody else

2969
01:16:15,610 --> 01:16:17,000
accidentally deletes a file.

2970
01:16:17,100 --> 01:16:21,020
I remember in Dustin Hoffman as

2971
01:16:21,020 --> 01:16:21,600
Huck,

2972
01:16:22,300 --> 01:16:25,020
putting people into the boo box.

2973
01:16:26,020 --> 01:16:26,940
And it used to frighten me as a

2974
01:16:26,940 --> 01:16:28,740
kid watching that film.

2975
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:30,110
I was thinking, I never want to

2976
01:16:30,110 --> 01:16:31,560
end up in the fucking boo box.

2977
01:16:32,140 --> 01:16:33,080
I didn't mean to do that. Can I

2978
01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:33,500
recover?

2979
01:16:33,740 --> 01:16:35,220
Well, the safest way to recover

2980
01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:36,620
is with Windows 95,

2981
01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:37,750
if I can just demonstrate right

2982
01:16:37,750 --> 01:16:38,100
here.

2983
01:16:38,540 --> 01:16:39,330
When you delete a file in

2984
01:16:39,330 --> 01:16:41,120
Windows 95, you drag it over.

2985
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:42,520
It's giving me answers and fast.

2986
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:44,800
Now this is my ass on the line.

2987
01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:46,960
Thank you very much, Noel.

2988
01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:48,190
I'll check your link in a

2989
01:16:48,190 --> 01:16:49,280
minute, in a bit.

2990
01:16:49,460 --> 01:16:50,680
I just, it looks good. It looks

2991
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:51,060
good.

2992
01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:52,980
I'll review, I will review all

2993
01:16:52,980 --> 01:16:54,930
the, if there's links sent and

2994
01:16:54,930 --> 01:16:56,360
that kind of stuff.

2995
01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:57,240
But thank you very much.

2996
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:58,050
We just need to keep the show

2997
01:16:58,050 --> 01:16:58,480
on the road.

2998
01:16:58,560 --> 01:16:59,400
It's been an hour and 15.

2999
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:00,400
We're only fucking three

3000
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:01,620
minutes into the episode.

3001
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:03,600
Been some good stuff prior to

3002
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:04,120
this.

3003
01:17:04,460 --> 01:17:06,540
That's, it's been nice as well.

3004
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:07,860
We need to watch this.

3005
01:17:07,860 --> 01:17:09,020
Yeah, which is not the...

3006
01:17:09,020 --> 01:17:10,320
Somebody who's got a hot date

3007
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:11,300
tomorrow as well.

3008
01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:14,360
He needs to be calm as a

3009
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:16,160
fucking breeze.

3010
01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:17,320
Crash can. It's a recycle bin.

3011
01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:17,880
I'm sorry, Bill.

3012
01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:18,660
It really doesn't delete it.

3013
01:17:18,660 --> 01:17:19,590
It doesn't delete it. It puts

3014
01:17:19,590 --> 01:17:20,080
it in there.

3015
01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:21,060
So if you want it back, you

3016
01:17:21,060 --> 01:17:22,100
open up the recycle bin.

3017
01:17:22,180 --> 01:17:22,760
There it is.

3018
01:17:22,860 --> 01:17:23,460
You click on it.

3019
01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:25,090
You choose file, restore from

3020
01:17:25,090 --> 01:17:26,410
the menu, and it puts it right

3021
01:17:26,410 --> 01:17:26,740
back.

3022
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,320
One of the most common problems

3023
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:28,780
I hear.

3024
01:17:28,860 --> 01:17:30,200
When I got my computer, it was

3025
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:30,800
so fast.

3026
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:31,560
I clicked on something, it

3027
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:31,980
happened.

3028
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:33,590
And for some reason, it takes

3029
01:17:33,590 --> 01:17:34,260
forever.

3030
01:17:34,460 --> 01:17:35,140
Oh, slow.

3031
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:36,280
Because when you first got your

3032
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:37,310
computer, it didn't have any

3033
01:17:37,310 --> 01:17:37,980
programs on it.

3034
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:39,810
You start adding these programs,

3035
01:17:39,810 --> 01:17:41,100
you start creating data.

3036
01:17:41,340 --> 01:17:42,230
The disk drive is going to get

3037
01:17:42,230 --> 01:17:42,620
full.

3038
01:17:42,720 --> 01:17:43,880
There's a few tricks you can do.

3039
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:45,270
One is to defragment the hard

3040
01:17:45,270 --> 01:17:45,720
drive.

3041
01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:47,120
Defragment disk.

3042
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:47,180
Defragment disk.

3043
01:17:47,540 --> 01:17:48,480
But it can be done on Windows.

3044
01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:48,920
Fuck that.

3045
01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:49,620
All versions.

3046
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:50,720
It can be done on DOS.

3047
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:52,800
Uninstall after dark and all

3048
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:54,910
the other crap that you put on

3049
01:17:54,910 --> 01:17:55,440
it.

3050
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,360
You defragment your hard drive.

3051
01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:58,320
It's going to clean up a lot of

3052
01:17:58,320 --> 01:17:58,700
stuff.

3053
01:17:58,900 --> 01:17:59,630
It's not going to remove

3054
01:17:59,630 --> 01:18:01,020
programs from your hard drive.

3055
01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:02,070
It's just going to rearrange

3056
01:18:02,070 --> 01:18:03,040
them in a faster order.

3057
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:04,520
You can also buy more memory, a

3058
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:05,830
faster hard drive, or a new

3059
01:18:05,830 --> 01:18:06,600
computer.

3060
01:18:07,100 --> 01:18:15,440
I like that.

3061
01:18:15,540 --> 01:18:17,860
That was like kind of a golf

3062
01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:18,640
ball.

3063
01:18:18,740 --> 01:18:21,000
Like his head was a sports ball.

3064
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:22,670
And he used his shoulders to

3065
01:18:22,670 --> 01:18:24,500
just fucking bounce the ball

3066
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:26,200
around to make the point.

3067
01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:27,790
You can also buy more memory, a

3068
01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:29,200
faster hard drive, or a new

3069
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:29,980
computer.

3070
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:30,740
All right.

3071
01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:32,940
A common one.

3072
01:18:32,940 --> 01:18:34,520
I put my floppy disk in, and I

3073
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:35,960
can't get it back out.

3074
01:18:36,020 --> 01:18:36,440
What do I do?

3075
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:37,360
Generally, that's pretty

3076
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:37,820
confusing.

3077
01:18:38,060 --> 01:18:39,570
I think Stu even was a little

3078
01:18:39,570 --> 01:18:41,780
bit unsure about that last one.

3079
01:18:41,880 --> 01:18:42,820
Playing for time, Stu.

3080
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:43,640
And you can see.

3081
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:44,790
Put my floppy disk in, and I

3082
01:18:44,790 --> 01:18:45,860
can't get it back out.

3083
01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:47,280
You can see because look at the

3084
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:49,020
little look he gives after that.

3085
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:51,300
He doesn't have full confidence

3086
01:18:51,300 --> 01:18:52,340
in this bit.

3087
01:18:52,420 --> 01:18:52,980
Watch the eyes.

3088
01:18:53,060 --> 01:18:53,640
It's all in the eyes.

3089
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:54,500
There we go.

3090
01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:57,500
That's pretty confusing.

3091
01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:58,460
If you put it in and you can't

3092
01:18:58,460 --> 01:18:59,530
get it out, you probably didn't

3093
01:18:59,530 --> 01:19:00,560
put it into a disk drive slot.

3094
01:19:00,660 --> 01:19:01,370
You probably put it into

3095
01:19:01,370 --> 01:19:02,360
another slot somewhere on the

3096
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:02,860
computer.

3097
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:04,590
And you should try to either yank

3098
01:19:04,590 --> 01:19:05,140
it out.

3099
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:06,530
If you can't yank it out,

3100
01:19:06,530 --> 01:19:07,760
sometimes you have to take out

3101
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:08,940
the whole computer.

3102
01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:09,780
You have to take the whole

3103
01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:10,800
thing apart to stick it out.

3104
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:11,460
That happens a lot.

3105
01:19:11,540 --> 01:19:13,000
If that does happen, take a

3106
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,670
little piece of tape and put it

3107
01:19:14,670 --> 01:19:15,960
over the part where you

3108
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,980
accidentally put the disk in.

3109
01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:18,940
Put the tape over that.

3110
01:19:18,940 --> 01:19:19,100
Yeah?

3111
01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:20,340
So you don't do it again.

3112
01:19:20,420 --> 01:19:21,340
Yeah, and you can't put those

3113
01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:22,220
disks in the wrong way.

3114
01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:23,080
They will not go in.

3115
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:24,020
So if you've stuffed it in

3116
01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,230
there some way, you're going to

3117
01:19:25,230 --> 01:19:26,360
need professional help to get

3118
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:26,840
it out.

3119
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:27,480
Nice.

3120
01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:29,370
A little giggle there as well

3121
01:19:29,370 --> 01:19:30,520
from your man.

3122
01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:31,720
I mean, who would have done

3123
01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:32,120
that?

3124
01:19:32,180 --> 01:19:33,680
Putting a fucking floppy disk

3125
01:19:33,680 --> 01:19:34,940
into a CD-ROM drive.

3126
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:36,460
I can't hear that.

3127
01:19:36,580 --> 01:19:38,320
They're saying it happens a lot.

3128
01:19:38,420 --> 01:19:39,970
But I mean, that's silly stuff,

3129
01:19:39,970 --> 01:19:40,600
isn't it?

3130
01:19:40,660 --> 01:19:40,860
Thank you.

3131
01:19:41,220 --> 01:19:42,830
Miss Kate Fieldhouse, thank you

3132
01:19:42,830 --> 01:19:43,800
very much there.

3133
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:45,580
Listen to the giggle here.

3134
01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:46,160
A lot go in.

3135
01:19:46,220 --> 01:19:47,100
So if you've stuffed it in

3136
01:19:47,100 --> 01:19:48,290
there some way, you're going to

3137
01:19:48,290 --> 01:19:49,420
need professional help to get

3138
01:19:49,420 --> 01:19:49,880
it out.

3139
01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:51,600
I spilled my coffee on my

3140
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:52,600
keyboard.

3141
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:53,500
Am I dead?

3142
01:19:53,740 --> 01:19:54,520
No, you're not dead.

3143
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:55,460
First thing you should do when

3144
01:19:55,460 --> 01:19:56,450
you do that, my advice, is just

3145
01:19:56,450 --> 01:19:57,420
to turn off the computer.

3146
01:19:57,820 --> 01:19:58,570
Whack off the off switch, which

3147
01:19:58,570 --> 01:19:59,420
I don't recommend doing

3148
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:00,000
otherwise.

3149
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,230
Yes, people are saying that

3150
01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:02,640
maybe toddlers or kids do it.

3151
01:20:02,660 --> 01:20:04,080
They shouldn't be allowed the

3152
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:04,980
tech or near the tech.

3153
01:20:05,580 --> 01:20:08,090
I fucking put toast in the VCR

3154
01:20:08,090 --> 01:20:09,280
as a kid.

3155
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,170
So it just goes to show you,

3156
01:20:11,170 --> 01:20:12,270
just don't let them near

3157
01:20:12,270 --> 01:20:13,080
fucking tech.

3158
01:20:13,660 --> 01:20:14,990
I think I remember trying to

3159
01:20:14,990 --> 01:20:16,640
see, I was going to see a

3160
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,900
visual representation of toast

3161
01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:19,340
on TV

3162
01:20:19,340 --> 01:20:20,670
by putting it into the video

3163
01:20:20,670 --> 01:20:21,240
player.

3164
01:20:21,620 --> 01:20:23,000
And it was only when they got

3165
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,780
the fella to fix the fucking

3166
01:20:24,780 --> 01:20:26,720
thing that they found toast in

3167
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:27,180
it.

3168
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:29,520
And I didn't get a bollockin.

3169
01:20:29,780 --> 01:20:31,150
Because I still hadn't reached

3170
01:20:31,150 --> 01:20:32,670
the age where I was ready for a

3171
01:20:32,670 --> 01:20:33,500
bollockin.

3172
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:34,620
They just laughed it off at the

3173
01:20:34,620 --> 01:20:34,980
time.

3174
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:38,080
But I mean, you know.

3175
01:20:38,620 --> 01:20:40,260
This is expensive shit.

3176
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,140
You can't afford to fuck around.

3177
01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:43,590
How would a kid even get up to

3178
01:20:43,590 --> 01:20:45,360
that level on the desk as well?

3179
01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:46,780
The VCR is down near the floor.

3180
01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:47,920
That's understandable.

3181
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,140
My advice is just to turn off

3182
01:20:49,140 --> 01:20:49,800
the computer.

3183
01:20:50,180 --> 01:20:50,990
Whack off the off switch, which

3184
01:20:50,990 --> 01:20:51,870
I don't recommend doing

3185
01:20:51,870 --> 01:20:52,460
otherwise.

3186
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:53,670
But you don't want to unplug

3187
01:20:53,670 --> 01:20:55,120
the keyboard while the computer

3188
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:55,860
is still on.

3189
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,180
So you turn off the computer,

3190
01:20:57,180 --> 01:20:58,560
unplug the keyboard, let the

3191
01:20:58,560 --> 01:20:59,680
keyboard sit a while.

3192
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:00,740
Now there's some people who say

3193
01:21:00,740 --> 01:21:01,670
you can give your keyboard a

3194
01:21:01,670 --> 01:21:02,040
bath.

3195
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:03,820
Literally, you can take it into

3196
01:21:03,820 --> 01:21:05,390
a tub of hot or lukewarm water

3197
01:21:05,390 --> 01:21:06,760
with soap and let it sit in

3198
01:21:06,760 --> 01:21:07,440
there.

3199
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:08,160
Then drain it.

3200
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:09,180
And what an end it all.

3201
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:10,110
There's also professional

3202
01:21:10,110 --> 01:21:11,110
cleaning stuff you can get for

3203
01:21:11,110 --> 01:21:11,720
the keyboard.

3204
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:12,220
You can take it to.

3205
01:21:12,340 --> 01:21:13,300
I'm just going to take the

3206
01:21:13,300 --> 01:21:14,480
computer into the bath.

3207
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:16,100
I'll be a bit longer there in

3208
01:21:16,100 --> 01:21:17,140
the bathroom.

3209
01:21:17,940 --> 01:21:18,710
And yeah, it's plugged in and

3210
01:21:18,710 --> 01:21:19,500
everything.

3211
01:21:19,780 --> 01:21:20,340
Computer dock.

3212
01:21:20,560 --> 01:21:21,550
Finally, if I have a laptop, is

3213
01:21:21,550 --> 01:21:22,290
there any hope in really

3214
01:21:22,290 --> 01:21:23,370
getting inside there and trying

3215
01:21:23,370 --> 01:21:23,860
to fix it?

3216
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:25,500
Special tool for laptops.

3217
01:21:26,260 --> 01:21:26,840
Kill it.

3218
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:29,560
Actually, speaking honestly.

3219
01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:32,400
A new stew sound bite has hit

3220
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:34,820
the fucking stream.

3221
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:35,720
Tops.

3222
01:21:36,420 --> 01:21:37,020
Kill it.

3223
01:21:37,300 --> 01:21:38,730
Actually, speaking honestly,

3224
01:21:38,730 --> 01:21:40,160
laptops generally when

3225
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:41,460
something goes wrong at them,

3226
01:21:41,460 --> 01:21:42,260
they're so.

3227
01:21:42,420 --> 01:21:43,300
Hey, it's a good.

3228
01:21:43,480 --> 01:21:44,530
So far, there's some nice stuff

3229
01:21:44,530 --> 01:21:45,140
in this one.

3230
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:46,240
I thought it was going to be

3231
01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:47,660
very slow, languid, morose.

3232
01:21:48,260 --> 01:21:49,160
Some nice stuff in it.

3233
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,300
Minute and so well put together.

3234
01:21:50,660 --> 01:21:51,540
Just buy a new laptop.

3235
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:52,760
Dan, thank you very much.

3236
01:21:52,860 --> 01:21:53,000
Thank you.

3237
01:21:53,040 --> 01:21:53,280
All right.

3238
01:21:53,320 --> 01:21:54,630
Usually when you have computer

3239
01:21:54,630 --> 01:21:56,200
troubles, you call tech support.

3240
01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:57,480
Or at least you tried to.

3241
01:21:57,480 --> 01:21:58,920
What is really going on on the

3242
01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:00,360
other side of the phone while

3243
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:01,800
you are sitting on hold?

3244
01:22:02,180 --> 01:22:03,300
We'll show you right now as we

3245
01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:04,770
pay a visit to the tech support

3246
01:22:04,770 --> 01:22:06,600
service department at Claris.

3247
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:09,360
Oh, beautiful.

3248
01:22:10,260 --> 01:22:12,410
So many of these ponytails from

3249
01:22:12,410 --> 01:22:14,360
this era as well.

3250
01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:15,660
They just couldn't let it die.

3251
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:16,660
They couldn't let it go.

3252
01:22:16,960 --> 01:22:19,110
Against all odds, against the

3253
01:22:19,110 --> 01:22:20,980
tide of public opinion.

3254
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:22,790
There were a few who just kept

3255
01:22:22,790 --> 01:22:24,830
it, kept the dream alive, so to

3256
01:22:24,830 --> 01:22:25,520
speak.

3257
01:22:25,940 --> 01:22:27,060
Scott, thank you very much.

3258
01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:28,600
I haven't played Helldivers 2.

3259
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:29,670
I haven't even played the first

3260
01:22:29,670 --> 01:22:30,640
one, but thank you very much

3261
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:31,220
for the tip.

3262
01:22:31,700 --> 01:22:32,360
Might have a look.

3263
01:22:32,420 --> 01:22:33,340
What's going on with this?

3264
01:22:34,340 --> 01:22:37,470
Frame around that computer

3265
01:22:37,470 --> 01:22:38,180
there.

3266
01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:38,780
I'm not sure.

3267
01:22:38,780 --> 01:22:40,500
We pay a visit to the tech

3268
01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:42,760
support service department at

3269
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:43,600
Claris.

3270
01:22:45,780 --> 01:22:47,100
Claris technical support.

3271
01:22:47,240 --> 01:22:47,700
This is Ben Miller.

3272
01:22:47,780 --> 01:22:48,220
Can I help you?

3273
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:49,080
Ben Miller.

3274
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:50,500
At the Claris Corporation in

3275
01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:51,950
Silicon Valley, the technical

3276
01:22:51,950 --> 01:22:53,460
support staff received close to

3277
01:22:53,460 --> 01:22:54,380
3,000 calls.

3278
01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:56,490
I've got a foamy dart that will

3279
01:22:56,490 --> 01:22:58,730
go inside a Nerf gun, where he's

3280
01:22:58,730 --> 01:23:00,650
using it as a self-soothing

3281
01:23:00,650 --> 01:23:02,720
stress relief foam piece,

3282
01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:05,420
whilst talking to God knows how

3283
01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:07,400
many fucking computer klutzes

3284
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:09,680
who are ringing up for help.

3285
01:23:09,780 --> 01:23:11,200
Oh, my fucking... I put a floppy

3286
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:12,500
in the CD drive.

3287
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:14,780
My mouse stops working.

3288
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:15,440
What do I do?

3289
01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:17,620
He must be absolutely right.

3290
01:23:17,620 --> 01:23:18,870
At the Claris Corporation in

3291
01:23:18,870 --> 01:23:20,300
Silicon Valley, the technical

3292
01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:21,660
support staff receive close to

3293
01:23:21,660 --> 01:23:23,680
3,000 calls for help every day,

3294
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:25,880
by telephone, email, and fax.

3295
01:23:26,660 --> 01:23:28,280
Welcome to the Claris Support

3296
01:23:28,280 --> 01:23:29,740
fax answer line.

3297
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:31,370
If you know the number of the

3298
01:23:31,370 --> 01:23:33,380
document you want, please enter

3299
01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:34,640
that number now.

3300
01:23:35,420 --> 01:23:36,030
Some of the callers face

3301
01:23:36,030 --> 01:23:38,030
compatibility problems, either

3302
01:23:38,030 --> 01:23:39,680
in hardware or software.

3303
01:23:40,340 --> 01:23:41,130
But most calls come from people

3304
01:23:41,130 --> 01:23:42,400
who aren't sure...

3305
01:23:42,400 --> 01:23:43,960
He's fucking finished with the

3306
01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:44,360
day.

3307
01:23:44,540 --> 01:23:45,530
He's like, can his day finish

3308
01:23:45,530 --> 01:23:46,300
now, please?

3309
01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:48,400
I'm fucking sick of this.

3310
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:49,680
How to use some part of the

3311
01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:51,220
program, and Claris has refined

3312
01:23:51,220 --> 01:23:52,600
its help services to reflect

3313
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:53,080
that.

3314
01:23:53,860 --> 01:23:55,740
The technology for self-help,

3315
01:23:55,740 --> 01:23:58,230
going into a help system in the

3316
01:23:58,230 --> 01:24:01,580
product or going on to online...

3317
01:24:01,580 --> 01:24:03,180
Like a wolf. Is it hairy wolf?

3318
01:24:03,460 --> 01:24:04,640
And using the same tools we do

3319
01:24:04,640 --> 01:24:05,800
within our own support

3320
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:07,580
organization, like the

3321
01:24:07,580 --> 01:24:09,270
databases we use are the same

3322
01:24:09,270 --> 01:24:10,650
ones on the online services

3323
01:24:10,650 --> 01:24:11,490
that we would use when we're

3324
01:24:11,490 --> 01:24:12,300
answering the phone.

3325
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:13,760
And you can access that 24

3326
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:15,340
hours a day anytime you want to.

3327
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:16,750
So you've kind of got an expert

3328
01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:17,700
at your fingertips.

3329
01:24:18,820 --> 01:24:22,860
And he's hungry like the wolf.

3330
01:24:27,660 --> 01:24:28,720
Anytime you want to.

3331
01:24:28,820 --> 01:24:29,980
So you've kind of got an expert

3332
01:24:29,980 --> 01:24:31,020
at your fingertips.

3333
01:24:32,100 --> 01:24:32,650
Subscribers to the company's

3334
01:24:32,650 --> 01:24:34,240
extended support services

3335
01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:35,880
receive a membership card.

3336
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:36,700
The Claris card.

3337
01:24:36,700 --> 01:24:38,320
He's on the helpline.

3338
01:24:38,580 --> 01:24:40,180
He's taking your calls.

3339
01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:44,260
And he's hungry like the wolf.

3340
01:24:44,260 --> 01:24:44,820
Tips.

3341
01:24:48,220 --> 01:24:47,300
Subscribers to the company's

3342
01:24:47,300 --> 01:24:49,620
extended support services

3343
01:24:49,620 --> 01:24:52,630
receive a membership card, a CD-ROM

3344
01:24:52,630 --> 01:24:54,160
with the same database as used

3345
01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:55,630
by the support staff, and a

3346
01:24:55,630 --> 01:24:57,120
quarterly newsletter.

3347
01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:57,900
All right.

3348
01:24:57,900 --> 01:24:59,440
So the last closure you made

3349
01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:00,540
was a hard close.

3350
01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:03,560
When someone's doing that with

3351
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:05,890
their fucking, their forefingers

3352
01:25:05,890 --> 01:25:07,160
and their thumb.

3353
01:25:07,860 --> 01:25:09,010
That's a real fucking tough

3354
01:25:09,010 --> 01:25:11,080
ball that he's being dealt.

3355
01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:13,420
But he's handling it with nice,

3356
01:25:13,420 --> 01:25:15,760
you know, familiarity and he's

3357
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:17,840
being helpful and stuff.

3358
01:25:17,900 --> 01:25:19,470
He's not fucking taking a tone

3359
01:25:19,470 --> 01:25:20,840
of aggression.

3360
01:25:21,820 --> 01:25:23,250
Andy the wolf, thank you very

3361
01:25:23,250 --> 01:25:23,680
much.

3362
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,140
And a quarterly newsletter.

3363
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:25,960
All right.

3364
01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:27,370
So if the last closure you made

3365
01:25:27,370 --> 01:25:28,840
was a hard close, the next time

3366
01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:30,400
it closes automatically, it's

3367
01:25:30,400 --> 01:25:31,800
going to be a hard close.

3368
01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:33,890
While 60% of Claris customers

3369
01:25:33,890 --> 01:25:35,640
use the telephone helpline,

3370
01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:37,210
many rely on the company's

3371
01:25:37,210 --> 01:25:39,410
message board, email, and faxback

3372
01:25:39,410 --> 01:25:40,220
system.

3373
01:25:41,100 --> 01:25:41,570
Claris programs contain a

3374
01:25:41,570 --> 01:25:43,120
resource directory to point

3375
01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:44,100
users to the kinds of

3376
01:25:44,100 --> 01:25:45,540
assistance available.

3377
01:25:46,100 --> 01:25:46,860
But the company is quick to

3378
01:25:46,860 --> 01:25:48,120
point out that it doesn't

3379
01:25:48,120 --> 01:25:49,680
expect users to tear their hair

3380
01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:51,160
out looking for answers.

3381
01:25:51,740 --> 01:25:53,300
It may sound paradoxical, but

3382
01:25:53,300 --> 01:25:54,860
we have some people calling who

3383
01:25:54,860 --> 01:25:56,140
said, I have been working on

3384
01:25:56,140 --> 01:25:57,390
this for three days and I can't

3385
01:25:57,390 --> 01:25:58,240
figure this out.

3386
01:25:58,660 --> 01:25:59,800
Well, why did you do that?

3387
01:26:00,060 --> 01:26:00,920
Why don't you just call us and

3388
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:02,110
we'll say, well, oh, it's in

3389
01:26:02,110 --> 01:26:02,720
the box.

3390
01:26:02,780 --> 01:26:03,260
Here you go.

3391
01:26:03,540 --> 01:26:06,340
And we don't frustrate yourself.

3392
01:26:06,780 --> 01:26:07,400
Look there.

3393
01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:08,840
If you see it, use it.

3394
01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:10,820
If you don't, call us and we'll

3395
01:26:10,820 --> 01:26:12,670
either point you to it or help

3396
01:26:12,670 --> 01:26:14,530
you with it or help you figure

3397
01:26:14,530 --> 01:26:15,900
out how to do it.

3398
01:26:16,700 --> 01:26:18,050
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm

3399
01:26:18,050 --> 01:26:19,240
Giles Bateman.

3400
01:26:19,940 --> 01:26:22,480
Wow, what an interesting,

3401
01:26:22,480 --> 01:26:25,330
fascinating look into the world

3402
01:26:25,330 --> 01:26:27,740
of computer helplines.

3403
01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:32,210
Something wrong with this

3404
01:26:32,210 --> 01:26:35,500
fucking slider.

3405
01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:37,220
Volume slider only goes up to

3406
01:26:37,220 --> 01:26:37,820
there.

3407
01:26:37,940 --> 01:26:41,380
Is this fucking the new YouTube

3408
01:26:41,380 --> 01:26:43,460
player though?

3409
01:26:43,660 --> 01:26:44,780
Looks like the old one.

3410
01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:46,000
I won't quibble.

3411
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:46,800
I won't quibble.

3412
01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:48,730
If you don't have the patience

3413
01:26:48,730 --> 01:26:50,510
to deal with tech support,

3414
01:26:50,510 --> 01:26:52,440
there is another option.

3415
01:26:52,580 --> 01:26:54,000
Lots of computer problems can

3416
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,380
be solved with diagnostic

3417
01:26:55,380 --> 01:26:56,200
utilities.

3418
01:26:56,460 --> 01:26:57,740
We're going to start out by

3419
01:26:57,740 --> 01:26:59,350
looking at a program called

3420
01:26:59,350 --> 01:27:01,620
First Aid 95 from Cybermedia.

3421
01:27:02,060 --> 01:27:02,810
All right, Sree, let me ask you

3422
01:27:02,810 --> 01:27:03,740
about this program.

3423
01:27:03,900 --> 01:27:04,790
This is not something you

3424
01:27:04,790 --> 01:27:06,050
actually put in after you have

3425
01:27:06,050 --> 01:27:07,290
a problem, but it's software

3426
01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:08,390
you put in before you have a

3427
01:27:08,390 --> 01:27:08,960
problem.

3428
01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:11,880
That's got an outside exterior

3429
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:14,700
flap on the box, which I would

3430
01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:17,880
guess has a Velcro connection

3431
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:19,020
point there.

3432
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:21,140
Just spitballing here.

3433
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:22,350
It's not something you actually

3434
01:27:22,350 --> 01:27:23,490
put in after you have a problem,

3435
01:27:23,490 --> 01:27:24,510
but it's software you put in

3436
01:27:24,510 --> 01:27:25,440
before you have a problem,

3437
01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:25,920
right?

3438
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:26,720
That's correct.

3439
01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:28,230
It's sort of like a doctor on

3440
01:27:28,230 --> 01:27:29,990
call sitting in the background

3441
01:27:29,990 --> 01:27:31,220
of your computer.

3442
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:32,640
It's cybermedia charing.

3443
01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:33,340
So if you have an error message,

3444
01:27:33,340 --> 01:27:34,000
for instance, like this.

3445
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,020
All right, so right now we're

3446
01:27:35,020 --> 01:27:35,720
running Excel.

3447
01:27:35,900 --> 01:27:36,280
We have it.

3448
01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:38,080
And, okay, I've already preloaded

3449
01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:39,160
First Aid 95.

3450
01:27:39,360 --> 01:27:40,080
It's sitting out there looking

3451
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:40,620
for problems.

3452
01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:42,440
And I get this error message.

3453
01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:43,760
So how do I solve this?

3454
01:27:43,980 --> 01:27:45,110
If I didn't have this running,

3455
01:27:45,110 --> 01:27:46,290
I have to go look it up or call

3456
01:27:46,290 --> 01:27:47,520
tech support, right?

3457
01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:47,980
That's right.

3458
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:48,900
All right, what do I do with

3459
01:27:48,900 --> 01:27:49,620
First Aid 95?

3460
01:27:49,900 --> 01:27:51,090
What you do is you bring up

3461
01:27:51,090 --> 01:27:52,980
First Aid, and it diagnoses the

3462
01:27:52,980 --> 01:27:53,780
problem.

3463
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:55,670
It then says exactly what's

3464
01:27:55,670 --> 01:27:56,380
wrong.

3465
01:27:56,380 --> 01:27:57,160
It rules this merger.

3466
01:27:57,320 --> 01:27:58,700
And offers to fix the problem.

3467
01:27:59,060 --> 01:27:59,720
All right, so let's see.

3468
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:00,760
So there's the diagnosis.

3469
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:01,860
It says here is the problem

3470
01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:02,580
description.

3471
01:28:02,980 --> 01:28:04,270
Right, it says that it's not

3472
01:28:04,270 --> 01:28:05,630
able to locate some files that

3473
01:28:05,630 --> 01:28:07,380
are required by the spell checker.

3474
01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:08,510
Okay, and then it says here is

3475
01:28:08,510 --> 01:28:09,960
the solution for those problems.

3476
01:28:11,260 --> 01:28:11,540
All right, so at the bottom I

3477
01:28:11,540 --> 01:28:12,940
see I've got choices.

3478
01:28:13,060 --> 01:28:13,780
I can say I don't really care

3479
01:28:13,780 --> 01:28:14,580
about this problem.

3480
01:28:14,620 --> 01:28:15,160
It's not critical.

3481
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:16,860
Just ignore it when you see it.

3482
01:28:17,700 --> 01:28:18,540
What does Generate Report do

3483
01:28:18,540 --> 01:28:19,120
for me?

3484
01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:20,480
It prints out a report that you

3485
01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:21,860
can save for later use, or you

3486
01:28:21,860 --> 01:28:23,440
can send this to someone else.

3487
01:28:23,440 --> 01:28:24,330
So if somebody else has the

3488
01:28:24,330 --> 01:28:25,380
same problem, I can say here's

3489
01:28:25,380 --> 01:28:26,270
what you do because this is

3490
01:28:26,270 --> 01:28:27,400
what First Aid told me to do.

3491
01:28:27,420 --> 01:28:27,840
That's right.

3492
01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:28,990
All right, and then what's the

3493
01:28:28,990 --> 01:28:30,540
difference in Autofix and ManulFix?

3494
01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:32,230
The Autofix just goes off,

3495
01:28:32,230 --> 01:28:33,580
tries to find the files on your

3496
01:28:33,580 --> 01:28:34,870
hard disk, and fixes the

3497
01:28:34,870 --> 01:28:35,600
problem.

3498
01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:36,240
It's as easy as that.

3499
01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:37,260
So you don't have to know what's

3500
01:28:37,260 --> 01:28:37,680
going on.

3501
01:28:37,680 --> 01:28:38,660
Just say fix it for me.

3502
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:38,820
That's right.

3503
01:28:38,940 --> 01:28:40,120
But if you want to get inside.

3504
01:28:40,340 --> 01:28:41,740
If you want to get inside and

3505
01:28:41,740 --> 01:28:43,670
control the process, the ManulFix

3506
01:28:43,670 --> 01:28:45,620
will let you do it step by step.

3507
01:28:45,900 --> 01:28:46,600
All right, so show me what

3508
01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:48,060
happens if we just click on Autofix.

3509
01:28:49,140 --> 01:28:50,130
It searches for the missing

3510
01:28:50,130 --> 01:28:50,780
file.

3511
01:28:50,780 --> 01:28:51,450
Don't need to fuck around with

3512
01:28:51,450 --> 01:28:51,780
anything.

3513
01:28:51,780 --> 01:28:52,700
Just Autofix.

3514
01:28:53,140 --> 01:28:55,390
And once it's fixed, it turns

3515
01:28:55,390 --> 01:28:57,850
the, it updates it, and that's

3516
01:28:57,850 --> 01:28:58,340
it.

3517
01:28:58,420 --> 01:28:59,060
It's pretty much fixed.

3518
01:28:59,860 --> 01:29:00,670
So I don't really have to know

3519
01:29:00,670 --> 01:29:02,210
a lot except click on Autofix

3520
01:29:02,210 --> 01:29:03,340
most of the time.

3521
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:04,300
All right, this is a little bit

3522
01:29:04,300 --> 01:29:05,420
different from some utility.

3523
01:29:05,420 --> 01:29:06,100
Section done.

3524
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:06,680
Move on.

3525
01:29:07,300 --> 01:29:08,330
These programs, which really do

3526
01:29:08,330 --> 01:29:09,680
just diagnose, they don't

3527
01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:10,460
really fix.

3528
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:10,800
Yes.

3529
01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:11,750
But you're saying this

3530
01:29:11,750 --> 01:29:13,160
diagnosis and fixes the thing.

3531
01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:14,520
Yes, it differs from a lot of

3532
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:15,760
other products that you might

3533
01:29:15,760 --> 01:29:17,590
have heard of also, like Not

3534
01:29:17,590 --> 01:29:19,230
New Duties and other fixed

3535
01:29:19,230 --> 01:29:19,860
products,

3536
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:21,520
in the sense that it focuses on

3537
01:29:21,520 --> 01:29:23,320
software problems, doesn't fix

3538
01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:24,740
hardware or disk-related

3539
01:29:24,740 --> 01:29:25,540
problems.

3540
01:29:25,960 --> 01:29:26,630
And we are finding that

3541
01:29:26,630 --> 01:29:28,140
software problems are the most

3542
01:29:28,140 --> 01:29:29,470
common cause of problems on

3543
01:29:29,470 --> 01:29:31,040
people's computers today.

3544
01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:31,710
Certainly if you're using

3545
01:29:31,710 --> 01:29:32,060
Windows.

3546
01:29:32,220 --> 01:29:32,660
That's right.

3547
01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:34,340
Okay, now another thing that's

3548
01:29:34,340 --> 01:29:35,740
interesting about this is

3549
01:29:35,740 --> 01:29:37,380
sometimes it will anticipate a

3550
01:29:37,380 --> 01:29:38,700
crash before it occurs

3551
01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:40,010
and kind of avoid you from ever

3552
01:29:40,010 --> 01:29:41,270
seeing the crash message in a

3553
01:29:41,270 --> 01:29:42,020
way, right?

3554
01:29:42,140 --> 01:29:42,440
Yes.

3555
01:29:42,580 --> 01:29:43,620
Show me how that works.

3556
01:29:43,740 --> 01:29:45,240
Well, suppose I have disabled

3557
01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:46,890
first aid at this moment, so

3558
01:29:46,890 --> 01:29:48,320
this is what you would normally

3559
01:29:48,320 --> 01:29:49,820
see when you had a crash.

3560
01:29:49,980 --> 01:29:50,540
All right, right.

3561
01:29:50,780 --> 01:29:51,560
And you're likely to...

3562
01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:52,500
And I have a very bad choice

3563
01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:52,960
usually.

3564
01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:54,180
Close or ignore, neither of

3565
01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:55,300
which does much for me.

3566
01:29:55,340 --> 01:29:55,760
That's right.

3567
01:29:55,860 --> 01:29:56,830
You're going to lose your work

3568
01:29:56,830 --> 01:29:57,480
at this point.

3569
01:29:57,740 --> 01:30:00,530
But with first aid being active,

3570
01:30:00,530 --> 01:30:02,950
before the crash happens, it

3571
01:30:02,950 --> 01:30:05,310
actually intercepts it and

3572
01:30:05,310 --> 01:30:07,080
prevents the crash

3573
01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:08,360
and lets you return back to the

3574
01:30:08,360 --> 01:30:09,140
application.

3575
01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:10,170
So I would get your first aid

3576
01:30:10,170 --> 01:30:11,260
message saying it's about to

3577
01:30:11,260 --> 01:30:12,470
crash, do this, and then we'll

3578
01:30:12,470 --> 01:30:13,380
solve the problem?

3579
01:30:13,440 --> 01:30:14,900
Yes, it actually intercepts it

3580
01:30:14,900 --> 01:30:16,260
and says click on autofix.

3581
01:30:16,480 --> 01:30:17,790
I'm going to take you back to

3582
01:30:17,790 --> 01:30:19,410
the point in your application

3583
01:30:19,410 --> 01:30:20,620
before the crash so you can

3584
01:30:20,620 --> 01:30:21,660
save your work.

3585
01:30:22,020 --> 01:30:22,820
Sounds pretty valuable.

3586
01:30:23,180 --> 01:30:24,420
Okay, so this will work with

3587
01:30:24,420 --> 01:30:26,980
Windows 95 or with Windows 3.1?

3588
01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:28,340
Yes, it works with both Windows

3589
01:30:28,340 --> 01:30:29,760
95 or Windows 3.1.

3590
01:30:29,760 --> 01:30:30,690
And how much does it cost me to

3591
01:30:30,690 --> 01:30:31,120
buy this?

3592
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:32,330
It costs about 50 bucks in the

3593
01:30:32,330 --> 01:30:32,720
store.

3594
01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:33,510
Okay, 50 bucks or less,

3595
01:30:33,510 --> 01:30:34,160
something like that.

3596
01:30:34,160 --> 01:30:35,800
All right, first aid 95, thanks

3597
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:36,420
very much.

3598
01:30:36,780 --> 01:30:37,320
Thank God.

3599
01:30:37,380 --> 01:30:37,900
Get out of there.

3600
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:39,360
Okay, well, it is sad to say,

3601
01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:40,900
but true, Macintosh users have

3602
01:30:40,900 --> 01:30:42,300
computer problems too.

3603
01:30:42,780 --> 01:30:43,640
And if you have a new Mac, you

3604
01:30:43,640 --> 01:30:44,770
probably should become

3605
01:30:44,770 --> 01:30:46,100
acquainted with a new Norton

3606
01:30:46,100 --> 01:30:46,740
YouTube.

3607
01:30:47,500 --> 01:30:49,440
Stu is a Windows kind of guy.

3608
01:30:49,520 --> 01:30:50,100
We know this.

3609
01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:51,940
I wonder, is he going to say

3610
01:30:51,940 --> 01:30:53,860
that to Martina Navratilova

3611
01:30:53,860 --> 01:30:55,720
right here, right now?

3612
01:30:55,900 --> 01:30:57,260
I'm a Windows kind of guy.

3613
01:30:57,680 --> 01:30:58,630
I have to deal with buyer's

3614
01:30:58,630 --> 01:31:00,560
problems, but you're a Mac man.

3615
01:31:01,180 --> 01:31:01,980
You're Mac Miller.

3616
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:03,840
What kind of problems do you

3617
01:31:03,840 --> 01:31:05,220
have there, though?

3618
01:31:05,300 --> 01:31:06,480
...for the Power Mac.

3619
01:31:06,820 --> 01:31:08,180
That's this guy right over here.

3620
01:31:08,520 --> 01:31:09,300
And, Joel, you're going to tell

3621
01:31:09,300 --> 01:31:10,340
us a little bit about this.

3622
01:31:11,220 --> 01:31:12,230
What's the typical problem that

3623
01:31:12,230 --> 01:31:13,620
a Mac user does have?

3624
01:31:14,300 --> 01:31:16,320
Well, typical problems for Mac

3625
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:18,490
users would be unique conflicts,

3626
01:31:18,490 --> 01:31:20,680
adding new software, something

3627
01:31:20,680 --> 01:31:21,480
doesn't work right.

3628
01:31:21,480 --> 01:31:22,280
Joel Black.

3629
01:31:24,780 --> 01:31:24,450
Possibly they run into problems

3630
01:31:24,450 --> 01:31:26,460
if they hook up new hardware,

3631
01:31:26,460 --> 01:31:28,800
things don't work right, such

3632
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:29,380
like that.

3633
01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:30,830
All right, now we're looking at

3634
01:31:30,830 --> 01:31:32,220
the most typical problem I have

3635
01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:33,500
is you try to turn the thing

3636
01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:34,490
on and you get that horrible

3637
01:31:34,490 --> 01:31:35,520
question mark instead of the

3638
01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:36,140
smiley face.

3639
01:31:36,180 --> 01:31:37,240
Once in a while you'll run into

3640
01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:38,390
a problem like this, where the

3641
01:31:38,390 --> 01:31:39,540
machine just won't start.

3642
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:40,800
It's giving you a question mark.

3643
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,300
If you have Norton Utilities

3644
01:31:42,300 --> 01:31:43,890
handy, what you'll do is boot

3645
01:31:43,890 --> 01:31:45,420
from our emergency disk.

3646
01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:46,940
And we'll just fire it up on a

3647
01:31:46,940 --> 01:31:48,020
hard disk here.

3648
01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:49,300
All right, so one thing I get

3649
01:31:49,300 --> 01:31:50,880
here is an emergency boot disk.

3650
01:31:50,980 --> 01:31:51,990
If all else dies, I know I can

3651
01:31:51,990 --> 01:31:53,320
stick your disk in and start.

3652
01:31:53,340 --> 01:31:53,580
Right.

3653
01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:54,500
Do it.

3654
01:31:54,580 --> 01:31:55,360
Let's start this up.

3655
01:31:55,640 --> 01:31:56,800
By the way, I should say that

3656
01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:58,180
if you've got a machine like

3657
01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:00,140
the 7500 that's got a CD-ROM

3658
01:32:00,140 --> 01:32:01,040
player

3659
01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:02,420
built in, go ahead and start up

3660
01:32:02,420 --> 01:32:03,440
from the system CD that you

3661
01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:03,980
bought.

3662
01:32:03,980 --> 01:32:04,760
Start from the CD that came

3663
01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:05,140
with it.

3664
01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:06,370
Then insert the emergency disk

3665
01:32:06,370 --> 01:32:07,260
and you'll be okay.

3666
01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:09,340
Okay, so we overcame that disk

3667
01:32:09,340 --> 01:32:11,220
crash by just rebooting.

3668
01:32:11,220 --> 01:32:13,520
Bit of a Christopher Reeve

3669
01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:15,260
profile as well.

3670
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:19,130
And somebody else says a Leon S.

3671
01:32:19,130 --> 01:32:21,960
Kennedy side profile.

3672
01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:25,800
And other people have said Dammer-esque

3673
01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:26,740
vibes.

3674
01:32:26,860 --> 01:32:28,800
So we overcame that disk crash

3675
01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:30,800
by just rebooting again.

3676
01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:32,180
Now what we're doing here is

3677
01:32:32,180 --> 01:32:33,710
loading up a separate disk,

3678
01:32:33,710 --> 01:32:35,220
like the emergency disk that's

3679
01:32:35,220 --> 01:32:36,660
got Norton utilities on it.

3680
01:32:36,740 --> 01:32:37,930
And then we'll launch the Norton

3681
01:32:37,930 --> 01:32:39,040
Disk Doctor and have it take a

3682
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:40,210
look at the disk that wouldn't

3683
01:32:40,210 --> 01:32:40,720
start.

3684
01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:42,240
Okay, so presumably the reason

3685
01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:43,800
the machine wouldn't...

3686
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:44,280
That's him.

3687
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:46,490
Might even have like a little

3688
01:32:46,490 --> 01:32:48,790
picture of himself in a kind of

3689
01:32:48,790 --> 01:32:51,530
illustration of Symantec Norton

3690
01:32:51,530 --> 01:32:52,680
Disk Doctor.

3691
01:32:52,680 --> 01:32:53,780
...boot up is because I have a

3692
01:32:53,780 --> 01:32:54,830
hard disk problem and it couldn't

3693
01:32:54,830 --> 01:32:55,760
find the file it needed to boot

3694
01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:56,100
up.

3695
01:32:56,100 --> 01:32:57,200
There's some kind of directory

3696
01:32:57,200 --> 01:32:58,140
problem and Disk Doctor will

3697
01:32:58,140 --> 01:32:58,880
find that for us.

3698
01:32:58,880 --> 01:32:59,800
Okay, so how do we run disk

3699
01:32:59,800 --> 01:33:00,380
after that?

3700
01:33:00,380 --> 01:33:01,430
So we've selected the disk that

3701
01:33:01,430 --> 01:33:02,320
is giving us trouble and we

3702
01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:03,000
click examine.

3703
01:33:03,780 --> 01:33:04,740
And it starts off...

3704
01:33:04,740 --> 01:33:06,760
Look at this little picture

3705
01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:08,930
here of a man rubbing your disk

3706
01:33:08,930 --> 01:33:09,820
better.

3707
01:33:10,240 --> 01:33:11,640
Like you've got a sore disk.

3708
01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:13,820
Thank you very much there, Frimosa.

3709
01:33:14,740 --> 01:33:16,080
Very, very kind of you there.

3710
01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:17,400
I hope you are doing well.

3711
01:33:17,740 --> 01:33:18,940
Look at this guy here.

3712
01:33:19,620 --> 01:33:21,240
Through a series of tests, the

3713
01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:22,800
bad media check takes a little

3714
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:23,360
while.

3715
01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:25,720
This checks for bad sectors on

3716
01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:26,700
the disk.

3717
01:33:26,880 --> 01:33:28,320
There's another man doing some

3718
01:33:28,320 --> 01:33:29,300
mad stuff here.

3719
01:33:29,920 --> 01:33:30,720
We'll skip that one.

3720
01:33:31,140 --> 01:33:31,890
Go through the directory

3721
01:33:31,890 --> 01:33:32,700
information.

3722
01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:33,700
That looked okay.

3723
01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:35,470
It's checking the system folder

3724
01:33:35,470 --> 01:33:37,050
now and analyzing the files on

3725
01:33:37,050 --> 01:33:37,740
the disk.

3726
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:39,380
And we'll see what pops up here.

3727
01:33:40,660 --> 01:33:40,700
All right, so it's just

3728
01:33:40,700 --> 01:33:42,410
literally checking every folder,

3729
01:33:42,410 --> 01:33:44,000
every file on there to see what's

3730
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:44,760
happening.

3731
01:33:45,180 --> 01:33:46,070
And at least you can watch this

3732
01:33:46,070 --> 01:33:47,600
cute little animation of this.

3733
01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:48,300
Is that Peter Norton?

3734
01:33:48,300 --> 01:33:48,960
It's cute.

3735
01:33:49,380 --> 01:33:50,280
That's the disk doctor.

3736
01:33:50,660 --> 01:33:52,240
Stu said it's cute.

3737
01:33:52,700 --> 01:33:53,880
The disk doctor, okay.

3738
01:33:55,300 --> 01:33:57,220
The disk doctor, okay.

3739
01:33:58,620 --> 01:33:59,720
Waiting for the loading bar to

3740
01:33:59,720 --> 01:34:01,040
accomplish.

3741
01:34:01,220 --> 01:34:02,600
The disk doctor, okay.

3742
01:34:03,320 --> 01:34:04,030
Still going to have to fill in

3743
01:34:04,030 --> 01:34:05,450
time here, Stu, because it's

3744
01:34:05,450 --> 01:34:06,920
still another half a bar.

3745
01:34:07,460 --> 01:34:08,250
Peter Norton sort of pressing

3746
01:34:08,250 --> 01:34:09,440
buttons for you there.

3747
01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:10,080
That's the disk doctor.

3748
01:34:10,440 --> 01:34:11,720
The disk doctor, okay.

3749
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:14,220
So we're doing two...

3750
01:34:14,220 --> 01:34:16,120
A bit of a hanging chad there.

3751
01:34:16,700 --> 01:34:17,620
Peter Norton.

3752
01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:20,460
So he must be the granddaddy or

3753
01:34:20,460 --> 01:34:23,750
the big daddy of the Norton antivirus

3754
01:34:23,750 --> 01:34:24,280
world.

3755
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:25,890
Peter Norton sort of pressing

3756
01:34:25,890 --> 01:34:27,300
buttons for you there.

3757
01:34:27,480 --> 01:34:27,980
That's the disk doctor.

3758
01:34:28,260 --> 01:34:29,580
The disk doctor, okay.

3759
01:34:30,700 --> 01:34:32,160
So we're doing two things.

3760
01:34:32,160 --> 01:34:34,120
The disk doctor, okay.

3761
01:34:34,620 --> 01:34:35,750
Number one, we're solving the

3762
01:34:35,750 --> 01:34:37,310
initial problem, but I don't

3763
01:34:37,310 --> 01:34:39,080
want it to happen a second time,

3764
01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:39,700
so we're trying to fix the

3765
01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:40,490
thing that caused the problem

3766
01:34:40,490 --> 01:34:41,100
in the first place.

3767
01:34:41,100 --> 01:34:42,580
There's still a problem on this

3768
01:34:42,580 --> 01:34:43,940
disk, and in fact, the disk

3769
01:34:43,940 --> 01:34:45,060
doctor is located.

3770
01:34:45,060 --> 01:34:46,090
It's an error in the boot

3771
01:34:46,090 --> 01:34:46,620
blocks.

3772
01:34:46,620 --> 01:34:48,630
Big Mac, there's a problem on

3773
01:34:48,630 --> 01:34:49,400
Big Mac.

3774
01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:50,790
It does give a detailed message

3775
01:34:50,790 --> 01:34:52,010
that says, because of this

3776
01:34:52,010 --> 01:34:53,230
error, you won't be able to

3777
01:34:53,230 --> 01:34:54,650
start, which confirms what we

3778
01:34:54,650 --> 01:34:54,980
see.

3779
01:34:55,360 --> 01:34:56,260
We click fix.

3780
01:34:56,960 --> 01:34:58,180
It's very quick to fix.

3781
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:01,740
And on this disk, that's about

3782
01:35:01,740 --> 01:35:02,380
it.

3783
01:35:02,640 --> 01:35:03,950
It's perfectly happy to fix

3784
01:35:03,950 --> 01:35:05,180
multiple problems.

3785
01:35:05,180 --> 01:35:05,580
All done.

3786
01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:06,790
It will generate a report if

3787
01:35:06,790 --> 01:35:08,140
you'd like to see what it did,

3788
01:35:08,140 --> 01:35:08,980
what was wrong.

3789
01:35:08,980 --> 01:35:09,120
All right.

3790
01:35:10,060 --> 01:35:10,420
Okay.

3791
01:35:10,720 --> 01:35:11,580
That's disk doctor.

3792
01:35:11,920 --> 01:35:12,360
Very good.

3793
01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:13,740
Okay, now, is there anything I

3794
01:35:13,740 --> 01:35:14,970
can do to prevent those kinds

3795
01:35:14,970 --> 01:35:15,720
of problems?

3796
01:35:15,720 --> 01:35:16,880
I mean, what would have caused

3797
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:17,910
that to happen, other than

3798
01:35:17,910 --> 01:35:18,790
dropping the machine or

3799
01:35:18,790 --> 01:35:19,420
something?

3800
01:35:19,560 --> 01:35:20,740
Well, a few things.

3801
01:35:20,980 --> 01:35:21,830
If, indeed, you hook up

3802
01:35:21,830 --> 01:35:23,180
hardware without turning off

3803
01:35:23,180 --> 01:35:24,380
the machine, absolutely

3804
01:35:24,380 --> 01:35:25,060
critical.

3805
01:35:25,060 --> 01:35:26,220
If you're putting on a new hard

3806
01:35:26,220 --> 01:35:27,250
disk, please turn off the

3807
01:35:27,250 --> 01:35:28,040
machine first.

3808
01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:28,540
Restart.

3809
01:35:29,500 --> 01:35:30,190
Other preventative measures

3810
01:35:30,190 --> 01:35:31,830
that I like to emphasize are,

3811
01:35:31,830 --> 01:35:33,820
please make a backup regularly.

3812
01:35:34,020 --> 01:35:35,160
In fact, if I could get

3813
01:35:35,160 --> 01:35:36,670
everyone to make a backup once

3814
01:35:36,670 --> 01:35:37,220
a week.

3815
01:35:37,300 --> 01:35:38,020
You'd be out of business.

3816
01:35:38,300 --> 01:35:38,920
That would be great.

3817
01:35:39,020 --> 01:35:39,460
That would be great.

3818
01:35:39,760 --> 01:35:40,610
Run disk doctor on your disk

3819
01:35:40,610 --> 01:35:41,710
before you make a backup to

3820
01:35:41,710 --> 01:35:42,920
make sure you're backing up

3821
01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:43,420
intact.

3822
01:35:43,580 --> 01:35:44,480
That tone shift.

3823
01:35:44,620 --> 01:35:46,280
Sorry, I'm really, I'm looking

3824
01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:47,560
at everything here.

3825
01:35:47,580 --> 01:35:48,100
That would be great.

3826
01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:48,660
I'm breaking it all down.

3827
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:50,180
In my eyes, I mean, you're just

3828
01:35:50,180 --> 01:35:51,600
seeing, most people are just

3829
01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:53,100
seeing the show when they want

3830
01:35:53,100 --> 01:35:53,760
it to continue.

3831
01:35:53,760 --> 01:35:54,850
Once of all, the stopping, the

3832
01:35:54,850 --> 01:35:55,320
starting.

3833
01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:56,600
But it's this.

3834
01:35:56,780 --> 01:35:57,280
It's the shift.

3835
01:35:57,400 --> 01:36:00,160
It's the tone shift from lighthearted

3836
01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:02,180
to a more serious note.

3837
01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:02,840
Watch this.

3838
01:36:03,060 --> 01:36:03,740
Your disk before you make it.

3839
01:36:03,740 --> 01:36:03,780
Boom.

3840
01:36:03,780 --> 01:36:08,080
20 frames.

3841
01:36:09,080 --> 01:36:10,280
It's a 15 frame shift.

3842
01:36:10,560 --> 01:36:12,080
Make a backup to make sure you're

3843
01:36:12,080 --> 01:36:13,680
backing up intact data, but

3844
01:36:13,680 --> 01:36:14,940
that would...

3845
01:36:14,940 --> 01:36:15,940
Turning a Mac off at the wrong

3846
01:36:15,940 --> 01:36:16,920
time could cause you problems

3847
01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:17,440
like this?

3848
01:36:17,440 --> 01:36:18,220
That would cause you problems.

3849
01:36:19,240 --> 01:36:19,940
Follow the instructions.

3850
01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:20,980
Always one eye on the clock.

3851
01:36:21,100 --> 01:36:22,120
We're getting out of here.

3852
01:36:22,420 --> 01:36:23,260
Piece of business.

3853
01:36:23,540 --> 01:36:24,600
All else fails, turn to Norton

3854
01:36:24,600 --> 01:36:25,280
Utilities.

3855
01:36:25,740 --> 01:36:26,560
Okay, thanks, Joel.

3856
01:36:26,940 --> 01:36:27,770
All right, well, handheld

3857
01:36:27,770 --> 01:36:28,620
gaming devices.

3858
01:36:29,100 --> 01:36:30,380
That's the one I was looking

3859
01:36:30,380 --> 01:36:30,880
for.

3860
01:36:31,320 --> 01:36:32,220
Computer games.

3861
01:36:32,220 --> 01:36:33,420
Suppose you've called tech

3862
01:36:33,420 --> 01:36:33,940
support.

3863
01:36:34,060 --> 01:36:34,910
You run your diagnostics and

3864
01:36:34,910 --> 01:36:35,520
still...

3865
01:36:35,520 --> 01:36:37,020
You've done all that.

3866
01:36:37,100 --> 01:36:38,910
Your computer's still not

3867
01:36:38,910 --> 01:36:39,980
turning on.

3868
01:36:40,560 --> 01:36:41,960
It might be time to change your

3869
01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:42,860
computer.

3870
01:36:43,380 --> 01:36:45,140
With me to discuss this is...

3871
01:36:45,140 --> 01:36:45,380
Nothing.

3872
01:36:45,760 --> 01:36:46,810
Well, time to call the real

3873
01:36:46,810 --> 01:36:47,420
doctor.

3874
01:36:47,880 --> 01:36:48,350
Believe it or not, we have

3875
01:36:48,350 --> 01:36:49,020
found...

3876
01:36:49,020 --> 01:36:51,100
This is a Daniel O'Donnell.

3877
01:36:51,100 --> 01:36:52,600
Still nothing.

3878
01:36:52,820 --> 01:36:54,030
Well, time to call the real

3879
01:36:54,030 --> 01:36:54,660
doctor.

3880
01:36:55,060 --> 01:36:55,990
Believe it or not, we have

3881
01:36:55,990 --> 01:36:57,490
found a computer doctor who

3882
01:36:57,490 --> 01:36:58,580
makes house calls.

3883
01:36:59,820 --> 01:37:01,240
Vic Chiswick is a troubleshooter.

3884
01:37:01,720 --> 01:37:03,200
Vic Chiswick.

3885
01:37:03,360 --> 01:37:04,610
Like a doctor or a firefighter,

3886
01:37:04,610 --> 01:37:05,840
he is on alert, ready to leap

3887
01:37:05,840 --> 01:37:07,280
into action when he...

3888
01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:08,430
Maybe that was a good car to

3889
01:37:08,430 --> 01:37:09,580
have back in the day, but I

3890
01:37:09,580 --> 01:37:11,060
wouldn't trust if a doctor came

3891
01:37:11,060 --> 01:37:11,820
around in that car.

3892
01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:13,810
I'd want him to be driving a

3893
01:37:13,810 --> 01:37:15,650
Mercedes or, you know,

3894
01:37:15,650 --> 01:37:17,670
something a little bit more

3895
01:37:17,670 --> 01:37:18,780
high spec.

3896
01:37:18,880 --> 01:37:19,900
Here's the distress call.

3897
01:37:23,060 --> 01:37:25,280
I like the acceleration though.

3898
01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:26,700
Action when he hears the

3899
01:37:26,700 --> 01:37:27,800
distress call.

3900
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,440
While he may not find a fire to

3901
01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:34,820
extinguish, Vic has every

3902
01:37:34,820 --> 01:37:36,510
reason to prepare himself for a

3903
01:37:36,510 --> 01:37:37,340
calamity.

3904
01:37:37,860 --> 01:37:38,790
He specializes in computer

3905
01:37:38,790 --> 01:37:39,980
troubleshooting.

3906
01:37:40,560 --> 01:37:42,060
The idea for a personal PC...

3907
01:37:42,060 --> 01:37:42,540
A calamity.

3908
01:37:42,620 --> 01:37:43,970
I hope we see like him diagnosing

3909
01:37:43,970 --> 01:37:45,380
or trying to fix computers.

3910
01:37:45,480 --> 01:37:46,260
It's like bad news.

3911
01:37:48,000 --> 01:37:49,480
Your computer couldn't make it.

3912
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:53,780
I'm sorry.

3913
01:37:54,220 --> 01:37:55,200
Your computer's dead.

3914
01:37:55,260 --> 01:37:56,580
The problem solver came from

3915
01:37:56,580 --> 01:37:57,760
his own frustrations.

3916
01:37:58,440 --> 01:37:59,980
For example, when I bought a

3917
01:37:59,980 --> 01:38:01,600
computer and I was looking for

3918
01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:03,370
some help, I just couldn't find

3919
01:38:03,370 --> 01:38:03,820
any.

3920
01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:06,380
So, I thought there was a big

3921
01:38:06,380 --> 01:38:07,720
need there.

3922
01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:09,220
So, I went again...

3923
01:38:09,220 --> 01:38:10,400
Wow, what a name.

3924
01:38:11,680 --> 01:38:12,700
Vic Chiswick.

3925
01:38:14,180 --> 01:38:16,900
Prompt reply computer solutions.

3926
01:38:17,140 --> 01:38:18,520
P-R-C-S.

3927
01:38:18,940 --> 01:38:19,890
I thought there was a big need

3928
01:38:19,890 --> 01:38:20,400
there.

3929
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:22,090
So, I went again, went back to

3930
01:38:22,090 --> 01:38:23,660
school, learned more about

3931
01:38:23,660 --> 01:38:25,860
computers, took special classes.

3932
01:38:26,860 --> 01:38:29,240
And from there on, I just...

3933
01:38:30,960 --> 01:38:31,670
What about this antique in the

3934
01:38:31,670 --> 01:38:33,360
background here?

3935
01:38:33,840 --> 01:38:34,280
Mahogany.

3936
01:38:34,920 --> 01:38:36,660
The legs are interesting enough.

3937
01:38:37,480 --> 01:38:38,670
What would you stick inside

3938
01:38:38,670 --> 01:38:39,300
that?

3939
01:38:40,160 --> 01:38:41,840
If anything at all, is it just

3940
01:38:41,840 --> 01:38:42,660
for show?

3941
01:38:43,660 --> 01:38:46,800
Found that there was a market.

3942
01:38:47,060 --> 01:38:48,830
Vic lends assistance to a cross-section

3943
01:38:48,830 --> 01:38:49,440
of...

3944
01:38:49,440 --> 01:38:50,940
And hell, gaming devices.

3945
01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:52,390
...corporations and home

3946
01:38:52,390 --> 01:38:53,500
offices to families.

3947
01:38:54,460 --> 01:38:55,360
He has expertise in everything

3948
01:38:55,360 --> 01:38:57,050
from network printers to the

3949
01:38:57,050 --> 01:38:57,900
internet.

3950
01:38:58,520 --> 01:38:59,580
While computer users can always

3951
01:38:59,580 --> 01:39:01,080
turn to manuals and technical

3952
01:39:01,080 --> 01:39:03,180
support lines, sometimes there

3953
01:39:03,180 --> 01:39:04,190
is nothing to match the

3954
01:39:04,190 --> 01:39:05,000
personal touch.

3955
01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:07,160
It expedites everything and

3956
01:39:07,160 --> 01:39:08,120
gets it solved.

3957
01:39:09,180 --> 01:39:09,560
Which is great.

3958
01:39:09,560 --> 01:39:10,320
Telly Baxter.

3959
01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:11,960
With the children running

3960
01:39:11,960 --> 01:39:13,710
around and everything else in

3961
01:39:13,710 --> 01:39:15,500
your life, it's great to have

3962
01:39:15,500 --> 01:39:17,360
someone come over and this is

3963
01:39:17,360 --> 01:39:18,300
how you do it.

3964
01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:20,350
And then also to learn from it

3965
01:39:20,350 --> 01:39:22,340
so that we don't have to keep

3966
01:39:22,340 --> 01:39:24,580
calling someone like a Vic.

3967
01:39:25,280 --> 01:39:26,520
He explains it fully.

3968
01:39:27,580 --> 01:39:29,500
And then we're able to...

3969
01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:30,620
Sounds like Vic's part of the

3970
01:39:30,620 --> 01:39:31,060
family.

3971
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:32,340
Like we don't have to call

3972
01:39:32,340 --> 01:39:34,020
someone like Vic to come around.

3973
01:39:34,180 --> 01:39:35,930
Sounds like maybe Vic has made

3974
01:39:35,930 --> 01:39:37,760
a few visits to the house, to

3975
01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:39,780
the Tenley household here.

3976
01:39:39,840 --> 01:39:41,620
Hopefully take what he gave us.

3977
01:39:42,500 --> 01:39:43,380
And then...

3978
01:39:43,380 --> 01:39:44,460
Tenley Baxter.

3979
01:39:44,460 --> 01:39:46,040
A similar problem comes up.

3980
01:39:46,100 --> 01:39:46,840
We know the answer.

3981
01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:48,730
Vic sees his role as a kind of

3982
01:39:48,730 --> 01:39:49,880
go-between.

3983
01:39:50,280 --> 01:39:51,740
An interpreter between computer...

3984
01:39:51,740 --> 01:39:52,860
Chapman Baxter.

3985
01:39:52,940 --> 01:39:54,360
...user and manufacturer.

3986
01:39:55,040 --> 01:39:56,500
Often people don't know what to

3987
01:39:56,500 --> 01:39:57,040
ask.

3988
01:39:57,260 --> 01:39:58,490
If they have a problem, they

3989
01:39:58,490 --> 01:39:59,700
really don't know how to

3990
01:39:59,700 --> 01:40:01,300
approach the repair person for

3991
01:40:01,300 --> 01:40:02,680
a particular company.

3992
01:40:02,680 --> 01:40:05,240
For example, if it's Toshiba or

3993
01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:07,090
somewhere, they may call and

3994
01:40:07,090 --> 01:40:08,680
not know what to ask.

3995
01:40:08,780 --> 01:40:09,880
And the person on the other

3996
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:11,110
side doesn't know what they

3997
01:40:11,110 --> 01:40:11,540
need.

3998
01:40:11,720 --> 01:40:13,530
So their problems are not

3999
01:40:13,530 --> 01:40:14,420
solved.

4000
01:40:14,420 --> 01:40:16,060
For the computer...

4001
01:40:16,060 --> 01:40:16,480
It's great.

4002
01:40:16,620 --> 01:40:18,170
Vic comes around and he comes

4003
01:40:18,170 --> 01:40:19,720
into your house and he just

4004
01:40:19,720 --> 01:40:20,720
fixes stuff.

4005
01:40:21,300 --> 01:40:23,080
And then he might even stay for

4006
01:40:23,080 --> 01:40:24,780
a coffee or a snack.

4007
01:40:25,700 --> 01:40:26,900
He just gets to know you.

4008
01:40:27,000 --> 01:40:29,200
It's a human interaction.

4009
01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:29,960
Chronicles.

4010
01:40:30,220 --> 01:40:31,180
I'm Giles Bateman.

4011
01:40:31,180 --> 01:40:35,950
Rope about a virtual

4012
01:40:35,950 --> 01:40:43,860
environment with your avatar.

4013
01:40:46,660 --> 01:40:46,870
Well, so far we've kept the

4014
01:40:46,870 --> 01:40:49,160
computer closed.

4015
01:40:49,340 --> 01:40:50,160
No major surgery.

4016
01:40:51,260 --> 01:40:52,320
Big tripod.

4017
01:40:52,320 --> 01:40:53,120
Thank you very much.

4018
01:40:53,200 --> 01:40:54,560
Look at the enthusiasm.

4019
01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:56,700
The enthusiasm on this man.

4020
01:40:57,100 --> 01:40:58,140
This is what you need to bring

4021
01:40:58,140 --> 01:40:59,630
to the party tomorrow, fella

4022
01:40:59,630 --> 01:41:00,850
who is going to the party

4023
01:41:00,850 --> 01:41:01,560
tomorrow.

4024
01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:02,800
Bring the stew.

4025
01:41:03,700 --> 01:41:06,870
Maybe go and get a fucking chino

4026
01:41:06,870 --> 01:41:09,850
slack brown leather belt and

4027
01:41:09,850 --> 01:41:13,720
blue Ralph Lauren Polo shirt.

4028
01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:15,200
Whatever they're called.

4029
01:41:16,100 --> 01:41:17,280
And just bring the stew.

4030
01:41:18,180 --> 01:41:18,440
You know?

4031
01:41:18,660 --> 01:41:19,460
People will probably think,

4032
01:41:19,460 --> 01:41:20,240
what's he wearing?

4033
01:41:20,320 --> 01:41:21,240
It's not cool at all.

4034
01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:23,220
But I mean, you make it cool by

4035
01:41:23,220 --> 01:41:24,900
just bringing the stew.

4036
01:41:25,020 --> 01:41:27,360
Let the stew flow through you.

4037
01:41:28,760 --> 01:41:31,220
As they say, maketh the man.

4038
01:41:33,360 --> 01:41:34,280
And look at that.

4039
01:41:35,480 --> 01:41:37,770
It's like he's sliding the

4040
01:41:37,770 --> 01:41:41,570
computer, the PC, into the

4041
01:41:41,570 --> 01:41:45,800
foreground, into the shot.

4042
01:41:46,340 --> 01:41:48,680
Some nice stuff on that shelf

4043
01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:49,480
there.

4044
01:41:49,560 --> 01:41:53,250
Windows 95, Jurassic Park, down

4045
01:41:53,250 --> 01:41:53,800
there.

4046
01:41:54,540 --> 01:41:55,550
Don't know what these guys are

4047
01:41:55,550 --> 01:41:56,060
here.

4048
01:41:56,200 --> 01:41:57,120
Can't really make out.

4049
01:41:57,220 --> 01:41:58,540
Looks like some sort of mech.

4050
01:41:58,540 --> 01:41:59,460
Mecha.

4051
01:42:00,120 --> 01:42:02,140
Robotic game of sorts.

4052
01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:04,660
Don't know what they are.

4053
01:42:05,360 --> 01:42:05,940
But it's great.

4054
01:42:06,280 --> 01:42:07,920
The set design is fantastic.

4055
01:42:08,060 --> 01:42:09,660
95, as I've said time and time

4056
01:42:09,660 --> 01:42:11,160
again, this is when it really

4057
01:42:11,160 --> 01:42:12,740
began to take off set-wise.

4058
01:42:13,820 --> 01:42:14,880
They had someone.

4059
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:16,320
They had someone working on

4060
01:42:16,320 --> 01:42:17,700
making sure there's a variety

4061
01:42:17,700 --> 01:42:18,720
of each episode.

4062
01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:20,580
Well, so far we've kept the

4063
01:42:20,580 --> 01:42:22,020
computer closed.

4064
01:42:22,160 --> 01:42:23,180
No major surgery.

4065
01:42:23,660 --> 01:42:25,220
But sometimes it takes yanking

4066
01:42:25,220 --> 01:42:26,700
out the tools, opening up the

4067
01:42:26,700 --> 01:42:28,100
box to fix something inside

4068
01:42:28,100 --> 01:42:28,700
your PC.

4069
01:42:28,700 --> 01:42:30,340
Tools are yanked.

4070
01:42:31,340 --> 01:42:32,160
Box is open.

4071
01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:34,870
Let's get inside and fix this

4072
01:42:34,870 --> 01:42:35,600
bastard.

4073
01:42:35,600 --> 01:42:36,640
At that point, you really have

4074
01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:37,640
to know what you're doing.

4075
01:42:37,760 --> 01:42:38,590
Dan Milkier knows what he's

4076
01:42:38,590 --> 01:42:38,980
doing.

4077
01:42:39,060 --> 01:42:40,040
You do this for a living, Dan.

4078
01:42:40,420 --> 01:42:41,050
Let's talk about some of the

4079
01:42:41,050 --> 01:42:41,820
basic problems.

4080
01:42:41,940 --> 01:42:42,700
Lovely Dan.

4081
01:42:42,860 --> 01:42:43,380
Sip of it.

4082
01:42:43,480 --> 01:42:43,780
Problems.

4083
01:42:44,460 --> 01:42:45,400
Lovely Dan.

4084
01:42:45,720 --> 01:42:47,060
The computer doesn't start up.

4085
01:42:47,260 --> 01:42:48,560
It's not my disk drive.

4086
01:42:48,900 --> 01:42:50,320
It's not a software problem.

4087
01:42:50,420 --> 01:42:51,430
What should I be looking for in

4088
01:42:51,430 --> 01:42:51,860
the box?

4089
01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:53,820
Inside the box, you should...

4090
01:42:53,820 --> 01:42:54,690
The first thing to look for is

4091
01:42:54,690 --> 01:42:55,180
the...

4092
01:42:55,180 --> 01:42:56,160
Dan Milkier.

4093
01:42:56,260 --> 01:42:57,140
They don't come...

4094
01:42:57,140 --> 01:42:59,270
They don't get as milkier as

4095
01:42:59,270 --> 01:43:01,320
the Milky Bar kid, Cad.

4096
01:43:01,740 --> 01:43:02,920
Dan himself.

4097
01:43:03,500 --> 01:43:04,740
He is from Dan Milkier and

4098
01:43:04,740 --> 01:43:05,920
Associates.

4099
01:43:06,640 --> 01:43:09,040
And he is a milky little demon.

4100
01:43:09,220 --> 01:43:10,660
He will definitely sort your PC

4101
01:43:10,660 --> 01:43:11,000
out.

4102
01:43:11,960 --> 01:43:13,560
Rapid stat pronto, Max.

4103
01:43:13,900 --> 01:43:15,310
What should I be looking for in

4104
01:43:15,310 --> 01:43:15,860
the box?

4105
01:43:16,040 --> 01:43:17,780
Inside the box, you should...

4106
01:43:17,780 --> 01:43:18,780
What's in the box?

4107
01:43:19,400 --> 01:43:20,340
What's in the box?

4108
01:43:20,880 --> 01:43:21,830
The first thing to look for is

4109
01:43:21,830 --> 01:43:22,500
the...

4110
01:43:22,500 --> 01:43:23,620
Listen for the power supply.

4111
01:43:23,740 --> 01:43:24,940
Make sure the fan is running.

4112
01:43:25,420 --> 01:43:26,150
That way, you know you have

4113
01:43:26,150 --> 01:43:27,280
power to your system.

4114
01:43:27,520 --> 01:43:27,740
Okay.

4115
01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:28,750
So first thing is, do we have

4116
01:43:28,750 --> 01:43:29,160
power?

4117
01:43:29,340 --> 01:43:29,580
Correct.

4118
01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:30,480
Not only is it plugged in, but

4119
01:43:30,480 --> 01:43:31,480
is the power supply working?

4120
01:43:31,540 --> 01:43:33,600
He is, as Gordon DeRee says...

4121
01:43:33,600 --> 01:43:34,240
What a great name.

4122
01:43:34,320 --> 01:43:36,150
Gordon DeRee says, he is a milky

4123
01:43:36,150 --> 01:43:37,240
little demon.

4124
01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:38,080
Exactly.

4125
01:43:38,420 --> 01:43:38,820
Okay.

4126
01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:39,240
So first...

4127
01:43:39,240 --> 01:43:39,840
Power supply.

4128
01:43:39,980 --> 01:43:41,160
Make sure the fan is running.

4129
01:43:41,680 --> 01:43:42,370
That way, you know you have

4130
01:43:42,370 --> 01:43:43,500
power to your system.

4131
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:43,960
Okay.

4132
01:43:44,020 --> 01:43:45,100
So first thing is, do we have

4133
01:43:45,100 --> 01:43:45,400
power?

4134
01:43:45,560 --> 01:43:45,800
Correct.

4135
01:43:45,840 --> 01:43:47,020
Not only is it plugged in, but...

4136
01:43:47,020 --> 01:43:49,680
Is Dan the milkiest of them all?

4137
01:43:50,220 --> 01:43:51,750
The milky bar Dan is strong and

4138
01:43:51,750 --> 01:43:52,440
tough.

4139
01:43:52,920 --> 01:43:54,800
Is there a Dan milkiest?

4140
01:43:55,500 --> 01:43:57,360
Asks Tony B. Gilly Pig.

4141
01:43:57,480 --> 01:43:58,300
Thank you very much.

4142
01:43:58,820 --> 01:44:00,060
Another brilliant name, Gilly

4143
01:44:00,060 --> 01:44:00,480
Pig.

4144
01:44:00,520 --> 01:44:01,180
Power supply working.

4145
01:44:01,360 --> 01:44:01,700
Exactly.

4146
01:44:02,020 --> 01:44:02,420
Okay.

4147
01:44:02,540 --> 01:44:03,930
So as I hear the fan, can I

4148
01:44:03,930 --> 01:44:05,560
still test and make sure that

4149
01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:07,400
the right voltage is coming out

4150
01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:07,580
of that?

4151
01:44:07,640 --> 01:44:08,320
Oh, absolutely.

4152
01:44:09,080 --> 01:44:10,770
You can go and pick up a basic

4153
01:44:10,770 --> 01:44:13,340
voltmeter like this and then

4154
01:44:13,340 --> 01:44:14,380
test it.

4155
01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:14,900
Maybe we should turn it off.

4156
01:44:14,900 --> 01:44:15,600
It's getting too technical.

4157
01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:17,370
You really need a man who knows

4158
01:44:17,370 --> 01:44:19,110
electronics when it comes to

4159
01:44:19,110 --> 01:44:20,060
this stuff.

4160
01:44:20,480 --> 01:44:21,370
Next, he's going to be hitting

4161
01:44:21,370 --> 01:44:22,630
us with the fucking soldering

4162
01:44:22,630 --> 01:44:23,060
iron.

4163
01:44:23,180 --> 01:44:24,090
He's going to start changing

4164
01:44:24,090 --> 01:44:25,020
capacitors and shit.

4165
01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:25,960
That's when it gets too

4166
01:44:25,960 --> 01:44:26,600
technical.

4167
01:44:26,800 --> 01:44:27,730
I don't think it'll come to

4168
01:44:27,730 --> 01:44:28,100
that.

4169
01:44:28,360 --> 01:44:29,240
Before we touch anything.

4170
01:44:30,020 --> 01:44:31,390
First thing, when you shut it

4171
01:44:31,390 --> 01:44:33,380
down, you can open it.

4172
01:44:33,380 --> 01:44:34,400
It's always okay to open the

4173
01:44:34,400 --> 01:44:35,490
case before you start poking

4174
01:44:35,490 --> 01:44:36,440
your hands in there.

4175
01:44:36,440 --> 01:44:37,320
Before you stick your fingers

4176
01:44:37,320 --> 01:44:37,960
in and shut it out.

4177
01:44:38,160 --> 01:44:39,260
All right, now where would I go

4178
01:44:39,260 --> 01:44:40,470
test the voltage on the power

4179
01:44:40,470 --> 01:44:41,000
supply?

4180
01:44:41,060 --> 01:44:42,200
Well, any of the cables that

4181
01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:43,550
come from the power supply, you

4182
01:44:43,550 --> 01:44:44,800
can test them for...

4183
01:44:45,980 --> 01:44:46,800
Just pull it out.

4184
01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:47,580
It'll have...

4185
01:44:47,580 --> 01:44:49,060
All right.

4186
01:44:49,060 --> 01:44:50,650
Two black wires in the middle,

4187
01:44:50,650 --> 01:44:51,870
and there'll always be a

4188
01:44:51,870 --> 01:44:53,220
diagram along with a power

4189
01:44:53,220 --> 01:44:53,840
supply.

4190
01:44:53,960 --> 01:44:54,800
You should be able to find this.

4191
01:44:54,800 --> 01:44:55,520
But the black ones are always

4192
01:44:55,520 --> 01:44:55,900
the ground.

4193
01:44:56,000 --> 01:44:57,160
Right, you have the two blacks.

4194
01:44:57,320 --> 01:44:58,410
Yeah, the yellow is your 12

4195
01:44:58,410 --> 01:44:58,780
volts.

4196
01:44:58,780 --> 01:44:59,830
I'm looking for 12 volts out of

4197
01:44:59,830 --> 01:45:00,260
that one.

4198
01:45:00,360 --> 01:45:01,580
5 volts DC out of the red one.

4199
01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:02,040
Out of the red.

4200
01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:03,800
Also, where the power supply

4201
01:45:03,800 --> 01:45:05,960
plugs into the motherboard, you'll

4202
01:45:05,960 --> 01:45:07,780
have also what's called a power

4203
01:45:07,780 --> 01:45:08,680
good signal,

4204
01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:09,700
which you can also test for

4205
01:45:09,700 --> 01:45:10,460
proper voltage.

4206
01:45:10,460 --> 01:45:11,810
Now, the point here is my

4207
01:45:11,810 --> 01:45:13,290
problem might just be power

4208
01:45:13,290 --> 01:45:13,920
supply.

4209
01:45:14,060 --> 01:45:15,460
That's 30 bucks or something,

4210
01:45:15,460 --> 01:45:16,720
and it's not a major big deal,

4211
01:45:16,720 --> 01:45:18,060
and I can fix the computer.

4212
01:45:18,120 --> 01:45:19,250
It's a very easy part to

4213
01:45:19,250 --> 01:45:19,860
replace.

4214
01:45:20,520 --> 01:45:22,130
It'll take you just very little

4215
01:45:22,130 --> 01:45:22,780
time.

4216
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:23,860
Other things aren't working.

4217
01:45:24,100 --> 01:45:25,580
I should look for loose stuff,

4218
01:45:25,580 --> 01:45:26,040
right?

4219
01:45:26,240 --> 01:45:26,540
Correct.

4220
01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:27,260
Like what?

4221
01:45:27,260 --> 01:45:27,440
Loose stuff.

4222
01:45:27,520 --> 01:45:28,480
Always one of the major

4223
01:45:28,480 --> 01:45:29,980
problems with computers is just

4224
01:45:29,980 --> 01:45:30,820
a loose cable.

4225
01:45:30,960 --> 01:45:31,860
All right, let me bring this up

4226
01:45:31,860 --> 01:45:32,700
so we can get a good shot of

4227
01:45:32,700 --> 01:45:33,020
that.

4228
01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:34,540
So, for instance, the drive

4229
01:45:34,540 --> 01:45:35,900
controller cable may not be

4230
01:45:35,900 --> 01:45:36,960
plugged in, huh?

4231
01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:37,300
Correct.

4232
01:45:37,420 --> 01:45:38,370
And that would be that big gray

4233
01:45:38,370 --> 01:45:38,980
thing there.

4234
01:45:39,060 --> 01:45:39,260
Right.

4235
01:45:39,380 --> 01:45:40,630
And the trick is not just to

4236
01:45:40,630 --> 01:45:42,160
look and see if, well, it looks

4237
01:45:42,160 --> 01:45:43,690
plugged in from here, but it

4238
01:45:43,690 --> 01:45:44,220
may not be.

4239
01:45:44,300 --> 01:45:45,610
You want to get your fingers in

4240
01:45:45,610 --> 01:45:46,840
there and push it down.

4241
01:45:46,840 --> 01:45:47,070
And make sure it's really in

4242
01:45:47,070 --> 01:45:47,240
there tight.

4243
01:45:47,360 --> 01:45:47,520
Yeah.

4244
01:45:47,560 --> 01:45:48,250
Make sure it's in there real

4245
01:45:48,250 --> 01:45:48,540
tight.

4246
01:45:48,560 --> 01:45:48,780
Yeah.

4247
01:45:48,940 --> 01:45:49,640
Nice and tight.

4248
01:45:49,740 --> 01:45:50,640
All right, what about loose?

4249
01:45:51,540 --> 01:45:51,900
Snug.

4250
01:45:52,060 --> 01:45:53,100
What about loose?

4251
01:45:53,940 --> 01:45:54,300
Looseberg?

4252
01:45:54,840 --> 01:45:55,520
What about loose?

4253
01:45:55,720 --> 01:45:57,100
Loose change?

4254
01:45:57,240 --> 01:45:57,720
Loose nuts?

4255
01:45:58,820 --> 01:45:59,940
We've had loose cables.

4256
01:46:00,060 --> 01:46:00,860
What's he going to say there?

4257
01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:02,460
And push it down.

4258
01:46:02,460 --> 01:46:03,610
Make sure it's in there real

4259
01:46:03,610 --> 01:46:04,060
tight.

4260
01:46:04,100 --> 01:46:04,300
Yeah.

4261
01:46:04,440 --> 01:46:05,120
It's snug.

4262
01:46:05,220 --> 01:46:06,160
All right, what about loose

4263
01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:06,600
boards?

4264
01:46:06,760 --> 01:46:07,300
If I move the computer.

4265
01:46:07,380 --> 01:46:08,420
Loose boards.

4266
01:46:09,340 --> 01:46:10,180
Computer games.

4267
01:46:10,300 --> 01:46:11,020
Thank you very much.

4268
01:46:11,120 --> 01:46:12,410
Computer around, can a board

4269
01:46:12,410 --> 01:46:12,840
pop out?

4270
01:46:14,000 --> 01:46:14,720
Exactly the same.

4271
01:46:14,880 --> 01:46:16,220
It's going to get in there and

4272
01:46:16,220 --> 01:46:17,480
make that board pop.

4273
01:46:17,480 --> 01:46:18,720
You'll see a lot of times,

4274
01:46:18,720 --> 01:46:20,040
especially with the longer

4275
01:46:20,040 --> 01:46:21,560
types of controller cards.

4276
01:46:21,740 --> 01:46:22,220
There you go.

4277
01:46:22,880 --> 01:46:23,570
So that board is not really

4278
01:46:23,570 --> 01:46:24,660
seated properly.

4279
01:46:24,660 --> 01:46:25,000
Correct.

4280
01:46:25,000 --> 01:46:25,720
No, it's not.

4281
01:46:25,720 --> 01:46:26,520
From the top, it sort of might

4282
01:46:26,520 --> 01:46:26,920
look okay.

4283
01:46:27,020 --> 01:46:27,680
Right, right.

4284
01:46:27,760 --> 01:46:28,780
So you really got to sort of

4285
01:46:28,780 --> 01:46:29,830
snap that guy in there and

4286
01:46:29,830 --> 01:46:30,780
seated properly.

4287
01:46:30,780 --> 01:46:32,000
And make sure that it's screwed

4288
01:46:32,000 --> 01:46:33,360
in properly, tightened down.

4289
01:46:33,720 --> 01:46:35,010
And that would solve about 9

4290
01:46:35,010 --> 01:46:36,790
out of 10 problems with most

4291
01:46:36,790 --> 01:46:37,660
computers.

4292
01:46:38,040 --> 01:46:39,020
All right, now let me ask you

4293
01:46:39,020 --> 01:46:39,460
next.

4294
01:46:39,640 --> 01:46:41,040
I went out and bought memory.

4295
01:46:41,240 --> 01:46:41,940
I paid all that money.

4296
01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:43,410
A little giggle, but it was off

4297
01:46:43,410 --> 01:46:43,780
mic.

4298
01:46:45,000 --> 01:46:45,960
With most computers.

4299
01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:47,330
All right, now let me ask you

4300
01:46:47,330 --> 01:46:47,800
next.

4301
01:46:48,000 --> 01:46:49,100
I went out and bought memory.

4302
01:46:49,240 --> 01:46:50,780
Why would he laugh at that bit?

4303
01:46:51,840 --> 01:46:54,050
You know, Stu has started his

4304
01:46:54,050 --> 01:46:54,860
next link.

4305
01:46:55,500 --> 01:46:57,160
So why is Milk here laughing?

4306
01:46:57,640 --> 01:46:59,200
Probably Milk here is thinking

4307
01:46:59,200 --> 01:47:00,700
about all the times he's had to

4308
01:47:00,700 --> 01:47:02,100
fucking fix something.

4309
01:47:02,200 --> 01:47:03,040
It's just been something like

4310
01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:03,720
that, you know.

4311
01:47:04,520 --> 01:47:05,660
He's laughing to himself.

4312
01:47:05,900 --> 01:47:06,710
I have about 9 out of 10

4313
01:47:06,710 --> 01:47:08,000
problems with most computers.

4314
01:47:08,360 --> 01:47:09,350
All right, now let me ask you

4315
01:47:09,350 --> 01:47:09,780
next.

4316
01:47:09,960 --> 01:47:11,360
I went out and bought memory.

4317
01:47:11,540 --> 01:47:12,360
I paid all that money.

4318
01:47:12,560 --> 01:47:13,380
I thought I plugged them in

4319
01:47:13,380 --> 01:47:13,800
right.

4320
01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:14,910
And I turned on my computer and

4321
01:47:14,910 --> 01:47:15,880
I don't see the memory.

4322
01:47:16,020 --> 01:47:17,300
What's the problem there?

4323
01:47:18,100 --> 01:47:18,720
Again, let me show on this

4324
01:47:18,720 --> 01:47:19,660
motherboard.

4325
01:47:19,900 --> 01:47:20,850
It could be very simple as did

4326
01:47:20,850 --> 01:47:21,860
you get the right type of

4327
01:47:21,860 --> 01:47:22,380
memory.

4328
01:47:22,380 --> 01:47:22,780
Yeah.

4329
01:47:23,320 --> 01:47:23,950
I believe that's one of the

4330
01:47:23,950 --> 01:47:25,480
problems a lot of people have.

4331
01:47:25,480 --> 01:47:26,480
So maybe I bought the wrong

4332
01:47:26,480 --> 01:47:26,800
thing.

4333
01:47:27,020 --> 01:47:27,380
Correct.

4334
01:47:27,500 --> 01:47:28,540
Maybe I didn't plug it in right?

4335
01:47:29,140 --> 01:47:29,440
Right.

4336
01:47:29,580 --> 01:47:31,130
Not only that, but also

4337
01:47:31,130 --> 01:47:32,490
sometimes the slot you put it

4338
01:47:32,490 --> 01:47:32,940
into.

4339
01:47:33,060 --> 01:47:34,240
For example, when you're

4340
01:47:34,240 --> 01:47:36,280
dealing with a 72 pin, which is

4341
01:47:36,280 --> 01:47:38,030
just turned around backwards so

4342
01:47:38,030 --> 01:47:38,760
you can't really see.

4343
01:47:38,920 --> 01:47:40,580
But sometimes it'll have a bank

4344
01:47:40,580 --> 01:47:41,720
zero, bank one.

4345
01:47:41,880 --> 01:47:42,410
You've got to put them in the

4346
01:47:42,410 --> 01:47:42,960
right direction.

4347
01:47:43,060 --> 01:47:43,340
Correct.

4348
01:47:43,600 --> 01:47:44,650
And also make sure you look at

4349
01:47:44,650 --> 01:47:46,000
your motherboard manual.

4350
01:47:46,620 --> 01:47:47,990
There may be jumpers that you

4351
01:47:47,990 --> 01:47:49,040
need to set.

4352
01:47:49,060 --> 01:47:49,940
So you've got to set the jumpers.

4353
01:47:50,120 --> 01:47:51,160
Tie your mother down.

4354
01:47:51,160 --> 01:47:52,910
Our final point, when you open

4355
01:47:52,910 --> 01:47:54,520
up your box, what should you

4356
01:47:54,520 --> 01:47:55,200
not do?

4357
01:47:55,260 --> 01:47:56,080
What do you have to be careful

4358
01:47:56,080 --> 01:47:56,960
of so you don't blow yourself

4359
01:47:56,960 --> 01:47:57,690
up and you don't blow the

4360
01:47:57,690 --> 01:47:58,260
machine up?

4361
01:47:58,260 --> 01:47:58,320
Right.

4362
01:47:59,000 --> 01:47:59,860
A couple, again, the most

4363
01:47:59,860 --> 01:48:01,080
important thing.

4364
01:48:01,180 --> 01:48:02,340
You're not a terrorist, are you?

4365
01:48:02,400 --> 01:48:02,800
No, I'm not.

4366
01:48:02,880 --> 01:48:04,360
Is ground yourself first.

4367
01:48:04,840 --> 01:48:05,740
Touch some metal here.

4368
01:48:05,960 --> 01:48:07,160
And if you're going to get in

4369
01:48:07,160 --> 01:48:08,200
there with a screwdriver and a

4370
01:48:08,200 --> 01:48:09,080
pair of pliers.

4371
01:48:09,960 --> 01:48:10,650
Make sure the thing's turned

4372
01:48:10,650 --> 01:48:11,080
off.

4373
01:48:11,440 --> 01:48:12,520
Yeah, turn it off.

4374
01:48:12,980 --> 01:48:13,790
And when you drop one of those

4375
01:48:13,790 --> 01:48:15,020
little screws in there.

4376
01:48:15,260 --> 01:48:16,000
You go get it.

4377
01:48:16,240 --> 01:48:17,180
Before you turn it on.

4378
01:48:17,200 --> 01:48:17,960
Because you could short out the

4379
01:48:17,960 --> 01:48:18,400
whole thing.

4380
01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:19,670
It'll probably be sitting right

4381
01:48:19,670 --> 01:48:20,810
against your most expensive

4382
01:48:20,810 --> 01:48:21,200
chip.

4383
01:48:21,260 --> 01:48:22,000
Dan, thanks a lot.

4384
01:48:22,320 --> 01:48:22,540
All right.

4385
01:48:22,600 --> 01:48:23,810
Sometimes the best source of

4386
01:48:23,810 --> 01:48:25,080
help for solving a computer

4387
01:48:25,080 --> 01:48:26,280
problem is going online.

4388
01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:27,360
Odds are...

4389
01:48:27,360 --> 01:48:29,040
Dan Milker is a great guest.

4390
01:48:29,200 --> 01:48:31,370
Is it a template for how guests

4391
01:48:31,370 --> 01:48:32,420
should be?

4392
01:48:33,280 --> 01:48:34,180
Somebody else has had the same

4393
01:48:34,180 --> 01:48:35,460
problem you have.

4394
01:48:35,660 --> 01:48:36,870
And there's probably a message

4395
01:48:36,870 --> 01:48:38,160
posted somewhere that will

4396
01:48:38,160 --> 01:48:39,220
solve your problem.

4397
01:48:39,620 --> 01:48:41,130
Giles has some advice on how to

4398
01:48:41,130 --> 01:48:42,220
find help online.

4399
01:48:43,120 --> 01:48:43,740
Thanks, Stuart.

4400
01:48:43,820 --> 01:48:44,910
If you're having trouble with a

4401
01:48:44,910 --> 01:48:46,010
specific piece of software or

4402
01:48:46,010 --> 01:48:47,240
hardware, one of the best ways

4403
01:48:47,240 --> 01:48:48,300
to go about finding information

4404
01:48:48,300 --> 01:48:49,400
about troubleshooting it is to

4405
01:48:49,400 --> 01:48:50,320
go straight to the source.

4406
01:48:50,680 --> 01:48:51,820
A lot of the online services I

4407
01:48:51,820 --> 01:48:53,380
happen to be on America Online

4408
01:48:53,380 --> 01:48:55,020
right now, vendors maintain

4409
01:48:55,020 --> 01:48:55,860
forums where you can get

4410
01:48:55,860 --> 01:48:56,720
information about their

4411
01:48:56,720 --> 01:48:57,240
products.

4412
01:48:57,500 --> 01:48:58,520
And in many cases, they'll have

4413
01:48:58,520 --> 01:48:59,710
already experienced the problem

4414
01:48:59,710 --> 01:49:00,720
you're talking about.

4415
01:49:00,800 --> 01:49:01,470
And they'll tell you how to

4416
01:49:01,470 --> 01:49:02,440
solve it right there online.

4417
01:49:03,000 --> 01:49:03,500
Now, if you want to go out on

4418
01:49:03,500 --> 01:49:04,580
the web, you can find those

4419
01:49:04,580 --> 01:49:05,760
companies there as well.

4420
01:49:05,760 --> 01:49:06,860
But in many cases, these are

4421
01:49:06,860 --> 01:49:08,010
problems you're going to have

4422
01:49:08,010 --> 01:49:09,220
to look to other users to help

4423
01:49:09,220 --> 01:49:10,020
find answers for.

4424
01:49:10,460 --> 01:49:11,310
In this case, I'm going to a

4425
01:49:11,310 --> 01:49:12,630
good page here called Doc's

4426
01:49:12,630 --> 01:49:13,440
Tech Notes.

4427
01:49:13,840 --> 01:49:15,010
And Doc here has sort of

4428
01:49:15,010 --> 01:49:17,080
maintained a list of all sorts

4429
01:49:17,080 --> 01:49:18,560
of links to sources of

4430
01:49:18,560 --> 01:49:19,580
information

4431
01:49:19,580 --> 01:49:20,580
about troubleshooting Windows

4432
01:49:20,580 --> 01:49:21,340
and Windows 95.

4433
01:49:21,800 --> 01:49:22,390
He's also got nice little

4434
01:49:22,390 --> 01:49:23,660
descriptive sentences about

4435
01:49:23,660 --> 01:49:24,880
each of the pages as well.

4436
01:49:25,460 --> 01:49:26,400
Now, if you're a Mac user, you'll

4437
01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:27,920
want to go to the Complete Conflict

4438
01:49:27,920 --> 01:49:28,740
Compendium.

4439
01:49:29,020 --> 01:49:30,190
This has just started recently,

4440
01:49:30,190 --> 01:49:31,530
but they're quickly building a

4441
01:49:31,530 --> 01:49:32,900
database of all the different

4442
01:49:32,900 --> 01:49:33,810
types of conflicts that can

4443
01:49:33,810 --> 01:49:34,670
happen between different

4444
01:49:34,670 --> 01:49:35,740
programs and how to solve it.

4445
01:49:35,740 --> 01:49:37,040
Now, last but not least, your

4446
01:49:37,040 --> 01:49:38,390
computer may be working fine,

4447
01:49:38,390 --> 01:49:39,540
but you're having trouble

4448
01:49:39,540 --> 01:49:40,810
with the Internet, whether it's

4449
01:49:40,810 --> 01:49:41,860
understanding an idea.

4450
01:49:41,980 --> 01:49:44,300
Look at that myriad matrix of

4451
01:49:44,300 --> 01:49:45,580
North America.

4452
01:49:47,020 --> 01:49:48,000
Everything connected.

4453
01:49:48,340 --> 01:49:49,380
Internet help desk.

4454
01:49:49,500 --> 01:49:51,480
The truly amazing thing about

4455
01:49:51,480 --> 01:49:53,250
the Internet is that it is

4456
01:49:53,250 --> 01:49:55,900
immense and largely unregulated.

4457
01:49:59,020 --> 01:50:01,740
The truly awful thing about the

4458
01:50:01,740 --> 01:50:03,520
Internet is that it is immense

4459
01:50:03,520 --> 01:50:05,760
and largely unregulated.

4460
01:50:07,760 --> 01:50:08,880
You may find that your service

4461
01:50:08,880 --> 01:50:12,460
provider or local administrator

4462
01:50:12,460 --> 01:50:15,360
is unwilling to or unable to

4463
01:50:15,360 --> 01:50:17,700
troubleshoot an email or

4464
01:50:17,700 --> 01:50:19,320
network related problem.

4465
01:50:19,820 --> 01:50:21,730
You may also find that even

4466
01:50:21,730 --> 01:50:22,790
deciphering symptoms can be

4467
01:50:22,790 --> 01:50:23,620
difficult.

4468
01:50:23,620 --> 01:50:25,670
Use these little links to

4469
01:50:25,670 --> 01:50:28,020
troubleshoot your email and

4470
01:50:28,020 --> 01:50:29,990
network slash internet

4471
01:50:29,990 --> 01:50:31,480
connections.

4472
01:50:32,420 --> 01:50:34,250
Whenever possible, several

4473
01:50:34,250 --> 01:50:36,780
links are offered in case of

4474
01:50:36,780 --> 01:50:39,290
system overload or network

4475
01:50:39,290 --> 01:50:40,560
problems.

4476
01:50:41,560 --> 01:50:43,050
Or it's a specific problem with

4477
01:50:43,050 --> 01:50:44,580
a piece of client software.

4478
01:50:44,960 --> 01:50:45,860
They'll come to the Internet

4479
01:50:45,860 --> 01:50:47,230
help desk, and then you'll see

4480
01:50:47,230 --> 01:50:48,640
there are different areas,

4481
01:50:48,740 --> 01:50:49,960
email connectivity, Internet

4482
01:50:49,960 --> 01:50:51,020
network connectivity.

4483
01:50:51,120 --> 01:50:51,600
I'll go to that.

4484
01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:53,040
And you will find answers,

4485
01:50:53,040 --> 01:50:54,360
probable causes for your

4486
01:50:54,360 --> 01:50:56,220
problems, and ways to solve it.

4487
01:50:56,220 --> 01:50:57,150
If you've got a question about

4488
01:50:57,150 --> 01:50:58,180
the Internet, this is the place

4489
01:50:58,180 --> 01:50:58,940
to start looking.

4490
01:50:59,620 --> 01:51:00,730
Now, time for our weekly

4491
01:51:00,730 --> 01:51:01,940
summary of what's new in the

4492
01:51:01,940 --> 01:51:03,500
field of personal computing.

4493
01:51:03,640 --> 01:51:04,490
Here's this week's Random

4494
01:51:04,490 --> 01:51:04,940
Access.

4495
01:51:05,360 --> 01:51:05,800
Energy.

4496
01:51:06,040 --> 01:51:06,600
Random Access.

4497
01:51:06,600 --> 01:51:07,790
In the Random Access file this

4498
01:51:07,790 --> 01:51:08,970
week, another security flaw

4499
01:51:08,970 --> 01:51:10,280
found in Netscape's Navigator

4500
01:51:10,280 --> 01:51:11,140
web browser.

4501
01:51:11,440 --> 01:51:12,800
A Princeton University team

4502
01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:14,180
says the flaw could allow

4503
01:51:14,180 --> 01:51:16,040
programmers to create websites

4504
01:51:16,040 --> 01:51:17,540
that would be able to destroy

4505
01:51:17,540 --> 01:51:19,170
or steal data from visiting

4506
01:51:19,170 --> 01:51:19,780
users.

4507
01:51:20,280 --> 01:51:21,070
Netscape is working to

4508
01:51:21,070 --> 01:51:22,540
eliminate the problem.

4509
01:51:23,260 --> 01:51:24,230
And there's another new search

4510
01:51:24,230 --> 01:51:25,260
engine online.

4511
01:51:25,260 --> 01:51:25,480
Hotbot.

4512
01:51:25,540 --> 01:51:27,000
Wired Magazine and Inktoomey

4513
01:51:27,000 --> 01:51:28,180
have joined together to

4514
01:51:28,180 --> 01:51:29,340
introduce Hotbot.

4515
01:51:29,340 --> 01:51:30,860
The search service claims to

4516
01:51:30,860 --> 01:51:32,750
search every last one of the 50

4517
01:51:32,750 --> 01:51:34,620
million web pages in existence.

4518
01:51:35,080 --> 01:51:36,470
Unlike other indexes which use

4519
01:51:36,470 --> 01:51:38,000
a single large computer,

4520
01:51:38,420 --> 01:51:39,480
Inktoomey technology uses

4521
01:51:39,480 --> 01:51:40,900
several smaller machines

4522
01:51:40,900 --> 01:51:42,260
networked together.

4523
01:51:42,820 --> 01:51:43,620
At the spring consumer

4524
01:51:43,620 --> 01:51:45,010
electronics show, TV

4525
01:51:45,010 --> 01:51:46,550
manufacturer Curtis Mathis

4526
01:51:46,550 --> 01:51:48,130
demonstrated its new Uniview

4527
01:51:48,130 --> 01:51:49,040
technology.

4528
01:51:49,040 --> 01:51:50,180
Look at that.

4529
01:51:50,360 --> 01:51:51,420
One-two Uniview.

4530
01:51:52,060 --> 01:51:53,240
Massive fucking sovereign with

4531
01:51:53,240 --> 01:51:54,680
a cherry in the middle.

4532
01:51:54,680 --> 01:51:57,600
A bit of platinum inside that

4533
01:51:57,600 --> 01:51:59,960
gold ensconcement.

4534
01:52:00,420 --> 01:52:02,320
...to provide internet access

4535
01:52:02,320 --> 01:52:03,760
through your TV set.

4536
01:52:04,100 --> 01:52:05,310
You will also be able to send

4537
01:52:05,310 --> 01:52:06,900
faxes and swipe your credit

4538
01:52:06,900 --> 01:52:07,440
card.

4539
01:52:07,600 --> 01:52:07,900
Wow.

4540
01:52:08,160 --> 01:52:09,580
He looks like George Morrow.

4541
01:52:09,760 --> 01:52:10,960
...through the unit for...

4542
01:52:10,960 --> 01:52:14,680
...and Curtis Maher.

4543
01:52:15,340 --> 01:52:16,510
You won't get these fellas

4544
01:52:16,510 --> 01:52:18,360
doing the demonstrations

4545
01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:19,240
anymore.

4546
01:52:20,240 --> 01:52:21,620
He's been focused.

4547
01:52:21,740 --> 01:52:23,550
His type, our ilk, has been

4548
01:52:23,550 --> 01:52:25,770
focused, grouped into oblivion,

4549
01:52:25,770 --> 01:52:27,860
into the back room nowadays.

4550
01:52:28,360 --> 01:52:30,430
And you saw that from, say, any

4551
01:52:30,430 --> 01:52:32,860
Google, I.O. or tech event.

4552
01:52:33,020 --> 01:52:33,700
Home shopping.

4553
01:52:34,440 --> 01:52:35,380
At the Electronic Entertainment

4554
01:52:35,380 --> 01:52:36,700
Expo, Sega introduced an

4555
01:52:36,700 --> 01:52:38,360
internet peripheral...

4556
01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:39,180
Sega.

4557
01:52:39,180 --> 01:52:40,780
...to connect to its Saturn

4558
01:52:40,780 --> 01:52:42,320
game machine called NetLink.

4559
01:52:42,400 --> 01:52:44,280
The device will cost about $200.

4560
01:52:45,140 --> 01:52:47,150
We're going to be bringing a

4561
01:52:47,150 --> 01:52:49,800
lot of product onto the NetLink.

4562
01:52:50,160 --> 01:52:50,820
A lot of product.

4563
01:52:50,820 --> 01:52:52,080
...to play against one another.

4564
01:52:52,640 --> 01:52:54,000
We got so much product.

4565
01:52:54,320 --> 01:52:55,040
Really, we're all...

4566
01:52:55,040 --> 01:52:56,090
I think, is that in Japan or

4567
01:52:56,090 --> 01:52:56,720
something?

4568
01:52:56,880 --> 01:52:58,650
...all just amateurs of the

4569
01:52:58,650 --> 01:53:00,190
kind of gameplay we can do on

4570
01:53:00,190 --> 01:53:01,220
the internet.

4571
01:53:01,960 --> 01:53:03,480
Bandai Digital has an...

4572
01:53:03,480 --> 01:53:04,660
What's the fucking state of

4573
01:53:04,660 --> 01:53:05,320
that, man?

4574
01:53:05,400 --> 01:53:06,460
Bandai's console.

4575
01:53:07,320 --> 01:53:07,780
Banana.

4576
01:53:08,780 --> 01:53:10,020
Looks like a Dreamcast.

4577
01:53:10,020 --> 01:53:12,350
...announced plans to release

4578
01:53:12,350 --> 01:53:14,100
its low-cost multimedia and

4579
01:53:14,100 --> 01:53:16,200
internet information appliance

4580
01:53:16,200 --> 01:53:17,260
in September.

4581
01:53:17,720 --> 01:53:18,520
Based on Apple Pippin

4582
01:53:18,520 --> 01:53:20,270
technology, the unit will be

4583
01:53:20,270 --> 01:53:21,880
called At World and sell for

4584
01:53:21,880 --> 01:53:23,160
about $600.

4585
01:53:24,160 --> 01:53:25,220
And cyber media is taking your

4586
01:53:25,220 --> 01:53:27,290
computer on the net to upgrade

4587
01:53:27,290 --> 01:53:28,620
your software.

4588
01:53:29,080 --> 01:53:30,560
The new service is called Oil

4589
01:53:30,560 --> 01:53:31,360
Change.

4590
01:53:31,660 --> 01:53:33,040
That's it for this week's news.

4591
01:53:33,180 --> 01:53:34,000
Back to you, Stuart.

4592
01:53:34,880 --> 01:53:35,320
Now...

4593
01:53:35,320 --> 01:53:35,720
All right.

4594
01:53:35,820 --> 01:53:36,940
Now my pick of the week.

4595
01:53:36,940 --> 01:53:38,180
For my pick of the week.

4596
01:53:38,740 --> 01:53:40,100
PDAs have gotten a kind of bad

4597
01:53:40,100 --> 01:53:41,480
name after the high promises

4598
01:53:41,480 --> 01:53:42,960
made for the Apple Newton and

4599
01:53:42,960 --> 01:53:43,930
then its disappointing

4600
01:53:43,930 --> 01:53:44,660
performance.

4601
01:53:45,180 --> 01:53:45,300
Eat up, Martha.

4602
01:53:45,300 --> 01:53:46,550
The problem with the original

4603
01:53:46,550 --> 01:53:47,800
Newton was high-cost, small

4604
01:53:47,800 --> 01:53:49,150
memory, and funny handwriting

4605
01:53:49,150 --> 01:53:49,900
recognition.

4606
01:53:50,440 --> 01:53:51,420
Eat up, Martha.

4607
01:53:51,560 --> 01:53:52,860
Casio tried the PDA game with

4608
01:53:52,860 --> 01:53:54,700
the Zoomer, but that was a flop.

4609
01:53:55,080 --> 01:53:55,800
Sony has its...

4610
01:53:55,800 --> 01:53:57,320
They had Zoomers from the

4611
01:53:57,320 --> 01:53:58,320
fucking future.

4612
01:53:58,920 --> 01:54:01,230
They got a Zoomer to come back

4613
01:54:01,230 --> 01:54:03,760
in time and try the Newton.

4614
01:54:04,100 --> 01:54:04,460
...ognition.

4615
01:54:04,460 --> 01:54:04,500
...ognition.

4616
01:54:05,380 --> 01:54:06,750
The problem with the original

4617
01:54:06,750 --> 01:54:08,120
Newton was high-cost, small

4618
01:54:08,120 --> 01:54:09,610
memory, and funny handwriting

4619
01:54:09,610 --> 01:54:10,500
recognition.

4620
01:54:11,060 --> 01:54:12,180
Casio tried the PDA game with

4621
01:54:12,180 --> 01:54:14,220
the Zoomer, but that was a flop.

4622
01:54:14,580 --> 01:54:15,780
Sony has its Magic Link, which

4623
01:54:15,780 --> 01:54:17,350
is a nice piece of technology,

4624
01:54:17,350 --> 01:54:18,850
but it's big and bulky and used

4625
01:54:18,850 --> 01:54:19,740
to cost a lot.

4626
01:54:20,100 --> 01:54:21,450
My favorite handheld device has

4627
01:54:21,450 --> 01:54:22,820
been the Sharp Wizard.

4628
01:54:23,540 --> 01:54:24,300
He said it.

4629
01:54:24,440 --> 01:54:25,400
He said the thing.

4630
01:54:26,160 --> 01:54:34,160
He loves a good handheld device.

4631
01:54:34,160 --> 01:54:35,730
My favorite handheld device has

4632
01:54:35,730 --> 01:54:37,020
been the Sharp Wizard.

4633
01:54:37,020 --> 01:54:38,800
Well put together, functional

4634
01:54:38,800 --> 01:54:40,360
and a real business tool.

4635
01:54:40,360 --> 01:54:41,840
But I think perhaps the best

4636
01:54:41,840 --> 01:54:43,390
version of a PDA has just come

4637
01:54:43,390 --> 01:54:44,840
out from Hewlett Packard

4638
01:54:44,840 --> 01:54:46,940
called the Omnigo 100 Personal

4639
01:54:46,940 --> 01:54:48,040
Organizer Plus.

4640
01:54:48,040 --> 01:54:49,040
This little thing.

4641
01:54:49,040 --> 01:54:53,390
I had this little baby, the Omnigo

4642
01:54:53,390 --> 01:54:54,500
Power Plus.

4643
01:54:54,500 --> 01:54:56,140
It's come out from Hewlett Packard

4644
01:54:56,140 --> 01:54:57,990
called the Omnigo 100 Personal

4645
01:54:57,990 --> 01:54:59,060
Organizer Plus.

4646
01:54:59,060 --> 01:55:00,810
This little thing is an almost

4647
01:55:00,810 --> 01:55:02,180
perfect combination of the

4648
01:55:02,180 --> 01:55:03,600
Newton and the Wizard.

4649
01:55:03,600 --> 01:55:05,110
It's really small, it has a

4650
01:55:05,110 --> 01:55:06,710
keyboard, but it also has an

4651
01:55:06,710 --> 01:55:08,560
electronic notepad that uses a

4652
01:55:08,560 --> 01:55:10,420
handwriting recognition system

4653
01:55:10,420 --> 01:55:11,560
called Graffiti.

4654
01:55:11,560 --> 01:55:12,560
Spend...

4655
01:55:12,560 --> 01:55:13,560
Tony says $700.

4656
01:55:13,560 --> 01:55:15,340
Do we have any takers on that?

4657
01:55:15,340 --> 01:55:17,880
I think he's going to go $500.

4658
01:55:17,880 --> 01:55:20,440
I think $7 is too much for that.

4659
01:55:20,440 --> 01:55:22,940
But then again, that additional

4660
01:55:22,940 --> 01:55:25,430
thing for the Saturn, the Sega,

4661
01:55:25,430 --> 01:55:28,000
the net add-on was $200.

4662
01:55:28,000 --> 01:55:29,540
Something like this.

4663
01:55:29,540 --> 01:55:30,540
Yeah, I think $500.

4664
01:55:30,540 --> 01:55:32,540
I'm low balling.

4665
01:55:32,540 --> 01:55:33,540
Over a grand.

4666
01:55:33,540 --> 01:55:33,540
It's Quib 899.

4667
01:55:33,540 --> 01:55:37,710
Everyone going a lot higher

4668
01:55:37,710 --> 01:55:42,640
than the initial $500.

4669
01:55:42,640 --> 01:55:44,640
The initial $700.

4670
01:55:44,640 --> 01:55:45,640
We're going to go.

4671
01:55:45,640 --> 01:55:47,100
We're going to go with this.

4672
01:55:47,100 --> 01:55:48,100
We're going to go with this.

4673
01:55:48,100 --> 01:55:48,100
We're going to go with this.

4674
01:55:48,100 --> 01:55:49,590
We'll spend about five minutes

4675
01:55:49,590 --> 01:55:50,970
learning how to use it and you

4676
01:55:50,970 --> 01:55:52,070
will get very reliable

4677
01:55:52,070 --> 01:55:52,860
handwriting

4678
01:55:52,860 --> 01:55:53,920
recognition.

4679
01:55:53,920 --> 01:55:55,490
The Omnigo comes complete with

4680
01:55:55,490 --> 01:55:57,060
dozens of practical tools like

4681
01:55:57,060 --> 01:55:58,680
a stopwatch, an alarm, a world

4682
01:55:58,680 --> 01:55:59,020
time

4683
01:55:59,020 --> 01:56:00,830
clock, an HP 12c financial

4684
01:56:00,830 --> 01:56:02,720
calculator, a real full feature

4685
01:56:02,720 --> 01:56:04,660
spreadsheet, and all the usual

4686
01:56:04,660 --> 01:56:06,160
personal organizer tools.

4687
01:56:06,160 --> 01:56:07,660
It's a hard sell.

4688
01:56:07,660 --> 01:56:08,660
It's going to be a big one.

4689
01:56:08,660 --> 01:56:10,160
I think it's going to go over

4690
01:56:10,160 --> 01:56:10,660
five.

4691
01:56:10,660 --> 01:56:12,360
It's going to go over five

4692
01:56:12,360 --> 01:56:14,570
because they're throwing in all

4693
01:56:14,570 --> 01:56:15,540
this shit.

4694
01:56:15,540 --> 01:56:17,840
A real full feature spreadsheet

4695
01:56:17,840 --> 01:56:19,760
and all the usual personal

4696
01:56:19,760 --> 01:56:21,220
organizer tools.

4697
01:56:21,220 --> 01:56:22,220
Plus it lets you fold.

4698
01:56:22,220 --> 01:56:23,580
Imagine doing a fucking

4699
01:56:23,580 --> 01:56:24,980
spreadsheet on that.

4700
01:56:24,980 --> 01:56:25,980
The size of the screen.

4701
01:56:25,980 --> 01:56:26,980
It's tiny.

4702
01:56:26,980 --> 01:56:28,480
You wouldn't even be able to

4703
01:56:28,480 --> 01:56:29,960
see the cells and the stuff

4704
01:56:29,960 --> 01:56:30,980
that's going in.

4705
01:56:30,980 --> 01:56:33,020
A real full feature spreadsheet

4706
01:56:33,020 --> 01:56:34,690
and all the usual personal

4707
01:56:34,690 --> 01:56:36,060
organizer tools.

4708
01:56:36,060 --> 01:56:37,640
Plus it lets you fold the thing

4709
01:56:37,640 --> 01:56:39,160
so you can use it this way like

4710
01:56:39,160 --> 01:56:40,480
a wizard or fold it this

4711
01:56:40,480 --> 01:56:42,330
way and use it just like a

4712
01:56:42,330 --> 01:56:43,220
Newton.

4713
01:56:43,220 --> 01:56:44,550
Best of all, Omnigo is selling

4714
01:56:44,550 --> 01:56:45,720
for under $350.

4715
01:56:45,720 --> 01:56:46,720
Whoa!

4716
01:56:46,720 --> 01:56:48,190
It is really a cool little

4717
01:56:48,190 --> 01:56:48,840
gadget.

4718
01:56:48,840 --> 01:56:50,740
That is a great price and

4719
01:56:50,740 --> 01:56:52,980
nobody came in with that.

4720
01:56:52,980 --> 01:56:55,260
We all overshot everybody.

4721
01:56:55,260 --> 01:56:57,120
Shocking stuff.

4722
01:56:57,120 --> 01:56:59,560
I don't think anybody went

4723
01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:01,040
under three.

4724
01:57:01,040 --> 01:57:04,650
Saturday said free as a joke

4725
01:57:04,650 --> 01:57:05,960
price.

4726
01:57:05,960 --> 01:57:06,960
But no, I'm scanning through.

4727
01:57:06,960 --> 01:57:08,370
I'm looking back through the

4728
01:57:08,370 --> 01:57:09,300
comments here.

4729
01:57:09,300 --> 01:57:12,040
It's actually gone below $400.

4730
01:57:12,040 --> 01:57:14,040
Maybe a $399.

4731
01:57:14,040 --> 01:57:15,540
No, not even a $399.

4732
01:57:15,540 --> 01:57:16,540
No.

4733
01:57:16,540 --> 01:57:19,540
Yeah, there was one $399.

4734
01:57:19,540 --> 01:57:20,540
Yeah.

4735
01:57:20,540 --> 01:57:20,940
No.

4736
01:57:20,940 --> 01:57:21,740
Yeah.

4737
01:57:21,740 --> 01:57:22,340
Gobbles.

4738
01:57:22,340 --> 01:57:22,940
$399.

4739
01:57:22,940 --> 01:57:24,540
Still not enough.

4740
01:57:24,540 --> 01:57:25,040
Not enough.

4741
01:57:25,040 --> 01:57:26,190
That's it for this week's

4742
01:57:26,190 --> 01:57:27,400
Computer Chronicles.

4743
01:57:27,400 --> 01:57:28,710
We'll be back here again next

4744
01:57:28,710 --> 01:57:30,080
week with another half hour of

4745
01:57:30,080 --> 01:57:31,600
the latest in personal computer

4746
01:57:31,600 --> 01:57:32,240
technology.

4747
01:57:32,240 --> 01:57:32,880
Love it.

4748
01:57:32,880 --> 01:57:33,500
I'm Stuart Chaffee.

4749
01:57:33,500 --> 01:57:34,940
We'll see you here next time.

4750
01:57:34,940 --> 01:57:36,400
You are Stuart Chaffee.

4751
01:57:37,780 --> 01:57:39,190
The Computer Chronicles is made

4752
01:57:39,190 --> 01:57:40,520
possible in part by...

4753
01:57:40,520 --> 01:57:42,780
And that's it.

4754
01:57:43,220 --> 01:57:44,620
An abrupt ending.

4755
01:57:45,120 --> 01:57:46,520
Hate that when they fucking

4756
01:57:46,520 --> 01:57:48,830
leave us like that without the

4757
01:57:48,830 --> 01:57:50,980
significant outro theme tune.

4758
01:57:53,520 --> 01:57:54,990
I mean I want to go into Net

4759
01:57:54,990 --> 01:57:57,260
Cafe half an hour and just get...

4760
01:57:57,260 --> 01:57:58,260
But then the was...

4761
01:57:58,260 --> 01:58:01,020
The was is in a suggested video.

4762
01:58:01,760 --> 01:58:02,810
Maybe a quick look and see what

4763
01:58:02,810 --> 01:58:04,380
the was is up to in this.

4764
01:58:06,260 --> 01:58:07,800
And that's really loud.

4765
01:58:07,800 --> 01:58:08,800
Apologies about that.

4766
01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:14,300
Okay.

4767
01:58:14,700 --> 01:58:15,200
First.

4768
01:58:15,860 --> 01:58:16,360
Wow.

4769
01:58:17,300 --> 01:58:18,200
What year is this?

4770
01:58:18,200 --> 01:58:19,280
Trying to get my cheat sheet

4771
01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:19,600
out.

4772
01:58:19,900 --> 01:58:20,800
It's handheld.

4773
01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:21,720
It's alright everyone find it

4774
01:58:21,720 --> 01:58:22,060
buddy.

4775
01:58:22,060 --> 01:58:22,860
Punched cards.

4776
01:58:23,720 --> 01:58:24,920
The cheat sheet's on paper.

4777
01:58:25,420 --> 01:58:25,920
Okay.

4778
01:58:26,620 --> 01:58:27,220
The cheat...

4779
01:58:27,220 --> 01:58:28,020
The cheat sheet.

4780
01:58:28,020 --> 01:58:29,020
Or the cheat sheet.

4781
01:58:29,760 --> 01:58:30,660
I thought she said the cheat

4782
01:58:30,660 --> 01:58:31,920
sheet's on paper.

4783
01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:33,180
I thought cheat sheet was some

4784
01:58:33,180 --> 01:58:34,330
sort of drug that they'd all

4785
01:58:34,330 --> 01:58:35,600
taken before the...

4786
01:58:35,600 --> 01:58:37,900
Before the director said action.

4787
01:58:38,440 --> 01:58:39,340
They're all...

4788
01:58:39,340 --> 01:58:41,060
Hacked up on cheat sheet dust.

4789
01:58:41,960 --> 01:58:42,600
That the was had managed to

4790
01:58:42,600 --> 01:58:44,100
bring into the...

4791
01:58:44,100 --> 01:58:44,860
The atmosphere.

4792
01:58:45,860 --> 01:58:46,840
Alright everyone find it buddy.

4793
01:58:46,840 --> 01:58:47,460
Punched cards.

4794
01:58:48,540 --> 01:58:49,640
The cheat sheet's on paper.

4795
01:58:50,260 --> 01:58:50,540
Okay.

4796
01:58:51,160 --> 01:58:52,560
Someone had a...

4797
01:58:52,560 --> 01:58:53,890
A smattering of cheat sheet on

4798
01:58:53,890 --> 01:58:55,130
some paper and they were all

4799
01:58:55,130 --> 01:58:55,900
doing...

4800
01:58:56,660 --> 01:58:57,100
Bits...

4801
01:58:57,100 --> 01:58:58,020
They were all doing locks of

4802
01:58:58,020 --> 01:58:59,060
cheat sheet before...

4803
01:58:59,600 --> 01:59:00,460
Hitting the scene.

4804
01:59:02,000 --> 01:59:03,380
There's a lot of enthusiasm.

4805
01:59:03,860 --> 01:59:04,480
By the way.

4806
01:59:04,860 --> 01:59:06,060
What about the enthusiasm in

4807
01:59:06,060 --> 01:59:07,000
that last episode?

4808
01:59:07,000 --> 01:59:08,970
I thought Stu really brought it

4809
01:59:08,970 --> 01:59:10,000
to the table.

4810
01:59:10,440 --> 01:59:11,240
His enunciation.

4811
01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:13,200
His fucking enthusiasm.

4812
01:59:13,460 --> 01:59:14,100
Second to none.

4813
01:59:15,100 --> 01:59:15,420
Yes.

4814
01:59:15,700 --> 01:59:16,220
That's pretty.

4815
01:59:18,300 --> 01:59:19,270
So this area here is our first

4816
01:59:19,270 --> 01:59:20,240
stop.

4817
01:59:20,420 --> 01:59:21,120
So let y'all stop here.

4818
01:59:24,560 --> 01:59:26,060
Smashed on Chi Chi.

4819
01:59:27,800 --> 01:59:29,780
He looks Chi Chi'd out of it.

4820
01:59:29,840 --> 01:59:30,400
Does the was.

4821
01:59:30,720 --> 01:59:32,540
I think that definitely was Chi

4822
01:59:32,540 --> 01:59:33,760
Chi in the studio.

4823
01:59:34,760 --> 01:59:36,160
That wasn't cheat sheet.

4824
01:59:36,300 --> 01:59:38,000
Because that's the face of

4825
01:59:38,000 --> 01:59:40,120
someone who's gone full Chi Chi

4826
01:59:40,120 --> 01:59:40,780
mode.

4827
01:59:42,780 --> 01:59:43,020
Okay.

4828
01:59:43,120 --> 01:59:43,440
In here.

4829
01:59:43,440 --> 01:59:44,470
Of course we've got the early

4830
01:59:44,470 --> 01:59:45,580
abacus machines that everyone

4831
01:59:45,580 --> 01:59:46,300
understands.

4832
01:59:46,640 --> 01:59:47,740
But it's important to us.

4833
01:59:47,920 --> 01:59:50,440
And that is a Sony PD150.

4834
01:59:51,200 --> 01:59:51,700
No it's not.

4835
01:59:52,580 --> 01:59:53,860
It might be a JVC.

4836
01:59:54,740 --> 01:59:55,620
It's mini DV.

4837
01:59:57,920 --> 01:59:58,420
The people.

4838
01:59:58,920 --> 01:59:59,680
Maybe it's not.

4839
01:59:59,780 --> 02:00:00,880
Maybe this is more contemporary.

4840
02:00:01,000 --> 02:00:01,810
But look at the state of the

4841
02:00:01,810 --> 02:00:02,280
quality.

4842
02:00:02,400 --> 02:00:03,120
It's not even fucking.

4843
02:00:03,520 --> 02:00:04,340
It's 480p.

4844
02:00:05,340 --> 02:00:06,600
We actually sat down.

4845
02:00:06,800 --> 02:00:08,280
And we're extremely skilled.

4846
02:00:08,400 --> 02:00:09,580
And of course you see the guys

4847
02:00:09,580 --> 02:00:11,050
on TVs that can beat calculators

4848
02:00:11,050 --> 02:00:11,940
with abacuses.

4849
02:00:12,440 --> 02:00:12,440
So.

4850
02:00:12,780 --> 02:00:14,980
It's an X1000 Jake.

4851
02:00:15,120 --> 02:00:15,360
You know.

4852
02:00:15,620 --> 02:00:16,410
That's always been a part of

4853
02:00:16,410 --> 02:00:17,060
this museum.

4854
02:00:17,160 --> 02:00:17,910
It's not one of the things I'm

4855
02:00:17,910 --> 02:00:19,040
talking personally about today.

4856
02:00:20,420 --> 02:00:22,760
And that's a Zoom H1.

4857
02:00:23,020 --> 02:00:24,100
Very cheap stuff.

4858
02:00:24,240 --> 02:00:24,720
I had one.

4859
02:00:25,860 --> 02:00:26,820
Very cheap stuff.

4860
02:00:27,960 --> 02:00:29,380
And I don't know what these

4861
02:00:29,380 --> 02:00:30,080
guys are.

4862
02:00:30,160 --> 02:00:31,690
Just using point and shoot

4863
02:00:31,690 --> 02:00:33,540
digital cameras that people are

4864
02:00:33,540 --> 02:00:35,560
interested in buying nowadays

4865
02:00:35,560 --> 02:00:37,160
for that authentic old school

4866
02:00:37,160 --> 02:00:37,760
look.

4867
02:00:37,860 --> 02:00:40,180
But then again you've got a Rode

4868
02:00:40,180 --> 02:00:41,930
VideoMic Pro on top of a

4869
02:00:41,930 --> 02:00:44,840
fucking DSLR maybe or something.

4870
02:00:44,980 --> 02:00:46,800
So what year are we even in?

4871
02:00:46,840 --> 02:00:47,690
It's hard to tell when

4872
02:00:47,690 --> 02:00:48,940
something's 480p.

4873
02:00:49,300 --> 02:00:50,560
We don't know what this is.

4874
02:00:51,680 --> 02:00:53,040
This area will feature calculators

4875
02:00:53,040 --> 02:00:55,620
from more than 2,000 years

4876
02:00:55,620 --> 02:00:56,340
total.

4877
02:00:57,340 --> 02:00:59,340
From slide rules through early

4878
02:00:59,340 --> 02:01:00,970
attempts at doing Napier's

4879
02:01:00,970 --> 02:01:01,580
bones.

4880
02:01:01,840 --> 02:01:02,760
Things like the Pascaline.

4881
02:01:03,680 --> 02:01:05,150
And mechanical calculators like

4882
02:01:05,150 --> 02:01:06,480
the Curta here.

4883
02:01:07,100 --> 02:01:08,600
Some of these devices too.

4884
02:01:08,740 --> 02:01:10,240
I mean they've figured out ways

4885
02:01:10,240 --> 02:01:11,550
that you can actually put

4886
02:01:11,550 --> 02:01:13,130
things around and do calculus

4887
02:01:13,130 --> 02:01:14,440
on physical devices.

4888
02:01:15,100 --> 02:01:15,540
Calculus.

4889
02:01:15,540 --> 02:01:17,800
These are really historic.

4890
02:01:19,100 --> 02:01:20,800
Historic medieval calculus boys

4891
02:01:20,800 --> 02:01:22,320
using abacai.

4892
02:01:23,780 --> 02:01:24,320
Beads.

4893
02:01:25,140 --> 02:01:25,580
Items.

4894
02:01:25,580 --> 02:01:27,710
Counting using beans, beads and

4895
02:01:27,710 --> 02:01:28,380
seeds.

4896
02:01:29,000 --> 02:01:29,740
On a desk.

4897
02:01:30,740 --> 02:01:31,860
And you can see a wonderful

4898
02:01:31,860 --> 02:01:34,240
graphic of a table abacus.

4899
02:01:34,900 --> 02:01:36,500
I believe that's from England.

4900
02:01:36,980 --> 02:01:40,440
Yeah I'd say what 1546?

4901
02:01:41,500 --> 02:01:42,820
The 1300s.

4902
02:01:43,820 --> 02:01:44,420
1300s.

4903
02:01:44,420 --> 02:01:50,080
You can hear a bit of fucking

4904
02:01:50,080 --> 02:01:52,340
chi chi.

4905
02:01:52,480 --> 02:01:53,540
Someone's on the chi chi dust

4906
02:01:53,540 --> 02:01:53,960
there.

4907
02:01:54,100 --> 02:01:55,080
Just as we move through to the

4908
02:01:55,080 --> 02:01:55,600
next bit.

4909
02:01:55,880 --> 02:01:57,960
It's very fast this movement.

4910
02:01:58,380 --> 02:01:59,220
Listen to the...

4911
02:01:59,220 --> 02:02:00,260
Someone sniffs.

4912
02:02:01,720 --> 02:02:02,980
Might not be loud enough for

4913
02:02:02,980 --> 02:02:03,800
you to hear it.

4914
02:02:03,800 --> 02:02:05,040
Can you go down this way?

4915
02:02:05,040 --> 02:02:05,980
Watch the part here.

4916
02:02:05,980 --> 02:02:06,300
Yeah.

4917
02:02:10,300 --> 02:02:10,740
Whoa.

4918
02:02:10,980 --> 02:02:11,440
Be careful.

4919
02:02:12,240 --> 02:02:12,910
It's so beautiful you can't see

4920
02:02:12,910 --> 02:02:13,660
the stairs.

4921
02:02:16,180 --> 02:02:17,980
This is the Hollerith machine.

4922
02:02:17,980 --> 02:02:18,480
Right.

4923
02:02:18,480 --> 02:02:20,180
It's used to do the 1890 census.

4924
02:02:20,180 --> 02:02:22,020
And one of the most important

4925
02:02:22,020 --> 02:02:22,900
machines.

4926
02:02:22,900 --> 02:02:24,980
It really introduced automatic

4927
02:02:24,980 --> 02:02:27,400
counting basically to the world.

4928
02:02:27,400 --> 02:02:28,920
This is used in the 1890 census.

4929
02:02:28,920 --> 02:02:30,620
It counted 60 million people

4930
02:02:30,620 --> 02:02:32,130
and was actually the winner of

4931
02:02:32,130 --> 02:02:33,720
a government contest to find a

4932
02:02:33,720 --> 02:02:34,760
way to mechanize the census.

4933
02:02:35,340 --> 02:02:36,340
Because you have to do it every

4934
02:02:36,340 --> 02:02:36,920
10 years.

4935
02:02:37,020 --> 02:02:37,560
And the first...

4936
02:02:37,560 --> 02:02:39,430
And the 1880 census had taken

4937
02:02:39,430 --> 02:02:40,220
seven years.

4938
02:02:40,320 --> 02:02:42,020
So the 1890 census would have

4939
02:02:42,020 --> 02:02:43,170
taken more than 10

4940
02:02:43,170 --> 02:02:44,620
constitutional crisis, big

4941
02:02:44,620 --> 02:02:45,980
problems, and the winner.

4942
02:02:46,220 --> 02:02:47,140
And of course the Hollerith

4943
02:02:47,140 --> 02:02:48,000
company...

4944
02:02:48,000 --> 02:02:49,640
I like the Waz's shoes.

4945
02:02:49,800 --> 02:02:50,200
Are we...

4946
02:02:50,200 --> 02:02:51,440
Are we reading this?

4947
02:02:52,140 --> 02:02:52,780
Are we reading?

4948
02:02:53,700 --> 02:02:54,720
I'm using the Royal Wheel.

4949
02:02:54,720 --> 02:02:56,180
The 1890 census had taken seven

4950
02:02:56,180 --> 02:02:56,560
years.

4951
02:02:56,560 --> 02:02:58,150
So the 1890 census would have

4952
02:02:58,150 --> 02:02:58,780
taken more than 10

4953
02:02:58,780 --> 02:02:59,880
constitutional...

4954
02:02:59,880 --> 02:03:01,300
That's fantastic stuff.

4955
02:03:03,140 --> 02:03:04,320
Maybe I have to call the uncle.

4956
02:03:04,420 --> 02:03:05,180
Hopefully we have him.

4957
02:03:05,720 --> 02:03:06,060
Tom.

4958
02:03:06,460 --> 02:03:07,320
Hello line four.

4959
02:03:09,860 --> 02:03:10,460
Are you getting on?

4960
02:03:10,520 --> 02:03:11,000
What's the story?

4961
02:03:12,380 --> 02:03:12,960
Are you tuning?

4962
02:03:13,020 --> 02:03:14,080
Thanks very much for the stream

4963
02:03:14,080 --> 02:03:14,480
there.

4964
02:03:14,560 --> 02:03:15,960
And thanks very much for being

4965
02:03:15,960 --> 02:03:17,300
on the line there, Tom.

4966
02:03:19,240 --> 02:03:20,300
We've just...

4967
02:03:20,300 --> 02:03:23,520
Stumbled upon a Waz video.

4968
02:03:23,520 --> 02:03:25,450
A Wicked Waz video from the

4969
02:03:25,450 --> 02:03:26,120
past.

4970
02:03:26,560 --> 02:03:27,960
And are you seeing it?

4971
02:03:29,100 --> 02:03:29,990
It's a lovely pair of slip-ons

4972
02:03:29,990 --> 02:03:31,460
that he has there.

4973
02:03:31,840 --> 02:03:32,900
And yep.

4974
02:03:33,000 --> 02:03:34,520
I like the way the pants...

4975
02:03:34,520 --> 02:03:36,150
The pants are draped over those

4976
02:03:36,150 --> 02:03:36,760
as well.

4977
02:03:38,140 --> 02:03:39,160
They look comfortable.

4978
02:03:39,580 --> 02:03:41,020
They also look like they could

4979
02:03:41,020 --> 02:03:42,140
be very...

4980
02:03:42,140 --> 02:03:43,820
They could be casual, but they

4981
02:03:43,820 --> 02:03:45,300
could also operate well in a

4982
02:03:45,300 --> 02:03:46,780
business environment.

4983
02:03:47,120 --> 02:03:48,250
And good grippage on the bottom

4984
02:03:48,250 --> 02:03:49,140
of them as well.

4985
02:03:49,240 --> 02:03:49,960
Play the clip there.

4986
02:03:49,960 --> 02:03:51,280
Institutional crisis, big

4987
02:03:51,280 --> 02:03:52,660
problems, and the winner.

4988
02:03:52,900 --> 02:03:53,410
And of course the Hollerith

4989
02:03:53,410 --> 02:03:54,020
company...

4990
02:03:54,740 --> 02:03:58,220
Sort of Kim Jong-un or Il-esque.

4991
02:03:59,800 --> 02:04:00,480
It is indeed.

4992
02:04:00,620 --> 02:04:01,670
Combined with three others to

4993
02:04:01,670 --> 02:04:02,180
form IBM.

4994
02:04:02,340 --> 02:04:03,160
Thanks, thanks Tom.

4995
02:04:03,660 --> 02:04:04,520
But Steve's gonna talk about a

4996
02:04:04,520 --> 02:04:05,500
couple of machines over here.

4997
02:04:05,500 --> 02:04:06,320
No problem, thanks very much

4998
02:04:06,320 --> 02:04:07,260
everyone. Bye bye.

4999
02:04:14,940 --> 02:04:16,160
And now he tears back that

5000
02:04:16,160 --> 02:04:20,170
stuff, whatever that fab, not

5001
02:04:20,170 --> 02:04:21,870
fabric, this material is, it

5002
02:04:21,870 --> 02:04:23,180
makes a load of noise.

5003
02:04:23,180 --> 02:04:25,100
Now this one goes back a lot.

5004
02:04:25,100 --> 02:04:26,410
Some of these machines predate

5005
02:04:26,410 --> 02:04:27,260
my own time zone.

5006
02:04:27,260 --> 02:04:28,740
But when I started learning how

5007
02:04:28,740 --> 02:04:30,140
to program, I sat down on a key

5008
02:04:30,140 --> 02:04:31,180
punch just like this.

5009
02:04:31,180 --> 02:04:32,730
You type your data in, a card

5010
02:04:32,730 --> 02:04:34,140
would go through and punch

5011
02:04:34,140 --> 02:04:36,340
holes. The data is in the holes.

5012
02:04:36,340 --> 02:04:38,140
It's a computer concept.

5013
02:04:38,140 --> 02:04:40,060
That's a clip, a sound clip we

5014
02:04:40,060 --> 02:04:41,640
need that the data is in the

5015
02:04:41,640 --> 02:04:42,300
holes.

5016
02:04:43,420 --> 02:04:44,540
Needs to be locked off for a

5017
02:04:44,540 --> 02:04:46,540
future sound punch.

5018
02:04:46,540 --> 02:04:48,760
Go through and punch holes. The

5019
02:04:48,760 --> 02:04:50,610
data is in the holes. It's a

5020
02:04:50,610 --> 02:04:52,780
computer. It's a computer

5021
02:04:52,780 --> 02:04:54,540
concept. It's a computer

5022
02:04:54,540 --> 02:04:55,180
concept.

5023
02:04:55,180 --> 02:04:59,180
The data is in the holes.

5024
02:04:59,320 --> 02:05:01,540
The data is in the holes.

5025
02:05:01,720 --> 02:05:03,760
The data is in the holes.

5026
02:05:03,960 --> 02:05:05,920
The data is in the holes.

5027
02:05:06,120 --> 02:05:08,040
The data is in the holes.

5028
02:05:08,200 --> 02:05:10,180
The data is in the holes.

5029
02:05:10,680 --> 02:05:12,540
We might need to get some beat

5030
02:05:12,540 --> 02:05:13,540
for that.

5031
02:05:14,320 --> 02:05:15,190
We've got a generic beat or

5032
02:05:15,190 --> 02:05:15,860
something

5033
02:05:15,860 --> 02:05:18,940
that can just carry us on into

5034
02:05:18,940 --> 02:05:22,280
a deep lo-fi house

5035
02:05:22,280 --> 02:05:24,360
for something there and we can

5036
02:05:24,360 --> 02:05:26,840
get something going on for that.

5037
02:05:27,560 --> 02:05:28,100
Possibly.

5038
02:05:28,340 --> 02:05:29,580
I hope it isn't too fucking

5039
02:05:29,580 --> 02:05:30,360
loud for you.

5040
02:05:32,720 --> 02:05:33,280
Beware.

5041
02:05:33,400 --> 02:05:34,300
Beware, coward.

5042
02:05:38,260 --> 02:05:39,280
It's a bit fast.

5043
02:05:39,380 --> 02:05:40,420
We can slow that down maybe.

5044
02:05:40,420 --> 02:05:42,970
Bring that down to maybe about

5045
02:05:42,970 --> 02:05:44,140
half that.

5046
02:05:45,080 --> 02:05:46,180
Yeah, it's nice though.

5047
02:05:46,540 --> 02:05:47,480
It's getting into that time of

5048
02:05:47,480 --> 02:05:48,220
night again.

5049
02:05:48,220 --> 02:05:50,620
Maybe that's it.

5050
02:06:01,420 --> 02:05:59,300
If only there was a way of

5051
02:05:59,300 --> 02:06:04,580
adding reverb

5052
02:06:04,580 --> 02:06:07,260
onto a browser window.

5053
02:06:07,380 --> 02:06:08,700
But if I added reverb now, it

5054
02:06:08,700 --> 02:06:09,380
would also get...

5055
02:06:10,600 --> 02:06:11,500
Oh yeah, that'll do.

5056
02:06:11,600 --> 02:06:12,060
That'll do.

5057
02:06:12,440 --> 02:06:13,420
Computer concept.

5058
02:06:13,840 --> 02:06:13,960
No.

5059
02:06:15,340 --> 02:06:17,860
And actually the auditory,

5060
02:06:18,060 --> 02:06:19,280
the acoustic inside that

5061
02:06:19,280 --> 02:06:20,940
fucking place where they are

5062
02:06:20,940 --> 02:06:21,960
gives you a bit of reverb.

5063
02:06:25,160 --> 02:06:25,800
Holes.

5064
02:06:25,940 --> 02:06:26,400
It's a...

5065
02:06:26,400 --> 02:06:27,560
You type your data in.

5066
02:06:27,660 --> 02:06:28,890
A card would go through and

5067
02:06:28,890 --> 02:06:29,720
punch holes.

5068
02:06:30,260 --> 02:06:30,660
The...

5069
02:06:30,660 --> 02:06:33,460
The data is in the holes.

5070
02:06:33,580 --> 02:06:37,660
The data is in the holes.

5071
02:06:38,000 --> 02:06:39,880
The data is in the holes.

5072
02:06:40,040 --> 02:06:40,580
It's a...

5073
02:06:40,580 --> 02:06:43,900
The data is in the holes.

5074
02:06:44,080 --> 02:06:45,200
It's a computer concept.

5075
02:06:49,720 --> 02:06:50,280
Wazwave.

5076
02:06:50,520 --> 02:06:52,200
The data is in the holes.

5077
02:06:52,320 --> 02:06:53,440
It's a computer concept.

5078
02:06:58,660 --> 02:07:00,620
The data is in the holes.

5079
02:07:00,780 --> 02:07:01,780
It's a computer concept.

5080
02:07:01,780 --> 02:07:03,200
The data is in the holes.

5081
02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:05,200
It's a computer concept.

5082
02:07:05,200 --> 02:07:07,200
The data is in the holes.

5083
02:07:07,200 --> 02:07:08,200
It's a computer concept.

5084
02:07:08,200 --> 02:07:09,200
The data is in the holes.

5085
02:07:09,200 --> 02:07:10,200
It's a computer concept.

5086
02:07:10,200 --> 02:07:11,200
The data is in the holes.

5087
02:07:11,200 --> 02:07:13,200
It's a computer concept.

5088
02:07:13,200 --> 02:07:14,200
The data is in the holes.

5089
02:07:14,200 --> 02:07:15,200
It's a computer concept.

5090
02:07:15,200 --> 02:07:15,200
The data is in the holes.

5091
02:07:15,200 --> 02:07:16,200
It's a computer concept.

5092
02:07:16,200 --> 02:07:17,200
The data is in the holes.

5093
02:07:17,200 --> 02:07:18,200
It's a computer concept.

5094
02:07:18,200 --> 02:07:19,200
The data is in the holes.

5095
02:07:19,200 --> 02:07:20,200
It's a computer concept.

5096
02:07:20,200 --> 02:07:21,200
The data is in the holes.

5097
02:07:21,200 --> 02:07:22,200
It's a computer concept.

5098
02:07:22,200 --> 02:07:23,200
The data is in the holes.

5099
02:07:23,200 --> 02:07:24,200
It's a computer concept.

5100
02:07:24,200 --> 02:07:25,200
The data is in the holes.

5101
02:07:25,200 --> 02:07:26,200
It's a computer concept.

5102
02:07:26,200 --> 02:07:27,200
It's a computer concept.

5103
02:07:27,200 --> 02:07:28,200
It's a computer concept.

5104
02:07:28,200 --> 02:07:29,200
The data is in the holes.

5105
02:07:29,200 --> 02:07:30,200
It's a computer concept.

5106
02:07:30,200 --> 02:07:31,200
It's a computer concept.

5107
02:07:31,200 --> 02:07:33,200
It's a computer concept.

5108
02:07:33,200 --> 02:07:45,120
It's a computer concept, not a

5109
02:07:45,120 --> 02:07:52,820
human concept. Human concepts

5110
02:07:52,820 --> 02:07:55,140
are your right words. As you

5111
02:07:55,140 --> 02:07:56,260
walked in the entry to this

5112
02:07:56,260 --> 02:07:58,220
building, you actually walked

5113
02:07:58,220 --> 02:07:59,750
over a floor that had punch

5114
02:07:59,750 --> 02:08:00,880
card layouts.

5115
02:08:00,880 --> 02:08:02,630
They actually have meaningful

5116
02:08:02,630 --> 02:08:04,490
information. I don't know what

5117
02:08:04,490 --> 02:08:06,430
it is, but you can ask somebody.

5118
02:08:06,430 --> 02:08:07,820
My new name card, I have a

5119
02:08:07,820 --> 02:08:09,560
metal name card. For my phone

5120
02:08:09,560 --> 02:08:11,150
number, I actually used the

5121
02:08:11,150 --> 02:08:12,610
Hall Ritz card. It's got

5122
02:08:12,610 --> 02:08:15,550
columns of 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

5123
02:08:15,550 --> 02:08:17,440
7, 8. It's got numbers. I

5124
02:08:17,440 --> 02:08:19,180
actually punch out the numbers

5125
02:08:19,180 --> 02:08:20,970
on my business card. It's sort

5126
02:08:20,970 --> 02:08:23,320
of symbolic of these machines.

5127
02:08:28,560 --> 02:08:30,300
Don't see the reader right here.

5128
02:08:30,300 --> 02:08:31,800
If you need to read it, go into

5129
02:08:31,800 --> 02:08:33,480
a computer. The computer would

5130
02:08:33,480 --> 02:08:35,160
do the printout. You'd get your

5131
02:08:35,160 --> 02:08:36,720
answer back maybe, you know,

5132
02:08:36,720 --> 02:08:37,840
four hours later.

5133
02:08:38,360 --> 02:08:39,320
This one goes back a lot. Some

5134
02:08:39,320 --> 02:08:40,670
of these machines predate my

5135
02:08:40,670 --> 02:08:41,520
own time zone.

5136
02:08:41,920 --> 02:08:42,860
Human concept.

5137
02:08:46,360 --> 02:08:47,120
Your concept.

5138
02:08:50,560 --> 02:08:52,680
Punch holes. The data is in the

5139
02:08:52,680 --> 02:08:53,480
holes.

5140
02:08:55,560 --> 02:08:57,040
The data is in the holes.

5141
02:08:59,520 --> 02:09:00,880
The data is in the hole.

5142
02:09:01,200 --> 02:09:02,380
He's too loud, isn't he?

5143
02:09:04,480 --> 02:09:05,160
We'll leave it.

5144
02:09:05,800 --> 02:09:07,110
We actually need to get out of

5145
02:09:07,110 --> 02:09:09,270
here and Netcafe because we're

5146
02:09:09,270 --> 02:09:11,880
not going to have time for Netcafe.

5147
02:09:11,880 --> 02:09:12,850
We can come back to the Woz

5148
02:09:12,850 --> 02:09:13,280
again.

5149
02:09:13,720 --> 02:09:14,440
We'll put him on the fucking

5150
02:09:14,440 --> 02:09:15,160
back burner.

5151
02:09:16,200 --> 02:09:17,980
Woz. We need to put him into

5152
02:09:17,980 --> 02:09:20,960
the walking through toolbar

5153
02:09:20,960 --> 02:09:22,800
there.

5154
02:09:23,160 --> 02:09:25,090
The Woz bar. So that's that. We

5155
02:09:25,090 --> 02:09:26,140
can click on watched.

5156
02:09:26,140 --> 02:09:27,960
Dara Darmody has furnished us

5157
02:09:27,960 --> 02:09:30,400
with this little watched checkbox.

5158
02:09:31,340 --> 02:09:33,180
We can fuck off out of that.

5159
02:09:33,700 --> 02:09:35,240
Go back to our homepage.

5160
02:09:36,340 --> 02:09:38,280
And Viper Chronicles. It looks

5161
02:09:38,280 --> 02:09:39,720
like I've highlighted that text.

5162
02:09:39,920 --> 02:09:41,080
But it's not. That's a new...

5163
02:09:41,080 --> 02:09:42,440
New...

5164
02:09:42,440 --> 02:09:43,940
Design...

5165
02:09:43,940 --> 02:09:46,720
Choice and decision there by Dara.

5166
02:09:46,940 --> 02:09:48,030
Fergal is tipped. Thank you

5167
02:09:48,030 --> 02:09:48,940
very much, Fergal.

5168
02:09:49,300 --> 02:09:50,830
For the tip there in Captain Sack.

5169
02:09:50,830 --> 02:09:51,780
A while back.

5170
02:09:53,100 --> 02:09:54,880
Straight into it again. Netcafe.

5171
02:09:54,880 --> 02:09:56,060
Boom, boom, boom.

5172
02:09:56,400 --> 02:09:57,710
Trying not to stop as much for

5173
02:09:57,710 --> 02:09:59,700
this because we want it to flow.

5174
02:10:00,060 --> 02:10:01,580
The data is in the holes.

5175
02:10:01,920 --> 02:10:03,380
The salads are ready to go.

5176
02:10:03,820 --> 02:10:05,490
So we can bring Eamon Ryan into

5177
02:10:05,490 --> 02:10:06,640
that as well.

5178
02:10:06,640 --> 02:10:09,630
And do a Steve Wozniak and Eamon

5179
02:10:09,630 --> 02:10:12,500
Ryan Green Party mega mix.

5180
02:10:12,880 --> 02:10:13,800
Amalgamate the two.

5181
02:10:14,260 --> 02:10:15,480
And probably end up with a real

5182
02:10:15,480 --> 02:10:17,150
deep house classic by the end

5183
02:10:17,150 --> 02:10:18,020
of the week.

5184
02:10:18,200 --> 02:10:18,960
Possibly. Maybe.

5185
02:10:19,340 --> 02:10:20,220
Don't want to become Johnny

5186
02:10:20,220 --> 02:10:21,140
Promises again.

5187
02:10:21,800 --> 02:10:22,900
But what we will do is go for

5188
02:10:22,900 --> 02:10:24,120
1999.

5189
02:10:24,120 --> 02:10:25,140
A great year.

5190
02:10:25,660 --> 02:10:27,420
We've seen plenty of these.

5191
02:10:28,580 --> 02:10:29,900
But they're not marked.

5192
02:10:30,320 --> 02:10:31,280
Or is it really that bad to

5193
02:10:31,280 --> 02:10:32,760
fucking see them again?

5194
02:10:32,860 --> 02:10:33,790
I like the way some of the

5195
02:10:33,790 --> 02:10:35,120
thumbnails aren't there and you

5196
02:10:35,120 --> 02:10:36,560
just get this picture of Stu.

5197
02:10:39,320 --> 02:10:40,660
New Age websites.

5198
02:10:41,320 --> 02:10:43,320
Consumer Protection Online.

5199
02:10:45,000 --> 02:10:45,640
Do you know?

5200
02:10:46,000 --> 02:10:47,500
You gotta get that base.

5201
02:10:47,700 --> 02:10:48,760
A piece of meat.

5202
02:10:49,400 --> 02:10:50,640
A piece of meat.

5203
02:10:53,800 --> 02:10:54,960
Thank you very much.

5204
02:10:55,480 --> 02:10:56,140
Anaconda G.

5205
02:10:57,640 --> 02:10:58,520
For that tip.

5206
02:11:00,320 --> 02:11:02,400
And the Webby Awards.

5207
02:11:04,140 --> 02:11:05,220
At the height of the dot com

5208
02:11:05,220 --> 02:11:06,120
boom.

5209
02:11:06,320 --> 02:11:08,050
Web creators were recognized as

5210
02:11:08,050 --> 02:11:09,920
an annual gala event called the

5211
02:11:09,920 --> 02:11:10,980
Webby Awards.

5212
02:11:11,280 --> 02:11:13,440
This year's award ceremony was

5213
02:11:13,440 --> 02:11:15,610
held at the Herbst Theatre in

5214
02:11:15,610 --> 02:11:16,440
San Fran.

5215
02:11:16,600 --> 02:11:17,770
Awards given for the best

5216
02:11:17,770 --> 02:11:18,960
website in 22.

5217
02:11:20,100 --> 02:11:20,940
I like them.

5218
02:11:21,040 --> 02:11:22,080
I like a good awards.

5219
02:11:23,420 --> 02:11:24,680
We need to make a decision.

5220
02:11:24,840 --> 02:11:25,860
It's getting late.

5221
02:11:26,420 --> 02:11:27,340
What are we doing here?

5222
02:11:27,880 --> 02:11:28,620
What are we doing?

5223
02:11:29,080 --> 02:11:29,880
I'm locked.

5224
02:11:30,580 --> 02:11:32,240
I don't know what to choose.

5225
02:11:33,140 --> 02:11:33,800
A net cafe?

5226
02:11:34,000 --> 02:11:34,840
A Webby Awards?

5227
02:11:35,160 --> 02:11:36,390
Or go back to fucking Computer

5228
02:11:36,390 --> 02:11:37,880
Chronicles and go to CES?

5229
02:11:37,960 --> 02:11:38,080
No.

5230
02:11:38,160 --> 02:11:38,720
Save CES.

5231
02:11:38,900 --> 02:11:39,870
Save the Computer Chronicles

5232
02:11:39,870 --> 02:11:40,560
conventions.

5233
02:11:41,240 --> 02:11:41,920
The Webby's.

5234
02:11:42,640 --> 02:11:43,180
I just don't think they're

5235
02:11:43,180 --> 02:11:44,540
going to be good enough.

5236
02:11:45,440 --> 02:11:46,260
Online collecting.

5237
02:11:46,440 --> 02:11:47,590
People collect all kinds of

5238
02:11:47,590 --> 02:11:48,580
strange things.

5239
02:11:48,580 --> 02:11:50,460
Years ago.

5240
02:11:50,460 --> 02:11:52,500
I was Chinese.

5241
02:11:53,040 --> 02:11:56,040
Thank you very much there, Anguished

5242
02:11:56,040 --> 02:11:58,500
Panda, for your kind, heart and

5243
02:11:58,500 --> 02:11:59,960
generous tip.

5244
02:12:00,800 --> 02:12:01,880
Oh, fuck.

5245
02:12:02,000 --> 02:12:02,960
I think we've seen.

5246
02:12:03,460 --> 02:12:04,520
I think we've seen online

5247
02:12:04,520 --> 02:12:05,540
collecting.

5248
02:12:06,460 --> 02:12:08,020
But I don't think I've seen

5249
02:12:08,020 --> 02:12:11,260
Gene, Twisted, Withers looking

5250
02:12:11,260 --> 02:12:13,300
like this before.

5251
02:12:13,960 --> 02:12:15,240
I can't remember that.

5252
02:12:15,320 --> 02:12:16,260
So I think it's a new one.

5253
02:12:16,320 --> 02:12:17,180
Let's just go with this.

5254
02:12:18,300 --> 02:12:18,800
Probably going to get some

5255
02:12:18,800 --> 02:12:20,100
right weird shit.

5256
02:12:20,680 --> 02:12:21,940
People collecting all sorts

5257
02:12:21,940 --> 02:12:22,540
inside.

5258
02:12:23,460 --> 02:12:23,900
Cybersmith.

5259
02:12:29,220 --> 02:12:30,360
I can tell just from the

5260
02:12:30,360 --> 02:12:31,800
opening there, the sound is

5261
02:12:31,800 --> 02:12:33,300
going to be fucking quality as

5262
02:12:33,300 --> 02:12:33,820
well.

5263
02:12:34,900 --> 02:12:35,700
Good sound.

5264
02:12:36,140 --> 02:12:36,720
Great vibes.

5265
02:12:37,100 --> 02:12:37,760
San Francisco.

5266
02:12:38,200 --> 02:12:38,820
North Beach.

5267
02:12:39,060 --> 02:12:39,720
Let's do this.

5268
02:12:40,140 --> 02:12:40,600
The Marina.

5269
02:12:43,600 --> 02:12:45,160
How quality is that?

5270
02:12:49,680 --> 02:12:54,810
This week at the Net Cafe,

5271
02:12:54,810 --> 02:12:59,060
online collecting.

5272
02:12:59,060 --> 02:12:59,500
Fucking things come out.

5273
02:12:59,720 --> 02:13:01,050
Meet George Nassetti of Butterfield

5274
02:13:01,050 --> 02:13:02,250
and Butterfield, one of the

5275
02:13:02,250 --> 02:13:03,500
biggest auction houses in the

5276
02:13:03,500 --> 02:13:04,080
country.

5277
02:13:04,500 --> 02:13:05,820
He's put his auctions online,

5278
02:13:05,820 --> 02:13:07,420
so you can now bid with the big

5279
02:13:07,420 --> 02:13:08,000
guys.

5280
02:13:08,460 --> 02:13:09,000
Look familiar?

5281
02:13:09,240 --> 02:13:10,790
This is eBay, the used books

5282
02:13:10,790 --> 02:13:11,560
section.

5283
02:13:11,960 --> 02:13:13,010
You'll meet a man who closed

5284
02:13:13,010 --> 02:13:14,550
down his shop so he could sell

5285
02:13:14,550 --> 02:13:16,220
books exclusively online.

5286
02:13:17,100 --> 02:13:18,740
Rodrigo Salas had a great idea.

5287
02:13:18,860 --> 02:13:19,940
Why not a central auction?

5288
02:13:19,940 --> 02:13:21,620
It's blowing out the meters.

5289
02:13:21,900 --> 02:13:22,940
Might need to turn that down.

5290
02:13:24,140 --> 02:13:25,260
Rodrigo Salas.

5291
02:13:25,620 --> 02:13:26,690
Clearing house on the web,

5292
02:13:26,690 --> 02:13:28,070
where buyers can exchange

5293
02:13:28,070 --> 02:13:29,700
information and track down the

5294
02:13:29,700 --> 02:13:30,540
best sites.

5295
02:13:30,540 --> 02:13:32,200
We'll show you his site called

5296
02:13:32,200 --> 02:13:33,540
auctionwatch.com.

5297
02:13:34,200 --> 02:13:34,930
If you're into collecting old

5298
02:13:34,930 --> 02:13:36,440
computers and other electronic

5299
02:13:36,440 --> 02:13:37,940
gadgets, you'll definitely be

5300
02:13:37,940 --> 02:13:38,580
interested

5301
02:13:38,580 --> 02:13:39,890
in this site, all about the

5302
02:13:39,890 --> 02:13:41,440
vintage computer festival.

5303
02:13:41,960 --> 02:13:42,680
Computer games.

5304
02:13:42,700 --> 02:13:44,400
What does he collect on the web?

5305
02:13:44,780 --> 02:13:45,340
Websites.

5306
02:13:45,440 --> 02:13:46,250
He'll tell you about his

5307
02:13:46,250 --> 02:13:46,880
collection.

5308
02:13:46,880 --> 02:13:49,240
Betsky's after you.

5309
02:13:50,440 --> 02:13:51,920
San Francisco Museum of Modern

5310
02:13:51,920 --> 02:13:52,560
Art.

5311
02:13:52,920 --> 02:13:54,500
Online collectibles this week.

5312
02:13:55,380 --> 02:13:55,980
Stance.

5313
02:13:56,580 --> 02:13:58,320
The angle of that.

5314
02:13:58,480 --> 02:14:00,320
What was the necessity for that

5315
02:14:00,320 --> 02:14:00,960
angle?

5316
02:14:01,240 --> 02:14:02,240
The under the table.

5317
02:14:02,840 --> 02:14:04,120
And the power spread.

5318
02:14:05,000 --> 02:14:05,840
As well.

5319
02:14:06,400 --> 02:14:07,680
And then the Super Bowl.

5320
02:14:08,980 --> 02:14:09,940
It's got a lot going on.

5321
02:14:10,020 --> 02:14:10,900
At the Net Cafe.

5322
02:14:10,900 --> 02:14:15,640
Net Cafe is made possible by rondiamond.com.

5323
02:14:16,080 --> 02:14:17,200
Rondiamond.com.

5324
02:14:17,200 --> 02:14:17,700
The oldies site on the internet.

5325
02:14:18,560 --> 02:14:18,940
Music and memories.

5326
02:14:18,940 --> 02:14:20,460
We've never seen Ron Diamond.

5327
02:14:20,560 --> 02:14:21,400
60s and 70s.

5328
02:14:21,620 --> 02:14:22,220
Not just.

5329
02:14:22,220 --> 02:14:24,040
Love to have met Ron Diamond.

5330
02:14:24,280 --> 02:14:25,760
Maybe there's some information

5331
02:14:25,760 --> 02:14:27,140
about Diamond online.

5332
02:14:27,960 --> 02:14:29,040
Hoffman and Diamond.

5333
02:14:29,280 --> 02:14:30,280
The man.

5334
02:14:30,280 --> 02:14:30,840
The myth.

5335
02:14:30,840 --> 02:14:31,280
The man.

5336
02:14:31,280 --> 02:14:31,900
The myth.

5337
02:14:31,900 --> 02:14:37,120
For up to the minute technology

5338
02:14:37,120 --> 02:14:38,560
news.

5339
02:14:38,560 --> 02:14:42,740
Stuart Chaffee's Nescafe blend.

5340
02:14:44,100 --> 02:14:44,620
Hang on.

5341
02:14:44,920 --> 02:14:46,600
We see them wear this beige

5342
02:14:46,600 --> 02:14:48,280
shirt the last day.

5343
02:14:48,320 --> 02:14:49,460
But maybe he's just worn it

5344
02:14:49,460 --> 02:14:50,640
again in a different ep.

5345
02:14:51,300 --> 02:14:52,780
Hi and welcome to the Net Cafe.

5346
02:14:52,980 --> 02:14:54,140
We're here as usual at the Club

5347
02:14:54,140 --> 02:14:55,280
Eye in San Francisco.

5348
02:14:55,740 --> 02:14:56,600
Club Eye.

5349
02:14:56,940 --> 02:14:58,440
Unfortunately not Cybersmith.

5350
02:14:59,100 --> 02:15:00,280
Someone in the background there.

5351
02:15:01,320 --> 02:15:02,340
Spike in the camera.

5352
02:15:02,680 --> 02:15:03,240
But it works.

5353
02:15:03,320 --> 02:15:03,940
It's a great shirt.

5354
02:15:04,400 --> 02:15:05,650
And this week we're talking

5355
02:15:05,650 --> 02:15:07,100
about online collectibles.

5356
02:15:07,220 --> 02:15:08,600
I guess everybody collects

5357
02:15:08,600 --> 02:15:08,960
something.

5358
02:15:09,100 --> 02:15:11,430
Whether it's electronic gadgets

5359
02:15:11,430 --> 02:15:13,130
or dolls or old records or

5360
02:15:13,130 --> 02:15:14,540
baseball cards.

5361
02:15:14,540 --> 02:15:15,940
And you can find all of this

5362
02:15:15,940 --> 02:15:16,900
stuff on the web.

5363
02:15:16,900 --> 02:15:17,080
Dolls.

5364
02:15:17,200 --> 02:15:18,510
I guess it all started big time

5365
02:15:18,510 --> 02:15:19,890
with eBay for people who sell

5366
02:15:19,890 --> 02:15:21,200
and buy little things.

5367
02:15:21,480 --> 02:15:22,450
But now some of the major

5368
02:15:22,450 --> 02:15:23,960
American auction houses are

5369
02:15:23,960 --> 02:15:24,880
going online.

5370
02:15:25,040 --> 02:15:26,570
So you can now bid with the big

5371
02:15:26,570 --> 02:15:27,140
guys.

5372
02:15:27,460 --> 02:15:28,380
Andrew has more.

5373
02:15:29,020 --> 02:15:30,050
George, you're with Butterfields

5374
02:15:30,050 --> 02:15:31,080
and Butterfields.

5375
02:15:31,240 --> 02:15:32,160
And you're one of the oldest

5376
02:15:32,160 --> 02:15:33,310
auction houses in the United

5377
02:15:33,310 --> 02:15:33,820
States.

5378
02:15:34,400 --> 02:15:35,780
Auctions on the web have been

5379
02:15:35,780 --> 02:15:36,560
big news.

5380
02:15:36,740 --> 02:15:37,660
They're very popular.

5381
02:15:37,860 --> 02:15:40,100
People are very interested in

5382
02:15:40,100 --> 02:15:40,820
them.

5383
02:15:41,420 --> 02:15:42,500
You guys sell a much more high

5384
02:15:42,500 --> 02:15:44,200
ticket item, I think, than

5385
02:15:44,200 --> 02:15:45,800
people are used to on sites

5386
02:15:45,800 --> 02:15:46,180
like

5387
02:15:46,180 --> 02:15:47,510
eBay and On Sale and things

5388
02:15:47,510 --> 02:15:48,220
like that.

5389
02:15:48,540 --> 02:15:50,620
How has the Antique Auction

5390
02:15:50,620 --> 02:15:53,540
World transferred to the web?

5391
02:15:54,360 --> 02:15:54,810
Well, this is an interesting

5392
02:15:54,810 --> 02:15:55,950
challenge for us because a

5393
02:15:55,950 --> 02:15:57,820
price point traditionally has...

5394
02:15:57,820 --> 02:16:00,340
That George Nosedi.

5395
02:16:01,140 --> 02:16:02,580
He owes me a lot of money.

5396
02:16:02,580 --> 02:16:03,540
It's been low on the web.

5397
02:16:03,640 --> 02:16:05,020
However, we're starting to see

5398
02:16:05,020 --> 02:16:06,400
many, many high ticket items

5399
02:16:06,400 --> 02:16:07,580
being sold on the web.

5400
02:16:07,720 --> 02:16:08,940
For an example, if you go to

5401
02:16:08,940 --> 02:16:10,660
eBay in their high ticket item

5402
02:16:10,660 --> 02:16:11,960
area, you'll find items that

5403
02:16:11,960 --> 02:16:13,940
are selling for $200,000, $300,000.

5404
02:16:14,360 --> 02:16:15,010
We would love to sell some of

5405
02:16:15,010 --> 02:16:17,680
our $200,000 or $300,000 items.

5406
02:16:17,680 --> 02:16:18,600
Johnny Sack.

5407
02:16:18,640 --> 02:16:19,360
And that's why we decided.

5408
02:16:19,500 --> 02:16:20,620
We felt the time is right now.

5409
02:16:21,500 --> 02:16:23,760
That son of a bitch Nosedi.

5410
02:16:24,460 --> 02:16:25,810
He owes me a lot of money, that

5411
02:16:25,810 --> 02:16:26,840
sick brick.

5412
02:16:27,300 --> 02:16:28,230
For people on the web to look

5413
02:16:28,230 --> 02:16:29,720
at and to think about buying a

5414
02:16:29,720 --> 02:16:30,980
beautiful painting.

5415
02:16:31,880 --> 02:16:32,660
In Nosedi.

5416
02:16:33,060 --> 02:16:33,700
No shit.

5417
02:16:35,860 --> 02:16:36,510
Meet me outside Cybersmith

5418
02:16:36,510 --> 02:16:37,880
tomorrow.

5419
02:16:38,400 --> 02:16:39,300
European painting, a piece of

5420
02:16:39,300 --> 02:16:40,660
contemporary art, a piece of

5421
02:16:40,660 --> 02:16:41,870
sculpture that maybe they

5422
02:16:41,870 --> 02:16:42,400
normally

5423
02:16:42,400 --> 02:16:43,350
wouldn't buy because they're

5424
02:16:43,350 --> 02:16:44,230
starting to get a higher level

5425
02:16:44,230 --> 02:16:44,840
of confidence.

5426
02:16:44,840 --> 02:16:45,080
Right.

5427
02:16:45,140 --> 02:16:45,300
Okay.

5428
02:16:45,380 --> 02:16:47,070
So take me through the process

5429
02:16:47,070 --> 02:16:48,950
and maybe how that differs from

5430
02:16:48,950 --> 02:16:50,740
something like a Beanie Baby.

5431
02:16:51,180 --> 02:16:52,980
If I'm buying an armoire that's

5432
02:16:52,980 --> 02:16:55,720
worth several thousand dollars.

5433
02:16:55,980 --> 02:16:57,040
An armoire?

5434
02:16:57,280 --> 02:16:57,640
Right.

5435
02:16:57,700 --> 02:16:58,300
Well, a Beanie Baby.

5436
02:16:58,380 --> 02:16:59,880
I'm buying an armoire that's

5437
02:16:59,880 --> 02:17:01,980
worth several thousand dollars.

5438
02:17:02,120 --> 02:17:03,460
The fuck is an armoire when it's

5439
02:17:03,460 --> 02:17:04,000
at home?

5440
02:17:04,220 --> 02:17:05,300
Is it like an armchair?

5441
02:17:06,620 --> 02:17:07,140
Beanie Baby.

5442
02:17:07,400 --> 02:17:08,140
Beanie Baby.

5443
02:17:08,740 --> 02:17:09,660
If I'm buying...

5444
02:17:09,660 --> 02:17:11,130
That son of a bitch Nosedi

5445
02:17:11,130 --> 02:17:13,020
checked out with my armoire.

5446
02:17:14,380 --> 02:17:15,010
He's going to have some serious

5447
02:17:15,010 --> 02:17:17,020
questions to ask tomorrow down

5448
02:17:17,020 --> 02:17:19,020
at Cybersmith, that punk.

5449
02:17:19,140 --> 02:17:21,050
Playing an armoire that's worth

5450
02:17:21,050 --> 02:17:23,000
several thousand dollars.

5451
02:17:23,240 --> 02:17:23,340
Right.

5452
02:17:23,400 --> 02:17:24,260
Well, a Beanie Baby might be

5453
02:17:24,260 --> 02:17:25,170
okay because some of those are

5454
02:17:25,170 --> 02:17:26,010
selling for a few thousand

5455
02:17:26,010 --> 02:17:26,440
dollars.

5456
02:17:26,700 --> 02:17:27,620
So that might be okay.

5457
02:17:27,660 --> 02:17:27,820
Right.

5458
02:17:28,400 --> 02:17:29,300
Pokemon cards.

5459
02:17:29,900 --> 02:17:31,630
But on our website, what we do

5460
02:17:31,630 --> 02:17:32,690
is we have all of our

5461
02:17:32,690 --> 02:17:34,650
properties are authenticated by

5462
02:17:34,650 --> 02:17:35,700
specialists.

5463
02:17:35,700 --> 02:17:36,340
Butterfield and Butterfield.

5464
02:17:36,440 --> 02:17:37,060
And they're guaranteed.

5465
02:17:37,520 --> 02:17:37,960
1865.

5466
02:17:37,960 --> 02:17:39,280
So in any event that we find

5467
02:17:39,280 --> 02:17:40,670
out that the specialist was

5468
02:17:40,670 --> 02:17:42,590
wrong, we, as an auction house,

5469
02:17:42,590 --> 02:17:43,910
rebate the money back to an

5470
02:17:43,910 --> 02:17:45,080
individual buyer.

5471
02:17:45,340 --> 02:17:45,600
Okay.

5472
02:17:45,660 --> 02:17:46,490
And that's what kind of

5473
02:17:46,490 --> 02:17:47,860
differentiates us on the web.

5474
02:17:47,940 --> 02:17:48,920
So I don't have to be worried

5475
02:17:48,920 --> 02:17:49,580
about fraud.

5476
02:17:49,820 --> 02:17:51,000
If you guys say it's real,

5477
02:17:51,000 --> 02:17:52,420
chances are it's real.

5478
02:17:52,500 --> 02:17:52,860
That's right.

5479
02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:54,180
And if by chance it was a fraud,

5480
02:17:54,180 --> 02:17:55,520
then we would rebate the money

5481
02:17:55,520 --> 02:17:56,420
back to the buyer.

5482
02:17:56,660 --> 02:17:56,940
Okay.

5483
02:17:56,940 --> 02:17:58,050
And that's where that level of

5484
02:17:58,050 --> 02:17:59,220
confidence is starting to grow

5485
02:17:59,220 --> 02:17:59,760
on the web.

5486
02:17:59,760 --> 02:18:00,990
With our relationship now with

5487
02:18:00,990 --> 02:18:01,340
eBay.

5488
02:18:01,700 --> 02:18:01,940
Right.

5489
02:18:02,080 --> 02:18:03,360
We're bringing our name, the

5490
02:18:03,360 --> 02:18:05,260
Butterfield name, 150 year old

5491
02:18:05,260 --> 02:18:06,440
auction house name.

5492
02:18:06,920 --> 02:18:07,920
Relationship with eBay.

5493
02:18:07,920 --> 02:18:08,060
And we're also bringing our

5494
02:18:08,060 --> 02:18:08,180
guarantee.

5495
02:18:08,640 --> 02:18:09,420
$5.99.

5496
02:18:09,420 --> 02:18:10,270
Your relationship actually is

5497
02:18:10,270 --> 02:18:11,060
that you were purchased.

5498
02:18:11,060 --> 02:18:12,080
Nintendo Game Boy.

5499
02:18:12,160 --> 02:18:12,960
Purchased by...

5500
02:18:12,960 --> 02:18:14,140
Panda and Elephant.

5501
02:18:14,260 --> 02:18:14,830
Thank you very much for saying

5502
02:18:14,830 --> 02:18:15,020
that.

5503
02:18:15,020 --> 02:18:16,250
I'm going to stand up for this

5504
02:18:16,250 --> 02:18:17,550
because I feel like the energy

5505
02:18:17,550 --> 02:18:18,200
is...

5506
02:18:18,200 --> 02:18:20,200
It's pissing out the screen and

5507
02:18:20,200 --> 02:18:21,650
I'm just sat here like a

5508
02:18:21,650 --> 02:18:23,400
fucking sack of spuds.

5509
02:18:24,800 --> 02:18:26,010
All the while, that son of a

5510
02:18:26,010 --> 02:18:28,450
punk No Seti spinning yard

5511
02:18:28,450 --> 02:18:29,420
balls.

5512
02:18:30,140 --> 02:18:30,400
eBay.

5513
02:18:30,700 --> 02:18:31,650
Well, they liked us so much

5514
02:18:31,650 --> 02:18:32,680
that they bought us.

5515
02:18:32,680 --> 02:18:32,940
Right.

5516
02:18:33,080 --> 02:18:33,340
Okay.

5517
02:18:33,420 --> 02:18:34,280
So that must create a very

5518
02:18:34,280 --> 02:18:35,240
interesting...

5519
02:18:35,240 --> 02:18:37,780
I'm upset that No Seti isn't a

5520
02:18:37,780 --> 02:18:40,130
kind of New York mafia mob

5521
02:18:40,130 --> 02:18:41,100
figure.

5522
02:18:42,200 --> 02:18:42,850
That it's really bridging the

5523
02:18:42,850 --> 02:18:44,700
old world into the new world.

5524
02:18:44,920 --> 02:18:45,020
Okay.

5525
02:18:45,280 --> 02:18:46,980
Now, if I go onto your site, I've

5526
02:18:46,980 --> 02:18:48,610
seen a lot of things on there

5527
02:18:48,610 --> 02:18:50,480
that seem to help buyers and

5528
02:18:50,480 --> 02:18:51,580
you can get appraisals and

5529
02:18:51,580 --> 02:18:52,460
things like that.

5530
02:18:52,520 --> 02:18:53,500
What are some of the things

5531
02:18:53,500 --> 02:18:54,760
that you find really helpful on

5532
02:18:54,760 --> 02:18:55,340
the site?

5533
02:18:55,680 --> 02:18:56,400
We have really tried to make

5534
02:18:56,400 --> 02:18:57,420
our website friendly.

5535
02:18:57,540 --> 02:18:58,450
We wanted to talk to the buyer,

5536
02:18:58,450 --> 02:18:59,420
especially the...

5537
02:18:59,420 --> 02:19:00,020
It's friendly.

5538
02:19:00,200 --> 02:19:01,380
It's fun and it's friendly.

5539
02:19:01,480 --> 02:19:01,480
It's friendly.

5540
02:19:01,480 --> 02:19:01,980
It's friendly.

5541
02:19:01,980 --> 02:19:02,340
It's friendly.

5542
02:19:02,640 --> 02:19:03,660
So we walk people through the

5543
02:19:03,660 --> 02:19:05,160
auction process on our website.

5544
02:19:05,400 --> 02:19:06,250
We also offer people an

5545
02:19:06,250 --> 02:19:07,750
opportunity to get a free photo

5546
02:19:07,750 --> 02:19:08,540
appraisal.

5547
02:19:08,940 --> 02:19:09,870
All they have to do is put it

5548
02:19:09,870 --> 02:19:10,750
online to us with the

5549
02:19:10,750 --> 02:19:11,660
description.

5550
02:19:11,900 --> 02:19:12,300
That's better.

5551
02:19:12,340 --> 02:19:13,160
And within a week...

5552
02:19:13,160 --> 02:19:14,240
What was I doing sitting down?

5553
02:19:14,260 --> 02:19:14,980
...photo appraisal of their

5554
02:19:14,980 --> 02:19:15,200
item.

5555
02:19:15,440 --> 02:19:15,660
Okay.

5556
02:19:15,740 --> 02:19:16,610
And everybody has something in

5557
02:19:16,610 --> 02:19:17,100
their house.

5558
02:19:17,200 --> 02:19:17,320
Right.

5559
02:19:17,320 --> 02:19:18,070
It could be an antique and it

5560
02:19:18,070 --> 02:19:18,880
could be a collectible.

5561
02:19:19,260 --> 02:19:20,560
But people want to know what's

5562
02:19:20,560 --> 02:19:21,120
it worth.

5563
02:19:21,180 --> 02:19:21,850
And they don't even have to

5564
02:19:21,850 --> 02:19:22,500
sell it through you?

5565
02:19:22,640 --> 02:19:23,390
You can just actually get the

5566
02:19:23,390 --> 02:19:23,860
appraisal?

5567
02:19:23,860 --> 02:19:24,040
No, they don't.

5568
02:19:24,040 --> 02:19:25,020
And we're happy to provide that

5569
02:19:25,020 --> 02:19:25,320
service.

5570
02:19:25,320 --> 02:19:25,680
Right.

5571
02:19:25,680 --> 02:19:26,970
And they're getting the value

5572
02:19:26,970 --> 02:19:28,060
of specialists who might

5573
02:19:28,060 --> 02:19:29,820
specialize in sports memorabilia.

5574
02:19:29,920 --> 02:19:30,120
Right.

5575
02:19:30,200 --> 02:19:31,590
Somebody who's done this for 25

5576
02:19:31,590 --> 02:19:32,020
years.

5577
02:19:32,240 --> 02:19:32,520
Okay.

5578
02:19:32,540 --> 02:19:33,400
Or European...

5579
02:19:33,400 --> 02:19:34,920
Pokemon gods.

5580
02:19:35,600 --> 02:19:36,540
Talk to no city.

5581
02:19:36,680 --> 02:19:37,160
...paintings.

5582
02:19:37,180 --> 02:19:38,290
Somebody who is from Europe and

5583
02:19:38,290 --> 02:19:39,390
has studied paintings and is an

5584
02:19:39,390 --> 02:19:40,980
expert in that area can really

5585
02:19:40,980 --> 02:19:42,200
tell somebody what their object

5586
02:19:42,200 --> 02:19:42,640
is worth.

5587
02:19:42,760 --> 02:19:42,920
Okay.

5588
02:19:42,980 --> 02:19:44,240
Now, I know you guys recently

5589
02:19:44,240 --> 02:19:45,440
also pioneered some things on

5590
02:19:45,440 --> 02:19:46,400
the web yourself.

5591
02:19:46,960 --> 02:19:48,820
The simultaneous online-offline

5592
02:19:48,820 --> 02:19:49,680
auction.

5593
02:19:49,920 --> 02:19:49,980
Right.

5594
02:19:50,160 --> 02:19:51,160
Tell me a little bit about that.

5595
02:19:51,280 --> 02:19:52,020
Well, we were the first...

5596
02:19:52,020 --> 02:19:52,680
Is it online?

5597
02:19:52,780 --> 02:19:53,320
Is it offline?

5598
02:19:53,320 --> 02:19:53,940
What is it?

5599
02:19:54,060 --> 02:19:55,400
Live online auctions.

5600
02:19:55,400 --> 02:19:56,840
But what that really means is

5601
02:19:56,840 --> 02:19:58,280
somebody could tune into the

5602
02:19:58,280 --> 02:19:59,840
internet and they could listen

5603
02:19:59,840 --> 02:20:01,080
and watch and also bid on a

5604
02:20:01,080 --> 02:20:02,790
real brick-and-mortar type of

5605
02:20:02,790 --> 02:20:03,400
auction.

5606
02:20:03,640 --> 02:20:04,820
For example, when a real live

5607
02:20:04,820 --> 02:20:06,060
auctioneer is calling out

5608
02:20:06,060 --> 02:20:07,530
numbers, we allowed people to

5609
02:20:07,530 --> 02:20:08,900
hear it on the internet.

5610
02:20:09,440 --> 02:20:10,670
And those that were pre-qualified

5611
02:20:10,670 --> 02:20:11,900
were able to actually bid

5612
02:20:11,900 --> 02:20:12,500
online.

5613
02:20:12,760 --> 02:20:13,980
Was the audio fast enough?

5614
02:20:14,060 --> 02:20:15,460
Those guys really talk fast.

5615
02:20:15,460 --> 02:20:16,600
Well, actually, the audio was

5616
02:20:16,600 --> 02:20:17,700
for entertainment value only.

5617
02:20:17,840 --> 02:20:18,060
Okay.

5618
02:20:18,060 --> 02:20:19,840
The area that was for real and

5619
02:20:19,840 --> 02:20:21,330
was exact was the actual

5620
02:20:21,330 --> 02:20:22,830
numbers coming up in the

5621
02:20:22,830 --> 02:20:23,720
auction.

5622
02:20:24,100 --> 02:20:25,350
So that if you were at home,

5623
02:20:25,350 --> 02:20:26,600
you could bid equally with a

5624
02:20:26,600 --> 02:20:28,280
floor bidder, a telephone bidder,

5625
02:20:28,280 --> 02:20:29,540
or an absentee bidder.

5626
02:20:29,700 --> 02:20:29,960
All right.

5627
02:20:30,000 --> 02:20:31,460
Well, it sounds like high-ticket

5628
02:20:31,460 --> 02:20:32,680
items are coming to the web as

5629
02:20:32,680 --> 02:20:33,120
well.

5630
02:20:33,340 --> 02:20:33,780
Thanks, Stuart.

5631
02:20:33,780 --> 02:20:35,490
That was really some high-ticket

5632
02:20:35,490 --> 02:20:37,320
shit you got there, Butterfield.

5633
02:20:37,920 --> 02:20:39,020
Thank you very much, Panda and

5634
02:20:39,020 --> 02:20:40,500
Elephant, for the tip.

5635
02:20:40,660 --> 02:20:42,150
Ethnographic art at Butterfield

5636
02:20:42,150 --> 02:20:43,680
and Butterfield Auctions.

5637
02:20:43,780 --> 02:20:45,190
Are online auctions changing

5638
02:20:45,190 --> 02:20:46,590
the world of collectibles and

5639
02:20:46,590 --> 02:20:47,880
those who buy and sell those

5640
02:20:47,880 --> 02:20:48,380
items?

5641
02:20:48,760 --> 02:20:49,560
Well, you bet.

5642
02:20:49,900 --> 02:20:50,860
In fact, we found...

5643
02:20:50,860 --> 02:20:51,760
Well, you bet.

5644
02:20:52,220 --> 02:20:53,310
...the world of collectibles

5645
02:20:53,310 --> 02:20:54,410
and those who buy and sell

5646
02:20:54,410 --> 02:20:55,060
those items?

5647
02:20:55,460 --> 02:20:56,240
Well, you bet.

5648
02:20:56,540 --> 02:20:57,920
In fact, we found one man who

5649
02:20:57,920 --> 02:20:59,710
used to run a real second-hand

5650
02:20:59,710 --> 02:21:02,000
bookshop in Washington, D.C.,

5651
02:21:02,000 --> 02:21:03,690
but he closed down the store so

5652
02:21:03,690 --> 02:21:05,190
he could do all his selling

5653
02:21:05,190 --> 02:21:05,760
online.

5654
02:21:06,220 --> 02:21:07,080
Jane is with him.

5655
02:21:08,060 --> 02:21:09,340
Now, Greg, I understand that

5656
02:21:09,340 --> 02:21:10,900
you used to have a rare

5657
02:21:10,900 --> 02:21:13,200
bookstore on the East Coast,

5658
02:21:13,200 --> 02:21:15,000
and you've closed up shop.

5659
02:21:15,080 --> 02:21:16,480
You're now on the West Coast,

5660
02:21:16,480 --> 02:21:18,240
and you're selling, basically,

5661
02:21:18,240 --> 02:21:18,960
rare books.

5662
02:21:19,440 --> 02:21:20,620
My estimation of no city is

5663
02:21:20,620 --> 02:21:22,080
fucking plummeted.

5664
02:21:22,160 --> 02:21:22,520
On eBay.

5665
02:21:23,340 --> 02:21:23,640
That's right.

5666
02:21:23,780 --> 02:21:24,610
My wife and I had a store in

5667
02:21:24,610 --> 02:21:26,240
Georgetown in Washington, D.C.

5668
02:21:26,240 --> 02:21:27,020
And Greg Young.

5669
02:21:27,360 --> 02:21:28,790
And about a year and a half ago,

5670
02:21:28,790 --> 02:21:30,550
we moved out here and been

5671
02:21:30,550 --> 02:21:32,670
selling books on eBay since

5672
02:21:32,670 --> 02:21:33,380
then.

5673
02:21:33,700 --> 02:21:34,660
I gotta go.

5674
02:21:34,760 --> 02:21:35,380
I need a pace.

5675
02:21:35,380 --> 02:21:37,710
Today is the last day for young

5676
02:21:37,710 --> 02:21:38,680
hot dogs.

5677
02:21:38,780 --> 02:21:39,940
Get them all you can.

5678
02:21:40,800 --> 02:21:41,490
Steph, thank you very, very

5679
02:21:41,490 --> 02:21:42,880
much for the tip there.

5680
02:21:43,000 --> 02:21:45,240
I'll leave you in the warm,

5681
02:21:45,240 --> 02:21:47,150
comforting embrace and

5682
02:21:47,150 --> 02:21:50,220
comfortable hands of Mr. Young.

5683
02:21:50,540 --> 02:21:51,080
We'll be back in one minute

5684
02:21:51,080 --> 02:21:51,420
there.

5685
02:21:51,520 --> 02:21:52,820
How did you stumble across eBay?

5686
02:21:53,160 --> 02:21:54,220
I'd heard about it.

5687
02:21:54,280 --> 02:21:55,250
People, you know, just the buzz

5688
02:21:55,250 --> 02:21:55,880
in the business.

5689
02:21:56,040 --> 02:21:57,440
People would say, you know, had

5690
02:21:57,440 --> 02:21:58,910
you bought anything off eBay or

5691
02:21:58,910 --> 02:21:59,600
seen eBay?

5692
02:21:59,820 --> 02:22:01,080
And eventually I found my way

5693
02:22:01,080 --> 02:22:02,140
to their website.

5694
02:22:02,140 --> 02:22:04,330
And I liked what I saw, and I

5695
02:22:04,330 --> 02:22:06,080
thought I would use it

5696
02:22:06,080 --> 02:22:08,270
initially to get rid of some

5697
02:22:08,270 --> 02:22:08,960
things

5698
02:22:08,960 --> 02:22:10,050
that I'd had in stock for a

5699
02:22:10,050 --> 02:22:11,350
while that were just taking up

5700
02:22:11,350 --> 02:22:11,840
space.

5701
02:22:11,960 --> 02:22:13,070
So just kind of trying it out

5702
02:22:13,070 --> 02:22:14,220
and get rid of some of the old

5703
02:22:14,220 --> 02:22:14,660
stuff.

5704
02:22:14,680 --> 02:22:15,390
Yeah, just, you know, things

5705
02:22:15,390 --> 02:22:16,260
that I really didn't care about.

5706
02:22:16,340 --> 02:22:17,290
So I thought I'd just try and

5707
02:22:17,290 --> 02:22:18,020
shoot them out.

5708
02:22:18,300 --> 02:22:20,010
And it worked much better than

5709
02:22:20,010 --> 02:22:21,200
I'd expected.

5710
02:22:21,640 --> 02:22:22,660
And so I just kept offering

5711
02:22:22,660 --> 02:22:24,480
more and more things on there.

5712
02:22:24,740 --> 02:22:25,650
And now it makes up a large

5713
02:22:25,650 --> 02:22:26,940
portion of my business.

5714
02:22:27,320 --> 02:22:28,640
Now, how would you compare

5715
02:22:28,640 --> 02:22:30,540
having a physical store versus

5716
02:22:30,540 --> 02:22:32,380
now your online business?

5717
02:22:33,180 --> 02:22:34,860
It's much better.

5718
02:22:34,920 --> 02:22:35,580
There are many benefits.

5719
02:22:35,880 --> 02:22:36,900
There's no overhead.

5720
02:22:39,600 --> 02:22:39,320
When we had a store, we had to

5721
02:22:39,320 --> 02:22:42,890
have a stock of about 15,000

5722
02:22:42,890 --> 02:22:43,700
books.

5723
02:22:43,820 --> 02:22:45,720
Now my inventory is about 1,000

5724
02:22:45,720 --> 02:22:47,160
volumes, and it changes very

5725
02:22:47,160 --> 02:22:47,840
rapidly.

5726
02:22:50,600 --> 02:22:52,140
It's very low energy, isn't it?

5727
02:22:52,140 --> 02:22:53,320
I just came straight back in.

5728
02:22:53,420 --> 02:22:54,410
I could just hear what was

5729
02:22:54,410 --> 02:22:55,980
going on, but fair play to them.

5730
02:22:56,300 --> 02:22:57,540
But there might be something at

5731
02:22:57,540 --> 02:22:58,540
play, you know?

5732
02:22:58,560 --> 02:23:00,090
So I don't want to make too

5733
02:23:00,090 --> 02:23:01,850
many assumptions or have too

5734
02:23:01,850 --> 02:23:03,060
much of a laugh.

5735
02:23:03,220 --> 02:23:04,430
These fellas in the background

5736
02:23:04,430 --> 02:23:05,590
are a little bit ominous as

5737
02:23:05,590 --> 02:23:06,020
well.

5738
02:23:06,740 --> 02:23:07,990
I don't think I haven't heard

5739
02:23:07,990 --> 02:23:08,960
about you, buddy.

5740
02:23:09,760 --> 02:23:10,870
Just looking in the background

5741
02:23:10,870 --> 02:23:11,720
like that.

5742
02:23:12,440 --> 02:23:14,020
We know what's going on.

5743
02:23:14,060 --> 02:23:14,860
We can see you.

5744
02:23:17,060 --> 02:23:18,960
I have a stock of about 15,000

5745
02:23:18,960 --> 02:23:19,960
books.

5746
02:23:20,080 --> 02:23:21,640
Now my inventory is about 1,000

5747
02:23:21,640 --> 02:23:22,180
volumes.

5748
02:23:22,800 --> 02:23:23,800
And it changes very rapidly.

5749
02:23:23,920 --> 02:23:25,100
That's fucking weird as well.

5750
02:23:26,740 --> 02:23:28,330
Today is the last day for Tom's

5751
02:23:28,330 --> 02:23:29,020
Hot Dogs.

5752
02:23:29,160 --> 02:23:30,120
Get them while you can.

5753
02:23:30,900 --> 02:23:31,260
Rapidly.

5754
02:23:31,940 --> 02:23:34,140
And with a store, you were

5755
02:23:34,140 --> 02:23:36,060
limited to who walked in your

5756
02:23:36,060 --> 02:23:36,640
store

5757
02:23:36,640 --> 02:23:37,860
and the people that you knew

5758
02:23:37,860 --> 02:23:38,880
were in the market.

5759
02:23:38,880 --> 02:23:40,080
Fucking hell, this guy.

5760
02:23:40,220 --> 02:23:40,940
And now you've got a global

5761
02:23:40,940 --> 02:23:41,320
market.

5762
02:23:41,340 --> 02:23:42,120
And now I've got a global

5763
02:23:42,120 --> 02:23:42,500
market.

5764
02:23:42,620 --> 02:23:43,330
I can offer things that I

5765
02:23:43,330 --> 02:23:44,250
wouldn't have ordinarily

5766
02:23:44,250 --> 02:23:44,720
offered.

5767
02:23:44,740 --> 02:23:46,210
Isn't there any downside to the

5768
02:23:46,210 --> 02:23:46,780
online?

5769
02:23:47,480 --> 02:23:48,590
The creepy clown, the non, the

5770
02:23:48,590 --> 02:23:50,510
grim reaper, the werewolf, the

5771
02:23:50,510 --> 02:23:51,060
vampire,

5772
02:23:51,060 --> 02:23:53,150
the zombie, Wednesday Adams

5773
02:23:53,150 --> 02:23:55,490
from the Adams family, or the

5774
02:23:55,490 --> 02:23:56,080
devil.

5775
02:23:56,080 --> 02:23:57,080
Business?

5776
02:23:57,580 --> 02:23:59,600
I, not, not that I can see.

5777
02:23:59,680 --> 02:24:00,600
Not from my point of view,

5778
02:24:00,600 --> 02:24:01,260
there isn't.

5779
02:24:01,500 --> 02:24:02,620
I, I...

5780
02:24:02,620 --> 02:24:04,640
God, man, bring the fucking

5781
02:24:04,640 --> 02:24:05,540
energy up.

5782
02:24:05,600 --> 02:24:07,700
I think with eBay, especially,

5783
02:24:07,700 --> 02:24:08,840
I think, eBay,

5784
02:24:09,040 --> 02:24:10,140
since it's sort of the one that

5785
02:24:10,140 --> 02:24:11,460
most people would recognize

5786
02:24:11,460 --> 02:24:12,920
as an online auction house,

5787
02:24:13,540 --> 02:24:14,460
aren't you facing a lot more

5788
02:24:14,460 --> 02:24:15,640
competition now?

5789
02:24:15,660 --> 02:24:16,620
I mean, if you've got access to

5790
02:24:16,620 --> 02:24:17,260
a larger market,

5791
02:24:17,260 --> 02:24:18,440
there must be a lot more people

5792
02:24:18,440 --> 02:24:20,320
who are selling this particular,

5793
02:24:20,460 --> 02:24:22,120
or rare books, for example.

5794
02:24:22,540 --> 02:24:23,370
Well, I, I don't think

5795
02:24:23,370 --> 02:24:24,620
competition's really a problem.

5796
02:24:24,620 --> 02:24:25,800
There's lots of customers out

5797
02:24:25,800 --> 02:24:26,920
there, and, and the more

5798
02:24:26,920 --> 02:24:27,860
sellers there are,

5799
02:24:27,860 --> 02:24:28,820
You might not be able to bring

5800
02:24:28,820 --> 02:24:29,740
the energy up, though.

5801
02:24:29,820 --> 02:24:30,650
You know, there might be a

5802
02:24:30,650 --> 02:24:31,720
reason, like a medical reason

5803
02:24:31,720 --> 02:24:32,340
or something.

5804
02:24:32,580 --> 02:24:33,490
They enable you to build a

5805
02:24:33,490 --> 02:24:34,990
reputation with their feedback

5806
02:24:34,990 --> 02:24:35,540
system.

5807
02:24:36,060 --> 02:24:36,570
After you complete a

5808
02:24:36,570 --> 02:24:38,080
transaction with someone,

5809
02:24:38,220 --> 02:24:39,860
they can, they enter a feedback,

5810
02:24:39,860 --> 02:24:40,840
positive or negative,

5811
02:24:41,520 --> 02:24:42,380
and, and you build a rating

5812
02:24:42,380 --> 02:24:43,200
over time.

5813
02:24:43,340 --> 02:24:43,520
And that's...

5814
02:24:43,520 --> 02:24:44,620
So it's a referral-based

5815
02:24:44,620 --> 02:24:44,920
business,

5816
02:24:44,920 --> 02:24:46,420
more so than even a physical

5817
02:24:46,420 --> 02:24:46,980
store.

5818
02:24:47,040 --> 02:24:48,280
Right, right.

5819
02:24:48,640 --> 02:24:50,520
And how about pricing?

5820
02:24:50,660 --> 02:24:52,540
I mean, are you selling these

5821
02:24:52,540 --> 02:24:53,900
books for a lot more,

5822
02:24:54,000 --> 02:24:55,100
since it's a bidding process,

5823
02:24:55,300 --> 02:24:56,510
and it's, it's sometimes blind

5824
02:24:56,510 --> 02:24:57,640
bidding, or...

5825
02:24:57,640 --> 02:24:59,210
In some cases, things bring a

5826
02:24:59,210 --> 02:25:01,000
lot more than I expect them to.

5827
02:25:01,400 --> 02:25:02,820
I, but often I can offer things

5828
02:25:02,820 --> 02:25:03,700
for less money

5829
02:25:03,700 --> 02:25:04,780
than I would have had to,

5830
02:25:05,000 --> 02:25:06,320
had I, in it with a physical

5831
02:25:06,320 --> 02:25:06,700
shop,

5832
02:25:06,760 --> 02:25:08,040
where my overhead is so high.

5833
02:25:08,040 --> 02:25:09,950
I suppose some people just aren't

5834
02:25:09,950 --> 02:25:10,760
cut out for the,

5835
02:25:10,760 --> 02:25:12,620
the TV situation.

5836
02:25:12,620 --> 02:25:13,550
You know, other, a lot of

5837
02:25:13,550 --> 02:25:14,460
people in the States,

5838
02:25:14,460 --> 02:25:15,380
they just turn it on.

5839
02:25:15,440 --> 02:25:16,420
It's second nature to them, you

5840
02:25:16,420 --> 02:25:16,700
know,

5841
02:25:16,720 --> 02:25:19,140
and they have that whole show-and-tell

5842
02:25:19,140 --> 02:25:19,480
culture.

5843
02:25:19,640 --> 02:25:21,560
It's just presentations are in

5844
02:25:21,560 --> 02:25:23,820
the genes, really, at times.

5845
02:25:23,880 --> 02:25:25,280
But, I mean, sometimes, maybe

5846
02:25:25,280 --> 02:25:25,600
not.

5847
02:25:25,700 --> 02:25:26,940
Maybe he's all about the books.

5848
02:25:27,540 --> 02:25:28,320
He's up all night selling

5849
02:25:28,320 --> 02:25:29,340
fucking books.

5850
02:25:30,360 --> 02:25:32,300
And that's, that's his vice.

5851
02:25:32,460 --> 02:25:33,860
It's not about putting on a

5852
02:25:33,860 --> 02:25:36,040
song and dance on the TV show

5853
02:25:36,040 --> 02:25:37,330
about the fucking books that he's

5854
02:25:37,330 --> 02:25:37,740
doing.

5855
02:25:37,740 --> 02:25:40,160
He just does the job, you know?

5856
02:25:40,240 --> 02:25:41,300
There was nobody else to take

5857
02:25:41,300 --> 02:25:41,860
that call.

5858
02:25:42,960 --> 02:25:44,460
He's a self-made man.

5859
02:25:44,880 --> 02:25:46,000
New books a week on eBay.

5860
02:25:46,040 --> 02:25:47,580
He doesn't need to do a fucking

5861
02:25:47,580 --> 02:25:48,180
tap dance.

5862
02:25:48,380 --> 02:25:49,290
Doesn't really take up all my

5863
02:25:49,290 --> 02:25:49,860
time, no.

5864
02:25:50,000 --> 02:25:52,460
So now you get to play and work

5865
02:25:52,460 --> 02:25:54,360
and not have as much overhead.

5866
02:25:54,600 --> 02:25:55,220
Nintendo Game Boy.

5867
02:25:55,220 --> 02:25:56,460
Are there fuzzy bunny stuff?

5868
02:25:56,460 --> 02:25:57,600
Nintendo Game Boy.

5869
02:25:57,720 --> 02:25:59,350
Just to underscore the, the

5870
02:25:59,350 --> 02:26:01,380
Darth of enthusiasm on your man.

5871
02:26:01,660 --> 02:26:03,160
A little picture of Stu just

5872
02:26:03,160 --> 02:26:04,060
slides in.

5873
02:26:04,240 --> 02:26:05,400
Courtesy of Octol Jr.

5874
02:26:05,700 --> 02:26:06,720
Thank you very much for the tip.

5875
02:26:06,720 --> 02:26:09,120
Nintendo's Game Boy.

5876
02:26:09,500 --> 02:26:11,200
And then back to, that's pretty

5877
02:26:11,200 --> 02:26:12,020
much okay.

5878
02:26:12,180 --> 02:26:13,280
You know, I just usually get

5879
02:26:13,280 --> 02:26:14,540
the books and I sell them.

5880
02:26:15,000 --> 02:26:16,370
And it's, it's nothing, it's

5881
02:26:16,370 --> 02:26:17,400
not that hard.

5882
02:26:18,180 --> 02:26:19,280
But yeah, that's what we do.

5883
02:26:19,440 --> 02:26:19,940
I just, I just.

5884
02:26:19,960 --> 02:26:20,380
Uh, yes.

5885
02:26:22,060 --> 02:26:23,000
That sounds good.

5886
02:26:23,040 --> 02:26:23,930
Well, thank you for your time,

5887
02:26:23,930 --> 02:26:24,200
Greg.

5888
02:26:24,220 --> 02:26:25,370
We got a little bit of a laugh

5889
02:26:25,370 --> 02:26:26,020
out of them.

5890
02:26:26,020 --> 02:26:27,450
Work and not have as much

5891
02:26:27,450 --> 02:26:28,280
overhead.

5892
02:26:29,100 --> 02:26:30,100
Are there fuzzy bunny slippers

5893
02:26:30,100 --> 02:26:31,120
in the office?

5894
02:26:31,380 --> 02:26:31,580
I just.

5895
02:26:31,680 --> 02:26:32,000
Yes.

5896
02:26:33,740 --> 02:26:34,660
That sounds good.

5897
02:26:34,700 --> 02:26:35,410
Well, thanks very much for your

5898
02:26:35,410 --> 02:26:35,820
time, Greg.

5899
02:26:35,820 --> 02:26:36,240
You're welcome.

5900
02:26:45,620 --> 02:26:46,750
Well, online auctions are

5901
02:26:46,750 --> 02:26:47,740
fascinating, but for some

5902
02:26:47,740 --> 02:26:48,610
people they're kind of

5903
02:26:48,610 --> 02:26:49,260
confusing.

5904
02:26:49,440 --> 02:26:50,930
First of all, more than 300

5905
02:26:50,930 --> 02:26:52,220
auction sites online.

5906
02:26:52,320 --> 02:26:53,550
So it's confusing to figure out

5907
02:26:53,550 --> 02:26:54,940
where to go to buy something.

5908
02:26:55,340 --> 02:26:55,840
And if you want to.

5909
02:26:55,960 --> 02:26:56,990
Look at the quality of this

5910
02:26:56,990 --> 02:26:57,840
episode, man.

5911
02:26:58,140 --> 02:26:59,180
The fucking encoding.

5912
02:26:59,400 --> 02:27:01,020
The, this must be 480.

5913
02:27:01,520 --> 02:27:03,540
And the sound is brilliant.

5914
02:27:04,080 --> 02:27:04,680
It's 480.

5915
02:27:05,480 --> 02:27:06,080
Well done.

5916
02:27:10,340 --> 02:27:11,620
Sell something for some people.

5917
02:27:11,700 --> 02:27:12,420
That process is kind of

5918
02:27:12,420 --> 02:27:12,980
confusing.

5919
02:27:13,320 --> 02:27:14,310
There is one site that solves

5920
02:27:14,310 --> 02:27:15,440
all of those problems.

5921
02:27:15,560 --> 02:27:16,680
Unfortunately, that's yours,

5922
02:27:16,680 --> 02:27:17,160
Rodrigo.

5923
02:27:17,300 --> 02:27:18,620
And it's auctionwatch.com.

5924
02:27:18,620 --> 02:27:19,740
Rodrigo Salas.

5925
02:27:19,740 --> 02:27:20,980
A great site and a great idea.

5926
02:27:21,340 --> 02:27:22,170
Tell us how he came up with the

5927
02:27:22,170 --> 02:27:23,180
idea to have this sort of

5928
02:27:23,180 --> 02:27:24,160
general auction.

5929
02:27:24,380 --> 02:27:27,020
Stew on a raised parapet.

5930
02:27:27,960 --> 02:27:29,400
A stool, if you will.

5931
02:27:30,100 --> 02:27:31,280
He's going one-on-one with the

5932
02:27:31,280 --> 02:27:31,880
stew, man.

5933
02:27:32,000 --> 02:27:33,280
No table, no desk.

5934
02:27:33,460 --> 02:27:34,620
Nothing in between the two men.

5935
02:27:35,040 --> 02:27:36,460
Just one-on-one.

5936
02:27:36,680 --> 02:27:37,480
Mano a mano.

5937
02:27:37,680 --> 02:27:39,100
How will this guy handle this?

5938
02:27:39,200 --> 02:27:39,980
You don't really sell on your

5939
02:27:39,980 --> 02:27:40,580
site, right?

5940
02:27:40,780 --> 02:27:42,040
No, we're not an auction site.

5941
02:27:42,180 --> 02:27:43,470
We are an auction services and

5942
02:27:43,470 --> 02:27:44,840
information provider.

5943
02:27:44,860 --> 02:27:45,140
Sales.

5944
02:27:45,180 --> 02:27:45,700
That means what?

5945
02:27:46,540 --> 02:27:47,500
Basically, we view the market

5946
02:27:47,500 --> 02:27:48,700
as having a number of

5947
02:27:48,700 --> 02:27:50,670
opportunities for services to

5948
02:27:50,670 --> 02:27:51,940
surround these transactions.

5949
02:27:51,940 --> 02:27:53,550
Being able to find the right

5950
02:27:53,550 --> 02:27:55,140
site to buy or sell from.

5951
02:27:55,360 --> 02:27:57,200
Being able to understand more

5952
02:27:57,200 --> 02:27:58,360
about the process.

5953
02:27:58,680 --> 02:28:00,080
Tips, tactics, strategies,

5954
02:28:00,080 --> 02:28:01,160
things that you can do.

5955
02:28:02,160 --> 02:28:02,790
And then, in addition, there

5956
02:28:02,790 --> 02:28:04,290
are a number of services that

5957
02:28:04,290 --> 02:28:05,940
we're currently not offering

5958
02:28:05,940 --> 02:28:07,380
that many people will be able

5959
02:28:07,380 --> 02:28:08,140
to guess.

5960
02:28:08,140 --> 02:28:08,860
He's losing it, Pat.

5961
02:28:08,980 --> 02:28:09,780
Let's talk about some of the

5962
02:28:09,780 --> 02:28:10,520
things you do have.

5963
02:28:10,580 --> 02:28:11,240
One great thing.

5964
02:28:11,240 --> 02:28:11,440
Yes.

5965
02:28:12,000 --> 02:28:12,700
We don't see.

5966
02:28:12,860 --> 02:28:14,200
We haven't heard any hustling

5967
02:28:14,200 --> 02:28:15,300
or harrying today.

5968
02:28:15,760 --> 02:28:17,740
And that was one cutoff.

5969
02:28:17,740 --> 02:28:20,910
He knew that Salas was tailing

5970
02:28:20,910 --> 02:28:23,460
away down a fucking cul-de-sac

5971
02:28:23,460 --> 02:28:24,920
of boredom.

5972
02:28:25,500 --> 02:28:26,520
And Stu just cuts him off at

5973
02:28:26,520 --> 02:28:27,300
the pass.

5974
02:28:27,540 --> 02:28:28,300
Talks over him.

5975
02:28:29,120 --> 02:28:29,780
Alpha dog.

5976
02:28:30,900 --> 02:28:30,940
And then, in addition, there

5977
02:28:30,940 --> 02:28:32,010
are a number of services that

5978
02:28:32,010 --> 02:28:33,340
we're currently not offering.

5979
02:28:33,340 --> 02:28:34,910
I mean, he knew, even at that

5980
02:28:34,910 --> 02:28:37,580
moment, when Salas goes, um.

5981
02:28:38,820 --> 02:28:41,160
Look at that.

5982
02:28:41,220 --> 02:28:41,640
The gold.

5983
02:28:42,300 --> 02:28:43,300
And.

5984
02:28:43,300 --> 02:28:44,660
That's hard.

5985
02:28:44,860 --> 02:28:46,210
Then, in addition, there are a

5986
02:28:46,210 --> 02:28:47,700
number of services that we're

5987
02:28:47,700 --> 02:28:49,050
currently not offering that

5988
02:28:49,050 --> 02:28:50,500
many people will be able to

5989
02:28:50,500 --> 02:28:50,980
guess.

5990
02:28:51,380 --> 02:28:52,230
Let's talk about some of the

5991
02:28:52,230 --> 02:28:52,960
things you do have.

5992
02:28:53,040 --> 02:28:53,980
One great thing is that you're

5993
02:28:53,980 --> 02:28:55,380
sort of grand central for auctions.

5994
02:28:55,560 --> 02:28:55,600
Right?

5995
02:28:55,660 --> 02:28:56,120
You have links.

5996
02:28:56,580 --> 02:28:57,170
Let's talk about some of the

5997
02:28:57,170 --> 02:28:58,060
things you do have.

5998
02:28:58,140 --> 02:28:58,990
One great thing is that you're

5999
02:28:58,990 --> 02:29:00,260
sort of grand central for auctions.

6000
02:29:00,260 --> 02:29:01,180
To guess.

6001
02:29:01,380 --> 02:29:01,500
Right.

6002
02:29:01,680 --> 02:29:02,420
Let's talk about some of the

6003
02:29:02,420 --> 02:29:03,160
things you do have.

6004
02:29:03,220 --> 02:29:04,180
One great thing is that you're

6005
02:29:04,180 --> 02:29:05,560
sort of grand central for auctions.

6006
02:29:05,700 --> 02:29:05,800
Right?

6007
02:29:05,800 --> 02:29:07,230
You have links to virtually all

6008
02:29:07,230 --> 02:29:08,740
the auction sites out there.

6009
02:29:09,120 --> 02:29:10,100
Which is a great service.

6010
02:29:10,100 --> 02:29:10,780
And how do you have them

6011
02:29:10,780 --> 02:29:11,260
organized?

6012
02:29:12,060 --> 02:29:13,030
Basically, they're organized by

6013
02:29:13,030 --> 02:29:13,680
category.

6014
02:29:13,880 --> 02:29:15,350
So, assuming you were going to

6015
02:29:15,350 --> 02:29:16,800
be selling or buying an antique

6016
02:29:16,800 --> 02:29:17,300
chair.

6017
02:29:17,800 --> 02:29:17,980
Thank you.

6018
02:29:17,980 --> 02:29:19,180
Thank you very much, Paul Meskel.

6019
02:29:19,240 --> 02:29:20,060
I wonder where the best site

6020
02:29:20,060 --> 02:29:21,140
was to buy or sell that chair.

6021
02:29:21,140 --> 02:29:22,440
You can go to our site.

6022
02:29:22,500 --> 02:29:23,020
So, I'd look at what?

6023
02:29:23,100 --> 02:29:23,380
Furniture?

6024
02:29:23,420 --> 02:29:24,860
Perhaps where the best site was

6025
02:29:24,860 --> 02:29:26,220
to buy or sell that chair.

6026
02:29:26,520 --> 02:29:27,520
You can go to our site.

6027
02:29:27,600 --> 02:29:28,120
So, I'd look at what?

6028
02:29:28,180 --> 02:29:29,120
Furniture or?

6029
02:29:29,680 --> 02:29:30,320
Antiques, actually.

6030
02:29:30,340 --> 02:29:30,620
Okay.

6031
02:29:30,740 --> 02:29:31,410
And there are over

6032
02:29:31,410 --> 02:29:33,260
approximately 50 antique sites.

6033
02:29:33,640 --> 02:29:35,130
And what we currently offer are

6034
02:29:35,130 --> 02:29:36,160
links to all those antique

6035
02:29:36,160 --> 02:29:37,240
sites and a very brief

6036
02:29:37,240 --> 02:29:38,180
description.

6037
02:29:38,880 --> 02:29:40,120
In addition, one of the things

6038
02:29:40,120 --> 02:29:41,910
that we'll be offering in the

6039
02:29:41,910 --> 02:29:43,890
not-so-distant future are

6040
02:29:43,890 --> 02:29:44,960
reviews of both sites

6041
02:29:44,960 --> 02:29:46,080
themselves.

6042
02:29:46,080 --> 02:29:47,570
So, not only do you know which

6043
02:29:47,570 --> 02:29:48,720
sites cater to the antique

6044
02:29:48,720 --> 02:29:51,080
market, but also which sites.

6045
02:29:51,080 --> 02:29:52,080
Maybe the best sites to visit

6046
02:29:52,080 --> 02:29:53,020
if you're interested in

6047
02:29:53,020 --> 02:29:53,540
selection.

6048
02:29:53,540 --> 02:29:54,350
Now, you have something like

6049
02:29:54,350 --> 02:29:54,640
that now.

6050
02:29:54,700 --> 02:29:55,540
Your message center.

6051
02:29:55,960 --> 02:29:56,820
And I noticed there's tons of

6052
02:29:56,820 --> 02:29:58,210
postings on there where people

6053
02:29:58,210 --> 02:29:59,540
just talk to each other about

6054
02:29:59,540 --> 02:30:00,920
experiences they've had.

6055
02:30:01,180 --> 02:30:02,340
I know your eBay section.

6056
02:30:02,420 --> 02:30:04,250
I saw something like 18,000

6057
02:30:04,250 --> 02:30:05,320
postings listed there.

6058
02:30:05,460 --> 02:30:06,320
What are people doing there?

6059
02:30:06,360 --> 02:30:07,180
What are they talking about?

6060
02:30:07,540 --> 02:30:08,140
It's really great.

6061
02:30:08,220 --> 02:30:09,560
It's a shame we're on a bit of

6062
02:30:09,560 --> 02:30:09,960
a CU.

6063
02:30:10,220 --> 02:30:11,960
It needs to be a medium to be

6064
02:30:11,960 --> 02:30:14,170
able to see Stu's handwork,

6065
02:30:14,170 --> 02:30:15,280
hand play.

6066
02:30:16,140 --> 02:30:17,600
Because we get a glimpse of the

6067
02:30:17,600 --> 02:30:19,140
claw just there.

6068
02:30:19,840 --> 02:30:21,080
We get a bit of a claw just

6069
02:30:21,080 --> 02:30:22,620
coming up here.

6070
02:30:23,180 --> 02:30:25,410
The claw, as somebody said

6071
02:30:25,410 --> 02:30:28,380
earlier, is poised right there.

6072
02:30:28,780 --> 02:30:29,880
But we don't get the luxury of

6073
02:30:29,880 --> 02:30:31,660
being able to see what he does.

6074
02:30:31,800 --> 02:30:32,880
I can see him doing a bit of a

6075
02:30:32,880 --> 02:30:33,340
roll.

6076
02:30:34,140 --> 02:30:34,800
And I noticed there's tons of

6077
02:30:34,800 --> 02:30:36,390
postings on there where people

6078
02:30:36,390 --> 02:30:37,850
just talk to each other about

6079
02:30:37,850 --> 02:30:39,440
experiences they've had.

6080
02:30:39,740 --> 02:30:40,860
I know your eBay section, I saw

6081
02:30:40,860 --> 02:30:42,960
something like 18,000 postings

6082
02:30:42,960 --> 02:30:43,820
listed there.

6083
02:30:44,020 --> 02:30:44,840
What are people doing there?

6084
02:30:44,880 --> 02:30:45,660
What are they talking about?

6085
02:30:46,040 --> 02:30:47,090
It's really a great place where

6086
02:30:47,090 --> 02:30:48,530
buyers and sellers of all types

6087
02:30:48,530 --> 02:30:49,960
can come together and speak.

6088
02:30:50,460 --> 02:30:54,140
It is a warning strike, like a

6089
02:30:54,140 --> 02:30:55,060
cobra.

6090
02:30:55,700 --> 02:30:56,460
It's ready to...

6091
02:30:56,460 --> 02:30:58,720
And I think it's just a kind of

6092
02:30:58,720 --> 02:31:01,070
a way of Stu letting the guests

6093
02:31:01,070 --> 02:31:03,340
know that they're on fucking

6094
02:31:03,340 --> 02:31:04,300
notice.

6095
02:31:05,400 --> 02:31:06,050
And they better fucking start

6096
02:31:06,050 --> 02:31:07,460
producing the goods.

6097
02:31:07,660 --> 02:31:09,360
Otherwise the claw will attack

6098
02:31:09,360 --> 02:31:10,280
and strike.

6099
02:31:10,440 --> 02:31:11,200
It's what they're dealing with.

6100
02:31:11,200 --> 02:31:12,620
Imagine seeing Stu dish out a

6101
02:31:12,620 --> 02:31:13,480
fucking slap.

6102
02:31:13,900 --> 02:31:14,640
With the items that they're

6103
02:31:14,640 --> 02:31:15,980
buying and selling online.

6104
02:31:16,780 --> 02:31:18,260
I like to snipe.

6105
02:31:18,540 --> 02:31:19,120
Do you?

6106
02:31:19,120 --> 02:31:23,120
EUPU Part Deux.

6107
02:31:24,620 --> 02:31:24,760
Issues that they may be

6108
02:31:24,760 --> 02:31:27,160
experiencing with other parties.

6109
02:31:27,400 --> 02:31:29,100
You know, how to avoid fraud.

6110
02:31:30,080 --> 02:31:31,480
How to manage feedback profiles

6111
02:31:31,480 --> 02:31:33,240
and that type of thing.

6112
02:31:33,260 --> 02:31:34,220
Is it mostly talking about

6113
02:31:34,220 --> 02:31:35,460
problems and saying, hey, I had

6114
02:31:35,460 --> 02:31:36,760
this problem here, beware, this

6115
02:31:36,760 --> 02:31:37,480
kind of thing?

6116
02:31:37,740 --> 02:31:38,100
Beware.

6117
02:31:38,100 --> 02:31:39,170
There's a certain aspect of

6118
02:31:39,170 --> 02:31:40,200
talking about problems.

6119
02:31:40,360 --> 02:31:41,520
Recently we found that a lot of

6120
02:31:41,520 --> 02:31:42,810
buyers and sellers are using

6121
02:31:42,810 --> 02:31:44,150
our message center to compare

6122
02:31:44,150 --> 02:31:45,280
how sites are doing.

6123
02:31:45,280 --> 02:31:46,330
So how does eBay measure

6124
02:31:46,330 --> 02:31:47,470
against Amazon or Yahoo and

6125
02:31:47,470 --> 02:31:48,460
that type of thing?

6126
02:31:48,560 --> 02:31:49,900
Measure by what term?

6127
02:31:50,000 --> 02:31:50,780
I mean, the price...

6128
02:31:50,780 --> 02:31:52,270
Just to add to what I said

6129
02:31:52,270 --> 02:31:55,280
before, eBay is blaming Sun Microsystems.

6130
02:31:56,100 --> 02:31:56,960
And Xander said that Sun's

6131
02:31:56,960 --> 02:31:58,820
resources are being put into

6132
02:31:58,820 --> 02:32:00,360
fixing the systems.

6133
02:32:00,680 --> 02:32:02,300
But none of those are to blame.

6134
02:32:03,200 --> 02:32:03,860
Let's see.

6135
02:32:03,860 --> 02:32:06,090
eBay handles 300,000 new items

6136
02:32:06,090 --> 02:32:06,540
a day.

6137
02:32:06,540 --> 02:32:08,240
And Amazon such and such.

6138
02:32:08,460 --> 02:32:09,820
I've been to Amazon.

6139
02:32:10,580 --> 02:32:11,550
Their system and ISIT

6140
02:32:11,550 --> 02:32:14,480
department would skin you alive.

6141
02:32:15,600 --> 02:32:16,240
eBay will eventually have

6142
02:32:16,240 --> 02:32:18,020
backup mirror servers.

6143
02:32:18,420 --> 02:32:19,620
Redundancy is a better way of

6144
02:32:19,620 --> 02:32:20,160
life.

6145
02:32:20,380 --> 02:32:20,720
Please.

6146
02:32:21,200 --> 02:32:23,180
The convenience, the what?

6147
02:32:23,420 --> 02:32:24,250
Well, from a seller's

6148
02:32:24,250 --> 02:32:25,750
perspective, it's really the

6149
02:32:25,750 --> 02:32:26,770
price that they're able to

6150
02:32:26,770 --> 02:32:27,630
command as well as the

6151
02:32:27,630 --> 02:32:28,990
percentage of transactions that

6152
02:32:28,990 --> 02:32:29,400
close.

6153
02:32:29,560 --> 02:32:30,540
And from a buyer's, it's really

6154
02:32:30,540 --> 02:32:31,920
selection and customer service.

6155
02:32:32,040 --> 02:32:32,940
You've got something called the

6156
02:32:32,940 --> 02:32:33,760
buzz, which is what?

6157
02:32:33,800 --> 02:32:35,320
Kind of an online auction zine

6158
02:32:35,320 --> 02:32:35,940
in a way?

6159
02:32:36,680 --> 02:32:37,480
It's currently...

6160
02:32:37,480 --> 02:32:39,620
The buzz is after you.

6161
02:32:40,240 --> 02:32:42,150
An online auction zine in kind

6162
02:32:42,150 --> 02:32:43,120
of a way.

6163
02:32:45,320 --> 02:32:45,620
Something called the buzz,

6164
02:32:45,620 --> 02:32:47,040
which is what?

6165
02:32:47,080 --> 02:32:48,600
Kind of an online auction zine

6166
02:32:48,600 --> 02:32:49,200
in a way?

6167
02:32:49,840 --> 02:32:51,500
It's currently links to news.

6168
02:32:51,880 --> 02:32:52,160
Okay.

6169
02:32:52,260 --> 02:32:52,890
That surround the online

6170
02:32:52,890 --> 02:32:53,440
auction space.

6171
02:32:53,440 --> 02:32:54,480
So it just links to any news

6172
02:32:54,480 --> 02:32:55,600
online that has to do with the

6173
02:32:55,600 --> 02:32:56,680
subject of auctions.

6174
02:32:56,860 --> 02:32:57,160
Right.

6175
02:32:57,220 --> 02:32:58,500
And we're going to be rolling

6176
02:32:58,500 --> 02:32:59,790
out very quickly with our own

6177
02:32:59,790 --> 02:33:00,990
news and our own content to

6178
02:33:00,990 --> 02:33:02,190
make the buzz much more of a

6179
02:33:02,190 --> 02:33:03,220
comprehensive.

6180
02:33:04,040 --> 02:33:05,500
Asian Hornet alert.

6181
02:33:06,200 --> 02:33:07,010
I listened back there to the

6182
02:33:07,010 --> 02:33:08,660
fucking piece about the Asian

6183
02:33:08,660 --> 02:33:10,170
Hornet when I was having the

6184
02:33:10,170 --> 02:33:10,860
dinner.

6185
02:33:11,440 --> 02:33:13,450
Claire Byrne had an extensive

6186
02:33:13,450 --> 02:33:15,120
11-minute piece on it this

6187
02:33:15,120 --> 02:33:16,040
morning.

6188
02:33:16,400 --> 02:33:18,320
And it sounds incredible, guys.

6189
02:33:18,420 --> 02:33:19,980
There's a second nest, a

6190
02:33:19,980 --> 02:33:22,090
potential second nest somewhere

6191
02:33:22,090 --> 02:33:23,260
in the country.

6192
02:33:24,060 --> 02:33:25,170
And you could actually tell why

6193
02:33:25,170 --> 02:33:27,040
Claire Byrne's gone to fucking

6194
02:33:27,040 --> 02:33:27,940
news talk.

6195
02:33:28,100 --> 02:33:30,060
Because as a presenter, she's

6196
02:33:30,060 --> 02:33:31,260
untouchable.

6197
02:33:32,200 --> 02:33:33,320
You'd actually believe that she

6198
02:33:33,320 --> 02:33:35,080
really is interested in the

6199
02:33:35,080 --> 02:33:36,900
Asian Hornet by listening to

6200
02:33:36,900 --> 02:33:37,440
her.

6201
02:33:37,440 --> 02:33:39,000
And that's what she brings or

6202
02:33:39,000 --> 02:33:40,400
brought to Arty while she's

6203
02:33:40,400 --> 02:33:41,320
being poached.

6204
02:33:41,740 --> 02:33:42,640
She'll be there now with Pat

6205
02:33:42,640 --> 02:33:43,120
Kenny.

6206
02:33:43,380 --> 02:33:44,080
Stable mates.

6207
02:33:45,120 --> 02:33:46,720
But, yeah.

6208
02:33:47,120 --> 02:33:48,580
A great presenter.

6209
02:33:48,580 --> 02:33:51,770
I don't like what they did with

6210
02:33:51,770 --> 02:33:53,260
that slot on Arty.

6211
02:33:53,380 --> 02:33:55,380
It used to be the Sean O'Rourke

6212
02:33:55,380 --> 02:33:57,080
and then the other Lady Mary or

6213
02:33:57,080 --> 02:33:58,420
whatever it was.

6214
02:33:58,460 --> 02:33:59,460
It was just called Today.

6215
02:34:00,120 --> 02:34:01,370
And then when Claire Byrne got

6216
02:34:01,370 --> 02:34:02,470
into it, it was Today with

6217
02:34:02,470 --> 02:34:03,180
Claire Byrne.

6218
02:34:03,360 --> 02:34:05,140
It became a personality thing,

6219
02:34:05,140 --> 02:34:05,640
you know.

6220
02:34:05,760 --> 02:34:07,790
And a lot of the stuff, it

6221
02:34:07,790 --> 02:34:09,890
moved into a more of a woman's

6222
02:34:09,890 --> 02:34:10,820
magazine.

6223
02:34:11,020 --> 02:34:13,520
There was some very woman's

6224
02:34:13,520 --> 02:34:15,900
items on it that never used to

6225
02:34:15,900 --> 02:34:16,980
be on it.

6226
02:34:17,020 --> 02:34:17,750
It used to be very news and

6227
02:34:17,750 --> 02:34:18,460
current affairs.

6228
02:34:18,720 --> 02:34:20,000
I think it will go back to that.

6229
02:34:20,400 --> 02:34:21,560
But they've lost a great talent

6230
02:34:21,560 --> 02:34:22,080
there.

6231
02:34:22,600 --> 02:34:24,780
And I wonder, is that another

6232
02:34:24,780 --> 02:34:27,040
one of Noel Kelly's stable?

6233
02:34:27,520 --> 02:34:28,420
Is she in that stable?

6234
02:34:28,500 --> 02:34:30,340
Because she managed to get out

6235
02:34:30,340 --> 02:34:32,470
of Arty, secured the bag, moved

6236
02:34:32,470 --> 02:34:34,660
to News Talk, and came away

6237
02:34:34,660 --> 02:34:35,220
clean

6238
02:34:35,220 --> 02:34:37,300
from the whole scandal element

6239
02:34:37,300 --> 02:34:39,140
of the presenters and their

6240
02:34:39,140 --> 02:34:41,720
extra Renault-based supplements.

6241
02:34:42,580 --> 02:34:43,490
But it'd be interesting to see

6242
02:34:43,490 --> 02:34:45,040
how that develops now.

6243
02:34:45,040 --> 02:34:47,500
I think it will revert to its

6244
02:34:47,500 --> 02:34:50,080
more news-based format.

6245
02:34:50,600 --> 02:34:51,520
That wasn't her fault.

6246
02:34:51,660 --> 02:34:53,390
They made her part of the show,

6247
02:34:53,390 --> 02:34:54,000
you know.

6248
02:34:54,620 --> 02:34:56,980
But, yeah, Hornets, man.

6249
02:34:57,460 --> 02:34:58,960
It's getting fucking dangerous.

6250
02:35:00,560 --> 02:35:01,680
Watch your house.

6251
02:35:01,960 --> 02:35:04,480
This is a fucking serious piece

6252
02:35:04,480 --> 02:35:06,320
of news at the moment.

6253
02:35:06,840 --> 02:35:07,760
You don't want to get stung by

6254
02:35:07,760 --> 02:35:08,820
one of those guys.

6255
02:35:08,920 --> 02:35:10,600
And it seems to be Cork that

6256
02:35:10,600 --> 02:35:12,390
might be suffering the brunt of

6257
02:35:12,390 --> 02:35:12,780
that.

6258
02:35:13,780 --> 02:35:15,280
That's the wrong button.

6259
02:35:16,440 --> 02:35:17,320
You talked about services

6260
02:35:17,320 --> 02:35:18,000
before.

6261
02:35:18,100 --> 02:35:19,030
You have two very useful

6262
02:35:19,030 --> 02:35:20,340
services, it seems to me.

6263
02:35:20,340 --> 02:35:21,460
One is image hosting.

6264
02:35:21,460 --> 02:35:22,180
Explain that.

6265
02:35:22,680 --> 02:35:24,060
What image hosting allows is

6266
02:35:24,060 --> 02:35:26,070
for sellers to attach photos of

6267
02:35:26,070 --> 02:35:27,960
their items to their online

6268
02:35:27,960 --> 02:35:28,840
auction listings.

6269
02:35:29,400 --> 02:35:30,230
And that's been incredibly

6270
02:35:30,230 --> 02:35:31,380
successful for us.

6271
02:35:31,500 --> 02:35:32,230
We host well over a million

6272
02:35:32,230 --> 02:35:32,680
images a day.

6273
02:35:32,680 --> 02:35:33,760
So why would they do that with

6274
02:35:33,760 --> 02:35:34,830
you rather than just post the

6275
02:35:34,830 --> 02:35:36,140
image on the eBay or whatever?

6276
02:35:36,540 --> 02:35:37,880
eBay does not host the images

6277
02:35:37,880 --> 02:35:38,700
themselves.

6278
02:35:38,980 --> 02:35:40,500
Very few auction sites do.

6279
02:35:40,800 --> 02:35:42,000
So while the images do appear

6280
02:35:42,000 --> 02:35:43,360
on eBay, they are hosted by

6281
02:35:43,360 --> 02:35:44,620
auctionwatch.com.

6282
02:35:44,780 --> 02:35:45,120
Okay.

6283
02:35:45,200 --> 02:35:45,730
So that might be a little

6284
02:35:45,730 --> 02:35:46,200
complicated.

6285
02:35:46,280 --> 02:35:47,190
You make it easy for people to

6286
02:35:47,190 --> 02:35:48,220
put the picture of the thing up

6287
02:35:48,220 --> 02:35:48,660
there.

6288
02:35:48,900 --> 02:35:49,260
Exactly.

6289
02:35:49,340 --> 02:35:50,370
It's a very simple automated

6290
02:35:50,370 --> 02:35:50,900
process.

6291
02:35:51,000 --> 02:35:51,200
All right.

6292
02:35:51,240 --> 02:35:52,500
Something else you have is the

6293
02:35:52,500 --> 02:35:53,420
eBay QuickScript.

6294
02:35:53,580 --> 02:35:54,080
What is that?

6295
02:35:54,560 --> 02:35:54,880
QuickScript.

6296
02:35:54,880 --> 02:35:55,500
eBay QuickScript.

6297
02:35:56,040 --> 02:35:57,140
That's actually something that

6298
02:35:57,140 --> 02:35:58,130
we're going to be moving away

6299
02:35:58,130 --> 02:35:59,160
from, but it's a very simple

6300
02:35:59,160 --> 02:36:00,710
eBay search tool that will not

6301
02:36:00,710 --> 02:36:02,120
be in the next version of our

6302
02:36:02,120 --> 02:36:02,600
site.

6303
02:36:02,800 --> 02:36:04,160
I am the Asian harness.

6304
02:36:04,160 --> 02:36:04,790
It sounds like a pretty good

6305
02:36:04,790 --> 02:36:05,380
idea if you're looking for

6306
02:36:05,380 --> 02:36:05,780
something.

6307
02:36:05,780 --> 02:36:06,640
Pretty good idea.

6308
02:36:06,820 --> 02:36:07,980
Just browser compatibility.

6309
02:36:08,300 --> 02:36:08,840
Oh, okay.

6310
02:36:08,840 --> 02:36:09,890
It's not compatible with any of

6311
02:36:09,890 --> 02:36:10,720
the newer browsers.

6312
02:36:11,000 --> 02:36:12,230
Well, what's the next step in

6313
02:36:12,230 --> 02:36:13,100
online auctions?

6314
02:36:13,200 --> 02:36:14,020
What's going to be the cool new

6315
02:36:14,020 --> 02:36:14,920
thing that you guys are going

6316
02:36:14,920 --> 02:36:15,780
to do or the Ebays of the world

6317
02:36:15,780 --> 02:36:16,300
will do?

6318
02:36:16,520 --> 02:36:17,420
There are a number of things.

6319
02:36:17,520 --> 02:36:19,180
I see auctions moving upstream,

6320
02:36:19,180 --> 02:36:20,780
so moving from your lower-priced

6321
02:36:20,780 --> 02:36:22,280
items into much higher dollar

6322
02:36:22,280 --> 02:36:22,840
items.

6323
02:36:22,860 --> 02:36:23,140
Right.

6324
02:36:23,580 --> 02:36:24,850
Localized auctions are allowing

6325
02:36:24,850 --> 02:36:26,330
people to sell things such as

6326
02:36:26,330 --> 02:36:27,580
furniture and cars.

6327
02:36:27,580 --> 02:36:28,350
The big stuff where you've got

6328
02:36:28,350 --> 02:36:29,240
to go with the pickup truck.

6329
02:36:29,240 --> 02:36:29,460
Right.

6330
02:36:29,700 --> 02:36:29,920
Right.

6331
02:36:30,320 --> 02:36:31,110
And those are what we see as

6332
02:36:31,110 --> 02:36:32,410
being the major trends in the

6333
02:36:32,410 --> 02:36:33,860
online auction space, as well

6334
02:36:33,860 --> 02:36:35,600
as just continued fragmentation.

6335
02:36:36,440 --> 02:36:37,280
Get out of here.

6336
02:36:37,820 --> 02:36:38,940
This is done, Stu.

6337
02:36:39,040 --> 02:36:40,020
Get the hell out of here.

6338
02:36:40,220 --> 02:36:41,190
Well, if you're into auctions,

6339
02:36:41,190 --> 02:36:42,120
it's really a great place to

6340
02:36:42,120 --> 02:36:42,300
start.

6341
02:36:42,780 --> 02:36:43,680
Auctionwatch.com.

6342
02:36:43,740 --> 02:36:44,360
Thank you, Rodrigo.

6343
02:36:44,380 --> 02:36:45,000
Thank you very much.

6344
02:36:45,000 --> 02:36:45,840
Good stuff.

6345
02:36:53,840 --> 02:36:52,370
Among the most popular collectibles

6346
02:36:52,370 --> 02:36:57,480
online are old computers.

6347
02:36:57,980 --> 02:36:59,050
For some reason, there are

6348
02:36:59,050 --> 02:37:00,250
people like me who are

6349
02:37:00,250 --> 02:37:02,240
fascinated by these old clunkers,

6350
02:37:02,340 --> 02:37:03,870
which in retrospect were far

6351
02:37:03,870 --> 02:37:05,860
too expensive and far too slow.

6352
02:37:06,180 --> 02:37:07,640
We found one guy who loves old

6353
02:37:07,640 --> 02:37:09,160
computers, so much so that he

6354
02:37:09,160 --> 02:37:11,130
started something called the Vintage

6355
02:37:11,130 --> 02:37:12,420
Computer Festival.

6356
02:37:12,860 --> 02:37:13,800
Andrew is with him.

6357
02:37:14,800 --> 02:37:15,710
Salam, you are the founder of

6358
02:37:15,710 --> 02:37:18,000
the Vintage Computer Festival.

6359
02:37:18,740 --> 02:37:19,660
I think it's now in his third

6360
02:37:19,660 --> 02:37:19,980
year.

6361
02:37:19,980 --> 02:37:19,980
I think it's now in his third

6362
02:37:19,980 --> 02:37:20,000
year.

6363
02:37:20,000 --> 02:37:21,630
I think it's classic agnostic

6364
02:37:21,630 --> 02:37:22,280
salams.

6365
02:37:27,380 --> 02:37:27,880
Thank you very much, Casey, for

6366
02:37:27,880 --> 02:37:29,720
the tip.

6367
02:37:30,720 --> 02:37:31,860
You know, we're encouraged

6368
02:37:31,860 --> 02:37:33,620
constantly to go out and buy

6369
02:37:33,620 --> 02:37:34,940
new computers.

6370
02:37:35,260 --> 02:37:36,450
It's like every six months,

6371
02:37:36,450 --> 02:37:37,120
basically.

6372
02:37:37,260 --> 02:37:38,440
It seems like the latest one is

6373
02:37:38,440 --> 02:37:39,620
obsolete and there's a new one

6374
02:37:39,620 --> 02:37:40,280
coming in.

6375
02:37:40,460 --> 02:37:42,820
Why collect vintage computers?

6376
02:37:43,180 --> 02:37:44,410
Well, originally it started out

6377
02:37:44,410 --> 02:37:45,710
as I just couldn't get rid of

6378
02:37:45,710 --> 02:37:46,760
my old computers.

6379
02:37:46,960 --> 02:37:48,020
I fell in love with them or

6380
02:37:48,020 --> 02:37:48,720
whatever.

6381
02:37:49,780 --> 02:37:50,510
So you were a geek, basically,

6382
02:37:50,510 --> 02:37:51,760
when you were a kid.

6383
02:37:51,840 --> 02:37:52,600
Very much so.

6384
02:37:52,600 --> 02:37:52,860
Okay.

6385
02:37:52,980 --> 02:37:53,360
Still am.

6386
02:37:53,440 --> 02:37:53,620
Good.

6387
02:37:53,960 --> 02:37:55,620
But then it became a matter of

6388
02:37:55,620 --> 02:37:57,170
I felt that a lot of computers

6389
02:37:57,170 --> 02:37:58,720
were being thrown out.

6390
02:37:58,900 --> 02:37:59,680
The fuck is that?

6391
02:37:59,760 --> 02:38:01,630
It's like a briefcase, but it

6392
02:38:01,630 --> 02:38:03,130
seems to be it could be a

6393
02:38:03,130 --> 02:38:05,040
computer in a briefcase.

6394
02:38:06,960 --> 02:38:08,160
A briefputer.

6395
02:38:09,160 --> 02:38:10,340
Or a suitputer.

6396
02:38:11,120 --> 02:38:12,840
Without anybody saving some of

6397
02:38:12,840 --> 02:38:15,400
these computers from the past,

6398
02:38:15,640 --> 02:38:16,540
that someday people would

6399
02:38:16,540 --> 02:38:18,100
wonder, well, what happened?

6400
02:38:18,500 --> 02:38:19,180
It's a gun.

6401
02:38:19,400 --> 02:38:19,540
Right.

6402
02:38:19,620 --> 02:38:21,070
So there may not be a history

6403
02:38:21,070 --> 02:38:22,760
for people to look back on.

6404
02:38:22,920 --> 02:38:23,200
Exactly.

6405
02:38:23,200 --> 02:38:24,360
So I thought if I don't start

6406
02:38:24,360 --> 02:38:25,870
collecting these things, nobody

6407
02:38:25,870 --> 02:38:26,260
will.

6408
02:38:26,780 --> 02:38:28,150
And so I would go out and to

6409
02:38:28,150 --> 02:38:30,540
flea markets and thrift stores

6410
02:38:30,540 --> 02:38:31,360
and things

6411
02:38:31,360 --> 02:38:32,560
and start finding this stuff

6412
02:38:32,560 --> 02:38:33,990
and collecting and accumulating

6413
02:38:33,990 --> 02:38:34,320
it.

6414
02:38:34,760 --> 02:38:35,510
And then eventually I found out

6415
02:38:35,510 --> 02:38:36,700
that there were actually other

6416
02:38:36,700 --> 02:38:37,420
people out there

6417
02:38:37,420 --> 02:38:38,610
who thought the same way I did,

6418
02:38:38,610 --> 02:38:39,260
which is, you know,

6419
02:38:39,280 --> 02:38:40,890
if nobody does it or if I don't

6420
02:38:40,890 --> 02:38:42,340
do it, nobody else will.

6421
02:38:42,560 --> 02:38:43,660
So you started the festival.

6422
02:38:43,920 --> 02:38:44,680
And so I started the Vintage

6423
02:38:44,680 --> 02:38:45,720
Computer Festival after I

6424
02:38:45,720 --> 02:38:46,100
realized

6425
02:38:46,100 --> 02:38:47,300
that there was a whole bunch of

6426
02:38:47,300 --> 02:38:48,060
collectors out there.

6427
02:38:48,380 --> 02:38:49,840
And there was a need for, you

6428
02:38:49,840 --> 02:38:51,600
know, a sort of an event where

6429
02:38:51,600 --> 02:38:52,440
people could get together

6430
02:38:52,440 --> 02:38:54,810
and share information and trade

6431
02:38:54,810 --> 02:38:57,180
computers and hear mostly talks

6432
02:38:57,180 --> 02:38:59,000
on computer history.

6433
02:38:59,100 --> 02:38:59,320
Right.

6434
02:38:59,400 --> 02:39:00,330
And that's the emphasis of the

6435
02:39:00,330 --> 02:39:00,820
festival.

6436
02:39:00,920 --> 02:39:01,600
Okay, great.

6437
02:39:01,740 --> 02:39:02,860
Well, it looks like you've

6438
02:39:02,860 --> 02:39:04,360
brought some of your collection

6439
02:39:04,360 --> 02:39:05,160
here with us.

6440
02:39:05,560 --> 02:39:06,460
Why don't you go through and

6441
02:39:06,460 --> 02:39:07,570
sort of give me a little

6442
02:39:07,570 --> 02:39:08,380
history here.

6443
02:39:08,380 --> 02:39:08,520
Okay.

6444
02:39:08,600 --> 02:39:09,310
I've got some interesting

6445
02:39:09,310 --> 02:39:09,820
things here.

6446
02:39:09,900 --> 02:39:11,440
This is an early computer from

6447
02:39:11,440 --> 02:39:12,480
the mid-'70s.

6448
02:39:12,560 --> 02:39:14,000
It's a computer trainer.

6449
02:39:14,360 --> 02:39:15,630
And it basically was used for,

6450
02:39:15,630 --> 02:39:17,560
I mean, it's an actual computer.

6451
02:39:17,680 --> 02:39:18,540
You could use it as a computer.

6452
02:39:18,700 --> 02:39:19,570
It looks like a calculator to

6453
02:39:19,570 --> 02:39:19,820
me.

6454
02:39:19,880 --> 02:39:20,040
Yeah.

6455
02:39:20,120 --> 02:39:21,430
This is where you would

6456
02:39:21,430 --> 02:39:23,700
actually enter your programs in.

6457
02:39:23,740 --> 02:39:24,560
You would program it all in

6458
02:39:24,560 --> 02:39:25,600
machine language, which is all

6459
02:39:25,600 --> 02:39:26,220
just numbers.

6460
02:39:26,360 --> 02:39:26,640
Okay.

6461
02:39:26,700 --> 02:39:27,800
But you could actually hook a

6462
02:39:27,800 --> 02:39:28,900
terminal up to it or a printer

6463
02:39:28,900 --> 02:39:30,260
and make it a useful computer.

6464
02:39:30,260 --> 02:39:30,380
Okay.

6465
02:39:30,840 --> 02:39:32,240
And it had a whopping 4K of

6466
02:39:32,240 --> 02:39:32,880
memory.

6467
02:39:32,960 --> 02:39:33,420
4K.

6468
02:39:33,540 --> 02:39:33,800
Wow.

6469
02:39:33,800 --> 02:39:35,000
That wouldn't even get you an

6470
02:39:35,000 --> 02:39:35,900
email these days.

6471
02:39:36,080 --> 02:39:36,240
Okay.

6472
02:39:36,440 --> 02:39:37,410
So what do you got here in the

6473
02:39:37,410 --> 02:39:38,300
storage device?

6474
02:39:38,300 --> 02:39:39,100
Well, over here I have some

6475
02:39:39,100 --> 02:39:39,950
different obsolete storage

6476
02:39:39,950 --> 02:39:40,340
devices.

6477
02:39:41,060 --> 02:39:42,140
Here's some memory.

6478
02:39:42,260 --> 02:39:42,840
This is an old.

6479
02:39:43,000 --> 02:39:43,240
Wow.

6480
02:39:43,360 --> 02:39:44,840
This is a core memory module.

6481
02:39:45,520 --> 02:39:45,880
And this one.

6482
02:39:45,880 --> 02:39:46,640
How much memory is that?

6483
02:39:46,740 --> 02:39:48,420
This is 8K.

6484
02:39:48,680 --> 02:39:49,240
8K.

6485
02:39:49,280 --> 02:39:49,940
Of core memory.

6486
02:39:50,140 --> 02:39:50,200
Boy.

6487
02:39:50,200 --> 02:39:51,600
This basically would appear

6488
02:39:51,600 --> 02:39:53,110
mostly in your mini computers

6489
02:39:53,110 --> 02:39:54,980
from the 60s and early 70s.

6490
02:39:54,980 --> 02:39:56,380
Really? 8K would be about twice

6491
02:39:56,380 --> 02:39:57,160
as big as that now.

6492
02:39:57,260 --> 02:39:59,000
So maybe a little less.

6493
02:39:59,500 --> 02:40:00,740
Then you have, this is a bubble

6494
02:40:00,740 --> 02:40:01,840
memory module.

6495
02:40:02,040 --> 02:40:03,590
This bubble memory was invented

6496
02:40:03,590 --> 02:40:05,120
in the 70s and had a lot of

6497
02:40:05,120 --> 02:40:06,000
potential.

6498
02:40:06,000 --> 02:40:06,420
Bubble down.

6499
02:40:06,420 --> 02:40:07,590
But it never really took off

6500
02:40:07,590 --> 02:40:09,080
because it had a density limit.

6501
02:40:09,260 --> 02:40:10,400
You can only get it so big.

6502
02:40:11,020 --> 02:40:11,880
It's kind of heavy.

6503
02:40:12,300 --> 02:40:13,560
And then you have some old

6504
02:40:13,560 --> 02:40:15,260
storage devices here.

6505
02:40:15,340 --> 02:40:16,880
Well, here's some punch tape.

6506
02:40:16,920 --> 02:40:17,080
Wow.

6507
02:40:17,140 --> 02:40:18,700
Not exactly your zip driver.

6508
02:40:18,860 --> 02:40:19,500
No, not at all.

6509
02:40:19,560 --> 02:40:20,860
This is an old 8-inch floppy.

6510
02:40:21,000 --> 02:40:21,900
And then we have some punch

6511
02:40:21,900 --> 02:40:22,970
tape here where you used to

6512
02:40:22,970 --> 02:40:24,120
store your programs on.

6513
02:40:24,200 --> 02:40:24,760
It does work.

6514
02:40:24,800 --> 02:40:26,140
This is really old stuff.

6515
02:40:26,220 --> 02:40:26,360
Yeah.

6516
02:40:26,440 --> 02:40:27,690
This is, you know, this goes

6517
02:40:27,690 --> 02:40:28,460
back a long way.

6518
02:40:29,020 --> 02:40:30,010
This is one of the disk drive

6519
02:40:30,010 --> 02:40:31,640
format or disk formats that

6520
02:40:31,640 --> 02:40:32,720
didn't make it.

6521
02:40:32,740 --> 02:40:33,580
It's a 3-inch disk.

6522
02:40:33,880 --> 02:40:35,280
Of course, we all know the 3.5

6523
02:40:35,280 --> 02:40:35,880
went out.

6524
02:40:36,020 --> 02:40:38,380
And then this is a floppy tape.

6525
02:40:38,840 --> 02:40:39,470
They call it stringy floppy,

6526
02:40:39,470 --> 02:40:40,360
they called it, but never

6527
02:40:40,360 --> 02:40:41,340
really went anywhere.

6528
02:40:41,580 --> 02:40:41,780
Okay.

6529
02:40:41,880 --> 02:40:43,630
Now, what's this device over

6530
02:40:43,630 --> 02:40:44,140
here?

6531
02:40:44,160 --> 02:40:45,180
This is a punch card.

6532
02:40:45,800 --> 02:40:46,490
This is like interactive

6533
02:40:46,490 --> 02:40:47,260
computing.

6534
02:40:47,420 --> 02:40:47,760
I like this.

6535
02:40:47,760 --> 02:40:48,100
Yeah.

6536
02:40:48,160 --> 02:40:49,460
This is a manual punch that you

6537
02:40:49,460 --> 02:40:50,680
could use in the comfort of

6538
02:40:50,680 --> 02:40:51,600
your own office.

6539
02:40:51,660 --> 02:40:51,940
Okay.

6540
02:40:52,060 --> 02:40:53,190
Instead of having to use the

6541
02:40:53,190 --> 02:40:53,910
punch card machine in the

6542
02:40:53,910 --> 02:40:55,200
computer center or whatever.

6543
02:40:55,420 --> 02:40:56,280
And, of course, we have a punch

6544
02:40:56,280 --> 02:40:56,760
card here.

6545
02:40:56,800 --> 02:40:57,470
And you would just slide it

6546
02:40:57,470 --> 02:40:58,060
into the machine.

6547
02:40:58,280 --> 02:40:59,490
And there's a little chart here

6548
02:40:59,490 --> 02:41:00,740
that tells you how to get the

6549
02:41:00,740 --> 02:41:02,180
characters to punch in onto the

6550
02:41:02,180 --> 02:41:02,660
card.

6551
02:41:02,660 --> 02:41:02,840
Right.

6552
02:41:02,980 --> 02:41:04,070
The company that printed these

6553
02:41:04,070 --> 02:41:05,320
must have gone out of business,

6554
02:41:05,320 --> 02:41:06,120
don't you think?

6555
02:41:06,120 --> 02:41:07,120
Well, probably.

6556
02:41:07,420 --> 02:41:08,480
What is this here?

6557
02:41:08,720 --> 02:41:10,240
This is a programming patch

6558
02:41:10,240 --> 02:41:12,610
panel for an IBM 557 card punch

6559
02:41:12,610 --> 02:41:13,440
machine.

6560
02:41:13,640 --> 02:41:14,630
And this is how you would

6561
02:41:14,630 --> 02:41:15,900
basically program it.

6562
02:41:15,980 --> 02:41:17,270
You would wire it together

6563
02:41:17,270 --> 02:41:18,350
based on, you know, the

6564
02:41:18,350 --> 02:41:19,580
different sections.

6565
02:41:19,920 --> 02:41:20,980
And what year is this from?

6566
02:41:21,200 --> 02:41:22,380
This is actually from a machine

6567
02:41:22,380 --> 02:41:23,400
from the late 60s.

6568
02:41:23,400 --> 02:41:24,160
Late 60s.

6569
02:41:24,160 --> 02:41:24,460
Okay.

6570
02:41:24,600 --> 02:41:25,770
And this is the actual hieroglyphics

6571
02:41:25,770 --> 02:41:27,060
of a programmer from those days.

6572
02:41:27,060 --> 02:41:27,060
Yeah.

6573
02:41:27,060 --> 02:41:28,260
This is the last remnants of a

6574
02:41:28,260 --> 02:41:29,560
programmer who left some notes

6575
02:41:29,560 --> 02:41:30,320
for a few years.

6576
02:41:30,520 --> 02:41:32,200
He is touching and demeaning,

6577
02:41:32,200 --> 02:41:33,620
says Pestilent Caden.

6578
02:41:33,780 --> 02:41:36,020
I think so, Andrew DeVries.

6579
02:41:37,180 --> 02:41:38,360
Kind of like treating it like

6580
02:41:38,360 --> 02:41:40,740
it's a bit of a silly item, you

6581
02:41:40,740 --> 02:41:41,500
know?

6582
02:41:41,680 --> 02:41:43,160
I don't like that from DeVries.

6583
02:41:43,420 --> 02:41:44,360
I think he should actually have

6584
02:41:44,360 --> 02:41:45,560
a little bit more reverence and

6585
02:41:45,560 --> 02:41:46,440
respect for this.

6586
02:41:46,540 --> 02:41:46,960
All right.

6587
02:41:47,000 --> 02:41:48,480
Well, now the personal computer

6588
02:41:48,480 --> 02:41:49,800
revolution sort of took off.

6589
02:41:49,800 --> 02:41:52,800
Yeah, we get back into early 80s.

6590
02:41:52,820 --> 02:41:54,040
This is a Timex Sinclair 1000.

6591
02:41:54,040 --> 02:41:55,000
I think that's very interesting.

6592
02:41:55,120 --> 02:41:56,310
A lot of people don't know that

6593
02:41:56,310 --> 02:41:57,690
Timex was involved in the early

6594
02:41:57,690 --> 02:41:58,380
computer.

6595
02:41:58,560 --> 02:41:59,500
In fact, yes, they were.

6596
02:41:59,580 --> 02:42:00,780
A lot of companies that you

6597
02:42:00,780 --> 02:42:01,940
wouldn't associate with

6598
02:42:01,940 --> 02:42:03,260
computers are actually made

6599
02:42:03,260 --> 02:42:04,480
computers at some point.

6600
02:42:04,560 --> 02:42:04,700
Right, right.

6601
02:42:04,780 --> 02:42:06,020
A lot of people recognize this.

6602
02:42:06,240 --> 02:42:07,090
This looks almost like a laptop

6603
02:42:07,090 --> 02:42:07,420
here.

6604
02:42:07,420 --> 02:42:08,290
Well, this is Apple's first

6605
02:42:08,290 --> 02:42:08,740
portable.

6606
02:42:08,880 --> 02:42:10,030
This is actually a prototype

6607
02:42:10,030 --> 02:42:10,660
Apple IIc.

6608
02:42:11,240 --> 02:42:12,770
And I found this in a thrift

6609
02:42:12,770 --> 02:42:14,680
store of all places.

6610
02:42:14,780 --> 02:42:14,980
Really?

6611
02:42:15,180 --> 02:42:15,380
Okay.

6612
02:42:15,500 --> 02:42:16,670
Now, this is a beautiful

6613
02:42:16,670 --> 02:42:17,940
collection of stuff.

6614
02:42:17,940 --> 02:42:19,310
And I understand you're also

6615
02:42:19,310 --> 02:42:20,620
working on a physical space

6616
02:42:20,620 --> 02:42:22,080
maybe where people can go.

6617
02:42:22,740 --> 02:42:24,450
The width and size of the shirt

6618
02:42:24,450 --> 02:42:25,540
and frame.

6619
02:42:25,720 --> 02:42:27,950
It's a big situation, sort of

6620
02:42:27,950 --> 02:42:29,080
MC Hammer.

6621
02:42:29,080 --> 02:42:32,210
David Byrne-esque oversized

6622
02:42:32,210 --> 02:42:33,260
shirt.

6623
02:42:33,400 --> 02:42:35,430
I have a warehouse that I'm

6624
02:42:35,430 --> 02:42:37,720
converting into a center.

6625
02:42:37,720 --> 02:42:38,700
I'm kind of calling it a

6626
02:42:38,700 --> 02:42:39,700
community museum.

6627
02:42:39,700 --> 02:42:41,040
It's going to be a...

6628
02:42:41,040 --> 02:42:42,500
The official name is the Vintage

6629
02:42:42,500 --> 02:42:43,880
Technology Cooperative Resource

6630
02:42:43,880 --> 02:42:44,400
Center.

6631
02:42:44,620 --> 02:42:44,800
Okay.

6632
02:42:44,800 --> 02:42:46,210
And it's going to be a center

6633
02:42:46,210 --> 02:42:47,800
where people can come and share

6634
02:42:47,800 --> 02:42:49,560
in the hobby, work on their old

6635
02:42:49,560 --> 02:42:49,860
computers.

6636
02:42:49,860 --> 02:42:51,070
It's going to have workstations

6637
02:42:51,070 --> 02:42:52,040
set up and tools and things

6638
02:42:52,040 --> 02:42:52,600
like that.

6639
02:42:52,760 --> 02:42:53,690
It's going to have a full

6640
02:42:53,690 --> 02:42:55,140
library of old computer books.

6641
02:42:55,240 --> 02:42:56,700
I've been collecting books and

6642
02:42:56,700 --> 02:42:57,880
magazines to fill it up for

6643
02:42:57,880 --> 02:42:59,020
people to do historical

6644
02:42:59,020 --> 02:43:00,500
research into computers.

6645
02:43:01,020 --> 02:43:01,920
And it's currently being turned

6646
02:43:01,920 --> 02:43:03,560
into a non-profit organization.

6647
02:43:03,900 --> 02:43:04,380
That's great.

6648
02:43:04,440 --> 02:43:05,300
Now, where can people check

6649
02:43:05,300 --> 02:43:05,960
this out on the web?

6650
02:43:06,080 --> 02:43:08,640
It's www.vintage.org.

6651
02:43:08,720 --> 02:43:08,960
All right.

6652
02:43:09,020 --> 02:43:09,640
Thanks a lot.

6653
02:43:09,640 --> 02:43:09,640
Thanks a lot.

6654
02:43:09,640 --> 02:43:11,040
Game Boy.

6655
02:43:13,460 --> 02:43:14,700
Nintendo's Game Boy.

6656
02:43:16,060 --> 02:43:17,080
Computer Games.

6657
02:43:17,860 --> 02:43:18,790
One of the coolest new computer

6658
02:43:18,790 --> 02:43:19,360
games.

6659
02:43:19,360 --> 02:43:20,360
One of the strangest phenomena

6660
02:43:20,360 --> 02:43:21,000
in online...

6661
02:43:21,000 --> 02:43:21,280
Wow!

6662
02:43:22,020 --> 02:43:23,080
A real convergence.

6663
02:43:23,720 --> 02:43:25,180
One of the coolest new computer

6664
02:43:25,180 --> 02:43:25,880
games.

6665
02:43:26,180 --> 02:43:27,660
One of the strangest things

6666
02:43:27,660 --> 02:43:28,400
online.

6667
02:43:30,720 --> 02:43:31,860
One of the strangest phenomena

6668
02:43:31,860 --> 02:43:34,950
in online collectibles is this

6669
02:43:34,950 --> 02:43:36,690
trend now toward collecting old

6670
02:43:36,690 --> 02:43:37,460
websites.

6671
02:43:37,900 --> 02:43:39,580
In fact, the San Francisco...

6672
02:43:39,580 --> 02:43:41,040
Websites!

6673
02:43:41,660 --> 02:43:43,130
...is this trend now toward

6674
02:43:43,130 --> 02:43:44,740
collecting old websites.

6675
02:43:45,220 --> 02:43:45,620
Wow!

6676
02:43:45,680 --> 02:43:47,230
You can even hear the reverb

6677
02:43:47,230 --> 02:43:48,460
inside that cafe.

6678
02:43:48,460 --> 02:43:50,300
Imagine just being on the

6679
02:43:50,300 --> 02:43:52,980
computers in the background

6680
02:43:52,980 --> 02:43:54,360
hearing Stu yell websites

6681
02:43:54,360 --> 02:43:55,620
really loud.

6682
02:43:56,040 --> 02:43:57,660
How positively charged you

6683
02:43:57,660 --> 02:43:59,850
would be to be on the websites

6684
02:43:59,850 --> 02:44:01,840
while he's saying that.

6685
02:44:01,860 --> 02:44:03,700
...in online collectibles is

6686
02:44:03,700 --> 02:44:04,780
this trend now toward

6687
02:44:04,780 --> 02:44:06,300
collecting old websites.

6688
02:44:06,660 --> 02:44:08,200
In fact, the San Francisco

6689
02:44:08,200 --> 02:44:09,820
Museum of Modern Art is doing

6690
02:44:09,820 --> 02:44:10,840
exactly that.

6691
02:44:10,840 --> 02:44:12,130
Jane is with the Projects

6692
02:44:12,130 --> 02:44:12,720
Director.

6693
02:44:12,720 --> 02:44:13,380
Jane!

6694
02:44:13,380 --> 02:44:14,060
...is this director.

6695
02:44:14,380 --> 02:44:15,620
...is doing exactly that.

6696
02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,650
The San Francisco Museum of

6697
02:44:15,650 --> 02:44:15,660
Modern Art is doing exactly

6698
02:44:15,660 --> 02:44:15,720
that.

6699
02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720
The San Francisco Museum of

6700
02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720
Modern Art is doing exactly

6701
02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720
that.

6702
02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720
The San Francisco Museum of

6703
02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720
Modern Art is doing exactly

6704
02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720
that.

6705
02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720
The San Francisco Museum of

6706
02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,720
Modern Art is doing exactly

6707
02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:15,740
that.

6708
02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:15,740
The San Francisco Museum of

6709
02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:15,740
Modern Art is doing exactly

6710
02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:15,740
that.

6711
02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:15,740
The San Francisco Museum of

6712
02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:15,740
Modern Art is doing exactly

6713
02:44:15,740 --> 02:44:15,760
that.

6714
02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,760
The San Francisco Museum of

6715
02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,760
Modern Art is doing exactly

6716
02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,760
that.

6717
02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,760
The San Francisco Museum of

6718
02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,760
Modern Art is doing exactly

6719
02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,760
that.

6720
02:44:15,760 --> 02:44:15,770
The San Francisco Museum of

6721
02:44:15,770 --> 02:44:15,770
Modern Art is doing exactly

6722
02:44:15,770 --> 02:44:15,820
that.

6723
02:44:15,820 --> 02:44:21,410
The San Francisco Museum of

6724
02:44:21,410 --> 02:44:26,990
Modern Art is doing exactly

6725
02:44:26,990 --> 02:44:28,740
that.

6726
02:44:28,740 --> 02:44:30,210
Jane is with the Projects

6727
02:44:30,210 --> 02:44:31,000
Director.

6728
02:44:31,000 --> 02:44:32,000
That wipe.

6729
02:44:32,000 --> 02:44:33,000
That wipe.

6730
02:44:33,000 --> 02:44:34,000
That.

6731
02:44:34,000 --> 02:44:36,080
Jane is with the Projects

6732
02:44:36,080 --> 02:44:37,060
Director.

6733
02:44:37,060 --> 02:44:38,060
That wipe.

6734
02:44:38,060 --> 02:44:39,060
That damn wipe.

6735
02:44:39,060 --> 02:44:41,400
And it looks, if you freeze it,

6736
02:44:41,400 --> 02:44:43,500
it looks like he's got Jane's

6737
02:44:43,500 --> 02:44:45,060
hair on his head.

6738
02:44:45,060 --> 02:44:46,360
Maybe he might have Jane's eyes

6739
02:44:46,360 --> 02:44:47,180
and Stu's mouth.

6740
02:44:47,180 --> 02:44:48,180
Wow.

6741
02:44:48,180 --> 02:44:50,180
Wow.

6742
02:44:50,180 --> 02:44:53,540
Maybe now, the next one, he

6743
02:44:53,540 --> 02:44:57,880
might have Jane's nose and Stu's

6744
02:44:57,880 --> 02:44:58,520
mouth.

6745
02:44:58,520 --> 02:44:59,730
If Jane opens her eyes now, it's

6746
02:44:59,730 --> 02:45:00,740
going to be beautiful.

6747
02:45:00,740 --> 02:45:02,740
Oh, yeah.

6748
02:45:02,740 --> 02:45:09,780
Don't know how to feel about

6749
02:45:09,780 --> 02:45:11,740
this.

6750
02:45:11,740 --> 02:45:12,270
And then, I'll just say, "I'm

6751
02:45:12,270 --> 02:45:12,740
going to be a little bit."

6752
02:45:12,740 --> 02:45:13,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6753
02:45:13,740 --> 02:45:14,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6754
02:45:14,740 --> 02:45:15,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6755
02:45:15,740 --> 02:45:16,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6756
02:45:16,740 --> 02:45:17,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6757
02:45:17,740 --> 02:45:18,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6758
02:45:18,740 --> 02:45:19,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6759
02:45:19,740 --> 02:45:20,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6760
02:45:20,740 --> 02:45:21,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6761
02:45:21,740 --> 02:45:22,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6762
02:45:22,740 --> 02:45:23,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6763
02:45:23,740 --> 02:45:24,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6764
02:45:24,740 --> 02:45:25,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6765
02:45:25,740 --> 02:45:26,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6766
02:45:26,740 --> 02:45:27,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6767
02:45:27,740 --> 02:45:28,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6768
02:45:28,740 --> 02:45:29,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6769
02:45:29,740 --> 02:45:30,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6770
02:45:30,740 --> 02:45:31,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6771
02:45:31,740 --> 02:45:32,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6772
02:45:32,740 --> 02:45:33,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6773
02:45:33,740 --> 02:45:34,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6774
02:45:34,740 --> 02:45:35,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6775
02:45:35,740 --> 02:45:36,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6776
02:45:36,740 --> 02:45:37,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6777
02:45:37,740 --> 02:45:38,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6778
02:45:38,740 --> 02:45:39,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6779
02:45:39,740 --> 02:45:40,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6780
02:45:40,740 --> 02:45:41,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6781
02:45:41,740 --> 02:45:42,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6782
02:45:42,740 --> 02:45:43,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6783
02:45:43,740 --> 02:45:44,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6784
02:45:44,740 --> 02:45:45,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6785
02:45:45,740 --> 02:45:46,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6786
02:45:46,740 --> 02:45:47,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6787
02:45:47,740 --> 02:45:48,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6788
02:45:48,740 --> 02:45:49,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6789
02:45:49,740 --> 02:45:50,740
I'm going to be a little bit.

6790
02:45:50,740 --> 02:45:51,740
Well, we don't.

6791
02:45:51,740 --> 02:45:52,740
Sorry.

6792
02:45:52,740 --> 02:45:54,820
I thought I was going to go

6793
02:45:54,820 --> 02:45:55,740
into it.

6794
02:45:55,740 --> 02:45:57,740
Maybe we go here.

6795
02:45:57,740 --> 02:46:00,740
A lot, Aaron.

6796
02:46:00,740 --> 02:46:02,740
You want there.

6797
02:46:02,740 --> 02:46:03,740
That's where you want.

6798
02:46:03,740 --> 02:46:05,080
But it's going to be hard to

6799
02:46:05,080 --> 02:46:05,740
fucking.

6800
02:46:05,740 --> 02:46:06,740
I can't do it.

6801
02:46:06,740 --> 02:46:07,740
I can't do it.

6802
02:46:07,740 --> 02:46:09,260
It's going to be too much pissing

6803
02:46:09,260 --> 02:46:09,740
about.

6804
02:46:09,740 --> 02:46:11,110
I've already, I've already tore

6805
02:46:11,110 --> 02:46:11,740
the arse out.

6806
02:46:11,740 --> 02:46:12,900
We do a display of websites at

6807
02:46:12,900 --> 02:46:14,740
the San Francisco Museum of

6808
02:46:14,740 --> 02:46:15,740
Modern Art.

6809
02:46:15,740 --> 02:46:16,740
Well, we don't.

6810
02:46:16,740 --> 02:46:19,740
We do websites on our site.

6811
02:46:19,740 --> 02:46:21,710
And what we're trying to do is

6812
02:46:21,710 --> 02:46:22,740
really two things.

6813
02:46:22,740 --> 02:46:23,740
The first is.

6814
02:46:23,740 --> 02:46:24,740
Actually, I tell you what.

6815
02:46:24,740 --> 02:46:25,810
Dara has made a fucking thing

6816
02:46:25,810 --> 02:46:26,740
where I look at this.

6817
02:46:26,740 --> 02:46:27,740
The side hatch.

6818
02:46:27,740 --> 02:46:30,740
You click that.

6819
02:46:30,740 --> 02:46:32,560
He's made it so that we can

6820
02:46:32,560 --> 02:46:34,940
have our hotkeys saved to do

6821
02:46:34,940 --> 02:46:35,740
the mixes.

6822
02:46:35,740 --> 02:46:38,030
It's not faffing about because

6823
02:46:38,030 --> 02:46:40,740
he's done the website, you know?

6824
02:46:40,740 --> 02:46:42,740
So if we go here.

6825
02:46:42,740 --> 02:46:45,740
First off.

6826
02:46:45,740 --> 02:46:48,740
What we do here.

6827
02:46:48,740 --> 02:46:50,380
In the name of modern art.

6828
02:46:53,480 --> 02:46:55,060
Look at Stu there, look.

6829
02:46:55,420 --> 02:46:56,800
Modern art trend now.

6830
02:47:05,060 --> 02:47:08,090
Just this piercing Stu gaze,

6831
02:47:08,090 --> 02:47:10,220
which is a genre of music like

6832
02:47:10,220 --> 02:47:12,220
shoegaze, but it's Stu gaze.

6833
02:47:13,160 --> 02:47:15,080
I think we've said that before.

6834
02:47:15,740 --> 02:47:16,650
It's great to see him coming in

6835
02:47:16,650 --> 02:47:17,980
off the back of Static like

6836
02:47:17,980 --> 02:47:18,500
that.

6837
02:47:18,500 --> 02:47:27,120
Sort of, it's jarring.

6838
02:47:27,560 --> 02:47:29,600
So anyway, we go through here.

6839
02:47:30,240 --> 02:47:31,600
We can even get websites on a

6840
02:47:31,600 --> 02:47:32,420
hotkey.

6841
02:47:32,540 --> 02:47:33,440
Let's just get websites on a

6842
02:47:33,440 --> 02:47:33,900
hotkey.

6843
02:47:33,900 --> 02:47:35,500
Online collectibles is this

6844
02:47:35,500 --> 02:47:37,280
trend now toward collecting old

6845
02:47:37,280 --> 02:47:38,060
websites.

6846
02:47:38,600 --> 02:47:40,800
Okay, websites, old websites.

6847
02:47:42,280 --> 02:47:43,500
Go back there.

6848
02:47:44,680 --> 02:47:45,420
Thank you.

6849
02:47:45,440 --> 02:47:46,780
Thank you very much, Steph.

6850
02:47:46,780 --> 02:47:55,220
Okay, I'm going for the web.

6851
02:47:56,240 --> 02:47:57,500
Set it there as zero.

6852
02:47:57,960 --> 02:47:58,940
Set it there as one.

6853
02:48:00,520 --> 02:48:00,920
Yeah?

6854
02:48:04,660 --> 02:48:05,100
Websites.

6855
02:48:06,100 --> 02:48:06,860
Being sold on the web, for

6856
02:48:06,860 --> 02:48:07,700
example.

6857
02:48:08,400 --> 02:48:09,560
No, that's not working.

6858
02:48:10,740 --> 02:48:11,600
No, it's not working.

6859
02:48:13,100 --> 02:48:14,020
I fucked it up.

6860
02:48:15,120 --> 02:48:16,280
We shouldn't do it live.

6861
02:48:16,460 --> 02:48:17,350
I'll work it out for the next

6862
02:48:17,350 --> 02:48:17,680
one.

6863
02:48:17,740 --> 02:48:18,520
Great design.

6864
02:48:19,380 --> 02:48:20,240
Sorry about that.

6865
02:48:20,620 --> 02:48:21,610
In fact, some of the things in

6866
02:48:21,610 --> 02:48:22,500
our collection.

6867
02:48:24,500 --> 02:48:25,820
In fact, the San Francisco.

6868
02:48:26,580 --> 02:48:27,320
What's he saying?

6869
02:48:27,320 --> 02:48:28,600
Choose the time in the video.

6870
02:48:28,740 --> 02:48:29,910
Then press one of the UI keys

6871
02:48:29,910 --> 02:48:30,440
below.

6872
02:48:31,280 --> 02:48:32,410
Once set, pressing that key on

6873
02:48:32,410 --> 02:48:34,480
your physical keyboard jumps to

6874
02:48:34,480 --> 02:48:35,740
that timestamp.

6875
02:48:37,740 --> 02:48:38,180
Note.

6876
02:48:38,300 --> 02:48:39,460
Because the way YouTube

6877
02:48:39,460 --> 02:48:41,380
captures mouse focus, you have

6878
02:48:41,380 --> 02:48:43,460
to click outside the video for

6879
02:48:43,460 --> 02:48:44,580
the keys to work.

6880
02:48:45,420 --> 02:48:45,860
Good man.

6881
02:48:45,860 --> 02:48:52,260
Sounds like he's going to say,

6882
02:48:52,260 --> 02:48:54,560
web systems.

6883
02:48:54,820 --> 02:48:56,020
Who made cool borders?

6884
02:48:56,820 --> 02:48:57,220
Here we go.

6885
02:48:58,160 --> 02:48:58,780
Here we go there.

6886
02:49:00,900 --> 02:49:01,280
Okay, so click outside the

6887
02:49:01,280 --> 02:49:03,920
video for the keys to work.

6888
02:49:04,020 --> 02:49:04,460
Okay, okay.

6889
02:49:04,840 --> 02:49:05,540
Websites.

6890
02:49:05,800 --> 02:49:06,520
Websites.

6891
02:49:06,680 --> 02:49:07,000
Yes.

6892
02:49:07,200 --> 02:49:07,800
Websites.

6893
02:49:07,800 --> 02:49:08,920
Websites.

6894
02:49:08,920 --> 02:49:10,590
In fact, the San Francisco

6895
02:49:10,590 --> 02:49:12,330
Museum of Modern Art is doing

6896
02:49:12,330 --> 02:49:13,400
exactly that.

6897
02:49:13,740 --> 02:49:14,140
Games.

6898
02:49:14,360 --> 02:49:14,920
Websites.

6899
02:49:15,200 --> 02:49:15,800
Websites.

6900
02:49:15,800 --> 02:49:16,800
Websites.

6901
02:49:17,180 --> 02:49:17,860
Websites.

6902
02:49:18,240 --> 02:49:18,880
Websites.

6903
02:49:19,380 --> 02:49:20,020
Websites.

6904
02:49:20,360 --> 02:49:20,980
Websites.

6905
02:49:21,400 --> 02:49:22,080
Websites.

6906
02:49:22,420 --> 02:49:23,060
Websites.

6907
02:49:23,440 --> 02:49:24,100
Websites.

6908
02:49:24,480 --> 02:49:25,120
Websites.

6909
02:49:25,620 --> 02:49:26,300
Websites.

6910
02:49:26,580 --> 02:49:27,180
Websites.

6911
02:49:27,600 --> 02:49:28,240
Websites.

6912
02:49:28,740 --> 02:49:29,240
Websites.

6913
02:49:29,240 --> 02:49:29,760
Websites.

6914
02:49:29,760 --> 02:49:30,440
Websites.

6915
02:49:30,860 --> 02:49:32,140
In fact, the San Francisco

6916
02:49:32,140 --> 02:49:33,930
Museum of Modern Art is doing

6917
02:49:33,930 --> 02:49:35,020
exactly that.

6918
02:49:35,360 --> 02:49:36,600
Games with the project.

6919
02:49:36,600 --> 02:49:37,380
Dara, you're a fucking legend,

6920
02:49:37,380 --> 02:49:37,620
man.

6921
02:49:37,720 --> 02:49:38,980
Thank you very much for making

6922
02:49:38,980 --> 02:49:39,620
this site.

6923
02:49:40,400 --> 02:49:41,160
I just need to really get to

6924
02:49:41,160 --> 02:49:42,160
grips with it.

6925
02:49:42,240 --> 02:49:42,660
And we'll have.

6926
02:49:43,620 --> 02:49:45,740
We must do a proper setting.

6927
02:49:45,740 --> 02:49:46,000
Session.

6928
02:49:46,300 --> 02:49:47,630
Maybe get Connor in for that

6929
02:49:47,630 --> 02:49:48,100
one.

6930
02:49:49,960 --> 02:49:50,920
Had just another one of these

6931
02:49:50,920 --> 02:49:52,040
as well.

6932
02:49:57,340 --> 02:49:55,230
He'd love to have the beat

6933
02:49:55,230 --> 02:49:59,460
playing and him saying websites

6934
02:49:59,460 --> 02:50:00,840
to that.

6935
02:50:02,120 --> 02:50:03,700
So what we had was this one.

6936
02:50:03,700 --> 02:50:06,820
We want to go two on Jane here.

6937
02:50:08,400 --> 02:50:08,680
Yeah.

6938
02:50:10,300 --> 02:50:10,830
Aaron, how do you do a display

6939
02:50:10,830 --> 02:50:12,370
of websites at the San

6940
02:50:12,370 --> 02:50:14,980
Francisco Museum of Modern Art?

6941
02:50:15,180 --> 02:50:15,900
We don't.

6942
02:50:15,900 --> 02:50:15,900
We don't.

6943
02:50:15,900 --> 02:50:17,160
And then you want to cut to.

6944
02:50:21,260 --> 02:50:22,900
Lovely.

6945
02:50:23,240 --> 02:50:24,450
Dara, thank you very, very much,

6946
02:50:24,450 --> 02:50:24,840
man.

6947
02:50:25,780 --> 02:50:26,560
It's quality.

6948
02:50:27,200 --> 02:50:28,080
You've done great work.

6949
02:50:29,140 --> 02:50:30,300
You've done great work.

6950
02:50:31,580 --> 02:50:32,720
So we've got three.

6951
02:50:36,280 --> 02:50:39,610
So after all that, we can

6952
02:50:39,610 --> 02:50:41,820
finally maybe do this.

6953
02:50:43,860 --> 02:50:45,250
Aaron, how do you do a display

6954
02:50:45,250 --> 02:50:47,150
of websites at the San

6955
02:50:47,150 --> 02:50:48,820
Francisco Museum of Modern Art?

6956
02:50:49,220 --> 02:50:50,060
Well, we don't.

6957
02:50:58,740 --> 02:51:00,110
So that's our look at online

6958
02:51:00,110 --> 02:51:02,020
collectibles and online options.

6959
02:51:02,020 --> 02:51:03,620
I mean, we can't just go back.

6960
02:51:03,620 --> 02:51:05,040
Aaron, how do you do a display

6961
02:51:05,040 --> 02:51:06,070
of websites at the San

6962
02:51:06,070 --> 02:51:07,880
Francisco Museum of Modern Art?

6963
02:51:08,300 --> 02:51:09,200
Well, we don't.

6964
02:51:10,280 --> 02:51:10,720
Volumes.

6965
02:51:11,120 --> 02:51:12,520
You have to click outside.

6966
02:51:12,680 --> 02:51:13,220
Fucked it up.

6967
02:51:14,360 --> 02:51:15,220
Aaron, how do you do a display

6968
02:51:15,220 --> 02:51:16,660
of websites at the San

6969
02:51:16,660 --> 02:51:19,000
Francisco Museum of Modern Art?

6970
02:51:19,420 --> 02:51:20,220
Well, we don't.

6971
02:51:22,760 --> 02:51:22,550
Aaron, how do you do a display

6972
02:51:22,550 --> 02:51:24,140
of websites at the San

6973
02:51:24,140 --> 02:51:25,900
Francisco...

6974
02:51:25,900 --> 02:51:26,840
The websites!

6975
02:51:27,680 --> 02:51:29,080
Aaron, how do you do a display

6976
02:51:29,080 --> 02:51:30,120
of websites...

6977
02:51:30,120 --> 02:51:30,720
The websites!

6978
02:51:32,520 --> 02:51:32,990
Aaron, how do you do a display

6979
02:51:32,990 --> 02:51:34,540
of websites at the San

6980
02:51:34,540 --> 02:51:37,200
Francisco Museum of Modern Art?

6981
02:51:37,640 --> 02:51:38,400
Well, we don't.

6982
02:51:38,660 --> 02:51:39,300
The websites!

6983
02:51:40,980 --> 02:51:41,540
Okay, that's it.

6984
02:51:41,540 --> 02:51:42,960
Aaron, how do you do a display

6985
02:51:42,960 --> 02:51:43,990
of websites at the San

6986
02:51:43,990 --> 02:51:45,800
Francisco Museum of Modern Art?

6987
02:51:46,220 --> 02:51:47,020
Well, we don't.

6988
02:51:47,620 --> 02:51:49,600
We do websites on our site.

6989
02:51:50,120 --> 02:51:51,570
And what we're trying to do is

6990
02:51:51,570 --> 02:51:53,160
really two things.

6991
02:51:53,360 --> 02:51:54,820
The first is we're trying to

6992
02:51:54,820 --> 02:51:56,540
preserve websites that we think

6993
02:51:56,540 --> 02:51:57,640
are particularly...

6994
02:51:57,640 --> 02:51:58,760
Being sold on the web.

6995
02:51:58,800 --> 02:51:59,240
Oh, fuck.

6996
02:51:59,240 --> 02:51:59,740
For an example, if you go to

6997
02:51:59,740 --> 02:52:00,080
eBay...

6998
02:52:00,080 --> 02:52:00,770
I wanted to see you to come in

6999
02:52:00,770 --> 02:52:01,440
with websites again.

7000
02:52:01,520 --> 02:52:01,760
Sorry.

7001
02:52:01,940 --> 02:52:02,620
I'll fuck it.

7002
02:52:02,720 --> 02:52:03,380
I'll leave it now.

7003
02:52:04,140 --> 02:52:04,580
It's not...

7004
02:52:04,580 --> 02:52:05,840
I'm turning the arse out of it.

7005
02:52:05,900 --> 02:52:07,250
Aaron, how do you do a display

7006
02:52:07,250 --> 02:52:08,150
of websites at the San

7007
02:52:08,150 --> 02:52:09,760
Francisco Museum of Modern Art?

7008
02:52:09,760 --> 02:52:10,920
Others, like...

7009
02:52:10,920 --> 02:52:12,020
To make sure you don't touch it.

7010
02:52:12,500 --> 02:52:13,380
And suddenly, it's not just

7011
02:52:13,380 --> 02:52:14,580
something you drive.

7012
02:52:15,100 --> 02:52:15,420
It's some...

7013
02:52:15,420 --> 02:52:19,220
Websites!

7014
02:52:19,340 --> 02:52:20,000
Thank you very much.

7015
02:52:20,100 --> 02:52:20,840
...you look at.

7016
02:52:21,020 --> 02:52:21,600
It's an object.

7017
02:52:21,680 --> 02:52:22,740
It's bigger all of a sudden.

7018
02:52:22,960 --> 02:52:24,400
It's bigger and you concentrate

7019
02:52:24,400 --> 02:52:24,820
on it.

7020
02:52:24,900 --> 02:52:26,170
And maybe you start thinking

7021
02:52:26,170 --> 02:52:27,440
about what it means to be in a

7022
02:52:27,440 --> 02:52:27,840
car.

7023
02:52:27,960 --> 02:52:29,080
What transportation is.

7024
02:52:29,480 --> 02:52:30,990
How and why it was designed the

7025
02:52:30,990 --> 02:52:31,860
way it was.

7026
02:52:32,180 --> 02:52:33,090
Maybe it starts to tell you a

7027
02:52:33,090 --> 02:52:34,360
little bit about your life.

7028
02:52:34,900 --> 02:52:36,180
Well, I'm trying to figure out

7029
02:52:36,180 --> 02:52:38,070
if you can do the same thing on

7030
02:52:38,070 --> 02:52:38,580
the web.

7031
02:52:38,940 --> 02:52:40,270
Can you create the equivalent

7032
02:52:40,270 --> 02:52:41,780
of a museum on the web that

7033
02:52:41,780 --> 02:52:43,060
takes a website that you

7034
02:52:43,060 --> 02:52:43,580
usually

7035
02:52:43,580 --> 02:52:45,550
just go to for information or

7036
02:52:45,550 --> 02:52:47,610
to be amused and really look at

7037
02:52:47,610 --> 02:52:48,860
it seriously.

7038
02:52:49,400 --> 02:52:50,160
Look at it again.

7039
02:52:50,420 --> 02:52:51,340
Look at it slowly.

7040
02:52:51,860 --> 02:52:52,960
Look at it with some serious

7041
02:52:52,960 --> 02:52:53,720
context.

7042
02:52:53,920 --> 02:52:54,590
Well, help me understand

7043
02:52:54,590 --> 02:52:55,000
something.

7044
02:52:55,040 --> 02:52:56,100
Give it a bit of credence.

7045
02:52:56,120 --> 02:52:57,350
There's loads of websites out

7046
02:52:57,350 --> 02:52:58,600
today and arguably everybody

7047
02:52:58,600 --> 02:52:59,800
has a different opinion.

7048
02:53:00,140 --> 02:53:00,980
Which is good?

7049
02:53:01,100 --> 02:53:01,980
What's not good?

7050
02:53:02,160 --> 02:53:03,080
What's a great interface?

7051
02:53:03,200 --> 02:53:03,700
So and so forth.

7052
02:53:04,100 --> 02:53:06,080
How do you pick the best of the

7053
02:53:06,080 --> 02:53:06,800
crop?

7054
02:53:06,980 --> 02:53:08,260
You spend a lot of time looking

7055
02:53:08,260 --> 02:53:09,800
at a lot of different sites.

7056
02:53:10,160 --> 02:53:11,560
And then you really apply the

7057
02:53:11,560 --> 02:53:12,860
same rules that you apply

7058
02:53:12,860 --> 02:53:13,780
looking at a lot.

7059
02:53:13,780 --> 02:53:14,950
Just the lady in the background

7060
02:53:14,950 --> 02:53:15,300
here.

7061
02:53:15,340 --> 02:53:15,920
What's she doing?

7062
02:53:16,020 --> 02:53:17,620
Look, it's suspect.

7063
02:53:39,620 --> 02:53:41,050
We apply the same rules that

7064
02:53:41,050 --> 02:53:42,550
you apply when you look at any

7065
02:53:42,550 --> 02:53:43,820
kind of good design.

7066
02:53:44,480 --> 02:53:45,580
Those can be very abstract.

7067
02:53:45,880 --> 02:53:47,600
Like you want design to blow

7068
02:53:47,600 --> 02:53:48,440
your mind.

7069
02:53:48,660 --> 02:53:49,760
You want it to be beautiful.

7070
02:53:49,860 --> 02:53:50,620
Blow your mind.

7071
02:53:50,640 --> 02:53:51,570
But you can also be very

7072
02:53:51,570 --> 02:53:52,120
specific.

7073
02:53:52,700 --> 02:53:53,990
And you learn certain things

7074
02:53:53,990 --> 02:53:56,690
about composition, about typography,

7075
02:53:56,690 --> 02:53:58,560
which is the kind of letters

7076
02:53:58,560 --> 02:53:59,600
that designers use.

7077
02:53:59,640 --> 02:53:59,900
All right.

7078
02:54:00,120 --> 02:54:00,880
About colors.

7079
02:54:01,600 --> 02:54:03,730
And those rules were developed

7080
02:54:03,730 --> 02:54:05,850
for making magazines or making

7081
02:54:05,850 --> 02:54:08,230
books or making posters or for

7082
02:54:08,230 --> 02:54:09,260
making architecture.

7083
02:54:09,260 --> 02:54:10,690
And now they're applied to

7084
02:54:10,690 --> 02:54:11,160
websites.

7085
02:54:11,360 --> 02:54:12,420
So what is it about Daydream?

7086
02:54:12,420 --> 02:54:12,960
Websites!

7087
02:54:12,960 --> 02:54:13,640
Is one of the sites in your

7088
02:54:13,640 --> 02:54:14,120
collection.

7089
02:54:14,120 --> 02:54:14,660
It's the new one.

7090
02:54:14,660 --> 02:54:16,030
What is it about that site with

7091
02:54:16,030 --> 02:54:17,230
all of those elements that

7092
02:54:17,230 --> 02:54:18,490
makes it so much better than

7093
02:54:18,490 --> 02:54:19,120
the rest?

7094
02:54:19,180 --> 02:54:20,360
Well, Daydream is a wonderful

7095
02:54:20,360 --> 02:54:21,580
collection of experiments by a

7096
02:54:21,580 --> 02:54:22,460
whole set of different

7097
02:54:22,460 --> 02:54:23,600
designers and artists.

7098
02:54:24,220 --> 02:54:25,240
And they start scrolling

7099
02:54:25,240 --> 02:54:27,340
different numbers past you.

7100
02:54:27,740 --> 02:54:29,640
They start making a composition

7101
02:54:29,640 --> 02:54:31,480
that changes over time and in

7102
02:54:31,480 --> 02:54:32,040
space.

7103
02:54:32,040 --> 02:54:32,200
It's crazy stuff.

7104
02:54:32,220 --> 02:54:33,560
So it never quite looks the

7105
02:54:33,560 --> 02:54:33,980
same.

7106
02:54:34,500 --> 02:54:35,980
They start creating what in art

7107
02:54:35,980 --> 02:54:37,710
we call a collage, which grabs

7108
02:54:37,710 --> 02:54:39,280
pieces from the rest of the

7109
02:54:39,280 --> 02:54:41,760
world, scans them together, and

7110
02:54:41,760 --> 02:54:43,140
makes a new composition out of

7111
02:54:43,140 --> 02:54:43,540
it.

7112
02:54:43,580 --> 02:54:44,700
Something completely different.

7113
02:54:44,760 --> 02:54:45,160
Absolutely.

7114
02:54:45,540 --> 02:54:46,780
Now, a big thing to keep in

7115
02:54:46,780 --> 02:54:48,270
mind is that the website

7116
02:54:48,270 --> 02:54:50,510
collection that you have, you're

7117
02:54:50,510 --> 02:54:52,360
going to be showing online.

7118
02:54:52,460 --> 02:54:53,180
This is not going to be

7119
02:54:53,180 --> 02:54:54,310
something that you'll go into

7120
02:54:54,310 --> 02:54:55,140
the museum to view.

7121
02:54:55,800 --> 02:54:56,490
Eventually, you'll see it in

7122
02:54:56,490 --> 02:54:57,420
the museum as well.

7123
02:54:57,640 --> 02:54:59,080
We have these websites burned

7124
02:54:59,080 --> 02:54:59,680
onto CD-1.

7125
02:54:59,900 --> 02:55:00,300
Websites!

7126
02:55:00,460 --> 02:55:01,600
We have them into perpetuity.

7127
02:55:01,700 --> 02:55:02,630
When we decide to put them in

7128
02:55:02,630 --> 02:55:04,070
our collection, that means we're

7129
02:55:04,070 --> 02:55:04,850
going to take care of them

7130
02:55:04,850 --> 02:55:05,340
forever.

7131
02:55:05,640 --> 02:55:06,580
And we're going to try to make

7132
02:55:06,580 --> 02:55:07,680
sure that they can be seen

7133
02:55:07,680 --> 02:55:08,280
forever.

7134
02:55:08,820 --> 02:55:10,020
So I hope that 10 years from

7135
02:55:10,020 --> 02:55:11,680
now, you'll be able to go into

7136
02:55:11,680 --> 02:55:13,340
our museum and see a site.

7137
02:55:13,340 --> 02:55:16,630
The Lair of the Marrow Monkey

7138
02:55:16,630 --> 02:55:18,220
by Eric Loyer.

7139
02:55:18,760 --> 02:55:20,930
The Lair of the Marrow Monkey

7140
02:55:20,930 --> 02:55:24,200
is a winner of the 1998 New

7141
02:55:24,200 --> 02:55:27,180
Media Horizon Series Award for

7142
02:55:27,180 --> 02:55:29,400
Pretorial Website.

7143
02:55:29,400 --> 02:55:32,770
A finalist in the Best Interface

7144
02:55:32,770 --> 02:55:34,220
category.

7145
02:55:34,280 --> 02:55:35,830
It's long since gone off the

7146
02:55:35,830 --> 02:55:37,600
air and only exists in a server

7147
02:55:37,600 --> 02:55:38,540
somewhere.

7148
02:55:39,020 --> 02:55:39,610
And you'll be able to walk up

7149
02:55:39,610 --> 02:55:40,940
to a screen, touch that screen,

7150
02:55:40,940 --> 02:55:42,180
and it will come to life.

7151
02:55:42,320 --> 02:55:43,220
It's going to be really

7152
02:55:43,220 --> 02:55:44,830
interesting 15 years from now

7153
02:55:44,830 --> 02:55:46,100
to check out those sites that

7154
02:55:46,100 --> 02:55:47,600
have changed a lot over time.

7155
02:55:47,700 --> 02:55:48,280
Thanks a lot, Aaron.

7156
02:55:49,280 --> 02:55:50,420
Samona.

7157
02:55:50,900 --> 02:55:51,340
Samoma.

7158
02:55:51,560 --> 02:55:52,480
SF Mooma.

7159
02:55:52,780 --> 02:55:54,760
San Francisco Museum of Manor.

7160
02:55:54,960 --> 02:55:55,620
I think that is.

7161
02:55:55,620 --> 02:55:57,690
So that's our look at online

7162
02:55:57,690 --> 02:56:00,600
collectibles and online auctions.

7163
02:56:00,780 --> 02:56:01,570
I hope you found some

7164
02:56:01,570 --> 02:56:02,580
worthwhile tips.

7165
02:56:02,940 --> 02:56:03,890
Thanks for joining us here at

7166
02:56:03,890 --> 02:56:05,400
the Club Eye in San Francisco.

7167
02:56:05,600 --> 02:56:06,860
And I hope you'll join us again

7168
02:56:06,860 --> 02:56:08,520
here next week at the Net Cafe.

7169
02:56:09,300 --> 02:56:09,800
Oh, man.

7170
02:56:09,880 --> 02:56:10,280
So good.

7171
02:56:10,520 --> 02:56:11,660
Just need to do a few hotkeys

7172
02:56:11,660 --> 02:56:12,100
here.

7173
02:56:12,200 --> 02:56:13,330
Just want to do a little one of

7174
02:56:13,330 --> 02:56:14,580
these before we fuck off.

7175
02:56:15,100 --> 02:56:15,620
What's this?

7176
02:56:15,620 --> 02:56:18,620
We'll get him to do his...

7177
02:56:18,620 --> 02:56:19,180
...sand online auction.

7178
02:56:22,240 --> 02:56:22,630
So that's our look at online

7179
02:56:22,630 --> 02:56:25,560
collectibles and online auctions.

7180
02:56:25,560 --> 02:56:27,150
I hope you found some

7181
02:56:27,150 --> 02:56:28,660
worthwhile tips.

7182
02:56:29,760 --> 02:56:30,360
That's it.

7183
02:56:30,580 --> 02:56:31,600
That's our look at online

7184
02:56:31,600 --> 02:56:33,540
collectibles and online auctions.

7185
02:56:33,740 --> 02:56:34,620
I hope...

7186
02:56:34,620 --> 02:56:35,660
I hope.

7187
02:56:36,680 --> 02:56:37,620
You want that one.

7188
02:56:38,580 --> 02:56:39,120
You want that.

7189
02:56:40,440 --> 02:56:41,180
That's Jay.

7190
02:56:41,260 --> 02:56:43,320
No, we want him on two.

7191
02:56:43,400 --> 02:56:44,040
We want him on two.

7192
02:56:44,620 --> 02:56:45,640
We want him on two.

7193
02:56:45,860 --> 02:56:46,240
...auctions.

7194
02:56:46,380 --> 02:56:47,180
I hope you found some

7195
02:56:47,180 --> 02:56:48,180
worthwhile tips.

7196
02:56:49,500 --> 02:56:51,600
Thanks for joining us here at

7197
02:56:51,600 --> 02:56:55,540
the Club Eye in San Francisco.

7198
02:56:55,540 --> 02:56:58,840
San Francisco.

7199
02:56:59,140 --> 02:56:59,950
I hope you found some

7200
02:56:59,950 --> 02:57:01,000
worthwhile tips.

7201
02:57:01,400 --> 02:57:02,380
Thanks for joining us here at

7202
02:57:02,380 --> 02:57:03,540
the Club Eye...

7203
02:57:05,540 --> 02:57:09,250
...at the Club Eye in San

7204
02:57:09,250 --> 02:57:10,580
Francisco.

7205
02:57:10,740 --> 02:57:11,630
And I hope you'll join us again

7206
02:57:11,630 --> 02:57:12,540
here next week...

7207
02:57:12,640 --> 02:57:18,400
...at the Net Cafe.

7208
02:57:18,400 --> 02:57:22,470
...and a couple more stew

7209
02:57:22,470 --> 02:57:23,340
moments.

7210
02:57:24,280 --> 02:57:25,360
Maybe the intro.

7211
02:57:27,320 --> 02:57:28,260
Maybe the intro.

7212
02:57:29,300 --> 02:57:30,310
We're here as usual at the Club

7213
02:57:30,310 --> 02:57:32,020
Eye in San Francisco.

7214
02:57:32,300 --> 02:57:33,410
And this week we're talking

7215
02:57:33,410 --> 02:57:35,060
about online collectibles.

7216
02:57:35,180 --> 02:57:36,570
I guess everybody collects

7217
02:57:36,570 --> 02:57:36,940
something.

7218
02:57:37,300 --> 02:57:38,450
And this week we're talking

7219
02:57:38,450 --> 02:57:39,400
about...

7220
02:57:39,400 --> 02:57:45,340
...online collectibles.

7221
02:57:45,500 --> 02:57:47,380
I guess everybody collects...

7222
02:57:47,380 --> 02:57:48,380
...whether it's...

7223
02:57:48,380 --> 02:57:49,380
...whether it's...

7224
02:57:49,380 --> 02:57:50,380
...whether it's...

7225
02:57:50,380 --> 02:57:51,380
...whether it's...

7226
02:57:51,380 --> 02:57:52,380
...whether it's...

7227
02:57:52,380 --> 02:57:53,380
...whether it's...

7228
02:57:53,380 --> 02:57:54,380
...electronic gadgets or...

7229
02:57:54,380 --> 02:57:56,380
...and collectibles.

7230
02:57:57,020 --> 02:57:57,380
I guess everybody collects...

7231
02:57:57,380 --> 02:57:59,380
...something whether it's...

7232
02:57:59,380 --> 02:58:00,380
...whether it's...

7233
02:58:00,380 --> 02:58:01,380
...whether it's...

7234
02:58:01,380 --> 02:58:01,380
...whether it's...

7235
02:58:01,380 --> 02:58:02,380
...whether it's...

7236
02:58:02,380 --> 02:58:04,380
...electronic gadgets or doll...

7237
02:58:04,380 --> 02:58:05,380
...dolls.

7238
02:58:05,380 --> 02:58:08,380
...we got that.

7239
02:58:08,380 --> 02:58:09,380
...we got that.

7240
02:58:09,380 --> 02:58:10,380
...we got that.

7241
02:58:10,380 --> 02:58:11,380
...we got that.

7242
02:58:11,380 --> 02:58:12,380
...we got that.

7243
02:58:12,380 --> 02:58:13,380
...we got that.

7244
02:58:13,380 --> 02:58:24,760
The website, the back of San

7245
02:58:24,760 --> 02:58:38,160
Francisco Museum of Modern Art.

7246
02:58:38,160 --> 02:58:41,410
Website, website, website,

7247
02:58:41,410 --> 02:58:42,160
website.

7248
02:58:42,160 --> 02:58:44,160
Everybody collects something

7249
02:58:44,160 --> 02:58:55,160
whether it's websites, websites.

7250
02:58:55,160 --> 02:58:58,030
Electronic gadgets or dolls or

7251
02:58:58,030 --> 02:59:00,160
old records or websites,

7252
02:59:00,160 --> 02:59:03,160
websites, websites, websites,

7253
02:59:03,160 --> 02:59:04,160
websites.

7254
02:59:04,160 --> 02:59:06,740
Back to San Francisco Museum of

7255
02:59:06,740 --> 02:59:09,910
Modern Art at the NETCAPH. Website

7256
02:59:09,910 --> 02:59:12,760
at the NETCAPH. Website at the

7257
02:59:12,760 --> 02:59:15,720
NETCAPH. Website, website,

7258
02:59:15,720 --> 02:59:19,160
website, website at the NETCAPH.

7259
02:59:19,160 --> 02:59:21,650
NETCAPH. Electronic gadgets or

7260
02:59:21,650 --> 02:59:24,160
back to San Francisco Museum of--

7261
02:59:24,160 --> 02:59:39,160
NETCAPH is made possible.

7262
02:59:39,160 --> 02:59:41,410
It's in the holes. It's a

7263
02:59:41,410 --> 02:59:42,920
computer concept. I started

7264
02:59:42,920 --> 02:59:44,390
learning how to program. I sat

7265
02:59:44,390 --> 02:59:45,700
down on a key punch just like

7266
02:59:45,700 --> 02:59:47,930
this. Type your data in. A card

7267
02:59:47,930 --> 02:59:49,640
would go through and punch

7268
02:59:49,640 --> 02:59:52,090
holes. It's a hole. It's holes.

7269
02:59:52,090 --> 02:59:54,810
It's holes. It's holes. Getting

7270
02:59:54,810 --> 02:59:55,900
something.

7271
02:59:58,280 --> 03:00:01,420
It's a computer concept, not a

7272
03:00:01,420 --> 03:00:05,170
human concept. It's holes. It's

7273
03:00:05,170 --> 03:00:08,790
holes. The data is in the holes.

7274
03:00:08,790 --> 03:00:11,930
It's a computer concept, not a

7275
03:00:11,930 --> 03:00:15,330
human concept. Human concepts

7276
03:00:15,330 --> 03:00:18,470
are your bright words. As you

7277
03:00:18,470 --> 03:00:20,880
walk in the entry to this

7278
03:00:20,880 --> 03:00:22,500
building.

7279
03:00:25,400 --> 03:00:28,630
Diamonds.com. Websites. Websites.

7280
03:00:28,630 --> 03:00:31,030
Websites. Back to San Francisco

7281
03:00:31,030 --> 03:00:33,270
Museum of Modern Art. Exactly

7282
03:00:33,270 --> 03:00:35,500
that. Jane is with the project

7283
03:00:35,500 --> 03:00:37,840
director. Thanks for joining us

7284
03:00:37,840 --> 03:00:39,330
here at the Club Eye in San

7285
03:00:39,330 --> 03:00:41,180
Francisco. And I hope you'll

7286
03:00:41,180 --> 03:00:42,980
join us again here next week at

7287
03:00:42,980 --> 03:00:44,040
the Net Cafe.

7288
03:00:45,260 --> 03:00:47,290
Thanks very much. Thanks very

7289
03:00:47,290 --> 03:00:49,860
much for joining us on tonight's

7290
03:00:49,860 --> 03:00:52,870
Stew Bensis. Stew Bensigar. It's

7291
03:00:52,870 --> 03:00:55,020
been a lovely evening.

7292
03:00:55,020 --> 03:00:57,720
And remember. And remember.

7293
03:00:57,720 --> 03:00:58,800
Websites.

7294
03:01:24,640 --> 03:01:26,640
Cafe.

7295
03:01:26,640 --> 03:01:28,770
Net electronic gadgets or dolls

7296
03:01:28,770 --> 03:01:30,510
or old records or Club Eye in

7297
03:01:30,510 --> 03:01:32,640
San Francisco and I hope you'll

7298
03:01:32,640 --> 03:01:34,820
join us again here next week at

7299
03:01:34,820 --> 03:01:36,640
the Net Cafe website.

7300
03:01:36,640 --> 03:01:38,010
Thanks for joining us here at

7301
03:01:38,010 --> 03:01:39,370
the Club Eye in San Francisco

7302
03:01:39,370 --> 03:01:40,640
and thanks for joining us

7303
03:01:40,640 --> 03:01:41,640
here.
